Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

You're not wrong, but it's also easy for a lot of kids to quickly embrace any refusal of their whims as "traumatic abuse" if they can gain something from it.

I don’t disagree. But I’ll put it this way: Often a person who is exploiting claims of trauma for gain is still genuinely traumatized. They’ve just learned that dishonesty and playing the sympathy card delivers (at least very temporarily) the desired balm for their damaged brains. These actions are wrong and only hurt them (and others) more.

Once you’re of age (and if you’re not literally retarded) it’s your responsibility— and ONLY your responsibility — to deal with your issues. The problem is so many damaged people believe someone is going to come along and save them whether it’s “the one” or the government. Indeed, they believe they “deserve” to be saved and “shouldn’t have to” make their own efforts. To coin a phrase, they believe they have earned this “superior future.”

So, like Bob here, they continue to blame others and focus on how unfair life has been to them. Lather, rise, repeat. That’s why — barring a transcendent, revelatory experience — he’ll always be miserable. Always. After all:

 

[Flexo]

I don’t disagree. But I’ll put it this way: Often a person who is exploiting claims of trauma for gain is still genuinely traumatized. They’ve just learned that dishonesty and playing the sympathy card delivers (at least very temporarily) the desired balm for their damaged brains. These actions are wrong and only hurt them (and others) more.

Once you’re of age (and if you’re not literally retarded) it’s your responsibility— and ONLY your responsibility — to deal with your issues. The problem is so many damaged people believe someone is going to come along and save them whether it’s “the one” or the government. Indeed, they believe they “deserve” to be saved and “shouldn’t have to” make their own efforts. To coin a phrase, they believe they have earned this “superior future.”

So, like Bob here, they continue to blame others and focus on how unfair life has been to them. Lather, rise, repeat. That’s why — barring a transcendent, revelatory experience — he’ll always be miserable. Always. After all:

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Well yeah. One reason "fake it til you make it" is a cliche is because humans have a weird tick where physical actions can influence mood, emotions, etc. One of my favorite South Park episodes is where Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome, until he ends up giving himself actual Tourette's. Maybe not completely accurate but there is a kernel of truth there. So of course if people act like they have a trauma, they'll end up giving themselves an actual trauma. Like you said, eventually they have to snap themselves out of the habit.

 

[Meat Target]

And the Boston mayor is a black Democrat woman. Blob's cheese-clogged carotid artery could probably pop soon.

 

[Red Hood]

So instead of posting pictures of Bob in costumes to dunk on his manchildness, is it more acceptable to post excerpts from his book?

Post pictures of what Bob wears normally, which is arguably more embarrassing because he's not doing that for a bit or a costume party.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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And the Boston mayor is a black Democrat woman. Blob's cheese-clogged carotid artery could probably pop soon.

Unfortunately for her, she is now in the way of Bob's superior future, so she can join us Untermensch in the gutter.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Funny how this guy tells everybody else to cut their "toxic" relatives out of their lives, but I doubt he would have ever done it to his father.

Ma and Pah Chipman are of particular interest to me. I'm intensely curious what sort of parents produced spawn like Blob and Chris. Bob hardly spoke of his father except some vague ramblings at his death, and we know even less of the mother.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I don’t disagree. But I’ll put it this way: Often a person who is exploiting claims of trauma for gain is still genuinely traumatized. They’ve just learned that dishonesty and playing the sympathy card delivers (at least very temporarily) the desired balm for their damaged brains. These actions are wrong and only hurt them (and others) more.

Once you’re of age (and if you’re not literally retarded) it’s your responsibility— and ONLY your responsibility — to deal with your issues. The problem is so many damaged people believe someone is going to come along and save them whether it’s “the one” or the government. Indeed, they believe they “deserve” to be saved and “shouldn’t have to” make their own efforts. To coin a phrase, they believe they have earned this “superior future.”

So, like Bob here, they continue to blame others and focus on how unfair life has been to them. Lather, rise, repeat. That’s why — barring a transcendent, revelatory experience — he’ll always be miserable. Always. After all:

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Yep. He tweeted a while ago where he admitted some of the problems in his life are due to bad decisions, but it's clear he blames the majority of things on outside influences.

Ma and Pah Chipman are of particular interest to me. I'm intensely curious what sort of parents produced spawn like Blob and Chris. Bob hardly spoke of his father except some vague ramblings at his death, and we know even less of the mother.

In that interview the black guy did on Bechtloff, apparently Pa Chipman wasn't around much when Bob was a kid. Having three children probably required him to work long hours and not be around. Ma probably indulged him and Chris because it was easier.

