Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Jimmy Dore had to resort to appearing in Tucker Carlson to spread his anti-war message because no one else gave a fuck. Nutters think Dore is in bed with Carlson.
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Bobby is going to say goodbye to his old Toyota, the car he has spent many weepy evenings inside playing Mario on Nintendo DS.
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The left should not stand with the people, because the people are mostly bad.
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If you give each GOOD PEOPLE 10 votes and NON-GOOD PEOPLE only one, then you can surely be selective.

The Cali rats are going to save the Red states!
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If you are in a senior position (think Chris Chipman), then you are not normal people and shouldn't speak on behalf of normal people.
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Bobby knows what "technocrat" means.
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"Energy-usage accounting"? Why does it sound so familar? Anything to do with "carbon footprint audit"?

Don't you know Elon Musk's grandpa was a Canadian Nazi?
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Note how Bobby specifies "...planning through pure science" org that existed pre-60s". We are surely in better position today now that we have so many Emmas with Two Moms and Two Balls.

Futurism is aesthetically problematic too: they should have adopted the MCU orange-blue color scheme
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I've never heard the Taoist ying-yang symbol being called a "monad". The only monad I know concerns the Godful (and godawful) metaphysics of Leibniz.

But why worry about the future considering our planet is to be cooked anyway?
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Oh BTW, this is what Superior Future has in store for fat fucks like Bobby:
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The limitation of their Freeze Peach is a welcome bonus.

Bobby's conspecific isn't cool about Freeze Peach either:
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Bobby knows what "technocrat" means.
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"Energy-usage accounting"? Why does it sound so familar? Anything to do with "carbon footprint audit"?

Don't you know Elon Musk's grandpa was a Canadian Nazi?
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Note how Bobby specifies "...planning through pure science" org that existed pre-60s". We are surely in better position today now that we have so many Emmas with Two Moms and Two Balls.

Futurism is aesthetically problematic too: they should have adopted the MCU orange-blue color scheme
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Futurism is aesthetically problematic too: they should have adopted the MCU orange-blue color scheme

But why worry about the future considering our planet is to be cooked anyway?
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Oh BTW, this is what Superior Future has in store for fat fucks like Bobby:
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The limitation of their Freeze Peach is a welcome bonus.

Bobby's conspecific isn't cool about Freeze Peach either:
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Someone was really fucking desperate to pretend he's more lefty than the Breadtubers he desperately tries to toadie up to today. My guess is this is him trying to Pharisee it up by saying he's the true lefty, and his Globohomo breed of Fascism is the true left wing because god forbid he get compared to the GOP.

Also you gotta love how he's pretending that he got people mad when in reality he was seething and probably crying, rocking back and forth screaming "YOU DON'T MATTER" when his technocrat thing got mocked given how often dictators have used the term.

By the way Bobby, it's dead obvious you skimmed the wiki and not their website, because you'd have spotted that they firstly still exist and secondly you'd not want to be one because they'd give your precious businesses the rope alongside your political waifus.

Technocracy Inc believes that the scientists and engineers, not the businesses and politicians should run shit.
 
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1) Bob pointing this out is still hilariously ironic.
2) HG Wells died in 1946. He very well didn't have much time to repent of eugenics after nazis made a bad name of it.

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Anthropologists should preserve this bit as Robert once again speaks out loud the part that ends up in purity spirals and purges both.
 
I don't remember which MATI stream it was when I first heard Null point it out but it is amazing/shocking how much sex is part of these troons's core identity. It always boils down to some type of Buffalo Bill bullshit of "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.". Since being made aware of it I cannot stop seeing it.
 
Punched my way through a bunch of angry trannies to let you all know that Black Widow is the best movie out of the 4-5 that were actually released this year. A geek girl and a simp told me so!
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Don't know what a Kune Kune pig is either? Here's an image for you I got from searching it.
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You fucking figure it out I have no idea.
 
Well this is the man... uh, thing that brags about being able to drink rum with breakfast.
"I have class, friendo, I had rum for/with breakfast."

It still boggles my mind that Bob thought that saying that was a good idea or makes him look anything other than a desperate alcoholic. Nothing screams functional alcoholic like announcing to the world that you drink before lunch.


