Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Renoucing your Democrat affiliation is a sign of mental derangement.
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One fact that's used to put down a lot of would-be filmmakers is that Orson Welles was directing Citizen Kane when he was only 26. What people ignore is that 1., the filmmaking industry was young at the time, allowing more people in on the ground floor, 2., Welles had actual talent and knowledge of filmmaking and storytelling, and 3., Welles was lucky enough to work with a cast and crew capable of bringing his vision to life.

Ironically, if Bob had stuck with YouTube, taken the time to learn about the platform and built up connections, he could've been huge (I mean as an internet celebrity, not his sagging gut.) He was in on the ground floor, and he could've beaten the likes of TotalBiscuit and LazyGameReviews if he had stuck with it, learned about the platform, and focused on his brand instead of pointless internet slapfights. He had the opportunity, and he pissed it away.
Yeah but you don't have to be Orson Welles. Sam Raimi made the Evil Dead when he was 22, pretty much with just a camera and some friends. It doesn't have to be great, it just has to be done.

Nowadays there's just less excuse than ever since if you have a phone, you have access to better filming equipment than Welles or Raimi did when they started. YouTube provides a ready distribution and you can find indie films all over.
But that's not what Bob wants to make because that's beneath him. Sure he's mentioned wanting to start with small schlocky projects and moving up, but he wants those movies to have names that will make him a million dollars.

And he doesn't have the drive to finish a first draft, which would likely be the only one. Second drafts are for idiots who can't get it right the first time.
Exactly this. Bob had an opportunity.

Thing is, to create a story I believe a creator has to essentially "get over themselves" to do it. It's very embarrassing to play pretend as a grown adult, and any story can seem silly and trite. Bob is so filled with pride and "artistic" expression, I fully believe he could never actually create art because he would be constantly insisting that it be "GREAT" on the first draft and "MEAN SOMETHING" right away. Any attempt he makes to write, his critic brain kicks in and starts sabotaging it right away and pestering him about "THEMES" and all those other art words he loves to spew in his videos.
 
Renoucing your Democrat affiliation is a sign of mental derangement.

Sometimes this guy pisses me off more than Blobert himself, at least Blobert indulges in his manchild fantasies while having nobody to look out for, no kids, no anything, while this guy has a family and doesn't pull half the fucking weight he is supposed to.

In fairness, is that kind internet sketch comedy even a thing anymore? I mean outside of dinosaurs like Linkara?
There is always room for entertainment on the internet, trends come and go but there is always a public for almost anything that is actually good!
 
Renoucing your Democrat affiliation is a sign of mental derangement.
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I notice a pattern with people like Bob, Chris, and your now-typical Democrat voter. They claim to be feminist, but are only friendly when they want something otherwise they turn into the nastiest piece of misogynist shit. It is certainly true up here in Canada where "feminist" Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has a history of treating women, especially women of color, extremely badly when they don't give him what he wants. Former MP Celina Caesar-Chavannes (a black woman) has been on record for telling that Trudeau yelled at her after she informed him that she wasn't running for reelection, and she has stated that she is voting Conservative this election because of his behavior. Similarly, former Minister of Justice, Jody Wilson-Reybould (an indigenous woman) released a book where she revealed that he got aggressive when she resisted his manipulations to give SNC-Lavalin a deferred prosecution.

Chris's concern trolling of Rose McGowan is very much the same kind of behavior.
 
So the Met Gala is on tonight! Many rich people are attending, and spouting reliably hypocritical platitudes like "tax the rich" (Bobby's waifu Alexandria Occasio-Cortez wore a dress emblazoned with that slogan. Said dress was compared unfavorably to a Chick-Fil-A bag.) Additionally, not a mask is to be seen at the event. How hard will Bob suck their collective dicks?
I notice a pattern with people like Bob, Chris, and your now-typical Democrat voter. They claim to be feminist, but are only friendly when they want something otherwise they turn into the nastiest piece of misogynist shit. It is certainly true up here in Canada where "feminist" Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has a history of treating women, especially women of color, extremely badly when they don't give him what he wants. Former MP Celina Caesar-Chavannes (a black woman) has been on record for telling that Trudeau yelled at her after she informed him that she wasn't running for reelection, and she has stated that she is voting Conservative this election because of his behavior. Similarly, former Minister of Justice, Jody Wilson-Reybould (an indigenous woman) released a book where she revealed that he got aggressive when she resisted his manipulations to give SNC-Lavalin a deferred prosecution.

