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Mod Blkwitch is my personal vote; she may have a toothy smile like a gelada monkey but she does good work on the environmental updates
This so much. People I've spoken to have the same opinion. Willing to overlook her piercings and whatever ghoulish looks she pulls because she's done more for environmental/area graphics in a few years than anyone else in the past decade, with more to come. She also designed the look of an endgame weapon: BoLG, though there may be more.

This Ness dude didn't even look half bad before trooning out. Shame..
Couldn't agree more. Ben had good looks and relatively mild politics. A nerdy gamer and artist. I've scoured his pre-troon socials and it's mostly chill. He threw his old identity away for this...
The way I see it he was just a meek gay that found consolation with becoming a tranny - what he saw as a 'protected' group where he'd get quick empathy. Over time, to fit in as one of them he did what the average troon does.

Many such cases of normal chaps falling for this bullshit it makes me mad.
I'll never forgive people that'd enabled trannies. Never.

Fagex aren't about to reverse any of the pride-slop in runescape. They've still got trannies working for them. E.g. Mod Chaose (former senior QA for RS3), now a plural pronoun retard. Yuey (community manager) who's proud to be part of a gay alliance of gamers or something (it's on his personal bluesky bio). Zura, who's... a spawn of satan for shitting all over the lore.
I should point out that pride titles were planned by ex-RS3 lore mod, Raven (I believe he's writing the lore for Dragonwilds now). Ben became the perfect scapegoat to take the heat. Raven's still there...
"Let's have the trans work on pride updates as it'll look better for our image", is what I predict internal memos would have been, more or less.

I hope you guys are being Karens about the pride events this month.
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Greeted with this every login. Complaints will continue until things improve.
 
I hope you guys are being Karens about the pride events this month.
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Greeted with this every login. Complaints will continue until things improve.
Fortunately, this isn't currently a problem in OSRS. Instead, I'm getting tips such as: Did you know? You can put two halves of a pizza together to make a whole pizza!

Nope. I did not know you could decant multi-bite foods in OSRS.
 
Fortunately, this isn't currently a problem in OSRS. Instead, I'm getting tips such as: Did you know? You can put two halves of a pizza together to make a whole pizza!

Nope. I did not know you could decant multi-bite foods in OSRS.
I'm mad you can't do that with green/blue jellies in rs3. You gotta go to War or I think there's a specific "jellyfish stitcher" at the deep sea hub.

@Magicat
Zura, who's... a spawn of satan for shitting all over the lore.

I should point out that pride titles were planned by ex-RS3 lore mod, Raven (I believe he's writing the lore for Dragonwilds now). Ben became the perfect scapegoat to take the heat. Raven's still there...

I feel like I remember Zura for something, may have been said here. Was he basically second in command with Jack doing the sixth age and the elder gods and everything because I'm mixed on that whole arc still.

Raven at least has been a long time dev and made stuff. I guess I see the logic of using Fowl as a scapegoat. He even left and then came back for Dragonwilds.
 
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Dragonwilds team also made to SUFFAH.

Notable among the layoffs is Orion, who worked on a number of major updates, and voices The Ambassador.
 
The only name on the layoff list i recognized was Timbo, and that's because he has been at Fagex for like two decades at this point.
Unless Jack is the "we need to nuke Karamja because it contains black people" Jack.
 
Unless Jack is the "we need to nuke Karamja because it contains black people" Jack.
The very same Jack. He's also the one who was prolific in changing Gypsy Aris -> Aris, and renaming all the Alis from the Feud / Pollnivneach, calling it bad humour that an old-school comedian would have made. Spits on the old devs' work every other week.

I hate to admit it, but Mod Rowley (oldfag) defended those changes too.

Time and time again, Jack would get negative reception to his retarded decisions. I found this old screenshot on reveddit about FSW. The thread was locked by a faggy long-term RS reddit mod called 5-x.
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The censored reply is by a she/her person.

Notable among the layoffs is Orion, who worked on a number of major updates, and voices The Ambassador.
Shame about that, though I reckon he's liberated. At one point he changed his Twitter handle to OrionGameDev, but was forced by Fagex to undo it. I also remember he spoke out against radical woke fucks, telling them not to berate 'cis' people, whites and straights, if they want equality, among other things.

If anyone wasn't aware, Orion left the RS3 team a few years back. I wanna say it wasn't long after Shauny, Osborne and such quit the company. (I looked it up just now. Osborne quit Jagex, and Orion quit the RS3 team in Feb 2022.)

I wish him all the best.

