Artcow Rose3212

How long will Rose and Greg last?

  • < 1 month

    Votes: 8 20.5%

  • 1 to 2 months

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 3 to 4 months

    Votes: 2 5.1%

  • 5 to 6 months

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 7 to 9 months

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 10 to 12 months

    Votes: 2 5.1%

  • > 1 year

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • FOREVER

    Votes: 27 69.2%
  • Total voters
    39
  • Poll closed .
DrChristianTroy said:
Cyan said:
So this is what Rose is currently fangirling over? Jesus Christ this shit is so obviously choreographed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rODjIrFUIoo
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Ummm yeah. Pro wrestling is generally obviously choreographed. These guys were put in unchoreographed fighting (Brawl for All) and it was boring as fuck.
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I never got into wrestling or watched it really. I would hear people talking about it, like "Pro wrestling is so fake..." and people trying to defend it saying it isn't. But I had no idea it would be so obvious.
 
Cyan said:
DrChristianTroy said:
Cyan said:
So this is what Rose is currently fangirling over? Jesus Christ this shit is so obviously choreographed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rODjIrFUIoo
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Ummm yeah. Pro wrestling is generally obviously choreographed. These guys were put in unchoreographed fighting (Brawl for All) and it was boring as fuck.
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I never got into wrestling or watched it really. I would hear people talking about it, like "Pro wrestling is so fake..." and people trying to defend it saying it isn't. But I had no idea it would be so obvious.
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Fuck I'm gonna come off as a massive sperg with this but whatevs. Not like I haven't before.

The thing is it all depends on who is wrestling. The match you posted had Kane & The Undertaker, two lumbering giants. Then you have Mr. Kennedy & MVP who are more over-the-top characters. This is different and much less realistic than something like Bryan Danielson vs Nigel McGuinness in ROH. They have a match based more on mat skills and hard strikes than over the top selling. Again still fake but less overselling moves and more selling submission holds which is more reasonable than throwing someone into a rope and they somehow fly back.
 
R.A.E.L. said:
Rose and Undertaker have sex. Oh lawdy.
http://rose3212.deviantart.com/art/An-U ... -434374117

UNDERTAKER*takes the chocolate and feeds it to her*:Mm....You eat chocolate so sexily, it turns me on, baby.
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HOTTEST SHIT EVAR
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I... just... wa.....
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Fuck it I'm tapping out.
 
R.A.E.L. said:
Rose and Undertaker have sex. Oh lawdy.
http://rose3212.deviantart.com/art/An-U ... -434374117

UNDERTAKER*takes the chocolate and feeds it to her*:Mm....You eat chocolate so sexily, it turns me on, baby.
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HOTTEST SHIT EVAR
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UNDERTAKER:Good girl....Mm, your body is so sexy and voluptuious, but I can't see it...Here..Lemme just...Unzip this pesky coat here...*unzips it*:And take it off...*takes it off*:Mm...My heart goes boom, but when you're with me, it's like my motorcylce, and baby...It goes vroom vroom...No taking off like it's time to zoom...Vroom vroom..Kickstart my heart....Get it rollin'....You look nervous....Are my tatoos frightening you?
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AUGH YEAH AUGH YEAH AUGH YEAH
 
Hunger Mythos said:
R.A.E.L. said:
Rose and Undertaker have sex. Oh lawdy.
http://rose3212.deviantart.com/art/An-U ... -434374117

UNDERTAKER*takes the chocolate and feeds it to her*:Mm....You eat chocolate so sexily, it turns me on, baby.
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HOTTEST SHIT EVAR
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UNDERTAKER:Good girl....Mm, your body is so sexy and voluptuious, but I can't see it...Here..Lemme just...Unzip this pesky coat here...*unzips it*:And take it off...*takes it off*:Mm...My heart goes boom, but when you're with me, it's like my motorcylce, and baby...It goes vroom vroom...No taking off like it's time to zoom...Vroom vroom..Kickstart my heart....Get it rollin'....You look nervous....Are my tatoos frightening you?
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AUGH YEAH AUGH YEAH AUGH YEAH
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Damn it, I was just going to quote that choice passage. NOW what will I do with my day? Thanks a LOT, dodo-brain. :C
 
UNDERTAKER*fucks her and moans*:I'm coimg love, I'm coming....*throws his head back and comes in her in full force**lies next to her*:Now my seeds of the American Badass are inside you and one will grow into our badass baby.
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Comes in full force.
Seeds of the American Badass.
Badass baby.
Well then.
 
I just have to say I don't know anything about this but I'm a roleplayer/writer and I read that passage about the Undertaker dude and this Rose Mary-sue chick absolutely out of context and I feel like what, I need to know what this is now.

Thank you for your time, scroll on while I lurk moar.
 
Hakurei said:
UNDERTAKER*fucks her and moans*:I'm coimg love, I'm coming....*throws his head back and comes in her in full force**lies next to her*:Now my seeds of the American Badass are inside you and one will grow into our badass baby.
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Comes in full force.
Seeds of the American Badass.
Badass baby.
Well then.
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Wait wait wait. So is he the American Badass persona or the Phenom persona? They are two totally different things. God dammit Rose.
 
UNDERTAKER:Mm...Yeah....Grinding away at you....I'm driving my motorcycle in you....

ROSE:Huh?

UNDERTAKER:My other motorcycle is my cock.

ROSE: Oh
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Thanks for clarifying that Undertaker!
 
littlebiscuits said:
UNDERTAKER:Mm...Yeah....Grinding away at you....I'm driving my motorcycle in you....

ROSE:Huh?

UNDERTAKER:My other motorcycle is my cock.

ROSE: Oh
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Thanks for clarifying that Undertaker!
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I love how she makes herself a dumbass on purpose.
 
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