Chris's concern trolling of Rose McGowan is very much the same kind of behavior.
Men claiming femenism more often than not are covering their hideous misogyny. It's similar with trans "women" who treat real women horribly.
 
Everyone knows that good Hollywood people vote democrat, donate to charity, and say we judge Roman Polanski too harshly for drugging and raping preteens in all their holes.
Not only that, but good, Democrat-voting Hollywood bigwigs also combat Climate Change™ by flying private jets overseas and driving gas-guzzling Humvees, aid in drought relief by watering their acre-sized front and back lawns every four hours, and welcoming immigrants into the country while never providing them residence within their vast mansions' numerous bedrooms.
 
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Either Robert is stupid or he is being obtuse, because what does it matter if people are talking about "eat the rich" if all the this talk sparks is a discussion about AOC's dress or how stupid this "Eat the rich" has become a brand for rich people to pose with, as it was the "talk" around that hasan Piker retard last week or so.

This shit ain't gonna spark some serious national dialogue about tax reform, and this crutch of "oh, al least gets people talking" makes excuses for oportunists to pose as people's advocates, figthing the good fight for the little guy without actually doing anything, because to put work on it is hard and doesn't get you a lot of ass kisses from the press.

And that is the problem with the whole fucking political theather, it cheapens whatever cause they are supposed champion it, and it weakens whatever message it once had, because now it is engrained as play, a joke in the public's eye.

The whole eat the rich was always a edge lord shitty joke, fucking twitter politic bullshit, however, if the idea was really to get people talking about tax reform, congratulations, because now tax reform is about AOC using a expensive dress at a rich people gala.

Whatever genuine and earnest grass roots movement for tax reform is now hijacked by AOC and her dress, and dolts like Robert will still be kissing that ass.
 
More about eradicating the GOP through a "domestic war on terror":
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About Rose McGowan's support of Larry Elder:
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TeamImpossible lists McGowan's crimes against humanity:
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Covid. CBS is blatantly spreading fake news. People did not laugh; they groaned and told the boy to shut up when he blamed the death of his grandmother on "someone who wasn't wearing a mask".
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Indeed the "Karen", who sole crimes are holding a sign, smirking, shaking her head, and chewing gum, has been identified by the liberal mob. I worry about her more than the boy.

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The bulk of this update is about the Met Gala and all the rich and infamous who went and, in one case, didn't go.

AOC went to the Met Gala for grandstanding. Bobby congratulates her for another publicity stunt well done.
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Seth and Bhending are missing the point. People are not criticizing AOC for not doing things; they feel betrayed because she do things that contradict her own political persona.

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No, AOC's outfit is not "iconic"; Vivienne Westwood has been pulling such stunts since the 1970s. I can't decipher Bobby's orgasmic groans.

Another ho uses the Met Gala as a grandstanding opportunity -- this one is an obsolete antivaxer, unfortunately she is the kind that Bobby only dares to wish death on cryptically.
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Lil Gay Ass's outfits provoked Bobby's violent instinct:
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One of these "men" is not like the others, and she singlehandedly pulled down the group average.
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Given his "Science Numbah Won!" mindset, it is not surprising that Bobby is impatient with the "natural good, artificial bad" crowd. While I share his sentiment I don't endorse his argument.
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Bobby seems to reason that "if a molecule is allowed to exist, even if it is made in a lab, then the molecule is 'natural' (as opposed to, I dunno, supernatural?) ". This is a bad-faith misreading of the rubric of the argument.

And it turns out that Celestine has oodles of Believer ideas. So Bobby tears her up with gusto.
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What is a "rethug"?

Bobby has an endearing knack of lighting up serious social issues by referring to cartoons:
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CINEMA IS SAVED!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!! ALL HAIL THE RAT!!!!!
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"Cinemas are an equalizing force". This must be the most psychedelic lab-grown copium ever. And why does Bobby hate Amazon so much?

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Look! A race-swapped Wolverine!

