Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Harambe]

Now that he's finished this project, which obviously took weeks of his time and undivided attention, he can finally get back to explaining everything to the judge!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Also, he hopefully gets some gigs to pay the sanctions!

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I bet he was most angry that she was a she. He probably thinks he would've gotten everything he wants in life if he was born female, even with his frozen face.

Russ has never really given off the troon vibe that the kind of people who actually feel that way do. His fixation on prostitutes seems to soak up whatever hatred towards women and degeneracy that is normally channeled by troons into chopping off their dicks. That said, if he ever did lob his nob off, skinwalking his sister is peak Russell Greer.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Do we know when was this album (or was it just a song back then?) first announced? Feels like it's been pushed back for the past 5 years.

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

Greer won.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Why Handi-Abled instead of Handi-Capable?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Why Handi-Abled instead of Handi-Capable?

To use “Capable” in any way involving Greer is false advertising and fraud.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Isn't this like website #11? Using shitty web apps to create incomplete websites he abandons after a week is like his side hobby.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

why is everyone so surprised that Russtard can't be bothered to make even a semi decent webpage?

The only thing Melonhead puts work into is getting his dick sucked. Even his supposed life's goal of getting whores made legal is just another path he sees to get his tiny mushroom sucked for free.

Russ is a lazy fuck who really only cares about one thing and that is the only thing he puts any effort into.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So we're living in the bad timeline is what you're saying.

The worst timeline. Somewhere in the multiverse, there's a Russell Greer who's in this exact situation, except he's sperging online constantly, like in the old days.

Isn't this like website #11? Using shitty web apps to create incomplete websites he abandons after a week is like his side hobby.

Yes. He expects these sites to bring success, only to abandon them when we stumble upon them or he doesn't get fame and fortune. It's like when he showed up to the hooker with $ instead of $$$$ and was surprised she turned him down.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

He expects these sites to bring success, only to abandon them when we stumble upon them or he doesn't get fame and fortune.

He seems to be totally unaware of SEO or how the modern shitpile Web is categorized and used by the average person. Unless you have a popular alcove in the hive-cities of Facebook, Xitter, or Instagram, very few people will give a fuck about a Wix-made shitsite like Greer's.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Why Handi-Abled instead of Handi-Capable?

I think Greer intentionally fucks up idioms in an attempt to be quirky and different. Like with his Taylor Swift thing where he kept saying "When good intentions hit the fan", which doesn't make any sense but it's different I guess.

 

[often puzzled]

Now, now. Maybe he's not being lazy. Perhaps the John Doe review is from music legend John Doe.
really cool guy, hyper-talented, so many interesting projects over the years


. . . or not.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Do we know when was this album (or was it just a song back then?) first announced? Feels like it's been pushed back for the past 5 years.

He's been hyping up the song "She Don't Like Nice Guys" since COVID.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He's been hyping up the song "She Don't Like Nice Guys" since COVID.

She may not like nice guys, but I don't like retards with no release schedule. Chop chop, gimpface.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The only thing Melonhead puts work into is getting his dick sucked.

He really doesn't even put much effort into that. He throws minimal money at an ever decreasing pool of Raider Camp Whores.

How much effort would it honestly take to straighten out his life and maybe even find a real girlfriend?

That's part of what makes shitlips so compelling. We can see a path to success for him. If he could just learn to not be Russel Greeeee. Okay Russ the trick is, every idea you have... don't do it. Just put that idea down and walk away from it. Leave it steaming there on the floor of the Walmart mens room at 3am.

I feel like there's an 80's movie script where we, being the evil scientists we are, plug the slobbering loser Russel T Greer into all the computing power of a TRS-80 Model II. To rewrite his personality and become a true ladies man. When Lightning Strikes and unleashes the animal inside!

 

[thebigdream]

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I'm sorry, Music Lover, but you'll die of old age before Russell releases his debut album.

In the modern music industry, consumers are spoilt for choice with the sheer volume of music available at their fingertips. It's really quite an ingenious strategy for Greer to wade into this oversaturated landscape with an album that's not real and probably never will be. Pitchfork is going to be falling over itself to review the empty space where this music would be if it existed.

 

[NoosJunki]

He really doesn't even put much effort into that. He throws minimal money at an ever decreasing pool of Raider Camp Whores.

How much effort would it honestly take to straighten out his life and maybe even find a real girlfriend?

That's part of what makes shitlips so compelling. We can see a path to success for him. If he could just learn to not be Russel Greeeee. Okay Russ the trick is, every idea you have... don't do it. Just put that idea down and walk away from it. Leave it steaming there on the floor of the Walmart mens room at 3am.

I feel like there's an 80's movie script where we, being the evil scientists we are, plug the slobbering loser Russel T Greer into all the computing power of a TRS-80 Model II. To rewrite his personality and become a true ladies man. When Lightning Strikes and unleashes the animal inside!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He should team up with Pat Tomlinson’s serial rapist friend Kelly Lee Williams, who is in Vegas and fancies himself an entertainer. KLW is a NEET with plenty of time on his hands.

And he dances!

 

[Piggle Rick]

He should team up with Pat Tomlinson’s serial rapist friend Kelly Lee Williams, who is in Vegas and fancies himself an entertainer. KLW is a NEET with plenty of time on his hands.

And he dances!

Holy shit I physically cringed, I actually curled away from my screen

…and then I forced my coworker to watch it too, because we are cunts to each other like that. He’ll get me back this week I’m sure.