Though I doubt Chris got it as bad as Bob. Possibly the neglect of the middle child working in his favor. Because while he has problems, unlike Bob he can actually make friends and smile genuinely. Hope the sister is better than her brothers.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Remember when actual Toei producer Shinichiro Shirakura literally once said he thought the modern Kamen Riders were boring, and he planned to help them "get their fangs back" with his ultra-violent, incredibly gory, super depressing, 2EDGY4U reboot of Kamen Rider Amazon?

If anyone ever wonders what Bob would be like he was successful, just watch a few episodes of Kamen Rider Amazons and you can tell how pretentious Shirakura is and how he views superheroes.

Or Ultraseven X, a 40th anniversary sequel where it is the same ultra-violent, incredibly gory, super depressing, 2EDGY4U show as Amazons.

I said this before, Bob would hate the Heisei Ultraman shows because of how edgy they are but would love the New Generation Heroes era of Ultraman because of the Disney level merchandising gimmicks in their shows and their shared connections like the MCU.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Though I doubt Chris got it as bad as Bob. Possibly the neglect of the middle child working in his favor. Because while he has problems, unlike Bob he can actually make friends and smile genuinely. Hope the sister is better than her brothers.

Right, I keep forgetting the sister is a thing. She's pretty well adjusted far as we can tell, and Chris at least outwardly seemed okay until he consciously decided to throw it all away to be like his brother. What made Bob so much worse?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He tweeted a while ago where he admitted some of the problems in his life are due to bad decisions, but it's clear he blames the majority of things on outside influences.

Look, even if his problems had been caused by outside influences, it doesn’t matter. The only question for people in such cases is: “What are you going to do about it?” Because nobody is coming to save you.

Sure, a combination of professional help and key lifestyle changes can enable real transformation. There’s no “snap out of it” that happens in an instant. It’s work. But first you have to adopt a new mindset. Even if it’s only for the split second it takes to pick up the phone and ask for help. Then adopt it again so you can drive to the appointment. Then again so you can walk into the shrink’s office of your own volition. One day, hour, or minute at a time — whatever you need to do the work in 24-hour increments. Save yourself or remain unsaved.

Every day that Bob keeps bitterly bellyaching on Twitter, blaming others instead of fixing his shit, he’s actively choosing to live in misery. He does it to himself. There’s nothing more tragic than someone who misses out on a great life because he was never uncomfortable enough to change.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Ma and Pah Chipman are of particular interest to me. I'm intensely curious what sort of parents produced spawn like Blob and Chris. Bob hardly spoke of his father except some vague ramblings at his death, and we know even less of the mother.

In basic terms I've learned recently through the many spams of bobtweets ( Positron et al):
-Bob's dad was a "Newspaper man" though whether this meant he was a reporter, or an editor, or actually worked physically on the printing press machines themselves, is uncertain.
-Bob just yesterday outed that his mom was a public health/school nurse in her working days. (In Canada, we just call a school nurse "The Public Health Nurse", because that's what they were.)

It's certain that Bobdad probably drank himself to death, or at least did serious damage before whatever got him, got him (was it cancer? Heart attack? I don't remember if bob ever specified). Bob mentioned some time ago something about his dad hardly ever being home in some instances, presumably working long hours.

As a nurse I'm sure Bob's mom recognized there was *something* wrong with her oldest spawn. Probably not recognizing autism, because that was a scarce diagnosis reserved for the most sped of autists, like CwC, back in those days. Bob simply wasn't exceptional enough to have autism explored as a possible factor. All I'm getting now from the vague references Bob makes is that now his mom, not sure about back then but certainly currently, is super enlightened progressive, due to her apparent wholehearted willingness to consoom media with blatant lesbun romances and also due to having a blatantly trooned out relative somewhere in like Kansas or somewhere, plus there's most likely an outright gay relative closer to home.

 

[Flexo]

and also due to having a blatantly trooned out relative somewhere in like Kansas or somewhere, plus there's most likely an outright gay relative closer to home.

Louisville, KY.

I'll never forget that it's in Louisville because once I posted a license plate I saw on a car that would be just perfect for a Bob relative.

Look, even if his problems had been caused by outside influences, it doesn’t matter. The only question for people in such cases is: “What are you going to do about it?” Because nobody is coming to save you.

Sure, a combination of professional help and key lifestyle changes can enable real transformation. There’s no “snap out of it” that happens in an instant. It’s work. But first you have to adopt a new mindset. Even if it’s only for the split second it takes to pick up the phone and ask for help. Then adopt it again so you can drive to the appointment. Then again so you can walk into the shrink’s office of your own volition. One day, hour, or minute at a time — whatever you need to do the work in 24-hour increments. Save yourself or remain unsaved.

Every day that Bob keeps bitterly bellyaching on Twitter, blaming others instead of fixing his shit, he’s actively choosing to live in misery. He does it to himself. There’s nothing more tragic than someone who misses out on a great life because he was never uncomfortable enough to change.