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Star Wars:
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Creep:
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Bobby found another woman to call colleague:
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Salivating over two gay men:
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Chink fever:
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The Chun-Li isn't bad but I'm not "fascinated" by the monkey at all.
 
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More about eradicating the GOP through a "domestic war on terror":
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Glenn Greenwald: Liberals Cheered George [W.] Bush's 9/11 Speech Because They Want a Domestic War on Terror.
As would I, but I want to ask which high-profile terror group needs to be cracked down first. Should it be Antifa? Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter? The Democratic Party?

About Rose McGowan's support of Larry Elder:
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Moviebob, flip-flopper extraordinaire: I don't care about political opposition...
Bob's lenghty Twitter history disputes his current claim.

Twitter user Alex S.: ...at the end of the day, [Rose McGowan] opposing us politically is far more dangerous than anything else. She wont [sic] survive this, nobody should be able to.
I dunno. Gina Carino's still got some popularity.

[points to Moviebob's avatar]
(False intellectual.)

TeamImpossible lists McGowan's crimes against humanity:
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Twitter user sonsofjimcrow: [Rose McGowan] was in a movie with convicted Victor Salva [...] she does not care about victims of sexual assault...

Moviebob, defender of James Gunn's questionable behavior: Victims cannot be required to be perfect deserve justice.
As per Moviebob's standards, they either have to be Democrats or used as the Democrats' pawns to go after other parties.



Covid. CBS is blatantly spreading fake news. People did not laugh; they groaned and told him to shut up when he blamed the death of his grandmother on "someone who wasn't wearing a mask".
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Indeed the "Karen", who sole crimes are holding a sign, smirking, shaking her head, and chewing gum, has been identified by the liberal mob. I worry about her more than the boy.
As should we all.



Moviebob and Führer Hillary are two of a kind: They both blame others for their own failings.



Given his "Science Numbah Won!" mindset, it is not surprising that Bobby is impatient with the "natural good, artificial bad" crowd. While I share his sentiment I don't endorse his argument.
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Bobby seems to reason that "if a molecule is allowed to exist, even if it is made in a lab, then the molecule is 'natural' (as opposed to, I dunno, supernatural?)". This is a bad-faith misreading of the rubric of the argument.
Yet, Moviebob considers fetal molecules that have taken a humanoid shape to be nothing more than meaningless cells. Ironic.



And it turns out that Celestine has oodles of Believer ideas. So Bobby tears her up with gusto.
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What is a "rethug"?
It's short for Rethuglicans.



CINEMA IS SAVED!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
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"Cinemas are an equalizing force". This must be the most psychedelic lab-grown copium ever. And why does Bobby hate Amazon so much?
I haven't been to a movie theater in years, and my interest in going to movie theaters is hovering just above zero. While I do miss the thetrical big-screen experience, I'd rather be streaming because the benefits are nice: Not having to wait in unpleasant weather to buy a ticket; being able to pause the film when nature calls; being able to adjust the volume from becoming too loud; affordable snacks and beverages...



Uh... no.
 
More about eradicating the GOP through a "domestic war on terror":
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About Rose McGowan's support of Larry Elder:
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TeamImpossible lists McGowan's crimes against humanity:
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Covid. CBS is blatantly spreading fake news. People did not laugh; they groaned and told the boy to shut up when he blamed the death of his grandmother on "someone who wasn't wearing a mask".
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Indeed the "Karen", who sole crimes are holding a sign, smirking, shaking her head, and chewing gum, has been identified by the liberal mob. I worry about her more than the boy.

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The bulk of this update is about the Met Gala and all the rich and infamous who went and, in one case, didn't go.

AOC went to the Met Gala for grandstanding. Bobby congratulates her for another publicity stunt well done.
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Seth and Bhending are missing the point. People are not criticizing AOC for not doing things; they feel betrayed because she do things that contradict her own political persona.

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No, AOC's outfit is not "iconic"; Vivienne Westwood has been pulling such stunts since the 1970s. I can't decipher Bobby's orgasmic groans.

