Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

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I know this a joke but I can agree with this.

Hey guys, I have question for you. Are you guys kind of sick of seeing hero stuff all the time in modern entertainment?

 

[The tired cat]

Bob retweeted the account that posted the anonymous google doc, with him all but saying outright that the guy was dead. Bob does not care that some tranny furry that he's never heard of before may be dead. He only cares that the farms is in a bunch of troons's sights and is in potential danger.

I honestly don't think anything will happen to our little home. Going through the twitter search for Kiwi Farms I'm finding nothing but trannies saying the site should be shut down and we should all be either imprisoned, hung, or both. This is all assuming that Dave didn't off himself, which I'm leaning towards based on that stupid google doc. If it turns out that tranny furry emulator man did neck himself then blood will be in the water. Just to compare a few other fellow cows who actually have a brand to worry about, neither Jim Sterling nor Zoey Quinn have said a single thing about this, either directly or retweets. This would be a perfect subject for them to go after, Jim with his troon shit and hatred of us and Zoey with her progressive gaming shit and her hatred of us. The second a body is produced then they and others more careful/smarter than Bob will be all over it like their slut selves on a big ol' dick. Even then I wouldn't be too worried. This is nowhere near the level of outrage during the Christchurch shooting.

I'd be more impressed if Zoye opens her cake socket, because the moment that sack of whore says anything the instant response should be "Hey, didn't you drive a guy to suicide because you're a super greedy cunt?"

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah that makes sense. If you read this thread, you learn things about shit Bob pretends to know. Since he never learns or grows, it's safe to say he assumes every post here is us just cackling over the Mario cosplay pic

The part I don't get, is if they have never come here, how do they know what's going on? Like, how can the farms "Harass" anyone, if the people don't come here to see what's being said? It's not like farmers go out into the world bringing screencaps of peoples' specific threads and paste them about everywhere. A person would actually have to come to the site to see the "harassment" and it's like that meme of "how is internet harassment a thing like just close your eyes".

The ghosts of Cholesterol, Diabetes, and Hypertension?

Ghost of Christmas Past - Reagan
Ghost of Christmas Present - Drumpf
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: Death in an orange robe because orange man bad

 

[UserAccess]

Have you ever written the phrase, "freeze peach," with the intent of mocking someone?

Congratulations! You've sounded the mating call of the Bluechecked Twitterpuss! Your prize is molestation by mangled genitals reconstructed by an unethical doctor with access to a Oscar Meyer dumpster.

In 1000 years, when all of this is gone and the ruins of Old America are being studied, the fact that the United States found it important enough to protect speech with the very first and most important amendment will be the lasting contribution to all of human history. No other contribution comes close. Those battling to curtail this right instead of expanding it go straight to the curb for bulk pickup on garbage day. When your ideas are rational and meaningful, they're adopted in time. Screaming like children to have other ideas banned and crying to have message boards closed isn't a sign your ideas are any good.

Not getting conversions? Your ideas or presentation are dogshit. Get over yourself. Consider whether your own views are valid, and if they are, present your argument in a new light. If you're saying "freeze peach," it means you've got fucking nothing. Feel free to wrap your lips around an exhaust pipe and breathe deeply five times. It won't make your brain any worse than it already is.

 

[TopTierHealer]

This is the end again? How many times has it been "the end" now? 4-5?
Whatever, here's to you Bob: I hope you get an aneurysm reading 4000 pages of your own stupidity. If this is my last post then, Bob, hear me out: you will die alone, unloved and your YT chanel scrubbed from the ground. No one will remember you and your brother's wife will make sure you're not even a memory to her children. You are a failure as a human being, you're not smart, savyy or learned. You are just a white trash hick with an expensive paper from a diploma mill and a high school thesaurus. You're 40 but look 60, your lifestyle and attitude is that of the most stereotypical ugly american. Your anger against the mayo ghouls and the GQP is a blatant defense mechanism for how much you hate yourself. None of your contributions to the written word are memorable, unique or insightful. A machine can and will do better prose than you in the next 2 to 5 years so your """"white collar"""" job is complete and absolutely obsolete. Although you are not past the point of redemption, you might as well be. There is no hope for you and I say, without any sense of irony, that once you're gone your cancerous influence on your family and the internet as a whole will finally stop spreading.
Healer out.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Have you ever written the phrase, "freeze peach," with the intent of mocking someone?

Congratulations! You've sounded the mating call of the Bluechecked Twitterpuss! Your prize is molestation by mangled genitals reconstructed by an unethical doctor with access to a Oscar Meyer dumpster.

