Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr. Duck]

Who is supposed to be the character in Captain Marvel's clothes? And that should be Lisa to begin with, and Homer being Thor.

But whatever, I'm not gonna watch anyway.

I think it's Helen Lovejoy.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Besides, of all characters on King of the Hill, I'd figure Moviebob would be 96% Cotton Hill (hateful, selfish, racist, sexist, unrepentant, disrespectful toward others, unwilling to improve himself), 3% Dale Gribble (paranoid), and 1% Jeff Boomhauer (motormouthed). I'd've included the not-too-bright Bill Dauterive in that list, but decided against it because, unlike Moviebob, Bill is actually a likable character.

I can imagine that episode where Cotton comes to Bobby's birthday, except instead of making it better, he just brings his god-awful food with him, dressed in his Mario three piece suit. Instead of a horse as a present, he'd have bought Bobby a copy of the Link's Awakening remake, even though Bobby doesn't own a Switch. He'd then accuse Hank of bad parenting, warning that Bobby may turn into a GamerBro. He'd get drunk during the party (on rum, not mayo ghoul Alamo beer) and try to impress Kahn with his knowledge of Chinese Cinema. Kahn would angrily declare he is Laotian, to which Bob would say he watched The Killing Fields once. In the morning, as Peggy didn't supply Bob with a small amount of food for an average person, he would bemoan the fact that as a male feminist he would appreciate if Peggy saw things his way. As a healthy eater, he would need a square meal. He would then spend the rest of the stay trying to impress everyone with tales of his epic tours of duty in the great war of GamerGate. Nobody would be impressed. And Hank wouldn't feel the need to be hospitable, and kick his ass.

 

[Bolo]

I think it's Helen Lovejoy.

Don't think so, Lovejoy has gray hair, and her eyes are a bit more oblique.

Damn this poster is such a bummer. I'm not that much of an autist to be genuinely upset over such a trivial shit like this, and the Simpsons have been utter shit for a such a long LONG time that it shouldn't make any difference.

But man do I have good memories of the good Simpsons episodes, and while they were never above brand whoring and mass commercialization, it just sucks to see The Simpsons now having to peddle Marvel bullshit.

Oh I'm sure they will poke self aware fun at how utter pedestrian and mediocre the factory that capeshit movies are, but it will be all wink wink and a nod, and not the eviscerating satire that the classic Simpsons could deliver.

Or it could be good... but I won't know because I won't watch it.

 

[Cantercoin]

Oh good Christ, this is a Moviebob wet dream made manifest. God I despise modern Disney.

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[Koby_Fish]

I've had a nightmare and now I share it with you. Because I have at last learned why Robert is such a China fan.

I was listening to the federalist podcast which goes into China.

How Communist China Uses Big Tech To Aid Its Oppressive Surveillance State

"I see it as a warning of what happens when state power just simply has no check against it," said reporter and author Geoffrey Cain.

thefederalist.com

Quote: (around 8min mark)
"So you wake up in the morning if you're a woman and you're sleeping next to this party minder who has been installed as a replacement for your husband, . . . the party minder can sleep next to you, he can do essentially anything he wants because if you cry [about] sexual assault he'll just invent an allegation and you'll be sent to the camps or prison."

State backed rapist who can throw anybody you want into jail? Now we know Bobby's dream job. (And now you too can imagine Bobby assigned to some poor family's house, getting to snuggle up to the woman every night.)

So if you're one of his "fans" on twitter reading about this? Don't call Bobby a fascist. Call him a "party minder" as it should be fun to watch him try and figure out what it means.

If it's not on Wikipedia, Bob will never find out what "party minder" means. Which means some will have to tell him. And I will guarangoddamntee you that the Senpais and Angels haven't a clue what it means or even the origin. The whole thing reeks of Prima Noctae from Braveheart, only worse. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe Bob would clue in, if someone made a Prima Noctae reference in conjunction with "party minder", but we all know Bob The Party Minder's brain is as smooth as a glass marble and it's unlikely he'll figure it out on his own.

I can imagine that episode where Cotton comes to Bobby's birthday, except instead of making it better, he just brings his god-awful food with him, dressed in his Mario three piece suit. Instead of a horse as a present, he'd have bought Bobby a copy of the Link's Awakening remake, even though Bobby doesn't own a Switch. He'd then accuse Hank of bad parenting, warning that Bobby may turn into a GamerBro. He'd get drunk during the party (on rum, not mayo ghoul Alamo beer) and try to impress Kahn with his knowledge of Chinese Cinema. Kahn would angrily declare he is Laotian, to which Bob would say he watched The Killing Fields once. In the morning, as Peggy didn't supply Bob with a small amount of food for an average person, he would bemoan the fact that as a male feminist he would appreciate if Peggy saw things his way. As a healthy eater, he would need a square meal. He would then spend the rest of the stay trying to impress everyone with tales of his epic tours of duty in the great war of GamerGate. Nobody would be impressed. And Hank wouldn't feel the need to be hospitable, and kick his ass.

