Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[nemesisAF]

So, HOW does he expect to go on a date, with her in Seattle and him in salt lake?

And jeeeeez....How do you just say "I love you" to a woman you've never met or talked to? What, you love her because you've seen a few pics and think she's hot? Better not look through the Victoria's Secret catalogue, you'll never have enough money for all those "dates".

And, seriously, has no male friend of Russ just taken him aside, slapped him, (then wiped off their hand) and said: "Dude, talking to women like this does not work!" Even if you are ACTUALLY in a relationship, proclaiming your love early and oddly is usually a mistake....We all know this, right?

WHERE did Russ get his ideas about how relationships work, and more importantly how they're SUPPOSED to work?

Well, a real person with a genuine interest might discuss:
1 the football team she is a cheerleader for
2 any of the products she is featuring in her posts
Or even.. Any damn facet in the words (that silly crap that is not a picture that are under the picture) within the post that may show that listening is occurring and that engagement might be worthwhile

but he isn’t interested in any of that, is too dumb to feign it intelligently, too indiscriminating to look at that many instathots posts well enough to post more than the bare minimum (cant risk the drop in volume), and certainly too impatient to put that energy into someone whose panties don’t fall off at the first sign of effort.

never change, Russell It means you will never breed.

 

[The Dude]

WHERE did Russ get his ideas about how relationships work, and more importantly how they're SUPPOSED to work?

Most likely Russ got his ideas about dating and romance from shitty rom-com movies and television. You ask a girl out, she says yes, you take her to dinner and maybe a movie, she is then obligated to let you into her vagina. After all, you spent all that money on her so she owes you, right?

As far as taking that chick to dinner, Russ is just trying to get her attention. Eventually it will evolve into "You don't like nice guys." when she never responds to him. Of course, if she says "yes" and is willing to fly down to Salt Lake for their date, he wouldn't object.

What's this even about

My guess is his apartment complex tore down Russhole's favorite place to hide and watch female tenants walk to the pool in their swimsuits.

 

[The Great Citracett]

It was a restaurant that was torn down:

 

[lamp shade]

It was a restaurant that was torn down:

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A MIX OF SOUR AND BITTERSWEET

RUSS

Is he physically incapable of using any saying correctly??

 

[The Great Citracett]

A MIX OF SOUR AND BITTERSWEET

RUSS

Is he physically incapable of using any saying correctly??

I'd assume so, but that would make an ass of me.

 

[CausticMinory]

Nothing Russ does will ever be correct. Even if you laid all the information out clearly and simple for him, he'd still take the shortcut and fuck it all up. As he's proved over a dozen time.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Petition to rename restraining orders to 'Russell Greer Experiences', all in favor say aye.

 

[The Dude]

Nothing Russ does will ever be correct. Even if you laid all the information out clearly and simple for him, he'd still take the shortcut and fuck it all up. As he's proved over a dozen time.

Yep. Remember how many times the judge in Tennessee explained in clear, simple English with small, easy to understand words exactly how he had to serve T-Swizzle for his lolsuit and how serving anyone else was not work? And of course, Russ wanted to subpoena other people and serve Taylor through them, because doing things the correct way is for losers with small brains, so of course he would continue to waste time for the court, himself, and everyone else involved with the "case".

Petition to rename restraining orders to 'Russell Greer Experiences', all in favor say aye.

Aye!

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[The Dude]

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But...YOU'RE an asshole, Russ. That's why you have no friends and your family wants almost nothing to do with you. You didn't just burn your bridges with them, you took a shit on the ashes afterwards.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yep. Remember how many times the judge in Tennessee explained in clear, simple English with small, easy to understand words exactly how he had to serve T-Swizzle for his lolsuit and how serving anyone else was not work? And of course, Russ wanted to subpoena other people and serve Taylor through them, because doing things the correct way is for losers with small brains, so of course he would continue to waste time for the court, himself, and everyone else involved with the "case".

Nothing Russ does will ever be correct. Even if you laid all the information out clearly and simple for him, he'd still take the shortcut and fuck it all up. As he's proved over a dozen time.

The whole mess happened because Russ has the unshakable belief he's smarter than everyone else. The judge in the first TS suit explained why his arguments were flawed. He rejected that and insisted the judge was wrong. The judge in the AG trial even explained that he didn't even have a claim, let alone proof he'd been discriminated against. But no, the judge was an idiot. It couldn't possibly be because Russ has no idea what he's doing. Nope, not possible.

Petition to rename restraining orders to 'Russell Greer Experiences', all in favor say aye.

AYE!

ETA: "The Russell Greer Experience" sounds like a Netflix Original feature about a demented would-be serial killer that fails miserably to actually kill anyone.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I like this one better

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I like this one better
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Hes wearing his lucky purple tie!

 

[AnOminous]

I like this one better
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And then the Muslim, the Jew and the Christian go onto Kiwi Farms and joke about the retard they all met.

 

[Da Dude123]

I am a Lucas Werner follower mainly, but Russell Greer is growing on me as an Lolcow. I am not sure whether Werner or Greer is more delusional. Both go after women miles and miles out of their league.

But Russell and his DMs to NFL cheerleaders. He really thinks they are gonna respond to him? These women are among some of the most attractive women in the USA. Not only are they super attractive, most of them have college degrees and have a career outside of being a beautiful cheerleader. Like Javai, who Greer is obsessed with, she is a licensed counselor.

These women could have almost any man they want and old droopy face Greer who is maybe a part time janitor thinks he can get one to acknowledge him? Even men who are above average in looks and have a good career and a good personality probably would not stand a chance dating a NFL cheerleader.

Dude must really think it is discrimination for women not to acknowledge him. Like Lucas Werner thinks all 18-24 year old women who won't go to Red Robin with him are being bigots. Neither of these two idiots ever learn their lesson, just keep doing the same thing hoping for a positive result.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I like this one better
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I was expecting the punchline to be "Russell gives the driver a handjob for the ride" but "Russell gets ditched and has to walk home alone" works too.

 

[DrJonesHat]

And then the Muslim, the Jew and the Christian go onto Kiwi Farms and joke about the exceptional individual they all met.

And that's how the partisan rift in America gets healed. The whole country, black,white or brown, Christian, Jew or Muslim, liberal or conservative is united in mocking Russ.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

When is this 'date' happening?? I can't wait to see the fallout when she doesn't show she totally shows up and sucks his peen.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

 

[DarkAlien]

Lol @ cold calling when no one even understand what you are saying.