Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

MCU is Viagra, or at least 2020s' answer to Harlequin romance:



MCU has a research department?

Archangel Luke doing what he means to do -- poorly. Noah Berlasky describes Luke as an "independent scholar" in his Observer article (archived).
Bobby rightly points out both Noah and Luke are barking up the wrong tree, although he loses his plot regarding Disney and especially Mulan (2020), which is universally hated in China.


More Rachel Weisz thirst:

So let's have another picture of a Kune Kune pig shall we?




Bobby can't take his eyes off those kune-kunes can he?

 

[The Valeyard]

MCU is Viagra, or at least 2020s' answer to Harlequin romance:

>Millennials now hitting their mid-30's
Bob is a Millennial and he is 40.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Isn't the selling point of Black Widow that she is infertile, so something something patriarchy oppression something something feminism?

IMO it was portrayed more as a past trauma, in that it was a terrible thing 'they' did to her as a child in the process of making her a super-spy.

Of course there is a chance modern Marvel might turn that into a sooper powah so she can have infinite Tinder hookups without getting preggo...

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As if Bob sees kids anyways.
Can't see kids if you never leave the house.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bobby can't take his eyes off those kune-kunes can he?

Their resemblance to Bob is rather striking.

 

[Positron]

Chris rode on Bobby's coattail and attended the press screening of Fap Widow.

Chris thinks the movie is confidently made, with "unbelievable casting", and he especially likes the opening sequence with its cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit". His spoiler did nothing for me as I don't follow the story at all. He thinks Natasha's sister deserves a spin-off of her own. She also have "great one-liners" (groan) such as "This'd be a cool way to die".

Angel fumes over creepy males reviewing Fap Widow. How can such smut appear on the family breakfast table!




Shilling for VyceVictus's shilling for Scott Adkins (thread)


White people hired to "amplify yellow voices". What else is new?



Bobby hands out an olive branch to jocks:

 

[The Valeyard]

Angel fumes over creepy males reviewing Fap Widow. How can such smut appear on the family breakfast table!

Females get their male objectification in the movies themselves eg. The "America's Ass" joke about Steve Rogers/Captain America in Avengers: Endgame

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob believes in (a version of) Technocracy. Basically Fascism but pretentious.

It's fascism without all the traditionalist bits - which is why Moviebob is so keen on it.

If all you hear is dog whistles, you might just be a dog.

 

[Positron]

As if Bob sees kids anyways.
Can't see kids if you never leave the house.

There is always Cuties.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Dog whistle again!
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I bet Bobby wishes he were Bill Gates, buying all the farmland so he can create his own Jurassic Park

More Tucker Carlson:
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Suddenly Bobby develops a conscience towards the deplorable ghouls in Florida:
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Using an unrelated tragedy as ideological groundstanding. Typical

NYT Jouro is worried about the declining birth rates (archive of article), a concern that Bobby doesn't share.
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Bob, if you can hear a "dog whistle", YOU are the bigot. That's how "dog whistles" work. Only bigots can hear it.

 

[JayHarrison]

And now Bobbyboi comes in.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1410016219151929351

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Alternative headline: "Frisky Females Fornicating Fake Phallus Foment Fat, Fascist Fim Fanatic's Fast, Frenzied Fapping."

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More Tucker Carlson:
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Provided it is true that Tucker Carlson's mother doesn't care about him (as if!), that is still only a few hundred people. A drop in the bucket compared to people who neither know nor give a fuck about Moviebob--especially those in fields of study that benefit human society.

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Suddenly Bobby develops a conscience towards the deplorable ghouls in Florida:
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Using an unrelated tragedy as ideological groundstanding. Typical

If Moviebob were honest, that tweet would read, "Is anything even HAPPENING at 'The Texas Border' other than building a border wall that I don't want there because fuck America and its natively born and legally naturalized citizentry?"

Also, has Bob EVER left his home town of Dumbfuck, Assholechusetts, to actually visit Texas OR Florida in person?

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NYT Jouro is worried about the declining birth rates (archive of article), a concern that Bobby doesn't share.
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Well, of course, we're not seeing an appreciable lack of children or people anywhere, Bob. Nobody with human decency would ever condone nuking the states that "stole" your technofascistic future from you--which you have literally done NOTHING to earn--because they didn't fall in line with your beloved Führ... er, Hillary Clinton five years ago.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh no no, Bob is on to us and the lolcow slaughterhouse! Abandon Farms!

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If the Farms actually had the power to drive someone to an hero with a years-old, 13-page thread then Bobby should be experiencing the Hellraiser cube scene with his near-4,000 pages of retardation.

Sadly, it appears we're just a bunch of humble internet autists with no such cosmic ability. More's the pity.

Bob continues to dance around posting our name directly by using an advanced COW CROSSOVER MANUVER!
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Adults still talking about 'bullies' are pathetic. The decision to neck yourself always ultimately lies with the individual doing the necking; grow up and cope harder you dumb bitch.

And I love to imagine how embarrassed Bobby and other SJWs would be if this turns out to be a hoax.

You and I both know that if/when this turns out to be an alternative lifestyle op not one of these motherfuckers will post a correction; they'll mumble something about the Farms 'still being toxic' before shuffling off to find the next nontroversy to virtue signal over.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Alternative headline: "Frisky Females Fornicating Fake Phallus Foment Fat, Fascist Fim Fanatic's Fast, Frenzied Fapping."

