Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
Any gun nuts here? I need your opinion:
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Bob is a fucking retard who, for someone who claims to own at least one, knows nothing of fire arms. This will come as a shock to all my fellow Bobologists I know.

The original pic for reference and not the shitty compressed version Bob had. Even with the better pic I can't tell what he's firing but my guess is 6.5 Creedmore or 50 BMG. Also, this is apparently Donald Trump Jr. which explains why retards like Bob are upset.
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The photo isn't shopped. That thing on the barrel, that I think is what's making him think it's stretched out besides his own willful ignorance, is a picatinny rail.

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It's a standardized thing you can attach to your weapon so you can fit do-dads on it with out having to precision machine holes into it or be worried about something not fitting. Directly underneath of it looks like a bipod attachment sans the legs.
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I don't know why he would have it so close to the receiver unless he doesn't know the proper placement or he's trying to make this a DMR, Designated Marksman Rifle, imo. He might also use it as a hog gun which would explain it too. Having the support closer to the receiver increases maneuverability, being able to make quick changes and follow targets, but decreases stability, your shot won't be as steady. Seeing how it's Don Jr I'm leaning towards option one.

As for the bit about the finger, yeah that's just his hand retard. You can see his thumb wrapped around the grip even without having to go all Blade Runner and enhance the pic. There's no trickery here. You didn't sus out an icky MAGA chud Bob. His finger looks long because it's stretched out. You know why it's stretched out Robbie?

IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FUCKING FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FIRE YOU INSEPID MONGOLOID! THIS IS BASIC FIRE ARM SAFETY YOU DUMB ASSHOLE WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY OWNED AND MAINTAINED A FIREARM LIKE A FUCKING ADULT AND NOT THE PATHETIC MANCHILD YOU ARE!

Go back to dunking on randos on Twitter who don't know enough to not be scared of a checkmark, dipshit.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob is a fucking retard who, for someone who claims to own at least one, knows nothing of fire arms. This will come as a shock to all my fellow Bobologists I know.

The original pic for reference and not the shitty compressed version Bob had. Even with the better pic I can't tell what he's firing but my guess is 6.5 Creedmore or 50 BMG. Also, this is apparently Donald Trump Jr. which explains why retards like Bob are upset.
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The photo isn't shopped. That thing on the barrel, that I think is what's making him think it's stretched out besides his own willful ignorance, is a picatinny rail.

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It's a standardized thing you can attach to your weapon so you can fit do-dads on it with out having to precision machine holes into it or be worried about something not fitting. Directly underneath of it looks like a bipod attachment sans the legs.
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I don't know why he would have it so close to the receiver unless he doesn't know the proper placement or he's trying to make this a DMR, Designated Marksman Rifle, imo. He might also use it as a hog gun which would explain it too. Having the support closer to the receiver increases maneuverability, being able to make quick changes and follow targets, but decreases stability, your shot won't be as steady. Seeing how it's Don Jr I'm leaning towards option one.

As for the bit about the finger, yeah that's just his hand retard. You can see his thumb wrapped around the grip even without having to go all Blade Runner and enhance the pic. There's no trickery here. You didn't sus out an icky MAGA chud Bob. His finger looks long because it's stretched out. You know why it's stretched out Robbie?

IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FUCKING FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FIRE YOU INSEPID MONGOLOID! THIS IS BASIC FIRE ARM SAFETY YOU DUMB ASSHOLE WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY OWNED AND MAINTAINED A FIREARM LIKE A FUCKING ADULT AND NOT THE PATHETIC MANCHILD YOU ARE!

Go back to dunking on randos on Twitter who don't know enough to not be scared of a checkmark, dipshit.
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Oh hey, I can tie this into how Bob was too much of a crayon eating baby brained retard to really understand or enjoy the Alien movies via using this anecdote on Aliens.

So Al Matthews, who plays Apone in the film, was a genuine Marine who served in Vietnam. He also was an actual sargeant as well. So what happened was that one of the things that Cameron did to get the other actors familiar with what being a sci fi soldier was having Matthews actually run them through a milder form of Basic and teach them how to use guns if they didn't know already. Matthews made a point in particular to tell them never to put the gun on the trigger and never fucking point it at someone unless you want them dead, and legit would shout at them whenever they did this by mistake.

Bobby should've known this if he was a legit fan of the Alien franchise. He also should've known this if he ever used a gun, since it's the basic bitch first thing you learn when learning about fire arm safety.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob is a fucking retard who, for someone who claims to own at least one, knows nothing of fire arms. This will come as a shock to all my fellow Bobologists I know.

The original pic for reference and not the shitty compressed version Bob had. Even with the better pic I can't tell what he's firing but my guess is 6.5 Creedmore or 50 BMG. Also, this is apparently Donald Trump Jr. which explains why retards like Bob are upset.
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The photo isn't shopped. That thing on the barrel, that I think is what's making him think it's stretched out besides his own willful ignorance, is a picatinny rail.

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It's a standardized thing you can attach to your weapon so you can fit do-dads on it with out having to precision machine holes into it or be worried about something not fitting. Directly underneath of it looks like a bipod attachment sans the legs.
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I don't know why he would have it so close to the receiver unless he doesn't know the proper placement or he's trying to make this a DMR, Designated Marksman Rifle, imo. He might also use it as a hog gun which would explain it too. Having the support closer to the receiver increases maneuverability, being able to make quick changes and follow targets, but decreases stability, your shot won't be as steady. Seeing how it's Don Jr I'm leaning towards option one.