Bobby knows what "technocrat" means.
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"Energy-usage accounting"? Why does it sound so familar? Anything to do with "carbon footprint audit"?

Don't you know Elon Musk's grandpa was a Canadian Nazi?
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Note how Bobby specifies "...planning through pure science" org that existed pre-60s". We are surely in better position today now that we have so many Emmas with Two Moms and Two Balls.

Futurism is aesthetically problematic too: they should have adopted the MCU orange-blue color scheme
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I've never heard the Taoist ying-yang symbol being called a "monad". The only monad I know concerns the Godful metaphysics of Leibniz.

But why worry about the future considering our planet is to be cooked anyway?
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Oh BTW, this is what Superior Future has in store for fat fucks like Bobby:
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The limitation of their Freeze Peach is a welcome bonus.

Bobby's conspecific isn't cool about Freeze Peach either:
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Fun fact: Until the highway was upgraded sometime in the 1990s, and #1 Trans Canada Highway was still only 2 lanes (one each way) going into Ladysmith, BC (Birthplace of Pamela Anderson), there stood a sign on the side of the highway (northbound). It was the red-and-white yin-yang, and under it read "Technocracy". The "Technocracy" part was on a little strip of sign separate from the red technocracy yin-yang but on the same post. It was a really old sign, no idea how long it had been there, or what happened to it afterwards.

I wonder if Bobby would wanna gas the working class NDP-voting (far left because hurr durr NDP guud NDP is for the worker) loggers and millworkers.
 
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Our Bobby roots for the other Bobby:
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In that King of the Hill episode a big motivation for Bobby "absolutely living for the cause" was the guilt that he felt for being white. The stupid faggot Moviebob is talking to misses a key point to the episode. The episode itself acknowledges there were a lot of wrongs done by a lot of people through out history like the cannibalism and taking of the land.
 
Punched my way through a bunch of angry trannies to let you all know that Black Widow is the best movie out of the 4-5 that were actually released this year. A geek girl and a simp told me so!
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3 of my least favorite things: Bob and geek girls sperging over MCU.
Bob, like any good modern democrat, adores war and wants more of it.
I agree. You notice how for people who preach kindness and acceptance, they’re always the ones who want to fight?

And the ones not willing to get their hands dirty?
 
In that King of the Hill episode a big motivation for Bobby "absolutely living for the cause" was the guilt that he felt for being white. The stupid faggot Moviebob is talking to misses a key point to the episode. The episode itself acknowledges there were a lot of wrongs done by a lot of people through out history like the cannibalism and taking of the land.
If you actually watch the episode, which I'm sure Bob hasn't, it's basically one giant flaming middle-finger to "critical race theory" before the term was ever popularized. Bobby starts panicking and hating himself because Redcorn told him all the atrocities committed before he was born by people he never met. The only reason Redcorn even does it is because he's bitter and angry that he isn't a bigger part of his son's life, the son he fathered in an affair. So Redcorn was projecting his own emotional bullshit on a child and manipulating him to become a raging, outspoken wingnut because of his own hangups. That's why it's poetic justice later when Bobby screws up and reveals the historical atrocities Redcorn's tribe committed without even realizing they're a bad thing.

It's the kind of episode that could absolutely not be made today because the Hollywood bubble has drifted so far to the left of center that this episode would've been condemned as unacceptable hate speech for the unspeakable crime of telling people they shouldn't be judged for their immutable characteristics or sins of their ancestors. All the things modern shitlibs are fighting so hard to push on children while the media desperately tries to gaslight its viewers into thinking is okay.
 
Bobby is going to say goodbye to his old Toyota, the car he has spent many weepy evenings inside playing Mario on Nintendo DS.
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Reminds me of this:

Moviebob, 2020.07.04: "[...] my car battery picked *tonight* today die out of nowhere, for no discernible reason, and of course AAA [the American Automobile Association] can't do roadside replacement calls for hybrid batteries because why should anything be a little bit good, ever?"

Moviebob is on record as saying that bad people should experience things that they don't like. Moviebob is a bad person. Moviebob's car battery dying "for no discernible reason" is something he doesn't like. Karma... and the fact it happened to the America-hating Moviebob on Independence Day only makes the karmic justice even sweeter!



