Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

Further proof that Bob has no friends and no self awareness.

One of the most annoying things about Bob is his obsession with being an expert in even the most banal niche topic. Yeah sure Robert, a permavirgin like yourself totally knows how women's tits work. Also, way to prove the op right you dumbfuck thats not a female you're responding to mate. Basically this is an interaction between two men claiming that Captain whatsitsface is totes a realistic portrayal of a female because she resembles...a man.

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Fascinating. Commentary on what a woman's breasts are like from two people who have never actually touched a real woman's breasts, and have only ever touched a vagina on the day they were born.

 

[Positron]

Glenn Greenwald plans to murder children -- by starting a new video channel on Rumble.


Marjorie Taylor Greene demands the FDA to do more research on covid vaccines before the approve them, because the current vaccines on the market just aren't that effective.


Some good news in the midst of the plague (Heroic Hollywood article)

"I don't even care about this movie I just want to punish people who makes me delay my consoom". This is the life of MovieBob in a nutshell.

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Bobby is still adamant that Matthew Taylor Coleman killed his kids because he was a Trumpster.



White people = Republicans.


Make Politics cartoons again!



Bullshit.

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Bobby concocts a conspiracy theory about J. K. Rowling that makes even the most ardent Believer blush:

Please help me with his chain of reasoning:
1. J. K. Rowling buys back all the rights to Harry Potter.
2. HP will then tank because people are long sick of her being a terf; previously they just bought HP merch courtesy of Scholastics or Universal or Sony or whatevs.
3. HP tanking will serve as an example how authors shouldn't manage the rights of their own creations.
4. ????

Fuck this. I guess I should just be content to be a simple Believer.



Among the more familiar Angels, Sean MacLaggan finds out about the sharks he swims with:

While we're still on conspiracies. People now accuse Nick Parrott as a CIA psyop:


Bobby's theory on Q:

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Batman and Robin, James Lindsay's tweets for context.


More breast talk, this time about real-life women:


Luke laments the gender-neutral design of Captain British. Fortunately Roberto Il Fashionisto comes to the rescue!


This is a stereotypical 80s shoulder-pad crazy suit. Instead of looking masculine like Captain Brit, it accentuates the feminine hourglass figure.

As for sex with non-lesbian bluff woman, I'm sure we can trust Bobby's lived experience.



Captain Flatchest is generating a lot of interest:

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Bobby's groin is leapfrogging at the thought of Emily Blunt busting the nuts of union leaders.


At long last, Britney is left alone.


Having surveyed the good women, Bobby savages an evil woman (Awards Daily article)


All is unwoke in the comic-book / cartoon land:




K-horror / disaster movie:



(Link, 4minutes watch)

Cartoons:




Nintendo in China:


Dad gotta manchild as a cosplayer instead of bringing his daughter to somewhere she enjoys. Bobby approves.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bobby concocts a conspiracy theory about J. K. Rowling that makes even the most ardent Believer blush:
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I could do this joke almost every day with Film Robert because he never connects the end goal with the first step in his theorizing.

J.K. Rowlings Secret Plan (DO NOT STEAL)
1. Write Harry Potter
2. ?
3. Destroy the rights of creators in favor of corporate IP dominance.

 

[glib]

Brother Shamus

 

[Koby_Fish]

wait, how long has Glenn Greenwald had that twitter avatar of him and his husband and kids? Please tell me he changed it to that to show up bobby. After all, blobbert is the one that accused him of being/acting like a dateless wonder incel who will die alone or some shit.

 

[Red Hood]

Ever entertain the thoughts of what would happen if Bob talked to people in real life the way he talks on Twitter?

 

[glib]

Ever entertain the thoughts of what would happen if Bob talked to people in real life the way he talks on Twitter?

I think Bob is probably the cow i'm the most confused by.
I don't understand what his political platform is.
I don't understand what kind of women, men, or whatever he is into.
I don't even really know what media he likes.
All I know is what he despises.

The thoughts I entertain are usually about this.
I highly, highly doubt that Bob talks to anyone.
On top of that, I highly doubt he is antagonistic in person unless the topic is something he hates.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I thought of something and it's actually ironic. Bob hates Zack Snyder yet both share one thing in common when in regards to capeshit which is that both of them treat Superheroes like they are gods. Zack treats them like it in the religious sense (especially with all the Jesus shit he does for Superman) while Bob acts like they are the new greek mythological gods like Dionysus and Zeus.

