Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

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Mike Stoklasa?

Yeah, that's the look of a man who never has to fill his own plate at a pot luck.

Although I will give him that his face is thinner. Now we just have to work on that personality of his and he might be able to land a tranny wife at long last.

 

[UserAccess]

Yeah, that's the look of a man who never has to fill his own plate at a pot luck.

Although I will give him that his face is thinner. Now we just have to work on that personality of his and he might be able to land a tranny wife at long last.

Thanks for reminding me of the "making up my own plate" declaration. I decided to do the math.* So, the guy on the left in the camouflaged polo whose head shows signs of animal mange:

has had roughly 7,700 sexual partners. This places him at number 5 all time, between Charlie Sheen with approximately 5,000 partners, and Warren Beatty at a staggering 12,775.

*Data was calculated based on the metropolitan census of the Greater Boston area, tallying 4.9 million. Whether barbeque or potluck, some manner of public food gathering is happening once per day and as a beloved Massachusetts celebrity, Moviebob would be invited to at least one a day. As he never makes up his own plate with a success rate of 100%, this is 365 partners per year because of the promise of free sex and food. An additional 20 partners was awarded because it's Moviebob, and they serve lunch AND dinner if you know what I'm saying and there's no reason not to double dip in a day sometimes my nigga! A late bloomer, this calculation assumes this cycle for the past 20 years; however, estimates could increase this number by up to 1,540 depending on his teenage years.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

MOS 8502 went full Moviebob.

He went full Moviebob?

He's been there for a long time, my guy.

The internet is literally free, MOS.

I have literally never heard anyone use "cuck" as a racial slur, and I'm on a site where people call each other niggers regularly.

One of my friends is a Ghanaian immigrant whose family is poor. We both live in a poor part of the UK. When we were growing up, his mum managed to buy fresh food and cook healthy dishes instead of just taking him to the chicken shop. I also knew plenty of well-off kids who got fat because their parents were lazy. Yes, processed foods can be cheap, but it is absolutely possible to eat well on a budget.

I've said this before but it bears repeating.
During Trump's presidency, two left-wing groups (the Sunrise Movement and the Women's March, if you're interested) trespassed in the US Capitol while they were protesting. Both groups had the support of members of Congress, just like Bob claims the boomers on 6/1 did, and both groups "disrupted Our Democracy™" in the same way the boomers did. So, Bob, you have two choices: either condemn both groups, or admit to the world that you are a fat, neoliberal hypocrite that only cares about what your bluecheck overlords say.

 

[Nobue]

Thanks for reminding me of the "making up my own plate" declaration. I decided to do the math.* So, the guy on the left in the camouflaged polo whose head shows signs of animal mange:
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has had roughly 7,700 sexual partners. This places him at number 5 all time, between Charlie Sheen with approximately 5,000 partners, and Warren Beatty at a staggering 12,775.

*Data was calculated based on the metropolitan census of the Greater Boston area, tallying 4.9 million. Whether barbeque or potluck, some manner of public food gathering is happening once per day and as a beloved Massachusetts celebrity, Moviebob would be invited to at least one a day. As he never makes up his own plate with a success rate of 100%, this is 365 partners per year because of the promise of free sex and food. An additional 20 partners was awarded because it's Moviebob, and they serve lunch AND dinner if you know what I'm saying and there's no reason not to double dip in a day sometimes my nigga! A late bloomer, this calculation assumes this cycle for the past 20 years; however, estimates could increase this number by up to 1,540 depending on his teenage years.

Alcoholism can cause weird hair loss

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Nothing fills my heart more with joy than watching a man who makes more than the average America doing youtube videos from his basement say that healthy food is too expensive.


Also that new photo of him makes him look more fat then normal. Nice job on the diet there, moviepig.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“I got free candy in my van.”

 

[Franz Joseph]

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Mike Stoklasa?

This pic describes the state of our society perfectly. A lesbian who looks like they are starting to get ravaged by AIDS and a registered sex offender consoomer.

 

[Flexo]

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Mike Stoklasa?

Mike and Josh beaedfat have really let themselves go.

I've said this before but it bears repeating.
During Trump's presidency, two left-wing groups (the Sunrise Movement and the Women's March, if you're interested) trespassed in the US Capitol while they were protesting. Both groups had the support of members of Congress, just like Bob claims the boomers on 6/1 did, and both groups "disrupted Our Democracy™" in the same way the boomers did. So, Bob, you have two choices: either condemn both groups, or admit to the world that you are a fat, neoliberal hypocrite that only care

Never forget Jan 2017 either.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I cannot wait for the hemming and hawing and the coping and seething fallout from this

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1430898021810642962

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "oh no… "

archived 26 Aug 2021 15:25:02 UTC

archive.ph

This will all be the fault of Mayo ghouls and January 6th somehow. Shout out to MOS with Bob levels of obvious duh take.