I feel like I remember Zura for something, may have been said here. Was he basically second in command with Jack doing the sixth age and the elder gods and everything because I'm mixed on that whole arc still.
I regret not making a proper hall of shame for him.

Powerword: Elliot Grey
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Mod Raven wrote Tales of Pride with his replacement, Zura.

Zura was brought on to replace Raven around Arch release. According to the wiki page, he made some small contributions to MTX cosmetics before that.

He wrote a lesbian love story (because of course), between a brown orphan and an upperclass white. In a followup quest he introduced more background brown characters (attendees, not documented on the wiki). I played the quest twice, so I caught on since those characters would later reappear as the gay negro of Burthorpe and Duke Horacio's negress cousin.

The lesbian quests were cringe.

He wrote the whole Civil War arc, taking a shit all over lore that was established a whole decade prior: Moia, Bilrach and various Zamorakians. Flagrantly injected irl people to his quests: an RS3 streamer and groomcord members he was a fan of. For context, this kind of shit is extremely rare for Jagex, and usually not as blatant. Great lead narrative mod...

Dare I speak about the Anne Dmitri/Trindine cringe :X
Did he make everyone so unlikeable and cringe that the negress Adrasshit would look better by comparison.

By this point there was significant criticism, even by genderspecials in the RS3 reddit community. People that grew up with the lore felt betrayed by Jack's decisions to let this nobody fuck it all up.

Jack placed Mod Shrike in charge of the lore at some point during the Fort Faggotry arc, with Zura becoming a support, but not before the pronoun-heavy murder quest. I can't understand what goes through Jack's head and why he's so gung-ho about Zura. Jack used to be a lore mod. What a cunt. I want to guess he sees accepting the fact Zura's a failure as his own shortcoming as the lead RS3 mod.

I dunno how the new lore's like. The only thing I've heard about Shrike is from a rainbow aura faggot, who bragged during a wildy event that he spoke to Shrike during the last runefest and could chat with her for hours. Doesn't exactly fill me with optimism.
 

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In other news, a channel on YouTube put out a video for the 2025 RuneScape Pride Parade.


Here are a couple of select comments from the video that aren't just the commonly copy-pasted 'go woke, go broke':
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He wrote the whole Civil War arc, taking a shit all over lore that was established a whole decade prior: Moia, Bilrach and various Zamorakians. Flagrantly injected irl people to his quests: an RS3 streamer and groomcord members he was a fan of. For context, this kind of shit is extremely rare for Jagex, and usually not as blatant. Great lead narrative mod...
I vaguely remember Civil War and only that much because it was nothing; we did not participate, we only saw recollections, which I suppose is what had to be done because we're not zamorakians... anymore, as in relevant at all, after Sliske's Game. All I remember is Moia got a chip on her shoulder all of the sudden and seized power with Zamorak gone, gave Zemo the big succ to get powerful enough to kill Bil and somehow make him like, a puppet of a spooky thing from (probably) Erebus. Bil would not have just been bested by some half-breed no matter how much energy she accumulated. Oh and they also basically remove the Twin Furies as a thing by having Moia capture one in a crystal to force the other to obey.

All of this was basically done to service this dichotomy of Moia as this tortured soul Maleficent to Adrestia's, Saradomin's negro adoptive daughter, disney princess shtick. Moia was given a raw deal and I can mostly accept that she saw opportunity to seize power as Zamorakians are wont to do, but she seemed perfectly fine being a right-hand toady.
Dare I speak about the Anne Dmitri/Trindine cringe :X
Remind me; she came off as basically a Marvel one-liner character and not much more unless that's what you mean.

PS: I dunno I like Shrike. Likewise I cannot speak on her politics as I don't know/interact with her but she seems like she keeps her nose to the grindstone. All I recall is she left (for a time) due to backlash over Extinction but you can't place the blame all on her, although I guess it's because she gave the specific post-mortem seminar about it. I didn't mind Fort Forinthry's arc but the Murder on the Border quest was cringe. Really I guess the reason I initially am trusting/hopeful of her is that she's a natal woman who as far as I'm aware is not solely responsible for any major bullshit. She's the lead of Pharaoh's Folly, the newest quest for Desert as of this post. I'd have to play it to know. Also Requiem for a Dragon which is like an epilogue to the Fort. It was okay. Set up some stuff.
 