See for example: The panels I posted from Paul Dini's comic story.

EDIT: Updated with links.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I said this before, Bob would hate the Heisei Ultraman shows because of how edgy they are but would love the New Generation Heroes era of Ultraman because of the Disney level merchandising gimmicks in their shows and their shared connections like the MCU.

Bob would probably hate Ultraman R/B because it portrays big businessman Makoto Aizen/Ultraman Orb Dark Noir Black Schwartz (yes, that's his name) as a bad guy and on top of that, later reveals that before he was processed by an evil alien parasite, he was an obsolete blue-collar worker.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Remember when actual Toei producer Shinichiro Shirakura literally once said he thought the modern Kamen Riders were boring, and he planned to help them "get their fangs back" with his ultra-violent, incredibly gory, super depressing, 2EDGY4U reboot of Kamen Rider Amazon?

If anyone ever wonders what Bob would be like he was successful, just watch a few episodes of Kamen Rider Amazons and you can tell how pretentious Shirakura is and how he views superheroes.

While I normally don't mind toy commercial shows, can you honestly tell me that the heavily gimmicky Reiwa Era is great?

I watched the old Heisei generation and they at least had sizeable stories. Especially Kabuto, Faiz (no matter how convoluted it got) and Blade. Hibiki was full of bad cgi monsters, but fuck, compare to now, there was some heart to it.

 

[Positron]

Archiving the shit out of this. So your dad would have been one of the very people you've been calling to be rounded up, processed, denied amenities and voting rights, and never to be seen again...and you "feel like that'd be a weird comfort"? Take note of the date, March 21, 2020. This is right at the start of the lockdowns in the states. I wonder how much his tune has changed or would he be all like "it'd be okay when MY family goes against everything I'm screaming at people (on twitter) to do. It's kinda cute when you think about it."

When MY folks disobey the lockdown, they are being Thinkers.
When YOUR folks disobey the lockdown, they are being obsolete Believers that deserve very bad things.

I have the feeling that movieblob doesn't have any morals himself

No he doesn't. Or you might charitably characterize him as a Super-Protagoras: "The Thinking Man is the measure of all things".

 

[Captain Marvelous]

While I normally don't mind toy commercial shows, can you honestly tell me that the heavily gimmicky Reiwa Era is great?

Well, Amazons aired around 2016, before the Reiwa Era shows, so Shirakura was probably referring to Ghost and the other shows before it, but you're kind of right there.

Zero-One and Saber have had some pretty good moments balanced with some really bad moments. Saber's first arc is incredibly hard to get through with how many characters and power-ups it introduces with little breathing room. Zero-One was kind of better as a whole mainly because it didn't shove as many toys down the audience's throat and did a pretty good job adapting to the COVID-19 pandemic, though it had a pretty bad racism allegory that Bob would still eat up because of his robot fetish. How he would view the evil robots in MetsubouJinrai.net or the asshole president of ZAIA Enterprises is another story.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Louisville, KY.

I'll never forget that it's in Louisville because once I posted a license plate I saw on a car that would be just perfect for a Bob relative.

See for example: The panels I posted from Paul Dini's comic story.

EDIT: Updated with links.

OK I remembered the state started with a K but I got the wrong one lol. Thanks.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Every day that Bob keeps bitterly bellyaching on Twitter, blaming others instead of fixing his shit, he’s actively choosing to live in misery. He does it to himself. There’s nothing more tragic than someone who misses out on a great life because he was never uncomfortable enough to change.

I 100% agree.

In this world, you are responsible for your happiness. It’s not everyone’s else job to make you happy.

If you’re fat and unhealthy and it makes you miserable then go on a diet and get some exercise. Lose some weight.

If you hate the way you look then get a makeover and try a new style.

The point is, you are charge in of your destiny. We decide our own fates, for good or ill.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

also the AOC lives rent free in his head, huh?

Bob seems to simp not simply for women, but women associated with something he wants. He perceives Occasio-Cortez as having her hands on the levers of power, and Fake Tits as a member of the tech industry that drives the Superior Future, and so he simps for them. Hot Dog Girl was known to be willing to sleep with most men, so Bob simped for her in the hopes of getting some of that pussy.

That's my theory, anyway.

 

[Flexo]

Bob seems to simp not simply for women, but women associated with something he wants. He perceives Occasio-Cortez as having her hands on the levers of power, and Fake Tits as a member of the tech industry that drives the Superior Future, and so he simps for them. Hot Dog Girl was known to be willing to sleep with most men, so Bob simped for her in the hopes of getting some of that pussy.

That's my theory, anyway.

Hot Dog Girl was also a rising star in the youtube review field so I'm sure he hoped he could get leech some numbers off her.