- Joined
- Jan 26, 2018
-35-year-old white male
-Convinced he's "latinx"
-Bisexual
-Autistic
-Trans (uses they/them and ey/em pronouns, takes estrogen)
-Hates his dad
Oh, I'm not talking about our beloved ADF, I'm talking about Robin Warren from Baltimore, who spends his life on Mastodon complaining about his lack of "spoons" and making juvenile games a la Lucas Werner. He smokes an unholy amount of weed, claiming it helps him function. He's a "spoonie," or someone with low executive function and limited energy. He's also recovering from opioid addiction, and currently going through withdrawals. He also claims to be "neurodivergent as fuck," has Borderline Personality Disorder, and has paranoid schizophrenia in the family. He's currently dating a man with the username Masanbol (archive), a Mastodon admin. He claims to be a "survivor" with PTSD, but the only thing he survived was an angry father with a drinking problem (no physical abuse was mentioned.)
He's a furry, with his fursona being an opossum named Brushy.
If you take the amount of white guilt held by the average SJW and multiply it by 1000, you'll come close to the amount of unwarranted self-loathing felt by Warren.
Everything he writes is TL;DR. Even his replies to other Mastodon users, like Stephanie Cianfriglia the Womb Wizard, are wild and nonsensical. Due to his synaesthesia (read: puzzle piece), Robin felt a major emotional response to some lines scratched onto a piece of notebook paper.
Robin's mental health is not stellar. This causes him to go on long-winded spiels about all of nothing, with vague references to self-harm and symbolism no one but him can extrapolate.
Boo fucking hoo for the rich white boy whose dad had a drinking problem?
Robin is currently taking Spironolactone and Estrogen, which he refers to as his "gender meds." He is also thinking of getting "the snip" even though he does not have genital dysphoria.
Pretty sure biology already made that choice; you better up your estrogen dose lol:
Robin's ravings have been compared to those of the TimeCube guy. Here's Robin's take on TimeCube, if anyone can understand it:
Here he describes his hypnosis and submission fantasies:
Robin's old fursona was a bird named Eskie. He and his boyfriend had quite a bit of art of their fursonas made several years ago.
Accounts
Mastodon 1 (archive)
Mastodon 2 (archive)
Mastodon 3 (archive)
Retrospring (archive)
Furaffinity (inactive, archive)
Twitter (inactive, archive)
Weasyl (inactive, archive)
Steam (archive)
LinkedIn (archive)
Twitch (archive)
This guy posts prolifically; I'm sure more of his madness will be unearthed in the next few days. Thanks to KF user Aguas Locas for helping with the investigation.
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