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FATAL or review?
Review was deliberately done "tubgirl style", but focused on woman-hating to a degree you can't help but feel they're being serious. There's a thousand absurdly dumb nitpicks you can make about the game like 50% to roll Maximum Age lower than your Curren Age, or a king being able to afford a siege machine after saving every penny for 30 years, or plate mail costing more whole than in parts, or that authors had much more of an obsession about cannibalism and drinking blood than raping women. There are 2 magical items who are pretty much identical in function, which is drinking blood/eating human flesh and apparently nothing else.
According to a co-author (Torturon IIRC, who did some amateur wrestling shows "Pain and Pleasure") Byron Hall was 100% serious and FATAL was his Fantasy Heartbreaker.
 
I was talking about the game, itself. Everything about it is so autistic that it's impossible to take it seriously
They were 100% serious. Torturon even tried to buy the copyright of FATAL from Byron but was denied. Byron allegedly was let down by the negative reception and resigned to renovating Indie cars.
 
There are 2 magical items who are pretty much identical in function, which is drinking blood/eating human flesh and apparently nothing else.
Isn't there a spell failure mechanic where if you hit some critical failure you literally destroy the entire world?

I know Call of Cthulhu effectively has that since I can't imagine what Call Azathoth (a titanic nuclear chaos) would do other than effectively obliterate the world. I had this happen because I had a sanity loss mechanic where you could go catatonic or schizo or paranoid and were then effectively an NPC, or go on a homicidal rampage, commit suicide, or a number of other things including casting a spell, which if you went insane specifically by learning that spell would be that spell, or random if it was some external cause.

Someone actually did destroy the world in one CoC campaign that way. The situation was absolutely hopeless though and the world would have been destroyed anyway.
 
The rare ban I agree with.
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Dude had 4 posts and 3 of them were "but what if my-I mean my friend's vampire really wants to suck a dick?"

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Old Gods of Appalachia remains heap big trouble for paleskins.

Speaking of...
Try reading just the original post and see how long it takes you to spot the infraction.
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Speaking of...
Try reading just the original post and see how long it takes you to spot the infraction.

I spotted it at once, but that's only because I know how utterly insane RPG net mods are these days.

Personally I'd have banned him for using "reigned" instead of "reined."
 
The rare ban I agree with.
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Dude had 4 posts and 3 of them were "but what if my-I mean my friend's vampire really wants to suck a dick?"

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Old Gods of Appalachia remains heap big trouble for paleskins.

Speaking of...
Try reading just the original post and see how long it takes you to spot the infraction.
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Honestly, the fact that they're getting their jimmies this rustled over Old Gods makes me feel even better about having backed both of the Kickstarters for it.
 
Honestly, the fact that they're getting their jimmies this rustled over Old Gods makes me feel even better about having backed both of the Kickstarters for it.
Can't speak to the game mechanics but I like any 'dug too deep' horror setting. Old God's premise reminds me of the Blue Mountains area in the old Secret World MMO.

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Can't speak to the game mechanics but I like any 'dug too deep' horror setting. Old God's premise reminds me of the Blue Mountains area in the old Secret World MMO.

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The setting is neat and they really do nail the Lovecraftian "dug too deep" aspect. Rules are fine. I've never played a Cypher System game before this one, but I like how it's weighted toward a narrative-heavy campaign because that's the kind of game I prefer. It does have a whiff of current-day politics in that it's got one of those consent checklist things, but that's pretty easy to ignore if you know your players.
 
From a thread about Dragon Age: Veilgaurd, where of course everyone is excited to be consuming product.
I do love the sheer balls these fucks have to claim that they are the normal ones and the people frustrated about trannies shoving their fetish into things are the ones pushing politics. It doesn't matter if they made a big point about adding pronouns and zipper tits to “body types A and B,” you can't object because you theoretically don't have to make your character have them, never mind that there are still probably NPCs with this shit shoved in your face anyway.
 
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