Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

Fuck you, Bob. Just by a quick visual glance, they have a better immediate claim to being people than your mongoloid-looking ass does.

Adoption of children is a noble thing until the wrong person advocates and practices it.

Bob, I was raised Catholic too. And judging by both how you treat it here and by how you generally treat everyone else, you absorbed absolutely nothing from its teachings or doctrines. I guess you consider it a dumb cult because it doesn't allow you to look down and spit upon vast swathes of humanity because of their jobs, ethnicity, or taste in movies. Nah, I guess for Bob, a legitimate religion would allow him to feel and act superior over all others like the pathetic fat bitch he is.

While we are on Amazon, people are unhappy about the 'Factory Towns' that Amazon threatens to build (Archive of Bloomberg article). Any doubt about the sheer benevolence of Amazon will predictably send Bobby into a gibbering mess:

Tell me - were there people like Bobby back in the gilded age of the Robber Barons? People who had no connection to or benefit from stuff like company towns or scrip, but would publicly proclaim that they were a good?

Marxists should be considered Hostis humani generis.

Denis Villeneuve disrespects MCU. We've already seen Chris's reaction.

Nothing sends the consoomer into tard rage faster than suggesting the MCU isn't the pinnacle of modern art.

You lost all claims to be "artistic" if your boss also sells toys of your film:

WB and the marketing whores may pump out cheap shit for consoomers to CONSOOM, but it doesn't change the fact that Dune as a concept and as film made by someone like Villeneuve ultimately has more artistic integrity to it than your average MCU popcorn flick.

Of course, Bobby wishes Dune, and by extension Warner Bros, to fail. WB traumatized Bobby with Synder's Cut, so it is just called 'evening the score' -- justice, some might say.

Exactly.

Cope and seethe, fat boy. DC has found success, and has found that there is an audience that wants something other than the MCU copy-paste formula. If you were anywhere near the thinking media critic you've deluded yourself into thinking you are, you'd have an active interest in what other studios are doing and exploring how that might succeed, rather than passive-aggressively dismissing them in a barely concealed effort to continue rah-rah cheerleading for Disney.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yes, the "establishment" is made up of social conservatives. Which is why mask mandates, Roe v. Wade, Obergefell v. Hodges and the seperation of church and state are still a thing despite the fact that social conservatives oppose them. This totally makes sense and isn't the equivalent of saying "I know you are, but what am I?".

The reason people find the phrase "plague rats" offensive is because it's incredibly similar to a slogan Nazi Germany used in the Generalgouvernment during the Holocaust:

The poster says "Jews are lice; they carry typhus".

If politicians appeal to religious communities, they risk losing the vote of one Arthur Chu.

No, religious people aren't going extinct. I live in an area of London that's split between (mainly white) atheists and (mainly black and Pakistani) Christians and Muslims. Christian families tend to have three or more kids, and the same goes for Muslims. Atheists tend to use contraception or, at most, only have two kids. Atheism, like Albigensianism, will die off because it discourages having children.

If the ruling class is promoting a person, that person probably isn't a revolutionary activist who wants to take down the system.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

One, anyone who wants Arthur Chu on their side is a fucking moron.
Two, anyone who thinks religion is dying out is out of their mind. It has survived millennia, state sponsored repression, and the growth of post world war nihilism and secularism. Even loads of people when surveyed most people who have fallen away from their faith go from religion to a vague mushy "spiritual".

 

[Flexo]

It is amazing to me how these people just cannot believe that anybody could disagree with them and still remain a nice or polite person.


Oh shit up, sperg. ACB has done more to materially improve the actual life of an actual minority person more than your constant shouting of "nazi" on Twitter every day.

Why don't you demonstrate how many warm meals and soft beds you've provided to black people?


That's not what the demographic data shows...

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Sorry for the last post, life’s been kicking my ass this week.

If you have to be GIVEN hero status, then you aren't a hero.


Bob waits for the day he's given his powerful robo-suit, he waits for the day a politician will notice his hot takes and promote him to some important status, he waits for the day a cute feminist senpai will give him a pee-pee touch.
He sits in his basement waiting on his time to shine, and grows increasingly more angry the longer it takes to come about.

Exactly.

Heroes don’t sit on their butts waiting for things to happen. They act before they do or tried to intervene when they see it happening.

Honestly, people who wait for things to happen are the biggest losers.

I never understood why losers like Bob wait for things to get better.

The problem is that real life often isn't kind to heroes, just ask Stilicho or Aetius where their heroics got them in the end.

Agreed.

Real heroes don’t always get happy endings. A lot of good people have died for their heroics.

Too bad they don’t get the recognition they deserve.