It gets ironic that Bob is no different from people he dislikes or perceives to dislike.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

It really does seep into every aspect of their existence, too. The only anime they know are inevitably shounen, targeted at preteen/teenage boys. Animated series? Rick and Morty, of course. Books (if they actually read any)? Harry Potter. Movies? Capeshit and Star Wars. They love the Whedon-style dialogue, with the tension constantly being undercut by fucking quips. Hell, they're the same kind of people that refer to basic things like keeping your home clean as "adulting". Things most functional people learned to do by their teenage years. Which really about sums it up. A bunch of dumb fucking teenagers trapped in bloated middle-aged bodies.

You know, what you said has been on my mind for the past week. It’s raised some questions I have, like,

Why do they insist on acting like teenagers?
Why are they so afraid of growing up?

Seriously, are their brains that underdeveloped?

 

[Meriasek]

Bobby concocts a conspiracy theory about J. K. Rowling that makes even the most ardent Believer blush:
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Please help me with his chain of reasoning:
1. J. K. Rowling buys back all the rights to Harry Potter.
2. HP will then tank because people are long sick of her being a terf; previously they just bought HP merch courtesy of Scholastics or Universal or Sony or whatevs.
3. HP tanking will serve as an example how authors shouldn't manage the rights of their own creations.
4. ????

Fuck this. I guess I should just be content to be a simple Believer.

From what I understood here, he means to say that Rowling will at some point sell all her rights to Harry Potter like Lucas did with Star Wars, and the big-ass corporation will then immediately go and (soft-)reboot the franchise into something involving 500% more troons to undo Rowling's TERFery, and that's a good thing. Rowling being removed from Harry Potter and the big corporation trooning the characters will, in Bob's grease-stained eyes, be the biggest argument against authors having control over their creations if the author isn't woke enough.
Basically, he fantasizes about any intellectual property being owned only by "woke" megacorporations who throw in troons and dykes to appease the Twittertwats.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

You know, what you said has been on my mind for the past week. It’s raised some questions I have, like,

Why do they insist on acting like teenagers?
Why are they so afraid of growing up?

Seriously, are their brains that underdeveloped?

If they act like teenagers, they can still achieve their dreams some day. Be a film maker, a game designer, marry a model with big tits, be loved and adored by everyone. If they grow up, they have to accept that they're too lazy to ever accomplish that, and too dumb to know how to. And they can avoid their mortality. Adults have to be serious, children get to have fun forever.

Personally I see nothing wrong with still enjoying childish things. But if it's your entire identity and you refuse to grow any more past it? Something is wrong with you.

From what I understood here, he means to say that Rowling will at some point sell all her rights to Harry Potter like Lucas did with Star Wars, and the big-ass corporation will then immediately go and (soft-)reboot the franchise into something involving 500% more troons to undo Rowling's TERFery, and that's a good thing. Rowling being removed from Harry Potter and the big corporation trooning the characters will, in Bob's grease-stained eyes, be the biggest argument against authors having control over their creations if the author isn't woke enough.
Basically, he fantasizes about any intellectual property being owned only by "woke" megacorporations who throw in troons and dykes to appease the Twittertwats.

That was my reading too. Which makes sense because he's been calling for a reboot of the Harry Potter movies ever since Deathly Hallows Part Two came out. He's always had a weird hate boner for the series, but tries to kiss up to its fans.

 

[ChampFantana]

There's something particularly hilarious about a fat stupid Boob talking about boobs when the only pair he's ever handled are his own.

 

[haunted vagina]

Basically, he fantasizes about any intellectual property being owned only by "woke" megacorporations who throw in troons and dykes to appease the Twittertwats.

Which only works until you get successful enough to market in Asia, at which point any hint of non-traditional sexuality is purged. Something on the scale of Harry Potter will never match his Tumblr fantasies.

 

[ditto]

Personally I see nothing wrong with still enjoying childish things. But if it's your entire identity and you refuse to grow any more past it? Something is wrong with you.

"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis

Bob has both the desire to appear grown up while at the same time read his fairy tales.

 

[Homer Simpson]

"*Sniff* UHhm - Hnmm . Yes. Sorry, just had an expulsion of gas. Anyway, plebian, you see, that this ghoulish female not only has the trigger discipline of a yokel intoxicated on meth (Tee Hee) but also, she um - Has the strap done incorrectly. As someone who is an expert, she needs to lower her hostler for easier quick draw access if there was ever an event where speed and accuracy was needed. This obvious handicap, like her mental state, is just another reason why rural America must be purged because it is a land of ignorant slobs and morons. It's a shame she is nowhere near my intellect and never will be."

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I think this is the best example of how shameless blob is. I hate people taking pictures in general, but if they took pictures of me wearing this, I would kill myself.

