💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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zigstardust said:
It's quite awesome how Roy uses his surroundings to further his mental gymnastics: at first he was a failure because nobody wanted to give him a second look and colleges are a scam. Now he's a failure because the white internet group (??) known as kiwi farms makes fun of him. The strange part is that his brother, supposedly the same race as Roy and college educated, seems to be a very successful lad that owns multiple properties, so I think in the end of the day Roy is a trully special snowflake and a targeted individual... Or he's just exceptional.


Also, Roy claims to be an Indian American born in the USA, but his grammar seems to be worse than or the about the same level as mine, a Brazilian banana boy that started leaning English some 4 years ago... Roy is a 50 yo man. Was it ever confirmed if he's trully born in the USA? Because if he trully is I think this dude might actually be autistic.
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roy is a low IQ individual a la maxine waters.
 
Roy's back with his galaxy brain takes on the latest haps:


Summary:
  • The coronavirus is all Trump's fault, and he and the director of Homeland Security should resign.
  • He personally knows someone who died of the coronavirus, so now it's serious business.
  • He is scared of dying of the virus, since he is obese. He plans to write lots of letters to his elected officials, but mentions nothing about plans to lose the weight.
  • Everyone who gets killed by the coronavirus should get a $500K death benefit, to be awarded to the next of kin,.
  • Everyone in America who makes less than $100K a year should get a $20K stimulus. He estimates that this will cost $1 trillion. He's low; it's about $1.8 trillion, even if you only count households under that number. But, hey, the Fed just prints money, right?
  • "Society comes first, then family, and last the individual," says the man who lives off of his family and does nothing for anyone else.
  • But he was sure proud to have hoarded PPE early on, before it was hard to get. Is he giving that to society? Pressing X, right here.
  • It's all about survival of the fittest, says obese, incompetent Roy.
  • If he doesn't make a video in the next two or three months, it's because COVID-19 got him. It won't be his fault.
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Starts talking about how everyone should be getting trillions of dollars from the government in "social money" for covid.

Closes talking about how Fed printing is "black magic." "Black magic, printing money out of nothing ... trying to push off a depression ... Magic only works for so long until the illusion is known, you can't fool people. Tricks only last so long."

I'm sure "social money" would be different. Because reasons.
 
Well, social money is for Roy, whereas invalid money is money that goes to other people.

Roy holds Trump responsible for the virus because he is the captain of the good ship America. Later on, he wonders why Trump has so much authority, as opposed to more authority residing in the people. Does Roy not know how a captaincy works? Or an elected government, or anything?
 
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Why did homeland security investigate him? How did I miss that?
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I know the Philadelphia police came calling upon him at some point. He has claimed PTSD from that point. I don't know if he's limping them in with Homeland Security or if they actually took an interest in him. Remember, Roy is in the habit of narcissistic exaggeration.
 
Roy has put up a video telling Uber and Lyft that they should make themselves into less centrally controlled marketplaces. He explains why this would be good for the drivers, he handwaves some stuff about how it'd be good for the customers...but never explains why it'd be good for the companies. I guess he's given up on being a "cap", or being the person to give someone a job, or anything else focusing on company strategy. Certainly he is not proposing to start such a company. Perhaps he realizes it wouldn't be terribly profitable, or maybe he finally understands his limitations as a business leader HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.

It wouldn't be a Roy video without ridiculous repetition and self-pity. Apparently he wore out his shitbox car driving it for Uber and Lyft. There's a reason part of the pay is per mile, Roy, you financial genius. You're supposed to use it to maintain the car!


An archive? Why, yes, I will!

 
We missed Roy's return to Twitter!

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So let's see his big achievements:
  • Returned to Twitter. That's not an accomplishment. That's just posting.
  • BA degree: Still not accomplished as of 2020, although he projected he'd finish in mid-2019. No actual accomplishment at this time.
  • Job: Claims finance, but is actually unemployed. No accomplishment at all here.
  • Music: Oh, now his artistic career should wait on his schoolwork? What a reversal!
  • Focus on health over wealth: No actual goals stated for health, and wealth was impossible for him anyway so that's no real sacrifice.
Summary: The usual big fat zero.
 
AprilRains said:
We missed Roy's return to Twitter!

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So let's see his big achievements:
  • Returned to Twitter. That's not an accomplishment. That's just posting.
  • BA degree: Still not accomplished as of 2020, although he projected he'd finish in mid-2019. No actual accomplishment at this time.
  • Job: Claims finance, but is actually unemployed. No accomplishment at all here.
  • Music: Oh, now his artistic career should wait on his schoolwork? What a reversal!
  • Focus on health over wealth: No actual goals stated for health, and wealth was impossible for him anyway so that's no real sacrifice.
Summary: The usual big fat zero.
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Didn't he say that he only had 5 classes to go back in 2018?
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He has many more stupid Tweets recently. Here's just one.

