My ultimate question is: why the fuck did he even sit down to write this shit in the first place?! Did he honestly think that telling the world about his drunk late-night calls would get people to think of him as a genius?! There must be something I'm missing here or am I just too for this cow?
The "moral of the story" with that phone call is that you shouldn't waste your time dealing with the "middle classians".
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Remember, don't waste your time on MCs, and don't bother yourself thinking about what the MCs said. That's what they want you to do, especially when they are retired folk, waiting out the days until their death.
Today I went downtown for an interview to work part-time in a vitamin shop. Renu will be working there...doing cashiering mostly. ... Remember, I had no intention of working in that place. I wouldn't learn anything new, yet only recieve some cash.
When I was about to take the urine screen [drug test], the lady told me not to bring my jacket in. I asked her, "Why not?" she said, "That's the way it is." I was like forget it. I wasn't in the mood to take off my jacket. If I didn't care, I would have done it. If I actually needed the job...
Yes, Roy, you do need the job. You're unemployed, remember? What kind of man just lets his wife be the sole bread winner?
Are you sure you weren't on anything at the time, Roy?
I didn't get my application [back] though, [the store manager] wouldn't give it back to me. I wanted it back. She said, "Seven years they hold it, then shred it." That isn't good enough for me ... I gave them information and they didn't give anything back. By the way, both of us left the same day and didn't come back.
Wow, bravo Roy. Not only did you make an ass of yourself in front of a potential employer, but you also prevented your wife from getting a job for no reason.
Roy, you are unemployed, how much money do you think this book is really going to make you? At this point, I don't feel sorry for you when you whine about being poor. Because you had an opportunity and you completely shat on it because you wouldn't take your jacket off to piss in a cup.
You can’t bring your jacket in because that’s how people sneak urine in when their own urine won’t pass the test. You’d think a super genius would recognize that.
I want to see him and Russell Greer have a conversation about the law. They would never stop going back and forth until one of them died.
If it's anything like what we've seen from him before his consultation- free or otherwise- would consist of him telling the person to go to the library and read some books.
Excerpt 12: Roy takes a drug test:
Jesus Christ, just take the job, Roy.
Yes, Roy, you do need the job. You're unemployed, remember? What kind of man just lets his wife be the sole bread winner?
Are you sure you weren't on anything at the time, Roy?
Wow, bravo Roy. Not only did you make an ass of yourself in front of a potential employer, but you also prevented your wife from getting a job for no reason.
Roy, you are unemployed, how much money do you think this book is really going to make you? At this point, I don't feel sorry for you when you whine about being poor. Because you had an opportunity and you completely shat on it because you wouldn't take your jacket off to piss in a cup.
If this guy isn't on something (i.e. the drug test nonsense) I have to imagine he either sees himself as too important to do any job beneath him or he's scamming welfare by pretending to look for a job while purposefully sabotaging any chance of getting one.
If this guy isn't on something (i.e. the drug test nonsense) I have to imagine he either sees himself as too important to do any job beneath him or he's scamming welfare by pretending to look for a job while purposefully sabotaging any chance of getting one.
Yes, Roy, you do need the job. You're unemployed, remember? What kind of man just lets his wife be the sole bread winner?
Are you sure you weren't on anything at the time, Roy?
Wow, bravo Roy. Not only did you make an ass of yourself in front of a potential employer, but you also prevented your wife from getting a job for no reason.
Roy, you are unemployed, how much money do you think this book is really going to make you? At this point, I don't feel sorry for you when you whine about being poor. Because you had an opportunity and you completely shat on it because you wouldn't take your jacket off to piss in a cup.
What IS it with certain kinds of people refusing to work? Was it Dave Chapelle who joked about people asking him 'why did you apply for this job?' and he wanted to respond with 'NIGGA I'M BROKE!'.
I always wondered how bad the lives are of people who brag about their high IQ online. Thanks for the context Roy. Even if he swallows his pride and got a job he’d end up fired pretty quickly because of how unpleasant he is, his aversion to effort and entitlement.
Whenever someone boasts about such a thing, aside from leading me to assume that they are basing it off some bullshit, homeschool online "IQ test," it just tells me that the person in question has no actual, substantial accomplishments to point to in their life. People who really are smart are able to show, rather than tell, it.
Whenever someone boasts about such a thing, aside from leading me to assume that they are basing it off some bullshit, homeschool online "IQ test," it just tells me that the person in question has no actual, substantial accomplishments to point to in their life. People who really are smart are able to show, rather than tell, it.
It reminds me of the people with Asperger s who cry that bill gates and Einstein had it, so they’re going to be the next big thing. Ignoring that those statements aren’t really true, their inability to understand that you /could/ be brilliant, but unless you do something no one is going to give a shit. Lack of action negates all intentions.
5.20.06
There was an article given about society, big word said by a top GE executive "bifurcate" which means split. Talk about being middle classian. Stop using those words. Why are you making things more complex rather than keeping things simple, as they already are?
That isn't Education. That is Discrimination and Segregation.
Poor Roy can't play with the big boys. Why must big business people use big words?
DISCRIMINATION, I TELL YOU!