 

[Red Hood]

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Oh shit up, sperg. ACB has done more to materially improve the actual life of an actual minority person more than your constant shouting of "nazi" on Twitter every day.

Why don't you demonstrate how many warm meals and soft beds you've provided to black people?

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That's not what the demographic data shows...

What's darkly funny is that calling everyone a Nazi makes it easier for actual nazis- people that support Hitler's ideas as opposed to those who might have the slightest reservations about going full USSR- to slip by unnoticed. The term is weakened. These people are unironically, legitimately helping REAL nazis by calling everyone a nazi.

 

[Meat Target]

What's darkly funny is that calling everyone a Nazi makes it easier for actual nazis- people that support Hitler's ideas as opposed to those who might have the slightest reservations about going full USSR- to slip by unnoticed. The term is weakened. These people are unironically, legitimately helping REAL nazis by calling everyone a nazi.

In the same way, false rape accusations and hate crime hoaxes hurt the actual victims of rape and hate crimes.

 

[Red Hood]

In the same way, false rape accusations and hate crime hoaxes hurt the actual victims of rape and hate crimes.

These people don't care, since they're self-centered and only care about making themselves feel better.

They have that need because they're otherwise unfulfilled- no accomplishments in work or creativity, no family of their own, no children, no God but the gods of consumption. They have empty voids to fill and they fill it by deameaning others.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Last week a bunch of liberal activists staged a protest in a Chasidic area of Brooklyn, wearing t-shirts that read “STOP HAVING KIDS.” Imagine the ballistic performance Bob and his ilk would have staged if they’d done the same thing in, say, Bushwick or a black housing project. Now consider the fact that they had sweet FA to say about this and it probably didn’t even cross their radar. Bob has some fucking nerve throwing the other N-word around. I’m glad Orthodox Jews are breeding at 20x the rate of the MovieBobs of the world (or at least the MovieBob brethren who can get laid, which the actual MovieBob can’t).

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

White trash bitches about White trash
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"down to a ONE State"
The herald of the Superior Future, everyone!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob, who has gone on record to vocally dismiss anyone with an anime avatar, knows how this one anime I have barely heard of is the absolute tits.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1438971291290247175

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Younger (let's say 18-under) A…

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the youtube video HE linked

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Chris's favorite spooky troon speaks out how he's keeping Salem safe

https://twitter.com/salemhorrorfest/status/1438901411048271882

Salem Horror Fest on Twitter: "“We’ll do whatever it takes to keep ou…

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Spoiler: the man who thinks that looks gorgeous

Really only including this because the video has actual audio of spooky tranny

Such a beautiful woman

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Bob, who has gone on record to vocally dismiss anyone with an anime avatar, knows how this one anime I have barely heard of is the absolute tits.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1438971291290247175

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Younger (let's say 18-under) A…

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My god, he’s a creep.

Why do I get the feeling the only anime Bob watches are ones with teenagers, high schools and yuri(lesbians)?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

When is Bob going to finally troon out and become the lesbian he wants to see in the world?

 

[UserAccess]

Bob, who has gone on record to vocally dismiss anyone with an anime avatar, knows how this one anime I have barely heard of is the absolute tits.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1438971291290247175

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Younger (let's say 18-under) A…

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Okay, I can sperg about this one for a minute. I mean:

That's one of a few production cels I own from the series. That's some real weeb shit and my sperg evidence. I think the DiMaggio autograph with the certificate next door is cooler. That was a gift, though.

People know about this series for one of two reasons. The first was Joe Bob Briggs' absolutely stellar review from 1992. My favorite excerpt from the review is his summary:

For "Project A-ko," those drive-in totals are:
Twenty-one dead bodies.
Two breasts.
Space explosion.
Giant robots turned into scrap metal with a pubescent girl's bare hands.
Giant robot dragster driven by a fat girl.
Five monsters the size of office buildings turned into fireballs.
Leather bikini martial arts.
Wrist missiles.
Sky spiders.
Kung Fu.
Robot Fu.
Dirty laundry Fu.
She-male samurai Fu.
Drive-In Academy Award nomination for Katuhiko Nishijima, the director, for making absolutely no sense.
My kind of cartoon.
Four stars.
Joe Bob says check it out.

The second reason, which applies to most people familiar with it, is that the Sci Fi Channel (before the SYFY change) showed anime every Saturday morning. Akira, 8Man After, Demon City Shinjuku, Dominion Tank Police, Lensman, Roujin Z, Robot Carnival - there was a solid list of heavy hitters in that roster.

It takes a real fucking poseur to point at some shit that was on basic cable and act like he's somehow "in the know." Half the nerds in my high school were aware of it. Girls, even. You're a real cinephile because your parents bought the cable package that went all the way to channel 80.

