Running the Table

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Wildchild wins by default, because I would have won if my posts didn't keep getting deleted when I tried to A-log.
 
What the motherfucking fuck happened to the table run thread?

Virgin: Reads a post and carefully weighs the proper rating to give it, balanced against their personal feelings about the poster and their reputation within the community.
Chad: Uses random number generator to decide what each post should be rated. Ignores it and neg rates everyone anyway.

Table run?

This is definitely on the charts.
 
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Yeah, I dunno.
After the presentation, I went back to the hotel and jacked off into the Dyson airblade. The hotel didn’t *really* have a billing code for the way they had to clean up, I spread aerosolized jizz all over the handicapped bathroom, but it’s definitely $500 and the travel agent is pissed our firm is banned from Doubletree.
I’m sorry, but you know how I feel about seeing Wilford Brimley moustaches. Just...a sexual frenzy is ignited inside me.

Ask my therapist, they’ll tell you I have a problem.
 
What happened to the bigger table running thread?

This post seems to have done it.

Don't you dare question our brave and honorable police officers. Blue lives matter.
 
What happened to the bigger table running thread?

This post seems to have done it.
Yeah, that one really seems to have set people off in every direction. I was certain that some people would dislike it but I think a lot of them just didn't get the sarcasm.

I'm also pretty sure the Late, Off-Topic and Horrifying ones in particular were just given to get me that table run, I don't have any other explanation for them.
 
My post in the 'Hillary is Going To Win in 2020' thread just needs Late and Dislike, I think. It'll be my first.
 
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This post just apparently ran the table:
Close! It's missing the coveted Null "Achievement" trophy sticker, unless that one's unnecessary for this distinguishment.
 
Is there a thread to document the achievement sticker? I don't think I've ever seen one in the wild.
Yeah I wish you could sort out activity/posts by ratings given or something. Probably never gonna happen now that Dear Feeder is pro Total Ratings Death, but would be neat.
 
Yeah I wish you could sort out activity/posts by ratings given or something. Probably never gonna happen now that Dear Feeder is pro Total Ratings Death, but would be neat.
I think you could do that years ago. So much has changed with the sticker system due to retards crying about it constantly.
 
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