Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JJLiautaud]

Unironically using FARK in this time automatically makes you a retard. With that in mind, no wonder there's a horde of minibobs on it.

I unironically miss FARK Drew had a pretty good racket going leftwing user base with right wing moderators made the website far far far more hilarious then Drew had to replace the moderators in 2013ish(unsure the exact year) and then it became a proto-leddit and died as a result

 

[Boston Brand]

The weird thing is, people were right to call out Stewart as a dull actress back then. Sure, the hate she got was because of the Twilight shit, but unlike her co-star, she never really had a movie that showed how great of an actress she is, and while I'm not a thespian expert, every movie I saw her she always looked bored or flat.

Also, she is playing in a glossy Hollywood biopic (they are not gonna show Prince Charles sucking cock) of a tragic figure has achieved a cult devotion around her, unless Stewart is grossly miscast, or the movie has the shittiest script ever, it will be most certain that she will, at least, have a Oscar nod because of it.

So yeah.. Robert is only taking a "L" here because any dullard can say be wowed by a by the numbers hollywood biopic drama (like that terrible Queen movie), but also because the "L" also translates as a fedora tip, and you know Robert doesn't wast a chance to tip that fedora.

Nah, Kristen Stewart's still awful. Film Twitter tries to hype her up to own the "chuds", same reason all the feminists who bashed Twilight now defend it. Everything has to be political.

All the hype in the world can't inject Stewart with an ounce of screen presence. Even her so called "good movies" like Personal Shopper are bad. Anytime Hollywood tries to bump her up from the indies back to proper stardom, she shits the bed - see Charlies Angels, Underwater.

I expect this will be like that Jackie Kennedy movie that starred Natalie Portman a few years back - not even the Academy will remember it a week after it drops.

 

[Boston Brand]

About that cartoon-character fighting game that features April O'Neil, on whom Bobby saw "DOA physics":
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More cartoons. Bobby cares about what trends:
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Fresh food is not just too expensive for niggers; it reeks of Fascism (archive of The Christian Century article). Ditto for degrowth proposals.
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"Far-right insurrectionists".
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More Bad Things happening to Bad People:
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Lots of Chu-chu retweets. First, men are garbage, and it is up to nu-males like Bobby and Chu-chu to redeem manhood.
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Sex work is work; Marx says so or so I heard.
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Chu-chu thinks the media has a pro-Christian bias:
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Angel talks about therapists. Apparently psychotherapy only works for white cis people (whole Twitter thread.)
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Trigger Queen got too triggered to function:
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I gurantee no one would recognize her if she dyed her hair back to the original color, and ditch those problem glasses.

Please tell me someone in the comments cracked a joke about her being triggered?

 

[blablabla]

blobbo you dont pitch anything to anyone and your crapper isnt a writers room

 

[Smithfield Ham]

blobbo you dont pitch anything to anyone and your crapper isnt a writers room

He thinks writing down half-baked ideas of Twitter is "pitching." Like some movie executive is going to be browsing Twitter looking for spicy new screenplay ideas, see his stuff and shout "PRINT IT!" Even if that were how Hollywood (or anything else on earth) worked, his ideas are so, so terrible and go against all the very basic tenants of narrative structure -- and not in a "subversive" way, in a "people don't like stories like this because it would be hackneyed and unentertaining" way.

Do any of these people ever try replacing "Republicans" with "Jews" and seeing how they sound?
And Moviebob, and his followers, have the balls to ask us why we compare them to Nazis.

It's all the shame shit at the end of the day. They're all bigoted and hateful against people who are different and projection all their unhappiness and unfulfillment on them. Do you think any motherfucker still using Fark.com is getting pussy and making six figures?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Do any of these people ever try replacing "Republicans" with "Jews" and seeing how they sound?





And Moviebob, and his followers, have the balls to ask us why we compare them to Nazis.

You forget:

Like some movie executive is going to be browsing Twitter looking for spicy new screenplay ideas, see his stuff and shout "PRINT IT!"

Yes, because he assumes that since he can post on Rotten Tomatoes and use to work for different outlets, Hollywood knows who he is. To say otherwise is to say he is not special, and that's worse than calling a black man a nigger.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I unironically miss FARK Drew had a pretty good racket going leftwing user base with right wing moderators made the website far far far more hilarious then Drew had to replace the moderators in 2013ish(unsure the exact year) and then it became a proto-leddit and died as a result

I always did wishiat had better filters, though.

 

[Koby_Fish]

blobbo you dont pitch anything to anyone and your crapper isnt a writers room

so many tumblrites are getting hired by Netflix and Cartoon Network so Bob thinks that one day his time will come.

 

[Positron]

"Too much empathy for them is something they can and will weaponize against you" sounds like a Bobism.

Yet Bobby is only too willing to bestow empathy to people who would really threaten his life -- niggers and illegals.


No. No one is treating this as "a big thing" except clickbait journos. Stop living on Twitter.