Funniest thing I ever saw in King of the Hill was when Kahn and his family were introduced and Kahn said, "We are from Laos. We are Laotian." and Hank was like "What ocean?" Bob would be even dumber than Cotton, and more confused than Hank.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Watched this video and when the narrator mentioned the fans of Nintendo I could not help but think about movie Bob. So I decided to post it her.

 

[Mola Ram]

Don't think so, Lovejoy has gray hair, and her eyes are a bit more oblique.

Damn this poster is such a bummer. I'm not that much of an autist to be genuinely upset over such a trivial shit like this, and the Simpsons have been utter shit for a such a long LONG time that it shouldn't make any difference.

But man do I have good memories of the good Simpsons episodes, and while they were never above brand whoring and mass commercialization, it just sucks to see The Simpsons now having to peddle Marvel bullshit.

Oh I'm sure they will poke self aware fun at how utter pedestrian and mediocre the factory that capeshit movies are, but it will be all wink wink and a nod, and not the eviscerating satire that the classic Simpsons could deliver.

Or it could be good... but I won't know because I won't watch it.

Back in 1995 or so, there was a crossover with Jon Lovitz's The Critic. And even though Lovitz had been on the show before, and even though both shows shared a few writers, and even though The Critic was a pretty damn good show on its own, Matt Groening was still so pissed about the compromise of artistic integrity that he took his name off the credits, for that episode alone.

I guess selling your soul to Disney soothes all ills.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I guess selling your soul to Disney soothes all ills.

That, and knowing all the prosecutors who have the negatives from Epstein Island.

 

[Deadman]

How will you think bob will react when his MCU capeshit gets "Put on hold" (aka, canned) by disney thanks to black widow and shang chi bombing hard at the box office?
"Not only you white nazi's stole my utopian intellectual future, but destroyed a cultural icon of the 21'st century with your rejection of progressive ideas and thought!"

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Asians aren't blacks meaning there is no African nation that has a film industry that comes even remotely close to Hollywood and European Countries so they love to see black faces in American or European films because they have very few of their own made and most of the ones made suck anyways.

most of the ones made suck anyways.

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!

But regarding why China in particular hates when Western movies pander to them is because for the last like 60 years they've only consumed Chinese made movies so they get pretty excited to watch anything that isn't filled with Chinese or other Asian actors. Btw the other day I learned that apparently the Fast and Furious movies are a big hit there.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

How will you think bob will react when his MCU capeshit gets "Put on hold" (aka, canned) by disney thanks to black widow and shang chi bombing hard at the box office?
"Not only you white nazi's stole my utopian intellectual future, but destroyed a cultural icon of the 21'st century with your rejection of progressive ideas and thought!"

Bob's reaction to Stein's Law taking hold of the MCU is something I've wondered about, but I fear we may be disappointed. As much as he loves to sperg out about Kevin Feige being the modern Homer, once the diminishing returns become to obvious to ignore he'll just latch onto the next thing and keep going as if nothing happened. He is who he is because he's mentally trapped in middle school, nothing that has happened since then can or will provide context, let alone wisdom. As a result, everything will be some kind of vicarious getting back at the bullyjerks, and all previous failed efforts at doing so will be memory-holed.

In his defense (I can't believe I'm typing this) he tweets so much and so opportunistically that it's no surprise he can't keep his own opinions straight. He has too many of them, and they all need to be whatever he needs when he needs them to.

 

[Adamska]

The Hilarious part of Asian Diversity in films is any person in the Industry that thinks it will sell tickets in Asia.

Asians aren't blacks meaning there is no African nation that has a film industry that comes even remotely close to Hollywood and European Countries so they love to see black faces in American or European films because they have very few of their own made and most of the ones made suck anyways.

Asians don't give a fuck and why? Because China, South Korea, & Japan all have major film industries that rival their western competitors. Asians don't care about seeing Asians in western films because they got their own the only Asians who care are ones living in Western countries that's it.

