Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The 'made for kids' argument is the flipside of the arthouse retards who defend post-modern garbage by saying 'you bring your own interpretation to it, man.' Making a good film and making a film that appeals to kids are not mutually exclusive: Studios like Disney kind of built an industry out of it.

And as always, it is obligatory to show this clip whenever this discussion rears its head:
There's a difference between the (relatively) sly winks of yesteryear and the in-your-face jokes of today. The jokes of old were made for parents who had to watch the cartoon with their kids. The jokes of today are made for developmentally stunted adults who haven't moved beyond childhood.

Jesus Christ why is animation getting worse?
Animation is a labor-intensive business that doesn't bring in much money (regardless of what Disney says.) It's why animation is outsourced to overseas sweatshops: animators make peanuts, and few American animators want to work for peanuts. Good animators know this and turn to Patreon and their own projects to pay the bills (see Harry Partridge and Vivziepop for examples.) This leaves only bad artists and animators, who are snapped up by large companies. It's how you get shit like Big Mouth, Mr. Pickles, and the new wave of Disney animations.
 
I was gonna bring up Ghibli, but they seem to be more of the opposite where a lot of their films are aimed at older audiences but kids can still appreciate the fun characters and animation. Maybe that's just because I prefer the slice-of-life ones to the fantasy stuff though.
For me? It's My Neighbours the Yamadas.
 

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White people are literally cancer.
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In other words, Bobby hates his fellow whites because he was bullied by other whites at school.
According to Moviebob, white people are cancer.

Moviebob happens to be white.

Ergo, as per his poorly thought out standards, Moviebob is cancer--most likely one that destroys people's brains.



You can call all American militia groups "white supremacists", but don't you insult mah Islam!
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Moviebob: "Believers of a Christianity-based religion: Bad. Believers of Islam: Hell, yeah!"

Bob doesn't seem to realize that salivating over his favorite Democrats' boots won't earn him any favors. Grovelling in front of anyone yelling "Allah akbar!" likely won't spare him his life.



Unfortunately, the FBI doesn't care as much about their targets as Bobby does:
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(Kansas Stars article)
Tactics, targets, lather, rinse, repeat.



Bobby the coward deleted a tweet while I wasn't looking. Luckily someone screencapped it for posterity
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Even if police officers are supposedly bad at what they're supposed to do, Moviebob is provably bad at being a decent human being... and even worse at being aware of world events.



"You're just writing fanfictions about me even you quoted me verbatim!"
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(I might as well archive the "whomping the douchebags" tweet in case the big fat chicken deletes it, and here are the archives of the tweets that led up to that.)
Moviebob calls it "bad faniction". Reality calls is a documentary.



And in case you wonder what lead to all this brouhaha about militia and death squads, it was Glenn Greenwald, as usual.
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While we're on the topic of Moviebob and "stomping out X", I recall Moviebob saying he practices his "stupid-stomping skills" not too long ago. First thing I thought of was an image of a close-up of AOC's head being stomped on by a rubber boot. Zoom out, and you actually see it's AOC's own arm jammed inside the boot. It looked similar to this:

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If you were to Photoshop Moviebob's head underneath the boot on both sides of this meme, you end up seeing Moviebob demonstrating what his "stupid-stomping skills" would actually look like.



Jan 6. It is not doom and gloom as Bobby has lost 2 pants-size worth of lard:
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Moviebob loves himself some despots.



Triple fail from Moviebob:

1. The GOP has only been around since the 1850s.

2. Historically speaking, almost all of the worst things to happen to America since 1828 are directly tied to Democrats, the party to which Bob is blindly loyal.

3. Anyone who believes there's even believes the 1619 Project is based in reality a fucking moron. Oh, wait... Moviebob IS a fucking moron.



Bobby promulgates a news story concerning a doctor behaving extremely unprofessionally towards patients dying of covid. We suspect this story is a hoax and the doctor was making shit up for attention:
Predictablt, Bobby makes it racial and MAGA:
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As stated earlier, Moviebob has more in common with a brain-eating cancer than Donald Trump has to do with a Chinese-manufactured pandemic.



