Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

He's got that whole Ron Jeremy look going on.
Seems intentional.

 

[Japanese Jesus]

Seems like Danny Trejo has gone downhill lately...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When I heard him speak, all I could think was "looks like Tarzan sounds like Jane".

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

holy fuck, Ride's gonna find himself out of a job soon with how often this guy posts his own address.

I saw your name and automatically thought that this guy's acting prowess would be perfect for a Neil Breen movie. How soon can we make it happen?

 

[Neozeonian]

This dude is like the mirror universe Thursday Lane. Instead of white guy's farts he wants black guy's piss.

Please white guys hear me out I dream of farts

Blak funul nooduls

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[Marco Fucko]

I agree OP needs some work but this looks like the type of guy who might just sign up here and maybe he'll even spiral to Tooter levels, who knows.

 

[Neil]

How soon can we make it happen?

Very.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's some of the videos he posted last night

He's ranting about Hard Rock Nick copying him. Here's a Twitter thread with a bit of background on who that is:

Twitter

archived 29 Sep 2019 10:00:20 UTC

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Also, he found a black homeless guy while walking through a local park last night. Had sex with him in some bushes. Dude didn't come to live with him though.

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[Exigent Circumcisions]

I agree OP needs some work but this looks like the type of guy who might just sign up here and maybe he'll even spiral to Tooter levels, who knows.

I watched a bit of the Your Mom's House podcasts where they call him and he seems like the type who's too addled to respond to trolling. He's a brain damaged degenerate fag (but I repeat myself) but he seems pretty affable and easy-going. That being said I haven't seen anyone attempt to troll him so who knows? I guess we'll find out.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I watched a bit of the Your Mom's House podcasts where they call him and he seems like the type who's too addled to respond to trolling. He's a brain damaged degenerate fag (but I repeat myself) but he seems pretty affable and easy-going. That being said I haven't seen anyone attempt to troll him so who knows? I guess we'll find out.

He posted two videos just saying please don't prank call me and that was it. He doesn't even come across that annoyed. (They're the last two vids in the OP)

 

[Recoil]

I really regret not feeding his speech into the jordan peterson voice machine when I had the opportunity

 

[Angry Shoes]

Meth-induced psychosis looks kinda fun from the outside looking in.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I really regret not feeding his speech into the jordan peterson voice machine when I had the opportunity

That would've been good. Someone did an Alexa version which was pretty funny but I haven't been able to find it again. It was used for some prank phone calls too

Robert Paul Champagne Calls Nazi Memorabilia Guy (ft. Jake Silberman), by Fart Simpson & Friends

from the album Your Moms House Prank Calls vol. 1

fartsimpson.bandcamp.com

Here's some of his videos from today :

Spoiler

Some of his ideas about how to make Coney Island great again, looking for investors to help make it happen.

He had three more videos today calling out Hard Rock Nick for copying him. The other two were mostly the same stuff he says in this one. I checked out HRN's YouTube and Insta to see if he had any response but nothing, probably never heard of RPC. I'm kinda hoping he does notice and posts a response though because he seems exceptional too. For example, he posted his own dox on his Insta last week and even after it was pointed out to him it's still up on his page.


He went with a sexy coach character for his wanking videos today in case anyone was wondering.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

RPC decided to try out a Mafia character. He sounds like he's about to keel over because he's struggling so hard to breathe while smoking a cigar.

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I don't know if he is intentionally trying to look like Super Mario. He says in this video that it's Ruby's Coney Island that he performs at on Fridays from 5:30.

Ruby's Bar & Grill

Ruby's Bar & Grill, Brooklyn, NY. 4,680 likes · 67 talking about this · 15,668 were here. No trip to Coney Island is complete without a stop at legendary Ruby’s Bar & Grill! Ruby's is the oldest bar...

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Ruby's Bar & Grill - Home - Brooklyn, New York - Menu, Prices, Restau…

archived 4 Oct 2019 21:31:22 UTC

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Ruby's Bar & Grill

A Coney Island tradition since 1934!

rubysbar.com

Ruby's Bar & Grill

archived 4 Oct 2019 21:35:09 UTC

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A guy phoned him today from Washington to tell him that him and his two friends are going to go to Harlem to fuck him. Not sure if it was a prank call but either way RPC was very excited about it. New hustle ideas: he will come to your house and clean it in the nude, if you have a basement and want to film some porn he will be the bottom.

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A guy phoned him yesterday and asked him to go to his window and jack off. Two guys filmed him then broke into his apartment. They tied him up and filmed each other fucking him. One peed in his butt.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The thing he's recording on clearly has a 10 minute limit, it's very poignant that he is incapable of ever achiving that 10:01 golden goose to become a star in the youtube algorithm

Did he actually believe that break-in/rape happened?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

The thing he's recording on clearly has a 10 minute limit, it's very poignant that he is incapable of ever achiving that 10:01 golden goose to become a star in the youtube algorithm

Did he actually believe that break-in/rape happened?

He uses an I phone, is there a recording time limit on those? I just went through his YouTube page again and there's nothing longer than 10.01.

I reckon someone did call him and ask him to jack off at the window as a troll then he spun it into this fantasy

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Never though I'd see a more faggier and (somewhat) more sane version of John Bula!

Someone hook him up with Tommie Tooter please.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Someone hook him up with Tommie Tooter please.

I think RPC's hatred of drag queens extends to trannys.

Here's some more videos from this weekend.

This is probably my favorite one so far. RPC does a French prostitute character including a terrible French accent. He keeps forgetting what kind of accent he's doing throughout the video and keeps calling Hard Rock Nick a shemale. I haven't heard that word in about 15 years.

Busy night last night. Had an orgy with 6 Latino men including the owner of a club at 25th and Broadway. I couldn't find what club that was. He's also started giving out the door code to his apartment building in each of his videos. It's 3112.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's some choice videos from this week:

He's done a cowboy character to advertise his apartment and sex offer.

A cop character called Sargent Cumdump. He keeps getting distracted by the TV in this video and forgetting his piss on me beat me speech

He did a Burger King worker character and theme for one of his wanking videos. He actually put a lot of effort into this one, he keeps the Burger King theme going the whole way and made himself a Burger King crown with his catch phrases on it.
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He dressed up as Super Mario in this video where he seems pretty upset with the prank calls he's been getting. A guy called him and led him on pretending he was black and interested in coming to live with him. Turns out the guy was white. He says white guys are also welcome he just prefers blacks but won't stand for the lies.
Also has started using a new angle for getting someone to come to his house and fuck him. If you're a rapist and thinking of raping someone on the street why not just come to his apartment and rape him instead.

 

[WW 635]

He has only one facial expression and weird nipples