In 1000 years, when all of this is gone and the ruins of Old America are being studied, the fact that the United States found it important enough to protect speech with the very first and most important amendment will be the lasting contribution to all of human history. No other contribution comes close. Those battling to curtail this right instead of expanding it go straight to the curb for bulk pickup on garbage day. When your ideas are rational and meaningful, they're adopted in time. Screaming like children to have other ideas banned and crying to have message boards closed isn't a sign your ideas are any good.

Not getting conversions? Your ideas or presentation are dogshit. Get over yourself. Consider whether your own views are valid, and if they are, present your argument in a new light. If you're saying "freeze peach," it means you've got fucking nothing. Feel free to wrap your lips around an exhaust pipe and breathe deeply five times. It won't make your brain any worse than it already is.

Idiots like Bob literally think that "Freeze Peach" threatens the muhnorities, which is why they project by saying, "You only want muh freeze peach because you just wanna say nigga without consequences!" or "YOu just really wanna say the hard-r N word REALLY BAD." And then they pretend that's the only thing people want free speech for, because muh shouting fire in a crowded theater.

Problem is, "h8 speech" laws don't work. Weimar Germany had, believe it or not, hate speech laws regarding antisemitism. These laws were never actually taken off the books. And then suddenly, for no reason at all...

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I know this a joke but I can agree with this.

Hey guys, I have question for you. Are you guys kind of sick of seeing hero stuff all the time in modern entertainment?

I'm sick of seeing capeshit. Heroes don't necessarily need to wear spandex and quip snarky one-liners all the time. Sometimes they can just be an ordinary guy or gal who's in the wrong place at the right time, or who answers the call to adventure out of a personal need for fulfillment. Unfortunately, getting a studio to make a tentpole movie using an original (or beloved book) character is a hard sell these days. CGI Fests are expensive to make, and studios can be reasonably certain that an established franchise will turn a profit. Unfortunately, this also means that we'll be subjected to watching the same carousel of characters spinning in and out of reboots, forever. Before the days of the big expensive blockbuster, you could take a chance on making something that the mainstream hadn't heard of, because if it flopped, you were only out a few million dollars. But if a movie with an original premise flops today, you're out a cool 200 million or more. This means that if there's ever going to be another "Never Ending Story" or "Time Bandits", it's not going to come from the movie theater - it'll probably be an obscure series on Netflix that connects with a fanbase and blows up into something big. (But even then, it will probably end up being Capeshit, like Invincible.)

 

[JayHarrison]

Well...It's halfway to Christmas. Surely there's a chance for three ghosts to visit Bob overnight and get him to have a change of heart.

I once imagined Bob being visited by the Ghost of the Future. During this visit, the Ghost of the Future shows Bob what a festering, disease-plagued, elitist-run, technofascistic hellhole America would become if the country governance catered to Bob's every whim. Rather than Bob changing his manners and becoming a better person, he brutally massacres the Ghost of the Future at the earliest opportunity, citing that this nightmarish society is the American future of which Bob had always dreamed of living in. (Of course, Bob being an obsolete entity, the only way he'd possibly survive is to become a slave of the state.)

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The ghosts of Cholesterol, Diabetes, and Hypertension?

Not the angle I would have taken. If anything, I'd figure Bob would be visited by the ghosts of Kim-Jong Il, Fidel Castro, and Adolf Hitler, all lauding Bob for contributing to their causes in the destruction of America from within.

 

[King Dead]

I know this a joke but I can agree with this.

Hey guys, I have question for you. Are you guys kind of sick of seeing hero stuff all the time in modern entertainment?

Kind of, but also not entirely. I'll spoiler the rest of this since it's a tangent:

Spoiler: ramblings about movies

It really depends on what you mean by the question. Am I tired of superhero movies? Mostly, but not entirely. I've made no attempt to hide my disdain for the continuance of the MCU; I checked out at Endgame reasonably satisfied, and it's clear Disney is just spinning wheels at this point, unwilling to let their cash cow die. Other series I'm more open to checking out if they seem interesting; DC's track record is certainly spotty but sometimes manages to pull off something unexpected, and I remain curious about Sony's continued attempts to keep parts of Marvel away from Disney. And other series based around these concepts can be entertaining; I liked The Boys (season 1 more than 2, but we'll see how it goes) and Invincible both.

Am I tired of heroes? Nah, hero stories are great, and they're something we all need from time to time. Not every story needs to have an upright do-gooder as a protagonist, but it feels good to have a hero to cheer for.

What I am tired of is the fucking postmodern habit of taking nothing seriously and overdosing on quips and irony. Too many people seem afraid to be genuinely interested in something, so they'll couch their likes in a layer of ironic detachment to avoid embarrassment. This habit extends to most every writer working in the business today, throwing in as much snark and Whedonisms as possible without realizing how that dissolves all tension and leaves you feeling uninvested in the story. It's gotten to the point that the countercultural position is actually to be earnest and sincere.