The left should not stand with the people, because the people are mostly bad.
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If you give each GOOD PEOPLE 10 votes and NON-GOOD PEOPLE only one, then you can surely be selective.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." If someone is hostile toward me, but we're both willing to temporarily put aside our differences and fight against a high-powered political target we both hate, then I have no trouble fighting alongside whoever's fighting the good fight.

Of course, Moviebob belongs nowhere within several astronomical units of a list of "good people" because, as stated above, MOVIEBOB IS NOT A GOOD PERSON. Bob is pure evil.



The Cali rats are going to save the Red states!
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I've never been a Republican, but about 75% Leftists and Democrats who hold political power are a virulently toxic pox on America. And California Democrats in power (esp. Blunderer Gavin Newsom, Reprehesible Nancy Pelosi, and Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris) are the absolute worst of a bad lot.



Our Bobby roots for the other Bobby:
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There's no question that Bobby Hill is OK. It's Bobby Chipman who's got problems.

Besides, of all characters on King of the Hill, I'd figure Moviebob would be 96% Cotton Hill (hateful, selfish, racist, sexist, unrepentant, disrespectful toward others, unwilling to improve himself), 3% Dale Gribble (paranoid), and 1% Jeff Boomhauer (motormouthed). I'd've included the not-too-bright Bill Dauterive in that list, but decided against it because, unlike Moviebob, Bill is actually a likable character.
 
Ghost of Christmas Past - Reagan
Ghost of Christmas Present - Drumpf
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: Death in an orange robe because orange man bad
I'd go for:
Christmas Past - Fr Michael O'Brien SJ, a grey-haired Irish priest who taught Bob in high school. On seeing him, Bob launches into a tirade about the evils of the Catholic Church, but just gets told ”Now, now, Bob, moanin' won't help ye at all. Just tink about when ye were in my classes, sittin' and drawin' images of Mario in the Catechism.”

Christmas Present - Lindsay Ellis, with a glass of white wine, sitting and preparing to record a video. The second Bob opens his mouth, she says to him ”We were never friends, Bob. Oh, and by the way, Anita says she's going to use you as an example when she next goes on a grifting trip to the UN.”

Christmas Future - AOC, with a pen in her hand, at the White House desk. Although Bob's trying not to do something incredibly Islamic on seeing her, he goes down on one knee and says ”M'lady, I..” He continues in this vein before she just sighs and says ”Like, you know I have a boyfriend, right? Oh, yeah, and that ’small amount of McDonalds’ isn't, like, within Secretary of the Interior Prakash's guidelines.”

Bob wakes up, crying, and swears to only drink PBR after having had a healthy helping of chicken basted in Mountain Dew. The Ghost of Christmas Past mutters ”Ah, for feck's sake, the fires of Purgatory are more rewarding than this,” and vanishes, leaving a clerical collar behind. Bob finds it and writes a 30 tweet long thread about it.
I feel bored enough to explain why Bob is wrong but know not everyone wants to read my explanation of why Bob is wrong so I'll put it in a spoiler below.

This explanation is quite lengthy (due to the length of Bob's tweets) and I apologise for that.

Generally speaking, this whole post serves as evidence that Bob's approach to politics is the same as a santero's approach to Catholicism; he doesn't know what St George or the Eucharist is, but he knows that St George looks a bit like one of the orishas he knows and that when the priest puts a host in the monstrance it looks like a talisman, so he treats them as the same. In the same way, Bob could care less about what fascism, technocracy or socialism actually are, but he treats them as the same as the cartoons he saw about space exploration in the 1980's and uses them for that purpose.

On that topic, due to Bob's belief that the phrase "The Green New Deal" serves as a magical incantation that makes his arguments leftists purely by its inclusion, I'll end up quoting heavily from the actual Green New Deal proposals alongside Moviebob's tweets. Whether you agree with them or not is entirely up for you - I'm not trying to argue for or against them, I'm just trying to demonstrate that Moviebob is, as per usual, talking about something he knows nothing about in an attempt to suck up to progressives.

