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When was the last time RvB was good?

  • Before RWBY

    Votes: 61 62.9%
  • Season 10

    Votes: 22 22.7%
  • Season 11

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Season 12

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Season 13

    Votes: 10 10.3%
  • Season 14

    Votes: 2 2.1%
  • Before RvB Zero

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Total voters
    97
  • Poll closed .
So, Meg has a new calendar out and it's her last one according to her. Is she realizing she's hit the wall and is getting ready to bow out? Or are these just not selling any more and she's only doing this one because it's too late to stop now? Also, a calendar this late in the year? Why bother?


Who even buys a calendar with a naked chick on it (also LMAO at this blatent whoring, remember when she said she would "never sell nudes")?

You can't hang it up at work, you can't hang it up at home if you have ANYONE over ever, you can find her nudes for free to jerk off to if your into butter golems, who would buy a calendar for 30 bucks, and who the fuck is buying a calendar at all in 2023? Who the fuck does this appeal to?

Only the most lonely single simp losers...wait that is exactly her audience. Never mind this makes perfect sense.
 
Am I missing something? It's clearly next year's calendar?
True but typically you start selling those earlier in the year since many people use them to plan out what they'll be doing. At least that was my assumption. By the time these ship, it's already January.
Who even buys a calendar with a naked chick on it (also LMAO at this blatent whoring, remember when she said she would "never sell nudes")?

You can't hang it up at work, you can't hang it up at home if you have ANYONE over ever, you can find her nudes for free to jerk off to if your into butter golems, who would buy a calendar for 30 bucks, and who the fuck is buying a calendar at all in 2023? Who the fuck does this appeal to?

Only the most lonely single simp losers...wait that is exactly her audience. Never mind this makes perfect sense.
Yeah, this is something that's always confused me too ever since I saw thots online doing lewd and nude calendars for the year. I know calendars of women in bikinis have been a staple for decades, but actual nudity? They have to only exist because the dudes buying them want physical nudes.
 
I really struggle to imagine Gavin doing anything sexual to be honest. I've always suspected that Meg is a cover up for some degree of asexuality.
Let's be honest, none of the others are really exemplars of healthy relationships either. We all know the type of woman Geoff attracts, Jack is literally a married incel, Ryan is....Ryan, and Michael has two kids but is married to a terminally woman-brained landwhale.
 
I really struggle to imagine Gavin doing anything sexual to be honest. I've always suspected that Meg is a cover up for some degree of asexuality.
There is an Off Topic episode where either Michael or Jack is teasing him about his accent, but they ended up admitting that the ladies love it. There's some more filler about how when he first moved over here he could just talk to a woman in a bar and they'd hit it off, and then Michael insinuates he'd end up leaving with them more often than not. Gavin then replies that when he first moved over here he "went a bit mental" regarding his new found power. That's the closest I've ever heard him admitting to the fact he's actually slayed some pussy, and apparently not an insignificant amount. So as much as I like to poke at Gavin, I'm pretty sure he did the rounds with plenty of dumb broads who were likely drunk and in love with his accent.
 
There is an Off Topic episode where either Michael or Jack is teasing him about his accent, but they ended up admitting that the ladies love it. There's some more filler about how when he first moved over here he could just talk to a woman in a bar and they'd hit it off, and then Michael insinuates he'd end up leaving with them more often than not. Gavin then replies that when he first moved over here he "went a bit mental" regarding his new found power. That's the closest I've ever heard him admitting to the fact he's actually slayed some pussy, and apparently not an insignificant amount. So as much as I like to poke at Gavin, I'm pretty sure he did the rounds with plenty of dumb broads who were likely drunk and in love with his accent.
I remember this, and Michael or Geoff or someone in the AH crew c. 2013 referring to Gavin as "disgusting" for the amount of sex he was having. Pretty sure he's not asexual.
 
Let's be honest, none of the others are really exemplars of healthy relationships either. We all know the type of woman Geoff attracts, Jack is literally a married incel, Ryan is....Ryan, and Michael has two kids but is married to a terminally woman-brained landwhale.
I would pay money to see what Ryan's relationship is like now. Did his wife know beforehand? Are they still together, and if so, is it for real or for show (for the kids)? Dude finally took a hint and disappeared from the internet, so did he actually learn his lesson?

One of those things we'll never know (unless it goes very, very poorly).
 
It would be hilarious if it had been Jack that said it.
Now we know the real reason Jack kept smacking him, choking him and insulting him. That and the fact that Gavin can be an annoying little shit. Wonder if he ever came back from a night of fucking and then turned to Jack and asked "How about you, you get any puss?" just to be a piece of shit.
I would pay money to see what Ryan's relationship is like now. Did his wife know beforehand? Are they still together, and if so, is it for real or for show (for the kids)? Dude finally took a hint and disappeared from the internet, so did he actually learn his lesson?

One of those things we'll never know (unless it goes very, very poorly).
From the sounds of things, they were apart a lot. In that video, Ryan admits they didn't even live together because of him working in Austin and he'd go to her house and the kids on weekends. I'd say there probably wouldn't be much difference in their lives if they did divorce, just Ryan could be more open about fucking around and he'd be paying alimony and child support.
 
I would pay money to see what Ryan's relationship is like now. Did his wife know beforehand? Are they still together, and if so, is it for real or for show (for the kids)? Dude finally took a hint and disappeared from the internet, so did he actually learn his lesson?

One of those things we'll never know (unless it goes very, very poorly).
As big of a fucking wierdo as Ryan is, he was at least smart enough to see that the retarded twitter activists would never let him have a succesfull career on the internet again.
 
As big of a fucking wierdo as Ryan is, he was at least smart enough to see that the retarded twitter activists would never let him have a succesfull career on the internet again.
Not as smart as you think, as he tried to make a return to Streamer a couple months later, while trying to play the whole thing off as a joke. It never happened because Twitch then banned his account.
 
Not as smart as you think, as he tried to make a return to Streamer a couple months later, while trying to play the whole thing off as a joke. It never happened because Twitch then banned his account.
Yeah him trying to return to Twitch was really retarded since that place is ran by self self-righteous faggots. As far as I can tell, however, he hasn't tried to come back after getting banned.

You're right that I was being very generous by calling him smart. He's just slightly less braindead than most e-celebs.
 
Not as smart as you think, as he tried to make a return to Streamer a couple months later, while trying to play the whole thing off as a joke. It never happened because Twitch then banned his account.
I have to wonder what would have happened if he'd streamed somewhere else, like YT. Because there would have been a ton of people who just didn't care and would have still supported him because he was part of AH's golden age. Also he was entertaining without needing to act like a retard like Gavin. And eventually, people would get over the whole 'cheating on your wife with fans' thing and moved on.

I doubt AH would have let him come back like they tried to do with Ray, but he probably would have been fine if he just moved on and pretended nothing happened, and was allowed to keep going.
 
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