💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

[AprilRains]

Tell me if you want some more gems.

Keep 'em coming, please.

 

[Wake me up]

TFW, a towering intelligence and guru of all things smarty-pants in regards to the Internet instantly doxes himself while desperately trying to get a DMCA takedown on a known doxing site.

You've made a huge mistake: you're forgetting he's a level 2 super-genius (like Elon Musk). He allowed the self-dox for his own reasons. It's one cog in a machination you cannot understand, being a level 0. Sorry!

These women will never allow you to touch them, feel them, or sleep with them.

For some reason I find this part of his auto-biography very easy to believe in...

Tell me if you want some more gems.

The time is now, if ever

 

[️ronic]

Excerpt 3: You're dead already:

Benjamin Franklin said that, "Most people die at twenty-five, yet are buried at sixty-five." That is very true. I was surrounded by people who died very early in their lives. And they wanted me to join them, sorry, no way. As you can see by me talking about it. Though I would say now most people die around thirty, yet are buried at eighty.

Somehow I doubt that Roy is the second coming of Benjamin Franklin, but what does a lvl. 1 genious like me know?
Wake up you zombies!

 

[Moral_Equivalent_of_ISIS]

>I was surrounded by people who died very early in their lives. And they wanted me to join them, sorry, no way. As you can see by me talking about it. Though I would say now most people die around thirty, yet are buried at eighty.

Heh, enjoy being DEAD, kid.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

What a refreshing thread, I yearn for Idea Men Cows, they got dethroned by genderspecial individuals but they were a corner stone of the Internet once. The book looks like Joyce's wrote a book about "business" but the stream of consciousness is just a stream where corpses and trash floats freely.

The guy also illustrates the cow principle of "never letting the sleeping dogs lie". I remember having a chuckle in 2014 over that Tesla video. And that was it. Had he stopped he could resume a "normal" life. But now he "served" KF with his notice I know his name, saw his other exceptional ideas. And I'm waiting for more so I can laugh at it.

 

[Acrid]

What a refreshing thread, I yearn for Idea Men Cows, they got dethroned by genderspecial individuals but they were a corner stone of the Internet once. The book looks like Joyce's wrote a book about "business" but the stream of consciousness is just a stream where corpses and trash floats freely.

The guy also illustrates the cow principle of "never letting the sleeping dogs lie". I remember having a chuckle in 2014 over that Tesla video. And that was it. Had he stopped he could resume a "normal" life. But now he "served" KF with his notice I know his name, saw his other exceptional ideas. And I'm waiting for more so I can laugh at it.

I also love self-declared geniuses. Bonus points if they quote themselves.

Ronic, I'm thoroughly enjoying your book review. I believe I've learned a lot from the few passages you've shared. I showed my significant other the Sex Hustle passage, and now that we know the truth, we've agreed to never fuck again.

I looked for a Kindle version of this book, but sadly it seems one was never released. Roy, if you're reading this and you're looking to make 10 dollars, convert the text file into .epub format and I'll buy a copy from the Kindle store. I know 10 dollars isn't much to offer for a book that will change my life, but as a fellow self-educated Lower Classian (LC) I'm sure you can understand.

Yours, Acrid,
Independent Shitposter and More

 

[️ronic]

Ronic, I'm thoroughly enjoying your book review. I believe I've learned a lot from the few passages you've shared. I showed my significant other the Sex Hustle passage, and now that we know the truth, we've agreed to never fuck again.

Glad I could help.

I looked for a Kindle version of this book, but sadly it seems one was never released. Roy, if you're reading this and you're looking to make 10 dollars, convert the text file into .epub format and I'll buy a copy from the Kindle store. I know 10 dollars isn't much to offer for a book that will change my life, but as a fellow self-educated Lower Classian (LC) I'm sure you can understand.

IDK, considering Roy's litigious nature, I'm a little hesitant to just to just hand out copies of something that he has an actual legal claim to. Maybe I'll sell it when I'm done reading it.