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In other news, a channel on YouTube put out a video for the 2025 RuneScape Pride Parade.
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Bil would not have just been bested by some half-breed no matter how much energy she accumulated.
Bad fanfiction, is what it is. I recall Bilrach stating he's dabbled in power from the depths of Daemonheim unlike anything else, and he could recognise a similar maddening power in Azzanadra, the same guy that the other Mahj would unequivocally recognise as a level above them (think Ritual where everyone was behind Azzanadra when facing Lucien / the Zamorakian's left Lucien to deal with Azzanadra, when he effectively restored a barely-alive Trindine in a moment - a feat that for millennia required a living Mahj sacrifice, etc.)

Zura's fanfic turned the low-profile, yet powerful Bilrach into a generic villain, and a really fucking boring one at that. Pretty much did the same to Moia who once saw Bilrach's hand, and by extension, Zamorak's wing as her salvation from Lucien.

I could go on about the similar treatment he's done to K'ril, the Twins and others. He had to butcher their characters to make the Saradominist negress look rightous.

As for Trindine, think the worst snarky sarcasm from Sliske cranked up to 11. In Raven's lore he had her be irritated by Sliske's pranks and overall demeanour, while still holding utmost respect for his mastery of shadow magic, among other things.

Zura didn't read the old lore. His chimp like brain saw 'Sliske' + 'Underling' and revelled in making her cringe incarnate. She'll sarcastically quip at every turn, and your player character will be more oblivious than a retarded harem protagonist from the worst anime to see through her Anne Dmitri disguise. I actually didn't think anyone could ironically one-up that level of cringe.

The worst part of this is Mod Jack (real name Tim) thought it was ok. Not once, but multiple quests in a row. Reminds of DEI slop games where they'll crawl in stupendous amounts of shit to put a black character on a pedestal.
 
The worst part of this is Mod Jack (real name Tim) thought it was ok. Not once, but multiple quests in a row. Reminds of DEI slop games where they'll crawl in stupendous amounts of shit to put a black character on a pedestal.
Isn't said blackie also basically a self-insert from someone on the art team? (which is typical)
Bad fanfiction, is what it is. I recall Bilrach stating he's dabbled in power from the depths of Daemonheim unlike anything else, and he could recognise a similar maddening power in Azzanadra, the same guy that the other Mahj would unequivocally recognise as a level above them (think Ritual where everyone was behind Azzanadra when facing Lucien / the Zamorakian's left Lucien to deal with Azzanadra, when he effectively restored a barely-alive Trindine in a moment - a feat that for millennia required a living Mahj sacrifice, etc.)
Bil was always one of the most interesting characters, and the original Daemonheim story was the coolest shit in the game. I liked Mod Osborne but I'll never forgive him for pitching the Sixth Age narrative and pivoting away from the Daemonheim narrative. I want RSHD based off a 2010 slice of thee game so bad it's unreal.
 
Possible reason for the tranny getting fired? Maybe he sperged out a bit too hard about toning down the fag shit this year and management decided it was time to give him the boot. We all know trannies aren't the most mentally stable individuals, so it seems plausible to me.
All I know is North exudes a chudly energy and he's making reddit trannies seethe.
 
Suffah, faggots.
Holy moly.

I wasn't planning on disclosing this if nothing happened since it'd risk phonebooking this KF account. A few weeks ago I sent an e-mail directly to CVC from my personal e-mail complaining about Jagex Ltd. proselytising Pride in their products, linking a few ludicrous rs wiki pages. (Pride overhead emojis, for example).

Figured CVC wouldn't want to have anything to do with Pride, given how controversial it is. Linked this reduxx article too.

I did my part (though I bet this was coming irrespective).

Had we let Pride events slide this year, the chances of them putting a halt to it would shrink.

Joshua said something on MATI at the start of the year which struck. Something about becoming Karens. Someone somewhere will have to read the complaint. Nothing will change by seething in pockets of the Internet.

Besides that, I'm still giddy over the fact that Mod Jack's gone.
 
Holy moly.

I wasn't planning on disclosing this if nothing happened since it'd risk phonebooking this KF account. A few weeks ago I sent an e-mail directly to CVC from my personal e-mail complaining about Jagex Ltd. proselytising Pride in their products, linking a few ludicrous rs wiki pages. (Pride overhead emojis, for example).

Figured CVC wouldn't want to have anything to do with Pride, given how controversial it is. Linked this reduxx article too.

I did my part (though I bet this was coming irrespective).

Had we let Pride events slide this year, the chances of them putting a halt to it would shrink.

Joshua said something on MATI at the start of the year which struck. Something about becoming Karens. Someone somewhere will have to read the complaint. Nothing will change by seething in pockets of the Internet.

Besides that, I'm still giddy over the fact that Mod Jack's gone.
Based Karen.
 
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