Further proof that Bob has no friends and no self awareness.

One of the most annoying things about Bob is his obsession with being an expert in even the most banal niche topic. Yeah sure Robert, a permavirgin like yourself totally knows how women's tits work. Also, way to prove the op right you dumbfuck thats not a female you're responding to mate. Basically this is an interaction between two men claiming that Captain whatsitsface is totes a realistic portrayal of a female because she resembles...a man.

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"Top surgery." Just say implants troon. Using a tranny to prove what women look like might be peak 2021.

Fascinating. Commentary on what a woman's breasts are like from two people who have never actually touched a real woman's breasts, and have only ever touched a vagina on the day they were born.

Like sand in a tube sock.

Some good news in the midst of the plague (Heroic Hollywood article)

"I WIL FORCEFULLY INJECT PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO WATCH MY SUPER HERO MOVIES BECAUSE FUCK TRUMP!"

All is unwoke in the comic-book / cartoon land:

If it were accurate to abos in my country, they would be ODing, the most violent, and alcoholics.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I don't understand what his political platform is.

Bobism.

• Destroy the red states, and the obsolete Trump voting goons that make up 100% of their population, which also happen to be the jocks that bullied him in high school.
• Technocratic rule by they elite (provided they agree with Bob).
• Science at any cost in order to make 1960s sci-fi real.

Woke politics are what he sees as the best means to those ends, at least for now.

I don't understand what kind of women, men, or whatever he is into.

Nerdy Asian lesbians with big boobs.

I'd say he chases troons for clout, but I'm not sure any more. He seems committed to the act if that's the case.

I don't even really know what media he likes.

Anything "nerdy" made before he went to college, or any media that panders to his politics or fetish.

Why do they insist on acting like teenagers?
Why are they so afraid of growing up?

I think it might be a fear of the future and attempting to cultivate a "quirky" personality.

Their "quirky personality" is being nerd know-it-alls, especially when it comes to movies. Bob hates Scream for stealing his routine and making that mainstream among "jocks". I assume Chris feels the same, but I don't think he's mentioned it. They think they look smart, irreverent, and care free.

As for their fear of the future. Something about Chris' change from normal person with a moderately successful (if unremarkable) career to internet begger and "goofball" screams midlife crisis to me. I can't explain why.

 

[Meriasek]

Which only works until you get successful enough to market in Asia, at which point any hint of non-traditional sexuality is purged. Something on the scale of Harry Potter will never match his Tumblr fantasies.

That's ok, when it gets to the asian market it'll be full of diverse asian characters and that's good enough for him and his ilk. They're gonna read them all to be "queer coded" or whatever, so their LGBT-desires are also fulfilled. Never underestimate the double standard these people are capable of.

 

[TowinKarz]

You know, what you said has been on my mind for the past week. It’s raised some questions I have, like,

Why do they insist on acting like teenagers?
Why are they so afraid of growing up?

Seriously, are their brains that underdeveloped?

To grow up, or at least not FIGHT it, is to admit to your own mortality.

And nothing scares a Fedora-Tipper like Bob half as much as the notion that eventually, if he doesn't get his (deserved) robot body, he's gonna just *wink* out of existence some day.....

I'm not religious and it scares the fuck outta me too, but I at least know denial and ranting and raving about man's failure to overcome it within MY own lifetime isn't going to help, much less make me an agreeable person to be around.

 

[Flexo]

Marjorie Taylor Greene demands the FDA to do more research on covid vaccines before the approve them, because the current vaccines on the market just aren't that effective.

"Can someone explain their endgame to me? They seem to be trying to kill or prevent future voters. But if they succeed, they'll lose majority. I'm so confused." (Abortion, LGBT, etc)
"They aren't smart."

See how easy it is, moviebob?

While we're still on conspiracies. People now accuse Nick Parrott as a CIA psyop:

I love how TeamImpos lack of punctuation often means their sentences say the exact opposite of what they probably intend.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

From what I understood here, he means to say that Rowling will at some point sell all her rights to Harry Potter like Lucas did with Star Wars, and the big-ass corporation will then immediately go and (soft-)reboot the franchise into something involving 500% more troons to undo Rowling's TERFery, and that's a good thing. Rowling being removed from Harry Potter and the big corporation trooning the characters will, in Bob's grease-stained eyes, be the biggest argument against authors having control over their creations if the author isn't woke enough.
Basically, he fantasizes about any intellectual property being owned only by "woke" megacorporations who throw in troons and dykes to appease the Twittertwats.

Let me guess, he wants Disney to acquire it.