 

[Snuckening]

Excerpt 3: You're dead already:

Benjamin Franklin said that, "Most people die at twenty-five, yet are buried at sixty-five." That is very true. I was surrounded by people who died very early in their lives. And they wanted me to join them, sorry, no way. As you can see by me talking about it. Though I would say now most people die around thirty, yet are buried at eighty.

 

[️ronic]

Excerpt 4: Roy addresses his poor grammar:

[KEY: MB= Mega Builder, Roy's idea of the people who will save society.]

The educated will criticize you if your grammar and punctuation isn't correct. I know, in school my papers always had mistakes on them. I never got a perfect paper back. Just like this book isn't written with "perfect grammar". Those who are "truly educated" will look past those mistakes...So who do you think the future belongs to? The critical teacher or the MB one?

I think we can all feel the struggle of getting a school paper back and seeing points taken off for spelling errors. Much similar to how your publisher probably handed you your latest draft back and said the whole thing is unreadable.
But don't worry Roy, true intellectuals will probably be able to look past your awful grammar and lack of proofreading skills.

 

[Wake me up]

in school my papers always had mistakes on them

In the news today: super-genius cannot perform task that children past elementary school are expected to do.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

The guy also illustrates the cow principle of "never letting the sleeping dogs lie". I remember having a chuckle in 2014 over that Tesla video. And that was it. Had he stopped he could resume a "normal" life. But now he "served" KF with his notice I know his name, saw his other exceptional ideas. And I'm waiting for more so I can laugh at it.

I saw the video back then and in isolation, knowing nothing else about the guy, it really did seem like an otherwise normal middle aged fatguy having some sort of public emotional breakdown. You can see it in Elon's confusion, hear it in his voice; there was no point in even saying "Well maybe try applying for the position you want" so he just uncomfortably ended the embarassment of a grown man having a breakdown.

Of course it turns out that it wasn't a breakdown but just Roy's general daily delusion. Can't wait for more highlights from the book!

 

[️ronic]

Excerpt 5: Roy's debilitating thumb injury:

3.27.06 Coin Injury
Today I went to the local bank to count some coins. They had a free coin counting machine over there, so it gets pretty good use. In life, free always has a price. As I was finishing up, I cut myself slightly on my thumb. I went in to the bathroom, got a paper towel, and asked for a band-aid from the counter guy .... There were two men there who had just finished counting coins on another machine, and they saw me talking about the cut. And said something to the effect, "Of about getting forty thousand dollars or so," because I had injured myself on this bank's property. He was referring to any settlement I might get. Well I told him, "Hey I don't want any money, I am not looking for any money, I just want them to fix that." He smirked, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Right."

As you can see here folks, Roy has a hard time understanding humor.

Roy you dumb motherfucker, that's $40k that you missed out on. Maybe if you'd taken the money, you might have been able to hire a good lawyer to sue Null.

Excerpt 6: Roy gets roasted by a bill collector:

3.28.2006 (JE)
James - Bill collector, called me today at about 8:30 a.m. and asked, "Has your financial situation changed?" I said, "No." Then he said something like, "A paycheck is a paycheck. I work for mine." I asked him, "Do you know how money works?" He said, "I don't know, and I don't have time for that. Plus this is not about me, this is about you." He then said, "Roy, you seem to be home a lot." I said, "Yeah I apply online for jobs. " Then he said go work at the 7-eleven.

I don't know if this was a jab at Roy's inability to do actual work or the fact that he's a Pajeet (probably both), but goddamn Roy, even strangers on the phone are roasting you now.

e: bonus:

Ray confirmed for dude with piss poor credit who gets 20%+ APR credit cards because that's all they'll give him.

You called it bruh, check this out:

Bill Collectors
Funny, before they used to call every day. Now they got the hint that the funds aren't available, so they call every other day. They can tell I have gotten stronger emotionally. Now it is fun when they call. Since I have several companies calling....

Not only is Roy in debt, but he is in debt with several companies at once. Goddamn Roy, lay off with the credit cards.