Bobby dreads the idea that Nazis will pelt his Twitter with Dislikes:
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I already thought Twitter has a "dislike" feature. I remember it was called "Mute & Block".



Bob does realize that the strongarm tactics he wants to use against his enemies could be easily used against him by his enemies, right?
Nope. Bob's as blind as a bat, even while wearing his prescription glasses.

What Bob and his ilk don't realize is that, other than the occasional lone wolf, Right Wing violence really hasn't a thing lately. Conservatives would rather sit back and watch shrieking liberals burn their own cities down because, as the saying goes, "never interrupt your enemy when he's burning down his own town and turning it into a food and business desert."
E-X-actly. I've not heard of much violence and criminal activity happening in red-tinged counties and communities.

So when Bob plays his tough guy act on how he's going to Mario Kick MAGAghouls into the sun, he's doing it against an enemy whom he has never seen fighting on a large scale.
It should be no surprise that reality is Moviebob's worst enemy.

If Bob ever found himself in a full scale MAGAChuds vs. SJW Civil War, he'd see how outmatched his side is (once it's forced to fight a fair fight,) and he'd be hiding in his leaky basement with the women and children. "To protect them" of course.
If such a conflict were to arise, I'd be Team MAGA because fuck Social Justice Warriors!

Secondly, if Moviebob were to hide in his basement "to protect" the women and children, the only possible outcomes would result in (a) Bob selling out said women and children in order to protect his own ass, or (b) said women and children fight to get rid of Bob by any means necessary.
 
Is it that fucking hard to land a part time job as a barista or some shit like that? Some 4 hours a day wouldn't kill him or anyone else!
He probably considers work like that beneath him. I mean, he's got an Engineering degree and all...never mind that he seems to have the mentality of an arts-degree barista already.
You are not a hard worker, you do not have a good sense of humor, and you sure as hell aren't a good dad since you'd rather e-beg on Twitter or run off and play treasure hunt than buckle down and cut expenses or put your engineering background to work. And for God's sake, go see a dermatologist already - that ugly shit on your nose looks even worse than last time.
And then there are absolute morons who don't realize they sound like morons as they go on about how Republican voters need to be genocided while proclaiming that the MCU is a religion and sperg about their Mario fetish. Truly, Twitter has a special kind of stupid for everyone.
Don't tell me this dumbass shared this on twitter, do we have a source for that?

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These two tweets demonstrate exactly why MovieBob should never get anywhere near political power.
 
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Bob talking about the last time he saw his tailor is a larf riot.

We've all seen your clothing, idiot. You've never seen the inside of a tailors.
well, he probably uses a tailor in the manner of general public, not to have clothes made but rather to have alterations made to existing clothing. So basically he's saying the last time he had any of his clothes altered to fit him better.
 
well, he probably uses a tailor in the manner of general public, not to have clothes made but rather to have alterations made to existing clothing. So basically he's saying the last time he had any of his clothes altered to fit him better.
That's what I'm saying. Remember the Cancun pictures? Untailored jacket, High riding slacks. Polo shirt instead of a fitted dress shirt. Nothing any tailor could do about the white farmer socks.

If Bob managed to buy an actual suit, he'd roll up the unfinished hem instead of paying the tailor $5.

Bob is a white nigger.
 
That's what I'm saying. Remember the Cancun pictures? Untailored jacket, High riding slacks. Polo shirt instead of a fitted dress shirt. Nothing any tailor could do about the white farmer socks.

If Bob managed to buy an actual suit, he'd roll up the unfinished hem instead of paying the tailor $5.

Bob is a white nigger.
I'm guessing Bob only alters clothing if they're practically falling off him or whatever. I've known people that will buy clothes that don't fit right away for some aspect (leg/arm of item too long) and get it altered after the fact. But if Bob thinks it fits alright he won't change it.
 