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Mike Stoklasa?

He wishes and why the hell is Chris's arm in a sling? He broke a bone in his hand.

 

[John Carmack]

He wishes and why the hell is Chris's arm in a sling? He broke a bone in his hand.

It makes it look worse so he can take more time off work. Anyone who had any doubts that this lazy alcoholic faggot was doing this to skive, can doubt no more.

 

[Bolo]

I cannot wait for the hemming and hawing and the coping and seething fallout from this

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1430898021810642962

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "oh no… "

archived 26 Aug 2021 15:25:02 UTC

archive.ph

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This will all be the fault of Mayo ghouls and January 6th somehow. Shout out to MOS with Bob levels of obvious duh take.


He wishes and why the hell is Chris's arm in a sling? He broke a bone in his hand.

Hate to be the wet blanket, but Robert won't cope and seethe, this is as much reaction you gonna get from him on the Afghanistan fiasco.

Sure, if this was on Trump's or a republican presidency, he would non-stop be talking about the crimes against humanity and the same song and dance he did with the covid shit, but since shit is on his side, Robert will keep it simple, thoughts and prayers and maybe he will admit that the issue is "complicated".

He will only talk about this being the Trumplings fault if some of the thought leaders he follows does so, like AOC and such, but non has done so because that is quite a leap to take, so most of the dems are just keeping quiet.

Moral grandstanding, display of empathy and talking true to power are conveniences of circumstances to Robert, not principles, and circumstances are not on Robert's side right now, so, hey, that Shang Chi movie is pretty neat huh? it has a dog with two butts!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

“I got free candy in my van.”

Bob would look less like a sexual predator if he shaved his obviously-balding head and wore different frames.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Bob would look less like a sexual predator if he shaved his obviously-balding head and wore different frames.

And maybe smile more.

 

[Foltest]

Ok, who is wearing a poloshirt in camo? if it was a regular short armed shirt, I could get behind that, but a polo? It looks weird and stupid. Which fit Bob perfect.
Also, Christ, trim your fucking beard.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I cannot wait for the hemming and hawing and the coping and seething fallout from this

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1430898021810642962

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "oh no… "

archived 26 Aug 2021 15:25:02 UTC

archive.ph

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This will all be the fault of Mayo ghouls and January 6th somehow. Shout out to MOS with Bob levels of obvious duh take.

It was a suicide bomber. At least 13 dead.

At least Trump's out of office, right Bob?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hate to be the wet blanket, but Robert won't cope and seethe, this is as much reaction you gonna get from him on the Afghanistan fiasco.

Sure, if this was on Trump's or a republican presidency, he would non-stop be talking about the crimes against humanity and the same song and dance he did with the covid shit, but since shit is on his side, Robert will keep it simple, thoughts and prayers and maybe he will admit that the issue is "complicated".

He will only talk about this being the Trumplings fault if some of the thought leaders he follows does so, like AOC and such, but non has done so because that is quite a leap to take, so most of the dems are just keeping quiet.

Moral grandstanding, display of empathy and talking true to power are conveniences of circumstances to Robert, not principles, and circumstances are not on Robert's side right now, so, hey, that Shang Chi movie is pretty neat huh? it has a dog with two butts!

Your point is informed, thought out, and will most likely turn out to be correct. I do wanna say that I do not think this is the last of the Kabul Kalamity and it will get worse. I imagine that people that Bob thirsts over continuously, like Greenwald and Amiee Therese, are speaking about this but Bob hasn't hounded them on this matter. Now that I think about it I can only think of this tweet and the one where that fucking street shitter tweeted "only advice - RUN". The silence will be quite deafening when a small town's worth of Americans are turned into either concubines or targets. I wonder what his replies will be like when that comes.

 

[bile demon]

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Mike Stoklasa?

Super Subhuman Bros. 3

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Tweeting an average of literally 100 times a day from his “basement apartment” with no sunlight while getting no exercise and living on PBR and Mountain Dew chicken has given him such a happy glow. This must be a very intelligent man who knows so much about achieving potential that he should have a say in how others live their lives, too!

 

[Adamska]

And maybe smile more.

He tried that; it's a fear grimace every time.