Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

I have to admit the teeth clamp thing to stop people from eating so they can lose weight is stupid. People have done it before they'd have their jaws wired shut and it never worked. Why? Because if you're so gluttonous you need your jaw forcibly shut so you can't eat you quickly remember there are things called Milkshakes.

Liquid diets are retarded anyway. Just put down the fucking fork and do some exercise.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Bobby is going to say goodbye to his old Toyota, the car he has spent many weepy evenings inside playing Mario on Nintendo DS.
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That car was a massive piece of shit.

 

[UserAccess]

Punched my way through a bunch of angry trannies to let you all know that Black Widow is the best movie out of the 4-5 that were actually released this year. A geek girl and a simp told me so!
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Don't know what a Kune Kune pig is either? Here's an image for you I got from searching it.
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You fucking figure it out I have no idea.

I did a little checking between bouts of the clinically butthurt assaults on the forum. Gene Siskel never wrote speculative articles hyping up the next Batman, Back to the Future, or Jurassic Park movies. He didn't waste a Yale philosophy degree trying to stitch spiritual meaning into disposable art. Beyond a waste of talent and time, there's a more imperative reason he didn't:

Fucking shilling for a company's product non-stop eliminates any possibility of impartiality and renders one a shit film critic. Everyone here knew this intellectual halfwit already gave this movie full marks years ago when it was announced.

Let's keep in mind this is a solo movie starring the least intelligible, least interesting, poorly actualized character in the franchise whose abilities are based in espionage and subterfuge, but has done nothing but kick and punch the weakest enemies that likeable characters can't waste their time with.

Bob, you suck at everything you try, man.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Ah, that explains his ideology. Bob believes in (a version of) Technocracy. Basically Fascism but pretentious.

 

[Koby_Fish]

That car was a massive piece of shit.

hey man don't knock toyotas, they last forever and that poor car didn't deserve the soon-to-be-footless Fuhrer as an owner.

Unless you're talking about the Hyundai, which while they've gotten better in the years since introduction, yeah.

 

[Vida]

Bob already made a video about us 10 years ago

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Roberto talking about his boston accent

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob already made a video about us 10 years ago

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Roberto talking about his boston accent
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Bob strawmanning super hard on "political correctness" and of course he's so wrong he didn't even know the fact that Political Correctness is a Soviet term from the Stalin era. (Funny how if it's not on wikipedia, therefore Bob doesn't know about it.) The whole aim and purpose of "Political Correctness" as the Soviets understood and used the term, is propaganda. So, literally, if you're being Politically Correct, you're ONLY spouting state-approved dogma and nothing else. People who are opposed to it, are opposed to being mouthpieces of the regime (be it government or a university campus or whatever).

Bob's casting of the term's usage as "You just wanna use the hard-R N word really bad! You're a bigot!" is so strawman, it's almost like a Dobson strawman comic.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I always love when Bob gets way too emotional about shit. It really clashes with his tough guy persona.

Also it tends to be for the weirdest shit, like crying over Toys R Us dying or MST3K coming back.

Remember when he gave Cuties a positive review before giving Netflix crap for canceling Age of Resistance?

You are a moron if you think Bobby gives a fuck about innocent lives, unless they are blacks and trannies who are being genocided as we speak.

Don't forget the essential filmmakers whose work Bob loves to call high art.

MCU CGI fuckfest:

I got a lot of my Marvel knowledge from the cartoons growing up (mainly Super Hero Squad, Armored Adventures, and Earth's Mightiest Heroes) and I've never heard of Shang-Chi in my life. Marvel's writers are really running out of ideas, aren't they?

First, many of those 'concentration camps' were built by Barack Obama, a man whose boots you practically drool over.

Joe Biden was also Obama's VP when he approved the camps, and he's barely touched upon the subject of the "children in cages" after almost six months in office.

Well...It's halfway to Christmas. Surely there's a chance for three ghosts to visit Bob overnight and get him to have a change of heart.

The only version of A Christmas Carol Bob's familiar with is probably the Muppet version.

 

[Positron]

Let's keep in mind this is a solo movie starring the least intelligible, least interesting, poorly actualized character in the franchise whose abilities are based in espionage and subterfuge, but has done nothing but kick and punch the weakest enemies that likeable characters can't waste their time with.

Isn't the selling point of Black Widow that she is infertile, so something something patriarchy oppression something something feminism?

 

[EnemyStand]

I got a lot of my Marvel knowledge from the cartoons growing up (mainly Super Hero Squad, Armored Adventures, and Earth's Mightiest Heroes) and I've never heard of Shang-Chi in my life. Marvel's writers are really running out of ideas, aren't they?

More like they're trying to go as intersectional as possible and since Asian Hate (brought to you by the letter N!) is big they figured they'd pander to the Chinese (with a Korean actor, lulz) and the Wokies (with a streotypical Asian kung-fu man, lulz). Also, they ran out of good characters to use.