I'm guessing Bob only alters clothing if they're practically falling off him or whatever. I've known people that will buy clothes that don't fit right away for some aspect (leg/arm of item too long) and get it altered after the fact. But if Bob thinks it fits alright he won't change it.
I'm surprised Bob doesn't have everything in his closet tailored, considering how weird his shape is. Remember the picture I drew of him after this wedding shot?

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Bob is basically a potato on sticks. The arms and legs of his jackets and trousers are probably baggy, due to him needing to buy a size that encompasses his large gut and long torso. Of course, a long as Bob isn't stepping on his hems and his sleeve cuffs aren't getting covered with chip dip, he probably thinks his clothing fits fine.
 
What's the world's favorite drug in 2021? Virtual hugs.
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From his sadpost yesterday:
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Yet when Alabama governor starts "assigning blame in the 'right place' ", Bobby dismisses her for being a Republican:
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Bobby replies Michael Tracey:
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So if one person turns violent in an otherwise peaceful protest, everyone involved will be jailed and tried as "terrorists". This is the future the Left pushes for.

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I'm not sure if getting one's history knowledge from MCU is an improvement.

Olympics:
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Bobby tries out to milk his "shows" for every last bit of Youtube bucks. Here is the omnibus volume of his "Eternal Multiverse" reviews, totaling at almost an hour and a half.
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James Gunn fanboyism:
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DC:
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Snake Eyes and male homosexuality:
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The new He-Man is a...lesbian?
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Bobby has the guts to call a hole a hole:
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Bobby introduces his 3-year-old nephew the concept of Male Gaze:
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My contribution to his new template, free of charge
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Philistines.
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BTW A&H is discussing the review of The Forever Purge by Bobby's buddy Noah Berlatsky.
 
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You know it already but it still bears repeating: the real purpose of the mask mandate is to separate the sheep from the ghouls.
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I haven't had any vaccinations yet, and I'm at the point where it's better for my self-interest to go around unmasked whenever possible. Sure, I'll still mask up whenever necessary, and I'll mind others' personal space when my mask is off, but I'm so freakin' sick and so freakin' tired of having something covering my mouth and nose when I'm out in public. Besides, masks make breathing more difficult than it should be.



If you are bothered by CRT, political correctness, and cancel culture, maybe you'll just be the next mass killer:
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Coming attraction from China:
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But I thought Bob drooled at the chance of seeing long-dead life forms being resurrected.



CalArts continues to disembowel your childhood memory:
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Yick! Is it just me, or does this still make Chip look like he's got two noses vertically arranged?



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I still don't get it (but that's par for the course). Here's the Cleavland Indians video.
Not a fan of the name "Cleveland Guardians". Doesn't roll off the tongue particularly well.



Wrong, you fat fuckwad! Properly informed Americans--and several Democrats--have ALREADY started aiming the blame for Covid-19 in the correct direction: Every single one of their compasses point directly to Wuhan, China.



Yet when Alabama governor starts "assigning blame in the 'right place' ", Bobby dismisses her for being a Republican:
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If you're a Moviebob, the entirety of your eternal AI can be stored on a 320K floppy disk... and you'd still have 319.99K of space left over for anything else.



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So if one person turns violent in an otherwise peaceful protest, everyone involved will be jailed and tried as "terrorists". This is the future the Left pushes for.
Yep. Moviebob's dream future looks like Hill Valley would have if Marty had never burned Biff's sports almanac in 1955.
 
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I'm not sure if getting one's history knowledge from MCU is an improvement.
One historical fact--among countless others--that Bob conveniently ignores:

Robert E. Lee was...

a...

DEMOCRAT!

As I said previously, it is my opinion that the only reason why Democrats want to dismantle Confederate statues is because it was the Dems that started the Civil War and it was the Dems that lost the Civil War. Modern Democrats don't want ANYBODY to learn about the DNC's dark, traitorous past.
 
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