Dramacow Ryan J Craig / Mode_View / Demodeview / Aggrax - Anthropomorphic walrus, self-hating small-dicked fat virgin being groomed by a penis inversion cult

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Cool Spot said:
I'm half in the camp of 'don't chop your dick off dude' and 'it'd be funny if he chopped his dick off'.
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We've all seen his dick, or rather, lack thereof. It's all much of a muchness whether that tiny thing is cut off or not. It certainly won't affect the front profile of his swim shorts.
 
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I wonder more if his family or employers somehow got wind of his online exploits. Given he works with kids, having his various fetishes, relationships, nudes, and general degeneracy under his face and real name may be seen as somewhat risky to his career. Who knows.

Maybe this is a sign that he's getting his shit together and is preparing to work on making a healthier life for himself. Or maybe we'll find his new Twatter account in the next few days, where he'll just repeat the same fucked up, pathetic shit that got him his own thread in the first place.

Personally, my money's on the latter. I think he enjoys misery.
 
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stupid frog said:
His Twitter account has been deleted. RIP
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He'll hopefully take this opportunity as a method of growing as a person and learning from his mistakes.

The above is what I'd say if I was talking about a person who I had the slimmest modicum of hope for. In reality, I know he'll either get worse or stay the same, and probably remake an account in less than three months.
 
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He'll hopefully take this opportunity as a method of growing as a person and learning from his mistakes.
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At the very least, this is a good first step. I hope.

Either this means he'll do some reflective soul-searching and realises he can't keep living like this, and he faces reality

or

Without input and "opposition" from places like here, he'll just retreat further into a bubble and he'll double down on his lifestyle

I hope it's the former
 
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You know, for once I'd like to see a happy ending for a lolcow and him actually getting offline, starting to live healthy, lose weight, move out of his parents basement and maybe even meet a nice nerdy girl who isn't opposed to small dicked men.

Aahahahaha, who am I kidding? He'll be back thirsting over Kevin Gibes before Friday.
 
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stupid frog said:
It is locked.
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I'm a bit younger than Ryan but I was definitely way, way too old to be watching children's shows when the one he's using as a banner on his main account came out. Know how I can tell? Cartoons didn't look like bubbly androgynous garbage at the time. Anyway, my point is it doesn't surprise me in the least that this 30-something year old man watches children's shows that came out while he was already an adult.
 
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