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  1. That drumbeat again. Roy, they're called economics classes, and I took one in high school. I sure as hell didn't wonder afterward why I couldn't print my own money and have other people honor it. The problem isn't education, it's that you're ineducable.
  2. Roy is still buttmad that the police had the nerve to respond to a call on him years ago. I am not generally a cop lover, but I am when they put the arm on Roy.
  3. This loser still wants to sue Reddit for mocking his very public display of narcissistic cluelessness. Truth is a defense to libel, Roy.
  4. He still thinks he's black! He's also been posting a lot of links to anti-cop rap videos, mocking white people who stand with BLM, and other shit. You may be dark-skinned, inarticulate, uneducated, and grandiose, but none of that makes you a rap star, Roy. Remember, we've seen and heard your raps. They're shit.
  5. Now he has abandoned any pretense of being a "cap"/"cappaliss"/capitalist. He wants free money, straight up. Roy, you are exactly the best argument against any otherwise reasonable call for tax reform. People are fine with sharing wealth and helping the deserving poor, but our collective nightmare is any of that money going to nasty, shiftless, ungrateful assholes like you.
 
Roy has a tedious new video out - over 20 minutes long:


Summary:
  • Trump is gonna lose in 2020. He may not even run. He's such a loser! (Says Roy Philipose. LOL!)
  • The stonk market may come back, but he thinks it will dip again. He thinks the Fed is breaking the law, but isn't sure how.
  • The coronavirus is still out there. Wear your masks, young people! (Stop talking down to young people, you washed-up failure.)
  • He wants an interview to prove how normal he is. (He has been offered interviews in this thread, and has chickened out of every one.)
  • He's looking for an equity analyst position, working from home. He expects to have a degree by the end of the year. (Place your bets.)
  • He's a successful stonk picker because of his passion for it. Never mind that he loses money every time he tries it. Passion!
  • His mental health has improved after a problem last month. He's laughing more (god, what an unconvincing laugh) and he's dreaming more. If you don't have your mental health, you have nothing. (Oh, Roy.)
  • His wife and his kid are not faring so well in that regard. He is vaguely determined to help them, but voices no concrete plans. (Maybe getting a job and staying away from them more would help.)
  • He's back on Twitter but admits he's not doing much there. (Yes, w've seen your tweets.)
  • Tesla is going to do well, although it is currently overvalued.. Roy had been concerned for Elon Musk's mental health, but he seems okay now.
  • You make money by buying and holding stonks, not by trading them. Trading is like a casino. (No, Roy, that's not a zero sum game.)
  • "Blacks are like an endangered species now." He then lectures white people. Rants about BLM in a mumbling monotone.
  • Inequality is bad. Not everyone is doing well. (Yes, Roy, we know you are a failure.)
  • "Capitalism has technically failed in America." No, Roy. You failed as a capitalist.
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AprilRains said:
Tesla is going to do well, although it is currently overvalued.. Roy had been concerned for Elon Musk's mental health, but he seems okay now.
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Jesus, you'd think he'd have given up on Tesla by now. Every time he brings it up, it's always in a negative light.
Sorry Roy, Elon-Kun won't notice you. At least not after last time.


AprilRains said:
"Capitalism has technically failed in America."
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I don't know why this man considers himself a capitalist. Pretty much every economic idea he has involves some sort of mass distribution of wealth/power. The man should just accept socialism and get over it.
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Lol, just took a look at his Twitter and found this from a week or two ago:
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Still assmad at the DHS as ever, I see.

And despite being a middle class Pajeet, he somehow manages to pull off one of the most White Liberal-tier lines out there.
 
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Still assmad at the DHS as ever, I see.
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You know what, Roy? Just because someone else did something else you don't like, that doesn't mean it was wrong for law enforcement to go after your fruitcake ass. There can be more than one nutjob in the world at a time.
 
O, those domains he's selling. O my.

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Yeah, sure, Roy.

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College Truth Strikes Again!

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Roy, do not mess with the Uprising.

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Honey Baked Hams is not buying your domain.

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So close and yet so far.

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Oh, no! Don't give up on the dream, Roy!

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Raul Castro is gonna send thugs to his house, just on principle.

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That is a great way to make Bitcoin sound much worse.
 

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Wow. Dream big, sure, but maybe not ridiculous big.
Who am I kidding. This guy thought Elon musk would hire him on as a CEO just because he showed up at a shareholders meeting.
 
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