Moviebob said:
...at its peak Technocracy (founded by a guy named Howard Scott) had a huge following...
According to Wikipedia the Technocracy movement was popular for a brief period of time in 1932. To quote the article, "Technocracy's heyday lasted only from June 16, 1932, when the New York Times became the first influential press organ to report its activities, until January 13, 1933, when Scott, attempting to silence his critics, delivered what some critics called a confusing, and uninspiring address on a well-publicized nationwide radio hookup. Following Scott's radio address, the condemnation of both him and technocracy in general reached a peak. The press and businesspeople reacted with ridicule and almost unanimous hostility."
Hardly what you'd expect from a mass movement.
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The angle was basically Socialist Central Planning - but for PhD nerds. Replace the government with engineers and experts...
That isn't any different to central planning as theoretically practiced under socialism. Dictionary.com tells us that central planning requires "an economic system in which the government controls and regulates production, distribution, prices, etc". The only difference I can see betweeen that and socialism is that socialist states tend to choose officials based on loyalty to the state - but there's nothing to show that that wouldn't happen under technocracy.

Ironically enough, the actual New Deal (through things such as the Resettlement Administration) did actually create a centrally planned economy in Burgerland, and the Green New Deal openly states that implementing it would do the same:
Effective national action to address a national threat has to be coherent national action aimed at that threat... Businesses or industries [will not] solve our greatest challenges on their own. The federal government — our government — is the only body with the power, resources, and mandate to provide direction and support at the scale and speed required to realize the Green New Deal.
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As a Depression-era movement, they were largely sceptical of capitalism
Given that "[Scott] reasoned 'that the sole scientific foundation for the monetary system was also energy', and that by using an energy metric instead of a monetary metric (energy certificates or 'energy accounting') a more efficient design of society could be made" and capitalism requires a monetary system to work, it's hard to see how technocracy contradicts capitalism. Yes, it opposes private ownership of the means of production, but so does state capitalism which is obviously still a capitalist system.
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If you proposed [energy as a means of currency], you'd be on the left of the Green New Deal (or folding aspects into it)
This is where the political santeria really starts. The Green New Deal is a set of proposals that are too long for me to quote here but basically boil down to "we must establish a socialist, centrally planned economy that will get net zero, create jobs and infrastructure, protect the environment and do a bunch of social justice bullshit." Using energy as a currency has nothing to do with it.
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Think Green New Deal but think... thought up in the 30s
That already exists and it was called the New Deal. To quote the proposals themselves:
Just as the 1929 crash and the Pearl Harbor attack catalyzed the New Deal and World War II mobilizations — the U.S.’s last great economic mobilizations — the collision between the consequences of our collapsing economy and the realities of our burning planet must catalyze action now... [The Green New Deal] is a “New Deal” in the sense that it works on a scale not seen in our country since the New Deal and World War II mobilizations — carefully developed series of historic national projects, conducted on a grand scale, that put scores of millions of Americans back into productive and high-paying jobs and transformed our economy into the greatest engine of production and widely shared prosperity that the world had ever known.
 
I notice Bob didn't say a word about the main reason Technocracy fell out of favor nearly as quickly as it had risen.

Namely that a bunch of self-described technocrats across the Atlantic took over Germany and started a war that killed 100 million people.

Technocracy is just fascism with extra steps... or in Blobby's case, Nazism for people who don't like being called Nazis.
 
Bobby knows what "technocrat" means.
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"Energy-usage accounting"? Why does it sound so familar? Anything to do with "carbon footprint audit"?

Don't you know Elon Musk's grandpa was a Canadian Nazi?
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Note how Bobby specifies "...planning through pure science" org that existed pre-60s". We are surely in better position today now that we have so many Emmas with Two Moms and Two Balls.

Futurism is aesthetically problematic too: they should have adopted the MCU orange-blue color scheme
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I've never heard the Taoist ying-yang symbol being called a "monad". The only monad I know concerns the Godful metaphysics of Leibniz.

But why worry about the future considering our planet is to be cooked anyway?
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Oh BTW, this is what Superior Future has in store for fat fucks like Bobby:
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The limitation of their Freeze Peach is a welcome bonus.

Bobby's conspecific isn't cool about Freeze Peach either:
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I have to admit the teeth clamp thing to stop people from eating so they can lose weight is stupid. People have done it before they'd have their jaws wired shut and it never worked. Why? Because if you're so gluttonous you need your jaw forcibly shut so you can't eat you quickly remember there are things called Milkshakes.
 
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