 

[Meat Target]

Bob, who has gone on record to vocally dismiss anyone with an anime avatar

Well, up yours too, Blob.

 

[JayHarrison]

...real life often isn't kind to heroes, just ask Stilicho or Aetius where their heroics got them in the end. The good thing about Bob's weakness is that he's not going to try to be the hero of his own tale, such is the nature of his gibs mentality.

Agreed.

Real heroes don’t always get happy endings. A lot of good people have died for their heroics.

Too bad they don’t get the recognition they deserve.

You'd think Moviebob, thinker™ that he is, would undertand that. To use a pop-culture reference, just look at once of the last scenes from 1996's Independence Day (a movie Bob loves): As he flies a plane to stave off a hostile alien horde, Russell Casse (Randy Quaid's character) attempts to fire his last missile into the core of an alien mothership. The missile fails to launch because it's jammed, thus triggering Casse's snap decision to go kamikaze against the mother ship. ("In the words of my generation: 'UP YOURS!'" That line always makes me smile.)

 

[Adamska]

Okay, I can sperg about this one for a minute. I mean:
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That's one of a few production cels I own from the series. That's some real weeb shit and my sperg evidence. I think the DiMaggio autograph with the certificate next door is cooler. That was a gift, though.

People know about this series for one of two reasons. The first was Joe Bob Briggs' absolutely stellar review from 1992. My favorite excerpt from the review is his summary:

For "Project A-ko," those drive-in totals are:
Twenty-one dead bodies.
Two breasts.
Space explosion.
Giant robots turned into scrap metal with a pubescent girl's bare hands.
Giant robot dragster driven by a fat girl.
Five monsters the size of office buildings turned into fireballs.
Leather bikini martial arts.
Wrist missiles.
Sky spiders.
Kung Fu.
Robot Fu.
Dirty laundry Fu.
She-male samurai Fu.
Drive-In Academy Award nomination for Katuhiko Nishijima, the director, for making absolutely no sense.
My kind of cartoon.
Four stars.
Joe Bob says check it out.

The second reason, which applies to most people familiar with it, is that the Sci Fi Channel (before the SYFY change) showed anime every Saturday morning. Akira, 8Man After, Demon City Shinjuku, Dominion Tank Police, Lensman, Roujin Z, Robot Carnival - there was a solid list of heavy hitters in that roster.

It takes a real fucking poseur to point at some shit that was on basic cable and act like he's somehow "in the know." Half the nerds in my high school were aware of it. Girls, even. You're a real cinephile because your parents bought the cable package that went all the way to channel 80.

You say that he got it from Sci Fi, and that's likely true. But I'd also not be surprised if Bob just learned the hentai doujinshis he spanked to was based on some sort of foreign cartoon that he then googled to pretend he has culture.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

When is Bob going to finally troon out and become the lesbian he wants to see in the world?

Honestly I think Bob is too in love with himself to ever humor trooning out. It'd be like admitting something was wrong with him

The second reason, which applies to most people familiar with it, is that the Sci Fi Channel (before the SYFY change) showed anime every Saturday morning. Akira, 8Man After, Demon City Shinjuku, Dominion Tank Police, Lensman, Roujin Z, Robot Carnival - there was a solid list of heavy hitters in that roster.

That brings back memories.

Okay, I can sperg about this one for a minute. I mean:

That's one of a few production cels I own from the series. That's some real weeb shit and my sperg evidence. I think the DiMaggio autograph with the certificate next door is cooler. That was a gift, though.

That's legit cool.

She-male samurai Fu.

Oop. Found the real reason Bob likes this.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob could only have picked less hard hitting anime if he went with Pokemon and Yugioh.

 

[EnemyStand]

This Project A-Ko thing only fucking proves Bob is a poser of the highest order. Unless you're a hardcore anime nerd (which I'm not despite my screen name and avatar, anime is just less insufferable than American programming ATM) you wouldn't have heard of it, but it's an anime neckbeard sacred cow. So Bob goes to a fucking anime Reddit or watched a few episodes of Super Eyepatch Wolf/Mother's Basement, and happens upon this thing that he can post to prove anime is one of the many pop culture zeitgeists he's an expert in. Of course, as he devours another Yellow-Green and stares at the curtain wondering why it's blue, he thinks posting a link and a short blurb outs him as an anime neckbeard. Of course of course, since he actually says nothing of substance about the show (not even sexy high schoolers and giant robots, FUCK YEAH) other than "Hah, trust me, I'm a greybeard, I'm going to educate you newfags" it proves he never watched the fucking show.