I'm tired of other stuff too, like the endless remakes and how the artistry of film is being swallowed up by CGI farms, but that's enough rambling for now. On the bright side, there's literal decades worth of entertainment to watch, so I'll never really run out of things to see, no matter how bad modern Hollywood gets.

Bob, in contrast, will mindlessly consoom the latest capeshit without fail. I look forward to seeing how he reacts when the day finally comes that the MCU is officially over.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

muh shouting fire in a crowded theater.

I know you're not making it but in my opinion it's always worth remembering that this argument stems entirely from a convoluted justification to arrest people protesting a form of slavery (conscription) during World War I. (As well as the war itself.) Since "progressives" love the fruit of the poisonous tree type arguments so much...

 

[Koby_Fish]

I know you're not making it but in my opinion it's always worth remembering that this argument stems entirely from a convoluted justification to arrest people protesting a form of slavery (conscription) during World War I. (As well as the war itself.) Since "progressives" love the fruit of the poisonous tree type arguments so much...

Bob would jizz his panties over the new censorship (h8z peach) bill Trudeau is trying to ram through Parliament ASAP before it breaks for summer. Which is ridiculous, because there's already h8z peach laws here in triplicate. They wanna put back in "Section 13" of the Human Rights Code that Harper took out because it was a bullshit section.

The one part that's new, is the fucking Minority Report style bullshit where, if someone's afraid someone's gonna do a h8z peach, they can get a court to restrict someone's peach capabilities (no intarwebs, house arrest, what have you) to PREVENT a h8z peach crime from happening. All they need is a "reasonable fear" (lol) that someone's gonna do a h8z peach.

 

[Positron]

Ghost of Christmas Past - Reagan
Ghost of Christmas Present - Drumpf
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: Death in an orange robe because orange man bad

Ghost of Christmas Past - Pleistocene, who promises the return of megafauna if Robert would just lay waste to the Midwest. No sooner has this come into being is Robert trampled by a starving herd of Asian elephants.

Ghost of Christmas Present - AOC. The tall woman comes in a disheveled barmaid outfit and runs towards Robert, screaming that she is being raped and murdered and "oh please oh please strong tough guy please save me!". Robert strikes out the martial-artist stance that he learned from Wong Jing movies, only to see AOC running right past him in the loving arms of Ted Cruz, the two exchange a glance, kiss passionately, and walk into the night.

Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come - Xi Jinping the Eternal. When the Jews finally sold America to China, Robert is inducted to the Cultural Elite for his faithful service to the Party. He is awarded a China-made robotic body and a harem of the most beautiful women in China, who are all trannies thanks to the One Child policy. Not that this matters; transwomen are women after all. But when Robert attempts to consummate his gifts, he notices that diabetes and terminal virginity have already damaged his brain and there is no way to make the bio-mechanical interface work. The harder Robert tries, the more eager the shemales egg him on, the higher the load of the current surge, eventually causing the China-made battery to have a gigantic explosion, blowing his legs apart.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I'm sick of seeing capeshit. Heroes don't necessarily need to wear spandex and quip snarky one-liners all the time. Sometimes they can just be an ordinary guy or gal who's in the wrong place at the right time, or who answers the call to adventure out of a personal need for fulfillment.

I hear that, I myself am sick of capeshit. While I do watch shows like Batman: TAS and Green Lantern: TAS on HBO Max, it’s mainly for the plot, fight scenes and villains. I’ve become disinterested in the main hero.

And I agree, heroes don’t need to have powers or some great destiny to be a hero. Some are adventurers looking for thrills and others are everyday men and women forced into a role but they do it for one reason or another

I wish we got more heroes like Hercules or Odysseus. Those were my favorite legends as a kid. I watched the odyssey when I was a kid and I loved it.

hero stories are great, and they're something we all need from time to time. Not every story needs to have an upright do-gooder as a protagonist, but it feels good to have a hero to cheer for.

I can understand that. I do like supporting a good protagonist. But a hero could be anyone not just some guy or girl in a fancy outfit who fights criminals.

The whole point of hero stories was inspire others to overcome adversity with feats of skill. Be it ingenuity, courage, or strength. Today’s heroes seem superficial to me.

What I am tired of is the fucking postmodern habit of taking nothing seriously and overdosing on quips and irony. Too many people seem afraid to be genuinely interested in something, so they'll couch their likes in a layer of ironic detachment to avoid embarrassment. This habit extends to most every writer working in the business today, throwing in as much snark and Whedonisms as possible without realizing how that dissolves all tension and leaves you feeling uninvested in the story. It's gotten to the point that the countercultural position is actually to be earnest and sincere.

Now this, I definitely agree with you on. No one takes anything seriously anymore.
Nowadays, no one wants to be challenged, or treated like thinking, reasoning adults.