Excerpt 14: Roy's opinion on the middle class:
[MC = middle classian]
"To live in a better standard of life than my parents did." So the next generation has a higher quality standard of living than the previous generation and so on and so forth. For example; My relatives married bought a house, kids are on the way, and life begins. Hmm, sounds simple, right? See this is where the MC thinking is flawed. Since both wanted job security, they chose the nursing field. Now you can tell their future and what is going to happen. They will live, marry off their kids and then perish. And the second generation, will do the same, etc...Well exactly what is the beauty in that?... To me that is middle-class thinking and living, and I can't stand that
Unless you are in a position that is truly making a difference in everyone's life, find your true purpose.
I don't have much to say here, just thought it was an interesting look into Roy's view of the world.
Excerpt 15: Like Mike:
I have been watching Jordan since 1987, about the of age fourteen. And since then have been watching for ten years or so. He owes me something, right? For all that time I spent dreaming to be like Mike, jump as high like Mike. Dunk a basketball like Mike; I should get something, right? Well guess what; "No". Of course I'm not entitled to anything. If I spent ten years following Jordan at say six dollars (min. wage) then that is $124,800 dollars. That is what Jordan owes me and everyone else who followed him so religiously. ... Again, I got hustled. Just like many others. So what now?
If not, let's talk about sneakers. What is a purpose of a sneaker? To comfort your foot and to provide stability when performing an exercise. Whether it is jogging or running or playing basketball. Well, you get the idea. On to the shoes. The other day I walked into a sneaker store I wanted to see the expensive marked-up shoes. So I go in to see the sneakers and see the usual display. While I was leaving, I asked the sales clerk, "What is the most expensive sneaker here?" She pointed out the "Michael jordan's" $150.00 shoe. Damn, I asked her, "If I buy this sneaker, will I jump as high as Mike?" "No," "Will I shoot three points like Mike?" "No," "Then why should I buy this?" The clerk didn't know. I told her; "There is a cost price and a retail price, go look it up." She said. "Ok," with a chuckle (smile) "I never thought of that." I wanted to stay there and talk to her more and tell her that she was getting hustled.
So according to our Roy, we should forget about using anything that can't be found on Simple Wikipedia because it's too complex or "middle classian"- a phrase made up by Roy that no one else would know. Yeah, I'm sure it's not just because Roy is tired of having to look up definitions for words that any undergrad would recognize.
Then for a second I thought Roy was making a roundabout point that you aren't entitled to anything you don't earn with his Michael Jordon passage but then he brought it around and holy shit he really thinks a basketball star should owe him money in compensation for Roy being entertained by him. What a retard. (edit: psst Roy that's the word filter to say you're literally re.tarded)
So according to our Roy, we should forget about using anything that can't be found on Simple Wikipedia because it's too complex or "middle classian"- a phrase made up by Roy that no one else would know.
At first glance he seemed like a delusional but harmless middle-aged loser who was a bit pitiable, if anything. But the more from his book that you spill, the more it's clear that he's an insufferable prick who goes around regularly condescendingly lecturing low-level employees who actually work for a living unlike his lazy, entitled self.
It makes the constant stream of failures that comprise his life all the more enjoyable to witness when he openly boasts about what a dick he is in his own book.
I was reading Dr. Philipose’s DMCA notice to Null and saw that upon being asked for a legal address, the good doctor merely appended his PO box’s zip code with four additional digits. This must have been a misunderstanding on his part, as proper legal service has to be performed on an address where the individual/entity can be personally reached. Needless to say, this deeply concerned me. Thankfully I had some free time in my schedule and was able to save Roy M Philipose Sr. the trouble of remedying this error himself. During my effort to help Dr. Philipose, I also found out some interesting details that may provide some insight into how his vast intellect functions.
Roy M Philipose Sr.
Age 44 (born approximately 1975)
306 W Chew Ave
Philadelphia PA 19120-2331
215-827-5932 (old number found by ronic)
215 856-9501 (landline)
Dr. Philipose possibly lives his brother Thomas M. and mother Achamma/Agamma. His brother appears to be successful and is listed as owning four separate properties, two of which Dr. Philipose has been confirmed to have resided at in one point in time or another. Dr. Philipose seems to not be friends with his brother on Facebook, despite living in his house.
This is not to imply that Dr. Philipose is idle, as this could not be further from the truth: he is the proud officer of not one, but two corporate entities. His Linkedin page implies he has been a self-established entrepreneur for 22 years. This is somewhat confusing as the earliest mention of the name Royalus only goes back to 2004. These ventures appear to revolve around hip hop music, vitamin supplements, and portfolio management, thus showcasing the diverse skill set that Dr. Philipose is in possession of.
While attempting to check on the progress of Dr. Philipose’s legal action against Lolcow LLC, I was alarmed to find that he had been the defendant of several civil cases himself, two of which I found noteworthy. One of the cases resulted in a default verdict, while the other was dropped due to a failure to serve him. If my calculations are correct, the combined total of the damages alone come to $23,623.03. I trust that Dr. Philipose is using the returns from his stock market investments to repay his creditors.
Apologies for any formatting errors. I'm still getting used to BB codes.
for this cow?
