Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[mr.moon1488]

lol I love that channel so much because people spam 'you sick fuck' comments (and disliked before they got nuked) on almost every video she has. Except for the ones where she eats fruit and it's all "please just keep eating fruits, you're very sexy when you do it"

Bit surprised we don't have a coomer community watch thread here.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Cats are pretty shit at rodent control compared to chickens, and with chickens you get meat and eggs.
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No, cats are awesome.

The dog played a major role in the success of homo sapiens (whose rise to the top of the food chain was never a sure thing in the early days). Dogs are natural pack animals and their hunting and guarding instincts were very useful to itinerant tribesmen.

But the cat is low-key just as important in the success of the agricultural revolution, when rodents suddenly became a major problem (they eat and shit in stored grain, which could mean starvation or fatal sickness for your children). They also like to nest in human homes, which spreads disease. Mice are TERRIFIED of cats, for good reason. The smell of cat is usually enough to keep them away. For many centuries all types of European institutions would have one or more paid mousers on staff, they're pretty good at killing unwanted indoor insects too. They're still common on farms as barn cats, doing the same jobs their ancestors did 6,000 years ago.

Egypt, the first ever superpower, drew its wealth from the fertility of the Nile valley. It is not a coincidence these noble philosopher-farmers recognized the connection between graceful feline night-hunters and the gods themselves. Thank a cat today that you can enjoy bread and beer.

 

[Netizennameless]

Feels bad man. Also, several dozen pages ago, @Borscht posted an article showing the UK didn't want peace this soon, so we already know the roastbeefs care not for Ukrainians and want war. We're seeing the same in the USA: Covid is no longer an excuse for shit and having a common enemy is fun (libtards have jumped into hating Russia w/o question and the ancient neocon fossils are drooling that we can fight Russia instead of 3rd-world Middle-Easterners).

I guess the powers that be realized that trying turn their minions on fellow Americans was a loss. So now it's "RUSSIA B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D" for the tolerant left. They were starting to ask too many questions at home i guess...

I grew up in Portland Oregon and that city is still a wreck from the 2020 Summer of Love. I guess if the money went to my old hometown it'd be wasted. While the MIC creates jobs/funding for scientists/engineers, it does make me a bit sad resources are being burnt (literally) in war instead of repairing our cities (which wouldn't be repaired anyway, but shit's shit).

On the plus side, i guarantee fusion as a power source is about to have a bunch more breakthroughs. All of our enemies benefit from oil and it would massively benefit us to not need it. I've already started to see the uptick in "fusion breakthrough" articles.

 

[Titos]

No, cats are awesome.

The dog played a major role in the success of homo sapiens (whose rise to the top of the food chain was never a sure thing in the early days). Dogs are natural pack animals and their hunting and guarding instincts were very useful to itinerant tribesmen.

But the cat is low-key just as important in the success of the agricultural revolution, when rodents suddenly became a major problem (they eat and shit in stored grain, which could mean starvation or fatal sickness for your children). They also like to nest in human homes, which spreads disease. Mice are TERRIFIED of cats, for good reason. The smell of cat is usually enough to keep them away. For many centuries all types of European institutions would have one or more paid mousers on staff, they're pretty good at killing unwanted indoor insects too. They're still common on farms as barn cats, doing the same jobs their ancestors did 6,000 years ago.

Egypt, the first ever superpower, drew its wealth from the fertility of the Nile valley. It is not a coincidence these noble philosopher-farmers recognized the connection between graceful feline night-hunters and the gods themselves. Thank a cat today that you can enjoy bread and beer.
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My mom has a farm and it had tons of rodents, she bought a cat and it didn't do shit. Second she got some chickens the rats were pretty much eradicated. Also I wouldn't exactly call the Egyptians "noble".

 

[Raoul_Duke]

I guess the powers that be realized that trying turn their minions on fellow Americans was a loss. So now it's "RUSSIA B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D" for the tolerant left. They were starting to ask too many questions at home i guess...

On the plus side, i guarantee fusion as a power source is about to have a bunch more breakthroughs. All of our enemies benefit from oil and it would massively benefit us to not need it. I've already started to see the uptick in "fusion breakthrough" articles.

Yeah, about thirty to forty years late. Still, better late than never.

 

[Elbereth]

I'd even say more. Notice how on right image, there is prisoner's torso next to passport. Notice how it is at slightly different angle and with different shadow than above.

Meanwhile on left image, there is no prisoner with passport. Also, the document seems to have much higher exposition.

@White_N
@Aidan

 

[Netizennameless]

Hate to answer this question so late, but one of the few good things to come out of this war is a weapon system that cost multi-billions of dollars actually fucking working. At this point I'm just glad my tax dollars aren't completely wasted when a javelin missile deletes another Russian tank instead of sitting in a warehouse for twenty years.

To add to this, I mean no disrespect to the Ukranians when I say I'm additionally glad American troops aren't dying to delete them either.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

My mom has a farm and it had tons of rodents, she bought a cat and it didn't do shit. Second she got some chickens the rats were pretty much eradicated. Also I wouldn't exactly call the Egyptians "noble".