I look forward to seeing how he reacts when the day finally comes that the MCU is officially over.

Me too.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yeah that's another thing:

Screaming at Greenwald as a replacement for Orange Man isn't going to remove the fact you know you're a miserable low IQ cretin who destroyed his chances at relevance when you couldn't even leverage Howard fucking Stern for a boost.

And googling random wiki articles actually highlights how stupid you are, not obscures it with faux smarts.

And screaming he does. These were all back to back and within actual minutes of each other. He's very proud.

Spoiler: Glenn's tweet, for context

Spoiler: tweeted pics

Hey Bob, where's your participation trophy?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I guarantee Bob doesn't read any of this. Chances are he flips now and then on here, looks at the post count, and just sighs before getting a rush of diabetic energy and eating an entire sheet cake.

You're probably right. He doesn't have time to pour over every post on here while he's constantly tweeting, name searching, dunking on people that have zero connection to him and is still a mystery oh how he finds them, and finding niche shit that not even he cares about but makes him seem like a man of culture. I will say as a possible counter that he has gone silent on the whole Byuu thing after retweeting Patricia. Did he get tired of talking about a tranny no one had even heard of until yesterday? Did he realize that nothing's been confirmed and it be best to not make himself a laughing stock again? Did he see that we saw? Ultimately we'll most likely never know but a felon can dream can't he?

 

[RockVolnutt]

I know this a joke but I can agree with this.

Hey guys, I have question for you. Are you guys kind of sick of seeing hero stuff all the time in modern entertainment?

Not exactly but I am vocal about the divide between movies and comics. If anything, the problem is live action adaptations of things and remakes based on comics, cartoons, anime, or anything else. Don't really understand the obsession with live action when it usually comes with changes for the worse that make the finished product somehow even more juvenile than the stories they're borrowing from.

It's really easy to forget that while Bob is a capeshit guy now, he has voiced disdain towards the source material and its audience. Realistically he like a bunch of people out there are would just be into whatever Hollywood's current obsession is.

When's the last time you saw a live action adaptation of anything where you thought "Wow, this is even better"?

 

[Koby_Fish]

And screaming he does. These were all back to back and within actual minutes of each other. He's very proud.

Spoiler: Glenn's tweet, for context

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Spoiler: tweeted pics

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Hey Bob, where's your participation trophy?

Glenn: I sleep in a bed next to my husband.

Gawd, talk about Bob completely missing the point of that interaction between Homer and Kirk Van Houten.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Glenn: I sleep in a bed next to my husband.

In a house I actually own with a family who loves me.

 

[Flexo]

if you want, but we have plenty of people on here who certainly aren't radical; @Flexo , as well as being a booze-fuelled bending unit, is also a pretty moderate Republican who supports Israel,

You take that back!

I'm the most radical bot on here! Proof!

(I tried to find a picture of me on a motorcycle but apparently nobody had a camera then)

You're probably right, but it raises the question of whether or not these people actually understood what they critiqued, and why the dictatorship they deigned to cover were oppressive and destructive in the first place.

It's kind of like when Null points out that many of the so-called libertarians on the Internet mainly seem to be interested in preserving their right to coom to japanese loli and furry porn. This is the height of their moral framework, and what they strive to achieve for society. In the same vein people like Applebaum seems to be solely interested in preserving the Laissez-faire free market (I suspect she doesn't have any misgivings to global monopolies and outsourcing) and nothing else, foolishly conflating this singular objective with "libertarianism" as a whole. She even has the gall to call her former friends — many of whom have disowned her for basically being an insufferable, politically correct cunt — insane. It's completely beyond her self-opinionated proclivities that perhaps she is the one who's insane.

Could also be like a bootleggers and baptists situation. Basically two groups that have nothing in common but happen to overlap in a very narrow strip of a venn diagram (banning booze on sunday). So in this, they end up both uniting in support around this issue for completely opposite reasons.

This is the start of his manifesto; Bobby assiduously avoids retweeting any mention of us.

If we were murderers, we should be gravely ashamed at our deplorable inefficiency.

But... if you kill yourself to protect your "FUTURE children" then... your future children end up not existing.

I'm beginning to think troons really ARE bad at biology.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

It's really easy to forget that while Bob is a capeshit guy now, he has voiced disdain towards the source material and its audience. Realistically he like a bunch of people out there are would just be into whatever Hollywood's current obsession is.

One thing, I hate about Bob and his ilk, they’re all clout chasers. A bunch of losers still trying to be popular.

But... if you kill yourself to protect your "FUTURE children" then... your future children end up not existing.

I'm beginning to think troons really ARE bad at biology.

If you ask me, all these , sjws and radfems are complete idiots.