Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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cypocraphy said:
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In your rare excursions out of your dungeon basement I bet young people avoid crossing the street near you as well...
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This isn't a joke but IMO given how Bobert dresses and looks I bet a lot of parents do the old grabbing the hand and pulling the kid closer move when he goes by believing him to be a diddler.
 
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cypocraphy said:
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In your rare excursions out of your dungeon basement I bet young people avoid crossing the street near you as well...
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Better writer than Greenwald and those ancient boomers working for Maher combined.

How can one fat, 40 year old manchild be such a success at writing, theatre, cinema, politics, zoology, rocketry/space, vidya, cunnilingus, fashion and tranny chasing?

Bob Chipman, truly a man for our times.
 
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My god, he change his Twitter profile picture to this.
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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
Is that his idea of a warm and welcoming smile?
Because it really looks like a replicant's attempt to look human and failing miserably.

Which is appropriate, because this humanoid piece of batter is certainly not human.
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He was probably tired of being reminded of the consoomer meme every time he sees his profile pic. However he also probably sucks at taking pictures of himself so he cropped a random, awkward “say cheese!” shot from a family gathering and decided that was good enough.
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
He was probably tired of being reminded of the consoomer meme every time he sees his profile pic. However he also probably sucks at taking pictures of himself so he cropped a random, awkward “say cheese!” shot from a family gathering and decided that was good enough.
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Now, I'll be fair and say that some people have a hard time looking natural in pictures, where they just can't quite get their expression right. Oftentimes I think it's due to the "photograph smile" they learned that looks forced and fake, and it can be hard to correct that.

But have we ever seen a photo of Bob where he doesn't look like he's grimacing in pain or mentally retarded? The guy's looked like a sped his whole life, and this new profile pic isn't helping any. Gives off a real "how do you do, fellow kids?" vibe. Plus you know that pic is at least a couple years old because his hair is much grayer and patchier now.

Oh, and change your profile name, Blobbo. You misquoted a song to the point that nobody gets the reference, and you don't make mad, you make disgusted.
 
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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
Is that his idea of a warm and welcoming smile?
Because it really looks like a replicant's attempt to look human and failing miserably.

Which is appropriate, because this humanoid piece of batter is certainly not human.
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Yes it is, because he is mentally incapable of espousing a normal human emotion.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
My god, he change his Twitter profile picture to this.
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"We did 20 takes, and that was the best one."

I'm pretty sure there's a non staged photo out there where Bob is smiling at his niece and nephew or just more relaxed because he's not aware he's on camera. Some people are just more photogenic when they don't know one's being taken. But I don't think Bob understands that. He took a look at this and assumed it was warm and inviting, when it's just the opposite.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
"We did 20 takes, and that was the best one."

I'm pretty sure there's a non staged photo out there where Bob is smiling at his niece and nephew or just more relaxed because he's not aware he's on camera. Some people are just more photogenic when they don't know one's being taken. But I don't think Bob understands that. He took a look at this and assumed it was warm and inviting, when it's just the opposite.
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I would argue that could be the case if not for the millions of photos that we've seen of him. Bob only seems to have three default facial expressions: the forced smile we see here, the more smug condescending eye squint we've seen a few dozen times and just a look of complete misery.
 
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