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Provided it is true that Tucker Carlson's mother doesn't care about him (as if!), that is still only a few hundred people. A drop in the bucket compared to people who neither know nor give a fuck about Moviebob--especially those in fields of study that benefit human society.

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If Moviebob were honest, that tweet would read, "Is anything even HAPPENING at 'The Texas Border' other than building a border wall that I don't want there because fuck America and its natively born and legally naturalized citizentry?"

Also, has Bob EVER left his home town of Dumbfuck, Assholechusetts, to actually visit Texas OR Florida in person?

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Well, of course, we're not seeing an appreciable lack of children or people anywhere, Bob. Nobody with human decency would ever condone nuking the states that "stole" your technofascistic future from you--which you have literally done NOTHING to earn--because they didn't fall in line with your beloved Führ... er, Hillary Clinton five years ago.

I remain convinced that Bob is taking the wrong approach in condemning Tucker. Instead he should be mad at Tucker's mom and scream out into the void of twitter "Hey, Tucker Carlson's mom, go get your boy. If you'd stuck around to raise him, maybe he'd be voting correctly instead of being a Trumpsucker!"

Bob: "I don't need to go to Floriduh or Texas to know they're full of obsolete mayonnaise ghouls that stole my future from me! If we let in all these wonderful persons of mexico and central america in, they'll give me the future I earned by voting the right way!"

Eh, maybe people aside Bob's bro's family are barren AF in the burbs of Bawstuhn. Maybe the women he's getting to make a plate for him are either childless or claim to have no kids so as to not scare him off as they pump him and dump him?

 

[Flexo]

I've had a nightmare and now I share it with you. Because I have at last learned why Robert is such a China fan.

I was listening to the federalist podcast which goes into China.

How Communist China Uses Big Tech To Aid Its Oppressive Surveillance State

"I see it as a warning of what happens when state power just simply has no check against it," said reporter and author Geoffrey Cain.

thefederalist.com

Quote: (around 8min mark)
"So you wake up in the morning if you're a woman and you're sleeping next to this party minder who has been installed as a replacement for your husband, . . . the party minder can sleep next to you, he can do essentially anything he wants because if you cry [about] sexual assault he'll just invent an allegation and you'll be sent to the camps or prison."

State backed rapist who can throw anybody you want into jail? Now we know Bobby's dream job. (And now you too can imagine Bobby assigned to some poor family's house, getting to snuggle up to the woman every night.)

So if you're one of his "fans" on twitter reading about this? Don't call Bobby a fascist. Call him a "party minder" as it should be fun to watch him try and figure out what it means.

 

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god to know that even if this site was nuked bob would be still the same 40 years old porn addicted incel retard

 

[Laughingjoke2]

The Hilarious part of Asian Diversity in films is any person in the Industry that thinks it will sell tickets in Asia.

Asians aren't blacks meaning there is no African nation that has a film industry that comes even remotely close to Hollywood and European Countries so they love to see black faces in American or European films because they have very few of their own made and most of the ones made suck anyways.

Asians don't give a fuck and why? Because China, South Korea, & Japan all have major film industries that rival their western competitors. Asians don't care about seeing Asians in western films because they got their own the only Asians who care are ones living in Western countries that's it.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The Hilarious part of Asian Diversity in films is any person in the Industry that thinks it will sell tickets in Asia.

Asians aren't blacks meaning there is no African nation that has a film industry that comes even remotely close to Hollywood and European Countries so they love to see black faces in American or European films because they have very few of their own made and most of the ones made suck anyways.

Asians don't give a fuck and why? Because China, South Korea, & Japan all have major film industries that rival their western competitors. Asians don't care about seeing Asians in western films because they got their own the only Asians who care are ones living in Western countries that's it.

SEA love seeing white people in movies, because they’re exotic to them. No joke. Go watch a Hollywood flick with some Malaysians or Indonesians. They don’t give a fuck about Asian representation in those movies, they want to see a white, blond American swear and blow stuff up.

 

[Oliver Onions]

SEA love seeing white people in movies, because they’re exotic to them. No joke. Go watch a Hollywood flick with some Malaysians or Indonesians. They don’t give a fuck about Asian representation in those movies, they want to see a white, blond American swear and blow stuff up.

Is THAT why Tony Jaa movies always have token Australians in them? I've been wondering about this for years.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

and he especially likes the opening sequence with its cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

I physically recoiled as my eyes rolled back into my head reading this. I am so tired of consooming. I am so tired of nostalgia. Maybe the movie's perfectly OK and maybe some of you fellow Boboligists found something great in the movie. I cannot begin to care anymore.

I'm willing to bet that the Marvel fatigue people have been talking about for years is going to actually show now. I like to think that at some point in December of 2019 Bob stayed up all night, frantically wishing that OrangeManBad would be OrangeManGone...

and the monkey's paw curled.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Oh good Christ, this is a Moviebob wet dream made manifest. God I despise modern Disney.

 

[Bolo]

Oh good Christ, this is a Moviebob wet dream made manifest. God I despise modern Disney.

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Who is supposed to be the character in Captain Marvel's clothes? And that should be Lisa to begin with, and Homer being Thor.

But whatever, I'm not gonna watch anyway.