As for the bit about the finger, yeah that's just his hand retard. You can see his thumb wrapped around the grip even without having to go all Blade Runner and enhance the pic. There's no trickery here. You didn't sus out an icky MAGA chud Bob. His finger looks long because it's stretched out. You know why it's stretched out Robbie?

IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FUCKING FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FIRE YOU INSEPID MONGOLOID! THIS IS BASIC FIRE ARM SAFETY YOU DUMB ASSHOLE WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY OWNED AND MAINTAINED A FIREARM LIKE A FUCKING ADULT AND NOT THE PATHETIC MANCHILD YOU ARE!

Go back to dunking on randos on Twitter who don't know enough to not be scared of a checkmark, dipshit.
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I think you’re overthinking it. Because of the way it lines up, he thinks that blurry thing in the background is a mount attached the the rifle. I only had to look at that pic for a few extra seconds to figure out what was going on there myself, but Bob simply assumed the blurriness was indicative of shooping. Once he’d decided that was true, any detail that looked slightly off to him became evidence proving his viewpoint.
 
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"How dare someone make a joke about hitting a widely disliked Congresscritter? Now if you will excuse me I have to go and call for the extermination of anyone living south of the Mason-Dixon line." - Moviebob, 2021.
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He's not talking about Bill Maher. The "has-been comedian" is Jimmy Dore, and I think you can guess who the "girl in Congress" is.

Is it just me or does anyone else find Bob's thirst for AOC really creepy? I know it's no different to him simping for Anita or whoever, but the way he talks about her just reminds me of that one weird kid at secondary school who ends up getting arrested for plotting to kidnap a popular girl, and it gives me the creeps.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Is it just me or does anyone else find Bob's thirst for AOC really creepy? I know it's no different to him simping for Anita or whoever, but the way he talks about her just reminds me of that one weird kid at secondary school who ends up getting arrested for plotting to kidnap a popular girl, and it gives me the creeps.
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Hopefully he'll pull a John Hinkley Jr. and try to assassinate a republican to impress his waifu, only to fail miserably and end up sharing a cell with the POCs he loves so much
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FUCKING FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FIRE YOU INSEPID MONGOLOID! THIS IS BASIC FIRE ARM SAFETY YOU DUMB ASSHOLE WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY OWNED AND MAINTAINED A FIREARM LIKE A FUCKING ADULT AND NOT THE PATHETIC MANCHILD YOU ARE!
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I see Hollywood doesn't care about trigger discipline.

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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob is a fucking retard who, for someone who claims to own at least one, knows nothing of fire arms. This will come as a shock to all my fellow Bobologists I know.

The original pic for reference and not the shitty compressed version Bob had. Even with the better pic I can't tell what he's firing but my guess is 6.5 Creedmore or 50 BMG. Also, this is apparently Donald Trump Jr. which explains why retards like Bob are upset.
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The photo isn't shopped. That thing on the barrel, that I think is what's making him think it's stretched out besides his own willful ignorance, is a picatinny rail.

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It's a standardized thing you can attach to your weapon so you can fit do-dads on it with out having to precision machine holes into it or be worried about something not fitting. Directly underneath of it looks like a bipod attachment sans the legs.
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I don't know why he would have it so close to the receiver unless he doesn't know the proper placement or he's trying to make this a DMR, Designated Marksman Rifle, imo. He might also use it as a hog gun which would explain it too. Having the support closer to the receiver increases maneuverability, being able to make quick changes and follow targets, but decreases stability, your shot won't be as steady. Seeing how it's Don Jr I'm leaning towards option one.

As for the bit about the finger, yeah that's just his hand retard. You can see his thumb wrapped around the grip even without having to go all Blade Runner and enhance the pic. There's no trickery here. You didn't sus out an icky MAGA chud Bob. His finger looks long because it's stretched out. You know why it's stretched out Robbie?

IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FUCKING FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FIRE YOU INSEPID MONGOLOID! THIS IS BASIC FIRE ARM SAFETY YOU DUMB ASSHOLE WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY OWNED AND MAINTAINED A FIREARM LIKE A FUCKING ADULT AND NOT THE PATHETIC MANCHILD YOU ARE!

Go back to dunking on randos on Twitter who don't know enough to not be scared of a checkmark, dipshit.
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I will admit the finger threw me for a bit
 
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Oh shit I got excited for a second and thought that this was the much anticipated patreon goal video of him "skanking" to it in a t-rex suit but no. It's just the song which I didn't even know existed till today. Speaking of his patreon.
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I don't know where it last was. The site's all wonky due to today's auspicious events and I don't even know where to look. I do know that he still hasn't broken into triple digits yet. I am happy that for all the work that he's put in doing around 8 podcasts a week he's finally breaking minimum wage from when he was a high schooler, well before all the fees and taxes I mean.
 
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Oh shit I got excited for a second and thought that this was the much anticipated patreon goal video of him "skanking" to it in a t-rex suit but no. It's just the song which I didn't even know existed till today. Speaking of his patreon.
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I don't know where it last was. The site's all wonky due to today's auspicious events and I don't even know where to look. I do know that he still hasn't broken into triple digits yet. I am happy that for all the work that he's put in doing around 8 podcasts a week he's finally breaking minimum wage from when he was a high schooler, well before all the fees and taxes I mean.
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Ouch! I just checked out Grapheon and it doesn't look so bad:
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