Don't forget how Asians are the most racist people on earth given their virulent dislike of their neighbors, and then add in Hollyweird's own racism by stating "They all look the fucking same so the Chinks will like this Gook or Nip just as well, since it's not like they look any different".

And then they get confused when the Chinese don't watch a movie because why would they watch a Vietnamese or Korean person? Same with Japan.

And none of them care for black people unless they are cool, or are being used in a minstrel show.

Hear that Bobby? You're supporting racists with each Social Credit raising tweet.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I think it's Helen Lovejoy.

Don't think so, Lovejoy has gray hair, and her eyes are a bit more oblique.

The head shape matches Helen, so maybe they dyed her hair so she could fill the role. I have heard people derisively call Carol Danvers, "Captain Karen" and Helen Lovejoy is the biggest Karen in Springfield so it would fit.

 

[Meat Target]

How will you think bob will react when his MCU capeshit gets "Put on hold" (aka, canned) by disney thanks to black widow and shang chi bombing hard at the box office?
"Not only you white nazi's stole my utopian intellectual future, but destroyed a cultural icon of the 21'st century with your rejection of progressive ideas and thought!"

Maybe he'll commit Sudoku and blame Null?

 

[Deadman]

Bob's reaction to Stein's Law taking hold of the MCU is something I've wondered about, but I fear we may be disappointed. As much as he loves to sperg out about Kevin Feige being the modern Homer, once the diminishing returns become to obvious to ignore he'll just latch onto the next thing and keep going as if nothing happened. He is who he is because he's mentally trapped in middle school, nothing that has happened since then can or will provide context, let alone wisdom. As a result, everything will be some kind of vicarious getting back at the bullyjerks, and all previous failed efforts at doing so will be memory-holed.

can't wait for the inevitable: moviebob making a hourlong vid on the MCU and capeshit in general being "problematic mysogistic escapist fantasy for white men", therefore deserving to get shitcanned and totally not because it hit a iceberg financially, because he sell himself out to sjw's and only now its cool to hate on nerd stuff again.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bobby hands out an olive branch to jocks:
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"leftist wrestling fans" - LOL, this nigga is straight-up fucking mentally handicapped. Could you imagine if this dumb faggot went to a real venue? "Boy, what you supposed to be? A gay fairy?" "Um - No, I'm a transexual anarch" "Oh, a faggot, right. Don't sit near me, boy."

Anyone who says they are leftist but enjoys wrestling has never, and I mean never, been to a real-life event. But speaking of delusional...


Bob, I imagine, still thirsts for the gnome and believes that it's a beautiful princess and not some fat dude with a rice hat.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Trying to dox people on KF is nigh impossible because KF has a forum culture that strongly disencourages giving away personal information. The same can't be said for the sort of people that insist on posting images of them doing the soyface in front of their apartment building.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob's reaction to Stein's Law taking hold of the MCU is something I've wondered about, but I fear we may be disappointed. As much as he loves to sperg out about Kevin Feige being the modern Homer, once the diminishing returns become to obvious to ignore he'll just latch onto the next thing and keep going as if nothing happened. He is who he is because he's mentally trapped in middle school, nothing that has happened since then can or will provide context, let alone wisdom. As a result, everything will be some kind of vicarious getting back at the bullyjerks, and all previous failed efforts at doing so will be memory-holed.

In his defense (I can't believe I'm typing this) he tweets so much and so opportunistically that it's no surprise he can't keep his own opinions straight. He has too many of them, and they all need to be whatever he needs when he needs them to.

Like how he used to sing the praises of Joss Whedon for what he did with the Avengers, then stopped talking about him altogether when the world decided they didn't like Whedon anymore.

 

[Oats12345]

"leftist wrestling fans" - LOL, this nigga is straight-up fucking mentally handicapped. Could you imagine if this dumb faggot went to a real venue? "Boy, what you supposed to be? A gay fairy?" "Um - No, I'm a transexual anarch" "Oh, a faggot, right. Don't sit near me, boy."

Anyone who says they are leftist but enjoys wrestling has never, and I mean never, been to a real-life event. But speaking of delusional...

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Bob, I imagine, still thirsts for the gnome and believes that it's a beautiful princess and not some fat dude with a rice hat.

Funny too since most wrestlers are right leaning including the owners.

 

[Adamska]

Funny too since most wrestlers are right leaning including the owners.

It's not like it matters with Bobby, because Bob never watches sports and his wrasslin autism is purely an 80s-90s thing if it's not another thing he gets cliffsnotes of to pretend he's a fan.

Because Bob is so insecure about his low IQ he wants to pretend to be educated in everything.