Robot Dog Not So Cute With Submachine Gun Strapped to Its Back - Someone in Russia appears to be firing a gun from the back of a robot dog.

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A video started circulating on Twitter Thursday of a Boston Dynamics-style robot dog firing a submachine gun into targets amid a snowy backdrop. This type of robot dog (it doesn’t seem like the robot in the video is a Boston Dynamics Spot, just looks alot like it) is famous for dancing, but now appears to have fulfilled every warning given by journalists and analysts. It’s got a gun and it’s ready to kill.

A lot of questions remain. First, the robot dog doesn’t seem to be able to handle the recoil of the gun well. As it fires its rounds, the barrel trails up and the dog has to take a minute to get its balance back. We also don’t know if the dog is firing on its own or if, and this is more likely, someone is off-camera pulling the trigger remotely.

The robot’s feet, various ports, and its front are completely different from Boston Dynamics’ Spot. There’s dozens of knockoffs of the Boston Dynamics dog selling on the international market. The one in the video appears to be a UnitreeYusu “technology dog” selling on AliExpress for about $3,000. The feet, port placement, and joint coverings are all the same.

The robot also has strips of Velcro on either of its flanks. The left flank bears a Russian flag and the other appears with a wolf’s head. In another video on the channel, a man wears a similar patch on his arm. It appears to be a wolf’s head insignia commonly associated with Russian Special Operations Forces or Spetsnaz. That doesn’t mean that Spetsnaz is using armed robot dogs, as pretty much anyone can buy a similar patch online in various places.

The gun is also Russian. It appears to be a PP-19 Vityaz, a submachine gun based on the AK-74 design. As the dog wanders around and fires, it sometimes moves in front of an armored personnel carrier with a unique triangular door. That’s a BDRM-2, a Russian armored car that’s been spotted recently in Ukraine.

Finally, there’s the account the video originally appeared on. Before making its way to Twitter, the video of the dog was posted to the YouTube account of Alexander Atamov on March 22, 2022. Atamov is listed on his LinkedIn profile as the founder of “HOVERSURF” and his Facebook page lists him as living in Moscow. He posted a picture of the robot dog on March 21. According to Facebook’s translation of his post, he called the dog “Skynet.”

Boston Dynamics has said it won’t sell its dogs to people who intend to use them as weapons. But that doesn’t stop people from doing questionable things with them. The NYPD has sent them on patrol in apartment buildings and cops in Hawaii used them to take the temperatures of its homeless population during the pandemic. But no one has, that we know of, strapped a gun to the roof of one.
Other companies certainly are however. Most notably, the defense contractor Ghost Robotics showed off a robot dog with a gun pod built onto its back. The company that made the gun and the robot both said that a person would have to operate the weapons manually.

That’s a small comfort in a world where people are strapping guns to the back of robots that can be purchased online for a few thousand dollars.
 
I'm amused that the guy wings his own laptop with a paintball right at the start of the firing arc.
It was a better time, hardware was more robust. Although this was also the same era where I decided to give AMD a shot and their processor desoldered the MOBO overheating. Such is the cost of progress. Fun facts: a .68 caliber paintball like this Ion fires weighs approximately 3g and the typical "speed limit" is 300 feet-per-second which works out to a hair above 204mph.
 
But that doesn’t stop people from doing questionable things with them. The NYPD has sent them on patrol in apartment buildings and cops in Hawaii used them to take the temperatures of its homeless population during the pandemic.
Oh the horror! How questionable!

Lefty journalists just want you to live in squalor, where there's a homeless man on every corner and everything stinks like urine for social justice... except for their own apartment building, of course.

Basically, they want to live in Tenpenny Tower from Fallout 3.
 
Kojima was right again....
I don't know what they're on about, it's still adorable. Now it's just adorable with extreme prejudice.
Yeaaa, not gonna be so adorable when it starts chainsawing your face off while lecturing you about your inferior intellect, human.

Oh the horror! How questionable!
Skynet drones do make me kinda nervous...
 
does this mean we're one step closer to having sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads?
 
What are you taking about? That's ADORABLE!

Where can I get one??
 
What are you taking about? That's ADORABLE!

Where can I get one??
Sign on for a job with World Marshall PMC.


These guys might be hiring too.

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Robo puppy is superior to normal puppy. Robo puppy can properly defend itself from cops and federal agents.

Skynet is going to happen once Amazon starts selling these things with Alexa installed then goobers start attaching guns to it then the poojeet code in whatever AI is shoved into them starts going haywire making them sperg out.
 
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This is fucking hilarious! Dare I say even more so than that drone firing a handgun from several years back.

>Douchebag in a Marvel shirt has the the worst possible opinions
>guy with woman hopes that criminals will be deter’d by laws

Pattern recognition is a curse because you can basically assume everything they’re going to say.
 
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What a good boy!
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@DankSmoker youtube is full of useful info:

Fed Note: It would probably be illegal to build something like this using a firearm if it is not illegal to do it with a less lethal weapon in your state. Do not do this ever. Definitely do not build this. Seriously do not build this because ya know...you will probably end up shooting yourself or someone you care about without advanced facial recognition software that you definitely cannot find online...anywhere...do not even look. This is a bad idea. Look it did not even work for the Colonial Marines!
 
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Don't you just hate it when you think you're about to fuck a hot robot dog but after prying open it's maintenance hatch you find a gun instead of a TurboFuck 3000 with 200 pounds of pussy and ass? Some say "the glock makes it hotter" but they're just disgusting glocksuckers.
 
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What a good boy!
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@DankSmoker youtube is full of useful info:

Fed Note: It would probably be illegal to build something like this using a firearm if it is not illegal to do it with a less lethal weapon in your state. Do not do this ever. Definitely do not build this. Seriously do not build this because ya know...you will probably end up shooting yourself or someone you care about without advanced facial recognition software that you definitely cannot find online...anywhere...do not even look. This is a bad idea. Look it did not even work for the Colonial Marines!
That's pretty cool but I would need a 3d printer to make it as cute as a robot dog.
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