Another ho uses the Met Gala as a grandstanding opportunity -- this one is an obsolete antivaxer, unfortunately she is the kind that Bobby only dares to wish death on cryptically.
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Lil Gay Ass's outfits provoked Bobby's violent instinct:
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One of these "men" is not like the others, and she singlehandedly pulled down the group average.
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Given his "Science Numbah Won!" mindset, it is not surprising that Bobby is impatient with the "natural good, artificial bad" crowd. While I share his sentiment I don't endorse his argument.
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Bobby seems to reason that "if a molecule is allowed to exist, even if it is made in a lab, then the molecule is 'natural' (as opposed to, I dunno, supernatural?) ". This is a bad-faith misreading of the rubric of the argument.

And it turns out that Celestine has oodles of Believer ideas. So Bobby tears her up with gusto.
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What is a "rethug"?

Bobby has an endearing knack of lighting up serious social issues by referring to cartoons:
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CINEMA IS SAVED!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!! ALL HAIL THE RAT!!!!!
(Article)
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"Cinemas are an equalizing force". This must be the most psychedelic lab-grown copium ever. And why does Bobby hate Amazon so much?

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Look! A race-swapped Wolverine!

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Star Wars:
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Creep:
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Bobby found another woman to call colleague:
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Salivating over two gay men:
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Chink fever:
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The Chun-Li isn't bad but I'm not "fascinated" by the monkey at all.
HOLY HELL, I swear to GOD that Marvel Comics ripped off Vress Shark (from Korea) to come up with "Jeff". Vress is WAY cuter and also there are toys of it.
 
"Eat the rich" has become a brand for rich people to pose with
Capitalism ensures that everything is on sale; even anti-Capitalism can be had for the right price.

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Politics is a branding exercise and AOC secures her brand name. Who cares about poor people? Who cares about social reform?

The True Believers continue to believe AOC's sexual assault story:
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"(AOC) is still in the fight and still stayed on brand". So let's hear her WWE* entry song again shall we?
(*Washington Women Elect)

All people's focus is on that stupid dress that they missed another angle:
not a mask is to be seen at the event.
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Did a Google search on this. Found no evidence on it. I'm betting Bob is just having another fever dream.

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Is that a parody account? It barely sounds any different from how Bob normally speaks.

No, AOC's outfit is not "iconic"; Vivienne Westwood has been pulling such stunts since the 1970s. I can't decipher Bobby's orgasmic groans.
Look at the "blank" area of AOC's dress and how the points of the letters are arranged.

Bob is making an overly-obtuse joke about how the dress is arranged to highlight AOC's ass.
What is a "rethug"?
This was common YEARS ago in the web of old. The left loved to rebrand things.
Republican.
Rethuglican.
Rethug.

TeamImp is not just a sperg, but must be an old sperg.
 
Look at the "blank" area of AOC's dress and how the points of the letters are arranged.

Bob is making an overly-obtuse joke about how the dress is arranged to highlight AOC's ass.
Cultural studies are right about the "male gaze"...
(Now excuse me when I weep alone in silence for my emasculation. Why are you gibbering about fashion history when you should be paying attention with your dick Positron?)
 
All of this is so cringe. Bob has always seemed like an incredibly unlikeable super nerd ever since I first saw him on screwattack but it's honestly crazy how consistently shitty his thoughts are whenever I check back on him. His entire existence has now seemed to be reduced to being one of millions of ideologues on twitter. Hopefully he will stay there till the end of time getting soft blocked by hot dog girl and getting laughed at by the people who are supposed to be on his side.
 
That's going right up his ass in an attempt to own us and he's gonna force Sara to be a witness.

Also I'm pretty sure that Rose is literally not a victim of Harvey. She refused to put out and that's why she disappeared. I guess if she continued to whore herself out for roles, like almost every other actress, she wouldn't be a victim? Maybe I need a superior brother to explain it to my tard rage brain so I can stop punching walls.
 
That's going right up his ass in an attempt to own us and he's gonna force Sara to be a witness.

Also I'm pretty sure that Rose is literally not a victim of Harvey. She refused to put out and that's why she disappeared. I guess if she continued to whore herself out for roles, like almost every other actress, she wouldn't be a victim? Maybe I need a superior brother to explain it to my tard rage brain so I can stop punching walls.
Rose McGowan is a legitimately crazy woman. Always has been.

Crazy women get victimized, sure. But they also leave a wake of victimized bodies behind them. I'm not sure society really needs to tally the victim/villain ratio for crazy people and declare the true martyr in every one of their exhaustive lunatic run-ins.
 
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