Bobby is still under the fantasy that Nintendo is a benevolent organization set on maximizing the happiness in this world:


Cartoon. How Bobby thought he could improve Daria.




Chu-chu thinks Daddy issues are also Asian issues:

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Bobby falls for clickbait:


Ivermectin. Bobby is sure giving incel shut-ins a lot of political credit.





Bobbese translators, por favor?

Bobby is the Sweet Summer Child when it comes to Reality:


Bobby cannot believe that a school district refuses free food (archive of WP article)

I still don't understand why American school has to provide free food to students. This policy might make sense in the mountains of Guizhou, where kids have to work the fields or else they and their families would stave. But in the Home of The Whoppers?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Eleanor Roosevelt once wrote "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

Bob exemplifies that quote to a T. While Afghanistan is burning and the great ideas and principles of his "superior futurism democrat rule" are failing, he's out here calling people names, getting angry at random public figures and talking about how much he doesn't like specific people. He keeps going into threads where people are talking about important news and, for example, will bitch about how much he hates George Bush like it's fucking 2006. He really has a small, small mind.

 

[Toxinophile]

I still don't understand why American school has to provide free food to students. This policy might make sense in the mountains of Guizhou, where kids have to work the fields or else they and their families would stave. But in the Home of The Whoppers?

Like as you say it's to provide basic nutrition to low-income families that are unable to provide, and despite the vast wealth here in the US of A, there too will always be someone going hungry and living under the poverty line.

This article is simply another argument about public economics, whether free lunch is too much social welfare or not enough, I cannot and will not say.

What I will say, is that why Bob's mad this one school stopped free lunches is because he is a fat louse that loves big government and free food.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Don't mind me. Just doing my weekly check in to see if Blob is still the same miserable and hateful fuck he always has been.

Can confirm. He is indeed still an awful human being and still one of the worst lolcows on this site.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Don't mind me. Just doing my weekly check in to see if Blob is still the same miserable and hateful fuck he always has been.

Can confirm. He is indeed still an awful human being and still one of the worst lolcows on this site.

Bob will never change because he is incapable of introspection, thus he will never realize that he is the main source of his misery.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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One thing I'm appreciating about this ongoing stalking of Glenn Greenwald is how Glenn will reply to and argue with just about anybody on Twitter, especially randoms just insulting him, but totally just ignores Robert who hops onto the bottom of every thread like a jilted never-been-a-lover. There's no way Greenwald isn't seeing this garbage, since he doesn't block and Robert has that blue check, but he's purposely ignoring it rather than elevate Robert any with a reply. Any other blue check replies and Glenn almost always will give it a reply.

Just look at who Glenn is willing to reply to and argue with for hours, but decidedly NOT Robert who is in every single thread: https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/with_replies

 

[Red Hood]

Bob will never change because he is incapable of introspection, thus he will never realize that he is the main source of his misery.

I think introspection for Bob would cause him to go mad. To find out that he is not special, is not smart, nor well liked, nor respected by his peers, would destroy him.

 

[JayHarrison]

Did you know your votes count for 3x (some says 27x) if you are an Evangelical?
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Yeah... no. Flawed as teh Electoral College is (I don't like the winner-take-all format 48 states and D.C. use), I'd rather have a Wyoming voter have more power than I do here in California. CA's literally got too much national political leverage as it is.

Jabs and Jobs.
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Lets see... Is it worth losing $200 to take a vaccine that could potentially send me to the hospital that provides no immunity against COVID-19?

[Jeopardy! think music]

Nope. Nice knowin' ya, Delta!

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Holdover from yesterday's comparison between obesity and covid.
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Funny. That's the exact reason I like shitting on Moviebob... except I do not because Moviebob is hilariously stupid; I do it because Moviebob is insultingly stupid.

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Fresh food is not just too expensive for niggers; it reeks of Fascism (archive of The Christian Century article). Ditto for degrowth proposals.
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Guess what: Moviebob is not a sincere, well-intentioned "person", nor has he ever been.

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Hm. Did anyone get "potentially libelous comment" on their Moviebob Bingo cards?

And, for the record, no matter where Gelnn Greenwald lies on the alignment table, Moviebob permanently resides in the corner labelled Chaotic Evil.

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More Bad Things happening to Bad People:
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Oof. I can imagine plagiariz... er, paraphrasing this particular tweet if any of Moviebob's videos should be taken down and/or demontized for questionable reasons. "YouTube's content moderation IS terrible, so chances are they're in the wrong here. Then again, Moviebob is a TERRIBLE person, so..."

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Ivermectin. Bobby is sure giving incel shut-ins a lot of political credit.
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Once again, Moviebob perfectly describes himself without being aware of it. Bob represents everything that's wrong with American politics (and/or represents the absolute worst of it), he perpetually whines on Twitter (which is a massive online forum), and he is a weird creature who also happens to be a rampant misogynist.

