Orbiter Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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x to doubt on the ammo can story. No caved in skull to be seen.
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Decided I'd check in on my least favorite "ironic" lolicon nazi.
Still being an embarrassing drunk embodiment of /pol/ I see. Hopefully Ralph doesn't welcome this retarded PedNat back into the fold crease.
I'll check back for the answer in a year when we're on page 45 of this thread
 
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Eight hours. What the fuck is there to talk about with Ralph, Nick, and Josh for eight hours?


To set the record straight, at one hour and 18 minutes in Randbot claims that him saying that he wanted to anally rape an 11 year old was a joke at Ralph's expense. He was impersonating the Gunt, "the way he always doubles down", you see. The joke is about "something he's actually done which is inappropriate things to people under age". You really need a high IQ to understand when Rand was talking very loudly about molesting a child and anally penetrating an 11 year old he was actually taking the piss out of Ethan Ralph. He also claims that it's some kind of King of Pol thing? From 2 months ago? I'm looking through his archives to find the original stream but having a real damn hard time finding it, not even in the past two months but the past year. Gator exclaims "What a fucking retard" when he understands what Ethan is talking about. His next line is "Do we have to go do we have to find the clip again?". Much later Gator says "We need to play the actual clip. I have the clip. I need to go find it". Thankfully after 10 minutes from the beginning of the segment someone finally dredges up the clip in full.


It does sound like he's talking to Bryan Dunn in the build up. Still no idea when exactly was and I'm so tired of skimming through 8-10 hour streams to try to find it. Rand, while doing his best Gunt voice which just sounds like him being drunk, goes from saying "I'm gonna eat 300 sandwiches so I'm fat enough to argue with you on the internet" to screaming "I'M GOING...TO MOLEST... A CHILD" which we've all seen by now. He goes from silly to child rapist in just over 7 seconds.

Why everyone instantly bought Rand going full America First because
  1. Nobody cares about him enough to actually provide context
  2. Ethan might be a rapist but he is not a child rapist. I don't mean "She's 17 so she's still legally a child" I mean what Rand means, an actual child.
Of fucking course people are going to assume that this Oblivion character the player was too lazy to work on was finally admitting his lust for young ass because even in context it doesn't make any damn sense. It's like if they did the same thing but with Null and Rand went from "I'm going to feed her 300 sandwiches" to very next thing being "I'M GOING TO...RAPE A CHILD IN THE BATHROOM OF A WHATBURGER". Even that comparison doesn't fully work because you have the context of Whataburger which hints that it's possibly something about Null. Rand is so much dumber than most gas huffing, brain rotted abo he thinks swollen head is better than.

After going through this retarded journey I have found a new disdain for Gator that I didn't think possible. Gator's smug condescension for Ethan when Ethan didn't know the context from some throw away moment that he had to find and clip and save and send to Rand (you can see Gator's clever naming of the clip from Rand's download folder) is revoltingly pathetic. "Oh em gee! Ralph doesn't get this joke and how it's a joke on him?" Nigger no one knew the joke from some multi hour stream that even in context doesn't makes sense. He is such a fucking pathetic loser going from carrying water for the Gunt to a Gunt hanger on. Zidan really did make the right move in fucking off. Imagine him being stuck with the jar head Nazi larper too.
 
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Rand called Null a homeless, broke-dick incel on his last stream. Also claimed he's not an alcoholic and that people who think he is are just nerdy, autistic teetotalers.

He also lied about his comments where he said he wanted to fuck teenage girls. He said he was simply explaining Australia's Romeo and Juliet laws (which are incredibly fucked up, btw) but it's clear listening to the clip he was talking about wanting to fuck 16 year old girls as a grown man.
 
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the audacity of ammo crate bot calling someone else retarded :story:
also he and his mensch gaYtor are going to debate someone from the commentary community named aiden
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not super familiar with aiden other than he's still 18 or 19 year old
 
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I would try the following streams/shows for Nolzy appearances.

1) ZekeKyle's stream that they do on Tuesdays or Wednesdays on Rand's Weekend.
2) Sven's Tuesday Night streams where he pimps out his son to Rand's Cube of anime degenerates (I thought Sven hated Anime and Weebs but he likes Randbot?)
3) Mr.WhiteTubers's Saturday White Live stream
4) Night Nation Review (don't know as I never watched Night Nation).
 
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Re: Rand almost letting his son drown. Does anyone have the clip where this account is explicitly mentioned or at least a transcript? Seeing that this is a major source of contention, shouldn't this be mentioned in the OP? Has the story been independently verified?
 
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Seventh Sonstein said:
Rand's son is definitely a tard. According to Rand he's 9 years old and doesn't know the days of the week yet. No proof the tardation was caused by drowning though.
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Rand was also bragging on how son was ahead of all the other kids in his class in Reading and Math.

Partly because apparently Rand and his Mrs. actually make the Zergling do his homework while other parents stopped making their kids do their homework.

JustStopDude said:
In defense of Rand's kid, Rand doesn't know what day of the week it is..

And to a drunk retard, a genius would come off as incomprehensible.
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Rand sure knows what day his weekend is. Tuesday and Wednesday (or Australia's Wednesday and Thursday).
 
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