Are you really trying to argue that cats aren't good at killing rodents? Is that where we are at in this thread?

 

[White_N]

No, cats are awesome.

The dog played a major role in the success of homo sapiens (whose rise to the top of the food chain was never a sure thing in the early days). Dogs are natural pack animals and their hunting and guarding instincts were very useful to itinerant tribesmen.

But the cat is low-key just as important in the success of the agricultural revolution, when rodents suddenly became a major problem (they eat and shit in stored grain, which could mean starvation or fatal sickness for your children). They also like to nest in human homes, which spreads disease. Mice are TERRIFIED of cats, for good reason. The smell of cat is usually enough to keep them away. For many centuries all types of European institutions would have one or more paid mousers on staff, they're pretty good at killing unwanted indoor insects too. They're still common on farms as barn cats, doing the same jobs their ancestors did 6,000 years ago.

Egypt, the first ever superpower, drew its wealth from the fertility of the Nile valley. It is not a coincidence these noble philosopher-farmers recognized the connection between graceful feline night-hunters and the gods themselves. Thank a cat today that you can enjoy bread and beer.
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Any animal that humanity has tamed only gets worse with time.

They are, however, fluffy.

 

[kuuu]

Some battle footage from Ukrainian side.

War thread on Russian 2ch.hk /b/ got removed so separating the wheat from the chaff in regular /po/ thread just became that much harder.

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Any Dutch around to comment? Very easy to fake this shit.

Spoiler: 3 more pics

Supposed to say: "Expensive? Shut your mouth! Glory to Ukraine!"

 

[Netizennameless]

Are you really trying to argue that cats aren't good at killing rodents? Is that where we are at in this thread?

I know for a fact that 5-10 cats will wipe out every rodent in a 3 mile radius. Especially feral cats.

 

[White_N]

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I'd even say more. Notice how on right image, there is prisoner's torso next to passport. Notice how it is at slightly different angle and with different shadow than above.

Meanwhile on left image, there is no prisoner with passport. Also, the document seems to have much higher exposition.

@White_N
@Aidan

Dude The photo doesn't match the face. Look at the cheekbones of the photo.

Until there is official confirmation, I propose to consider him a Schrodinger's Nazi.

 

[BiggerChungus]

The Russian shill is immunized against all dangers: one may call him an authist, conspiracy theorist, idiot, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a paid troll and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

The Ukrainian shill is immunized against all dangers: one may call him an authist, conspiracy theorist, idiot, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a paid troll and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

On the plus side, i guarantee fusion as a power source is about to have a bunch more breakthroughs. All of our enemies benefit from oil and it would massively benefit us to not need it. I've already started to see the uptick in "fusion breakthrough" articles.

Fusion has been about to be mainstream since before Duke Nukem Forever was announced but I hope it's real.

My mom has a farm and it had tons of rodents, she bought a cat and it didn't do shit. Second she got some chickens the rats were pretty much eradicated. Also I wouldn't exactly call the Egyptians "noble".

Sounds like your mom's cats are domesticated, not barn cats. Fluffy who lies on the windowsill is never gonna be as motivated to hunt as hardass, pipe-hittin barn cats. The Egyptians turned a crocodile infested river into the bread basket of the ancient world for thousands of years and made major discoveries in culture, mathematics, metallurgy and philosophy. What have you done?

 

[mr.moon1488]

Dude The photo doesn't match the face. Look at the cheekbones of the photo.

Until there is official confirmation, I propose to consider him a Schrodinger's Nazi.

Imo, he's probably either glowie, or a deserter who stole some passports.

 

[Aidan]

I wouldnt say that this proves anything. On white nigger one there is no photo in document. Might as well be photoshoped.

Showing one image that could be photoshoped, against another image that could be photoshoped, isnt exactly a knockdown blow.

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I'd even say more. Notice how on right image, there is prisoner's torso next to passport. Notice how it is at slightly different angle and with different shadow than above.

Meanwhile on left image, there is no prisoner with passport. Also, the document seems to have much higher exposition.

@White_N
@Aidan

Chill, I didn't even scrutinize either image, I just roll through and throw around stickers on everything I'll eventually download. One of them is edited; someone is lying.
They share opposite meanings and together show how annoying info from this war is.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

@Borscht deserves a pat on the back for being the most informative and least-gay poster in this thread.

 

[Fougaro]

Hey, you get meat with cats too

When I woke up this morning I did not expect I'd end up watching a Chinese Chantal eating a cat today.

 

[White_N]

The Russian shill is immunized against all dangers: one may call him an authist, conspiracy theorist, idiot, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a paid troll and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

The Ukrainian shill is immunized against all dangers: one may call him an authist, conspiracy theorist, idiot, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a paid troll and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

The Slavs cried out in pain as they struck each other.

 

[Fougaro]

@Borscht deserves a pat on the back for being the most informative and least-gay poster in this thread.

(S)He's the Freddie kind of gay. Everyone else is the OP kind of gay.