Runescape - welcome back to 2007 motherfuckers

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I was one of those that stuck around. I was never fine with the MTX though. I first started playing when I was in elementary when I overheard fellow classmates were talking about an online video game where you could "get drunk at a bar and punch women." I stuck with the main game since 2008 and played it off and on over the years. My first account got phished because I was a newer naive internet user that fell for a fake giveaway and my second account was banned during a 3 month break for macroing after a data breach. I've played an ironman since then mostly to get away from the microtransactions but then Hero's Pass soured me to RS3.

I'm just disappointed with Runescape now. I'd like to play OSRS but I'm having a hard time motivating myself to do so.
OSRS Ironman is fun but depending on your age you likely wont have time to get the most fun out of it. I played it through most of my 20s but now that I'm in my early 30s I couldn't justify that time investment. It's not something you can play "just for fun", you have to want to get to the endgame. My tastes have changed to "just for fun" being more important since I don't play games as much, there's a lot better games for that niche.

Once you get to a certain point the biggest problem of both games seems to be upkeep. Almost everything fun eats supplies and the challenge becomes doing everything using the least amount of supplies to avoid the inevitable grind to make more. It should never get to the point where you have to grind for 2 hours to get 1 hour of "fun". Hero's Pass could've addressed this.

For Hero's Pass they should've scrapped any PvM buffs and done cosmetics, untradeable PvM supplies or supplies for the relevant skill, and currencies for legacy content that provides buffs players reluctantly still grind today. With the legacy content currencies, add resource packs to the relevant shops so no "step" is wasted even if you have everything. Then copy Halo MCC's Pass system where Passes never expire, eliminating fomo. If they want to take it a step further after "finishing" a Pass let the player progress indefinitely for relevant supplies. If they want to let people buy "steps", disable that when the last cosmetic is earned so they can't buy an infinite amount of supplies with IRL money. Even if they kept the grind to hundreds of hours per track and did a Premier track with extra goodies, I'd be fine with it.

The balance of legacy content currencies would be to lower the grind, not completely eliminate it. Maybe doing a whole pass gets you 60% to the relevant skill's buffs. Doing the legacy content activity would still be faster if you want the buff sooner, but being able to knock out 60% of something you don't want to do by doing something you'd want to do would make the other 40% go down smoother.

An example would be a Pass with a Mining/Smithing theme. Between the cosmetics you get extra currency for the Burial Smithing activity, stone spirits, or currencies for other Mining/Smithing buffs locked behind shops.
 
Today's newspost shows the updates planned for 2024 are mostly tranny, prononce and faggotry.
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This Mod Fowl person is a tranny.
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https://runescape.wiki/w/Mod_Fowl - as you can see from their work, it's almost entirely tranny-fying RuneScape.
Might be worthwhile keeping en eye on this gross freak.

Reddit post about the tranny shark. I think the faggot subreddit mods have banned all but the paedophiles.

Won't be long before OSRS becomes a stinkditchole too.

Edit: The official troonscape Xwitter account was deleted/removed. Why? idk
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Today's newspost shows the updates planned for 2024 are mostly tranny, prononce and faggotry.
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This Mod Fowl person is a tranny.
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https://runescape.wiki/w/Mod_Fowl - as you can see from their work, it's almost entirely tranny-fying RuneScape.
Might be worthwhile keeping en eye on this gross freak.

Reddit post about the tranny shark. I think the faggot subreddit mods have banned all but the paedophiles.

Won't be long before OSRS becomes a stinkditchole too.

Edit: The official troonscape Xwitter account was deleted/removed. Why? idk
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They've added so many dragon items over the years: plate, claws, kite, sword... is 2024 the year of the dildo?
 
Funny how RS3 has literal years of backlog regarding requested features, fixes, and improvements... and the dude decides to spend a week of literal "do whatever the fuck you want" work time on adding something literally no one gives a shit about. Troon titles.

Amazing. Was in awe of it when I read it at work earlier today.
 
And just as I was thinking of getting back into the nolife simulator, turns out it's become all tranny shit. What a way to ruin my week on a Monday.
 
Does RS3 ever have anti-fag month riots, or is that just OSRS?

I've always seen RS3 as complete shit, so I'd expect the only people who play that to be perfectly fine with the game being so pozzed.
If you sit around crowded areas like bank chests on the Portables world (a ridiculous concept for RuneScape to anyone who plays OSRS) you get conversation and if it turns to troon shit you get the gamut of people being for and against it but not too loudly ya know. If you said "fuck troons" you'd get ousted in a heartbeat because British company.
 
The subtitle of the thread should be changed to something troony related.


This is no longer the free game from the 2000's that people remember...
 
The problem with having so much of your childhood online is that trannies and retards can retroactively fag up things you already experienced and enjoyed. You can't retcon the 80s and 90s into being about mentally ill men cutting off their dicks.
 
The problem with having so much of your childhood online is that trannies and retards can retroactively fag up things you already experienced and enjoyed. You can't retcon the 80s and 90s into being about mentally ill men cutting off their dicks.
I mean, shit, Toontown Rewritten has like 50 fucking pronouns you can pick out from what I saw in a video from Oneyplays
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It wouldn't shock me if this game is rife with groomers too. Anyone who plays this who's over the age of 18 needs to have their hard drive searched.
 
Jagex made the makeover mage a they/them on Oldschool in Nov 2022
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Uh, no, the Makeover Mage was an NPC that basically had no personality or character and existed to take 2000 gold coins to change your in-game avatar. That's it. The Gower Brothers were not thinking "holy shit u know gender is a spectrum and we need to represent this in the game" because that shit literally did not fucking exist until some pedophile on Tumblr started masturbating and posting at the same time. There is a reason the second "pansexual" NPC was added two DECADES later.

Fucking GOD I hate these FAGGOTS
 
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