Rule 34 Horrors and Oddities

About a decade ago, a batch of disturbing Nickelodeon/Disney's Doug porn were created on a popular oekaki board. They were frequently shared on imageboards, especially on 7chan's now-defunct /34/ board. Unsurprisingly, everyone were horrified. The thread on the subject was even stickied at one point.
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The original artist of this thing demanded for more of this.
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A few other artists on the board obliged.
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And so began a mini bandwagon of bizarre Doug porn.
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(He's supposed to be crying poop.)
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I only included these for the sake of completion.
Unfortunately fortunately, there's one more image missing from this set. I hadn't been able to save that one, and I still can't find it anywhere. If you're wondering, that missing image contained scat and a sieve shoved into a poor girl's asshole.

Honk fucking honk.
 
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I'm not sure where to post this. Amor Films. I'm not sure they deserve their own thread so I'll post it here.

This is old cartoon porn from Germany, and it is propably the only porn that you can "enjoy" without touching yourself. But you can't fap to it anyway.

It is the wierdest shit I have ever seen. I'll not link any sites apart from the one listing their films.

Not safe for work, and not safe for your sanity either:

http://myclasic.com/category/8mm-film/amor/amor-film-cartoons/

What I have seen, these films contain chimneys morphing into cocks, man fucking through multiple women, things inserted in the vagina coming out of the women's mouth, and eyeballs turning into hands and noses into penises for a wholly new meaning of facial.

This shit is just surreal. There is no other word for it. Abandon all your sanity and reason, you will never know what happens next. Will a table turn into a dick? Will the dick sprout arms and read a newspaper? Will a vampire crawl into a cow and put his cock out through its teats? One thing for sure, you better watch it when you are high or at least very drunk. All the while it is narrated by a deep male voice, and often features singing. The Chris chan level art quality does not make it any better. This is like Chuck Tingle hetero version, on every drug you can imagine and a few you can't.

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I do not think it was meant for kids, but I am not sure what the hell it was meant to be?

It is surreal as heck, but was it meant as satire? comedy? Or germans just like fapping it to this:

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This just boggles the mind. What were they snorting? If you want to see more absurdity, just google "1970 old german porn" and... try ot hold onto what shreds of your sanity will remain.
 
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The thing is, 1970s Germany would have still been hurting after the war. When you're traumatised, it can make it very hard for you to feel anything much; you have to seriously put some effort into making things lurid enough that it gets someone's attention.

Also, I've seen Japanese porn a hell of a lot weirder than this. Don't believe me? Go check out 4chan's Alternative Hentai board. You'll have to dig a bit amongst the dick girl threads that constitute 80% of the contents, but once you're there... well, let's just say it's educational.
 
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glass_houses said:
The thing is, 1970s Germany would have still been hurting after the war. When you're traumatised, it can make it very hard for you to feel anything much; you have to seriously put some effort into making things lurid enough that it gets someone's attention.
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They were still hurting until like 20 years after they reunited in 1990.

It's only in the past few years that they've started barging around like Nazis again, ordering everyone in Europe to do their bidding, forcing austerity programs down the throats of Greece and Cyprus, etc. etc.
 
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