 

[UserAccess]

Isn't the selling point of Black Widow that she is infertile, so something something patriarchy oppression something something feminism?

You've got me. They have Scarlett Johansson on board who's a one note actress that doesn't enunciate. She's supposed to be former KGB, but her accent is awful and they just swept that under the rug. I thought her selling point is boobies, but it could be something something feminism patriarchy too.

 

[AmazingEagle]

hey man don't knock toyotas, they last forever and that poor car didn't deserve the soon-to-be-footless Fuhrer as an owner.

Unless you're talking about the Hyundai, which while they've gotten better in the years since introduction, yeah.

Toyota made good work with the Hilux.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

More like they're trying to go as intersectional as possible and since Asian Hate (brought to you by the letter N!) is big they figured they'd pander to the Chinese (with a Korean actor, lulz) and the Wokies (with a streotypical Asian kung-fu man, lulz). Also, they ran out of good characters to use.

Didn't Marvel get a lot of crap for supposedly whitewashing characters in Doctor Strange? Is this their way of making up for it?

 

[EnemyStand]

Didn't Marvel get a lot of crap for supposedly whitewashing characters in Doctor Strange? Is this their way of making up for it?

So, the issue with Doctor Strange was the Ancient One. Originally, the character was a southeast Asian dude (stereotypical Old Master trope) but they didn't want to be stereotyping because SJWs would get big mad. So then they figured hey, why not make the Ancient One female? Well, that's no good because now you have the Dragon Lady stereotype (which is bullshit to anyone who knows the trope is a villain thing, but I'd never accuse Twitter and Tumblr of knowing shit). So they whitewashed her to avoid stereotyping, and predictably the SJWs chimped the fuck out over THAT! The moral of the story is: ignore the fucking SJW peanut gallery and make a fucking movie.

As far as "making up for it" goes, I doubt it. I think they just got sucked into the Twitter zeitgeist and don't understand the Silent Majority is a thing.

 

[The Valeyard]

Originally, the character was a southeast Asian dude (stereotypical Old Master trope)

The Ancient One in the comics was also Tibetan, which is a problem when trying to release your movies in China.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Dob Chipman gets horny, get called out, defenders rush to his aid.

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The Uriah, who I think I may have seen before but not sure, clearly has not been paying attention to Bob.
And now Bobbyboi comes in.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1410016219151929351

Two brave souls of the Moviebob Defense Force hold the line.

Followers is love. Followers is life.

Spoiler: The face of a man who is as desperate as Bob to see two skanks clam slam

I didn't even notice the "Furry" in the bio until I pasted this in here oof. I shudder to think what's in that smelly discord.

Including this retweet because I found it funny

https://twitter.com/Zeddary/status/1365867771691728897

Coomers man...

I needed a nice laugh after the past few days' bullshit.

 

[Koby_Fish]

More like they're trying to go as intersectional as possible and since Asian Hate (brought to you by the letter N!) is big they figured they'd pander to the Chinese (with a Korean actor, lulz) and the Wokies (with a streotypical Asian kung-fu man, lulz). Also, they ran out of good characters to use.

The hilarious part is, when white actors are cast in roles of "persons of nonwhite heritage" (Yul Brynner as the King of Siam in The King and I; all the Italian Indians in any Spaghetti Western, or John Wayne as an Azn dude in The Conqueror) it's bad, so "cast persons of colors in persons of colors roles!" but then fuck up so badly by casting a Korean person in a CHINESE role, which I'd argue if they were consistent (if commie lefties didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any at all) it should be as tone-deaf to them as casting Robert Downey Jr. as a blackface man in Tropic Thunder and thus should logically be just as bad as all the times Whitey hogged all the PoC roles.

Bobby of course is so smoothbrained he'll (claim to) have no idea why the noninclusive chernese would snub their noses at a movie with a Korean playing a Chinese. "But but they're both azn/PeeOhCee, it's MUH REPRESENTASHUN" doesn't fly in Chairman Pooh's Glorious People's Republic.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

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I needed a nice laugh after the past few days' bullshit.

The Onion really does suck these days, doesn't it?

 

[Quixotic Man]

My favorite MCU appeal to China and be woke thing is that they are making the Mandarin in to Shang Chi's father.
In the comics Shang Chi's father is literally Fu Manchu.
Marvel is very insistent in trying to separate the Mandarin from his origins as a Sci-Fi Fu Manchu knock off.
Chinese audiences find these chains of events to be a bit sus.

 

[Positron]

Dog whistle again!

I bet Bobby wishes he were Bill Gates, buying all the farmland so he can create his own Jurassic Park

More Tucker Carlson:


Suddenly Bobby develops a conscience towards the deplorable ghouls in Florida:

Using an unrelated tragedy as ideological groundstanding. Typical

NYT Jouro is worried about the declining birth rates (archive of article), a concern that Bobby doesn't share.