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Translated from Bob's native Dumbfuckistani tongue into English: "There's a difference when George W. Bush and Barack Obama execute the same actions: Under Bush, Jr., these acts constituted a war crime; under Barack Obama, these acts are justified because they lead me to my haad-earned superiaa fyuuchaa."

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Bobbese translators, por favor?

Damned if I know. This is one of those Dumbfukese statements that not even I can comprehent.

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Bobby is the Sweet Summer Child when it comes to Reality:
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I don't think the worst schools in America can be determined by their students' ethnicity. The worst schools in America are usually the ones that have the loosest requirements for tenure benefits among teachers' unions.

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Eleanor Roosevelt once wrote "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

Bob exemplifies that quote to a T. While Afghanistan is burning and the great ideas and principles of his "superior futurism democrat rule" are failing, he's out here calling people names, getting angry at random public figures and talking about how much he doesn't like specific people. He keeps going into threads where people are talking about important news and, for example, will bitch about how much he hates George Bush like it's fucking 2006. He really has a small, small mind.

Given Eleanor Roosevelt's statement, that would actually render Moviebob as a great American mind because Moviebob is a man of ideas. Sure, Bob's ideas involve tactics that include violence and biological warfare against his political opponents, despotic Democrat-controlled tyrannies, mechanizing people into eternal unemployment, government-mandated populace relocation, perpetual government surveillance, giving foreign nationals more rights and freedoms that legal U.S. citizens, the total destruction of America's democracy-based voting procedures, and other policies that would send America into a future that looks like the Civil War Confederacy under Nazi governance. No matter how nightmarishly misanthropic those ideas are, they are ideas, nonetheless.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> it's amazing how every single thing that's gone wrong in American politics has started with weird misogynists whining on web forums.

Is Bob talking about what I think he's talking about? Because if he is, then, welcome to Kiwi Farms. We are the Moviebob Revolution.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bobby is the Sweet Summer Child when it comes to Reality:
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There is an elite high school in California that recently waived its competitive admissions requirements in favor of more diversity, particularly of the wetback and nigger variety. My prediction is that the high school won't be so elite in a few years. And nobody, least of all Bob, will be able to tell me what happened.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yet Bobby is only too willing to bestow empathy to people who would really threaten his life -- niggers and illegals.

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No. No one is treating this as "a big thing" except clickbait journos. Stop living on Twitter.

Bobby is still under the fantasy that Nintendo is a benevolent organization set on maximizing the happiness in this world:
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Cartoon. How Bobby thought he could improve Daria.
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Chu-chu thinks Daddy issues are also Asian issues:
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Bobby falls for clickbait:
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Ivermectin. Bobby is sure giving incel shut-ins a lot of political credit.
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Bobbese translators, por favor?

Bobby is the Sweet Summer Child when it comes to Reality:
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Bobby cannot believe that a school district refuses free food (archive of WP article)
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I still don't understand why American school has to provide free food to students. This policy might make sense in the mountains of Guizhou, where kids have to work the fields or else they and their families would stave. But in the Home of The Whoppers?

The Dumbfuckese comment about "our guy" was clearly in reference to Bad Orange Man (Drumpf) and drumpf supporters bragging how Orange Man woulda done it better. It's a clear attempt to paint Hannity/Fox News as hypocritical, though come on man, Hannity is but one individual on FOX NEWS, maybe someone else on the network had a different opinion than him? Or they got new information in that one hour that changed what they had to say about it, which, is normal for any news/commentary, even CNN. Though, Bob should be careful who he's insulting about doing stairs, given that one Biden trip up the airplane stairs that went fucking viral, so yeah, stones and glass houses and all that.

In regards to Fresh Food(tm) and how it's raycisss, well, Bob, tell us what we're supposed to expect when high crime and allowing periodic riots/looting (BLM is neither the first nor the last of these cycles), and on top of that ridiculously stupid Democrat policies (like "No Big Box Stores") which force businesses such as proper grocery stores out of the inner cities?! And then they wanna complain about "food deserts" because the only stores that can survive are little corner bodegas that charge three times as much as a grocery store because they HAVE to and simply don't have the infrastructure for massive storage of fresh anything? It's like these idiots don't live in the real world.

 

[Adamska]

One thing I'm appreciating about this ongoing stalking of Glenn Greenwald is how Glenn will reply to and argue with just about anybody on Twitter, especially randoms just insulting him, but totally just ignores Robert who hops onto the bottom of every thread like a jilted never-been-a-lover. There's no way Greenwald isn't seeing this garbage, since he doesn't block and Robert has that blue check, but he's purposely ignoring it rather than elevate Robert any with a reply. Any other blue check replies and Glenn almost always will give it a reply.

Just look at who Glenn is willing to reply to and argue with for hours, but decidedly NOT Robert who is in every single thread: https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/with_replies

Well yeah; most people think it's a dick move to beat up or argue with people with special needs, and it's very obvious Bob is a slow in the mind.