 

[lamp shade]

The fact that he has an associates and doesn’t understand why they wouldn’t let him be a dean is possibly my favorite part. I’m guessing his books address why he didn’t pursue his education, which was totally because schools are a ripoff and not because he isn’t smart enough to get at least a bachelors?

ETA: having “120 college credits” means nothing, because in most (if not all) cases your credits will expire after 5 years once you leave the program. In other words, if you don’t transfer them into another program and attach them to a degree, they’re meaningless and are not valid for very long.

 

[️ronic]

The fact that he has an associates and doesn’t understand why they wouldn’t let him be a dean is possibly my favorite part. I’m guessing his books address why he didn’t pursue his education, which was totally because schools are a ripoff and not because he isn’t smart enough to get at least a bachelors?

ETA: having “120 college credits” means nothing, because in most (if not all) cases your credits will expire after 5 years once you leave the program. In other words, if you don’t transfer them into another program and attach them to a degree, they’re meaningless and are not valid for very long.

I have to agree with the Amazon review here, Roy seems to think that his supposed 'potential' should be enough for people to hire him. It doesn't seem to phase him that his not having any tangible skills is hurting him in the long run.
It's like if I applied to be an engineer without having any certifications. Do you think they're just going to hire me because of my 'potential'?

 

[lamp shade]

It's like if I applied to be an engineer without having any certifications. Do you think they're just going to hire me because of my 'potential'?

No, because you’re not a level 2 super genius.

 

[Remove Goat]

Am I the only one who thought Dr. Phil got a thread instead of an 8th dimensional chess grandmaster?

 

[️ronic]

Excerpt 7: Roy spergs out at a phone rep:

Phone Rep
[a phone rep asks Roy if he wants to buy tickets to a charity show]
...I said back to him, "Are you going to take care of my transport there, plus tickets, food and beverage?" He said, "No, I am not going to do that." I said, "Ok. Do you know how to raise capital? 'Cause that is what you are trying to do today." He said "No," "Well would you like to learn? If you really want to, I will tell you, otherwise I will hang up," "Ok enlighten me." This guy sounded pretty educated. I basically said, "Go to the bookstore and library. There are books there about money and success." Funny, he immediately told me about Adam Smith. I have read of him."No, I am serious. Go to the bookstore, you will see money and success books." He then said, "Time is Money." I said back to him, "No, it's not. Time has nothing to do with Money." "We have to earn a living," he said. "No, it's not like that," I said. I told him again, "Go to the bookstore, you are going to need to read ten books or so." At that moment, he hung up on me. I would call him back, but the number was blocked.

Roy, what is it with you trying to educate every telemarketer/bill collector that calls you on the phone? They're just trying to do their jobs, Roy. You are the kind of customer that everybody who works in customer service hates.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

You're doing great job @️ronic, I'm having flashback to the time bloggggggers thought they could publish a book out of their Internet ramblings. Blessed days. This guy was producing pretty decent "that happened" stories before woke moms got the scent of it.

You know you're a complete moron if your made up stories can make your character feel like a competent 4th grader. You always want to learn business from a person dept collectors have given up on.

 

[️ronic]

You're doing great job @️ronic, I'm having flashback to the time bloggggggers thought they could publish a book out of their Internet ramblings.

To be fair, this book was written back when those other books were probably coming out (circa 2006).

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A little bonus:
I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but apparently, Roy owns a company: Royalus Group.
Website:
royalus.com
https://royalusgroup.blogspot.com/
Archive:
https://archive.li/3EYQp

There's not much to be seen on the webpage, but if somebody's up for the task, I'd love to see the what can be found with some digging.

edit:
I was looking at the website through the wayback machine and found this gem circa 2007:

Spoiler

If somebody could find that DGH video I'd be so happy.

 

[Acrid]

IDK, considering Roy's litigious nature, I'm a little hesitant to just to just hand out copies of something that he has an actual legal claim to. Maybe I'll sell it when I'm done reading it.

Ah, that was intended for the author himself. I'm hoping he finds this thread and reads my post. You're right, though, distributing his book would be copyright infringement.