Rule 34 Horrors and Oddities

If I had to learn this, then so do all of you. Apparently, August 8 is vore day. A link too, on this special occasion.

Nice to know I have an anti-birthday.
 
I'm not sure where to post this. Amor Films. I'm not sure they deserve their own thread so I'll post it here.

This is old cartoon porn from Germany, and it is propably the only porn that you can "enjoy" without touching yourself. But you can't fap to it anyway.

It is the wierdest shit I have ever seen. I'll not link any sites apart from the one listing their films.

Not safe for work, and not safe for your sanity either:

http://myclasic.com/category/8mm-film/amor/amor-film-cartoons/

What I have seen, these films contain chimneys morphing into cocks, man fucking through multiple women, things inserted in the vagina coming out of the women's mouth, and eyeballs turning into hands and noses into penises for a wholly new meaning of facial.

This shit is just surreal. There is no other word for it. Abandon all your sanity and reason, you will never know what happens next. Will a table turn into a dick? Will the dick sprout arms and read a newspaper? Will a vampire crawl into a cow and put his cock out through its teats? One thing for sure, you better watch it when you are high or at least very drunk. All the while it is narrated by a deep male voice, and often features singing. The Chris chan level art quality does not make it any better. This is like Chuck Tingle hetero version, on every drug you can imagine and a few you can't.

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This is incredible late, but with a slight PL I can confirm that these are what's called comedy porn movies. They used to be incredible popular in Germany as well as Austria, hence "Porno-Gags für Liebhaber des Zeichentrickfilms" = "Porn parodies for cartoon lovers", which is also why you see a lot of American cartoons/world topics in them. They weren't really meant as masturbation material (although someone will surely have done that), they were more or less hardcore Comedy Central.

It was basically pre-South Park Germany, which becomes obvious during a lot of the dialogue too.
 
Try timing how long it takes to get what's going on here.
A blowjob through nipple penetration as well as hose nipple?
Why do people hate the human body so much? (:_(

At first, I thought that there was a watermark over the image but they did an x-ray for the outline to show where the body is. That's new to me. :\

PS: The hose nipples remind me of this.
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You guys remember the one scene from Dumbo when all the bitch elephants stood on each other to form a pyramid?
 
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