Law Sacha Baron Cohen's Keynote Address at ADL Summit Calls for Control of Social Media - Cohen suffering a possibly fatal case of irony poisoning

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Thank you, Jonathan, for your very kind words. Thank you, ADL, for this recognition and your work in fighting racism, hate and bigotry. And to be clear, when I say “racism, hate and bigotry” I’m not referring to the names of Stephen Miller’s Labradoodles.

Now, I realize that some of you may be thinking, what the hell is a comedian doing speaking at a conference like this! I certainly am. I’ve spent most of the past two decades in character. In fact, this is the first time that I have ever stood up and given a speech as my least popular character, Sacha Baron Cohen. And I have to confess, it is terrifying.

I realize that my presence here may also be unexpected for another reason. At times, some critics have said my comedy risks reinforcing old stereotypes.

The truth is, I’ve been passionate about challenging bigotry and intolerance throughout my life. As a teenager in the UK, I marched against the fascist National Front and to abolish Apartheid. As an undergraduate, I traveled around America and wrote my thesis about the civil rights movement, with the help of the archives of the ADL. And as a comedian, I’ve tried to use my characters to get people to let down their guard and reveal what they actually believe, including their own prejudice.

Now, I’m not going to claim that everything I’ve done has been for a higher purpose. Yes, some of my comedy, OK probably half my comedy, has been absolutely juvenile and the other half completely puerile. I admit, there was nothing particularly enlightening about me—as Borat from Kazakhstan, the first fake news journalist—running through a conference of mortgage brokers when I was completely naked.

But when Borat was able to get an entire bar in Arizona to sing “Throw the Jew down the well,” it did reveal people’s indifference to anti-Semitism. When—as Bruno, the gay fashion reporter from Austria—I started kissing a man in a cage fight in Arkansas, nearly starting a riot, it showed the violent potential of homophobia. And when—disguised as an ultra-woke developer—I proposed building a mosque in one rural community, prompting a resident to proudly admit, “I am racist, against Muslims”—it showed the acceptance of Islamophobia.

That’s why I appreciate the opportunity to be here with you. Today around the world, demagogues appeal to our worst instincts. Conspiracy theories once confined to the fringe are going mainstream. It’s as if the Age of Reason—the era of evidential argument—is ending, and now knowledge is delegitimized and scientific consensus is dismissed. Democracy, which depends on shared truths, is in retreat, and autocracy, which depends on shared lies, is on the march. Hate crimes are surging, as are murderous attacks on religious and ethnic minorities.

What do all these dangerous trends have in common? I’m just a comedian and an actor, not a scholar. But one thing is pretty clear to me. All this hate and violence is being facilitated by a handful of internet companies that amount to the greatest propaganda machine in history.

The greatest propaganda machine in history.

Think about it. Facebook, YouTube and Google, Twitter and others—they reach billions of people. The algorithms these platforms depend on deliberately amplify the type of content that keeps users engaged—stories that appeal to our baser instincts and that trigger outrage and fear. It’s why YouTube recommended videos by the conspiracist Alex Jones billions of times. It’s why fake news outperforms real news, because studies show that lies spread faster than truth. And it’s no surprise that the greatest propaganda machine in history has spread the oldest conspiracy theory in history—the lie that Jews are somehow dangerous. As one headline put it, “Just Think What Goebbels Could Have Done with Facebook.”

On the internet, everything can appear equally legitimate. Breitbart resembles the BBC. The fictitious Protocols of the Elders of Zion look as valid as an ADL report. And the rantings of a lunatic seem as credible as the findings of a Nobel Prize winner. We have lost, it seems, a shared sense of the basic facts upon which democracy depends.

When I, as the wanna-be-gansta Ali G, asked the astronaut Buzz Aldrin “what woz it like to walk on de sun?” the joke worked, because we, the audience, shared the same facts. If you believe the moon landing was a hoax, the joke was not funny.

When Borat got that bar in Arizona to agree that “Jews control everybody’s money and never give it back,” the joke worked because the audience shared the fact that the depiction of Jews as miserly is a conspiracy theory originating in the Middle Ages.

But when, thanks to social media, conspiracies take hold, it’s easier for hate groups to recruit, easier for foreign intelligence agencies to interfere in our elections, and easier for a country like Myanmar to commit genocide against the Rohingya.

It’s actually quite shocking how easy it is to turn conspiracy thinking into violence. In my last show Who is America?, I found an educated, normal guy who had held down a good job, but who, on social media, repeated many of the conspiracy theories that President Trump, using Twitter, has spread more than 1,700 times to his 67 million followers. The President even tweeted that he was considering designating Antifa—anti-fascists who march against the far right—as a terror organization.

So, disguised as an Israel anti-terrorism expert, Colonel Erran Morad, I told my interviewee that, at the Women’s March in San Francisco, Antifa were plotting to put hormones into babies’ diapers in order to “make them transgender.” And he believed it.

I instructed him to plant small devices on three innocent people at the march and explained that when he pushed a button, he’d trigger an explosion that would kill them all. They weren’t real explosives, of course, but he thought they were. I wanted to see—would he actually do it?

The answer was yes. He pushed the button and thought he had actually killed three human beings. Voltaire was right, “those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” And social media lets authoritarians push absurdities to billions of people.

In their defense, these social media companies have taken some steps to reduce hate and conspiracies on their platforms, but these steps have been mostly superficial.

I’m speaking up today because I believe that our pluralistic democracies are on a precipice and that the next twelve months, and the role of social media, could be determinant. British voters will go to the polls while online conspiracists promote the despicable theory of “great replacement” that white Christians are being deliberately replaced by Muslim immigrants. Americans will vote for president while trolls and bots perpetuate the disgusting lie of a “Hispanic invasion.” And after years of YouTube videos calling climate change a “hoax,” the United States is on track, a year from now, to formally withdraw from the Paris Accords. A sewer of bigotry and vile conspiracy theories that threatens democracy and our planet—this cannot possibly be what the creators of the internet had in mind.

I believe it’s time for a fundamental rethink of social media and how it spreads hate, conspiracies and lies. Last month, however, Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook delivered a major speech that, not surprisingly, warned against new laws and regulations on companies like his. Well, some of these arguments are simply absurd. Let’s count the ways.

First, Zuckerberg tried to portray this whole issue as “choices…around free expression.” That is ludicrous. This is not about limiting anyone’s free speech. This is about giving people, including some of the most reprehensible people on earth, the biggest platform in history to reach a third of the planet. Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach. Sadly, there will always be racists, misogynists, anti-Semites and child abusers. But I think we could all agree that we should not be giving bigots and pedophiles a free platform to amplify their views and target their victims.

Second, Zuckerberg claimed that new limits on what’s posted on social media would be to “pull back on free expression.” This is utter nonsense. The First Amendment says that “Congress shall make no law” abridging freedom of speech, however, this does not apply to private businesses like Facebook. We’re not asking these companies to determine the boundaries of free speech across society. We just want them to be responsible on their platforms.

If a neo-Nazi comes goose-stepping into a restaurant and starts threatening other customers and saying he wants kill Jews, would the owner of the restaurant be required to serve him an elegant eight-course meal? Of course not! The restaurant owner has every legal right and a moral obligation to kick the Nazi out, and so do these internet companies.

Third, Zuckerberg seemed to equate regulation of companies like his to the actions of “the most repressive societies.” Incredible. This, from one of the six people who decide what information so much of the world sees. Zuckerberg at Facebook, Sundar Pichai at Google, at its parent company Alphabet, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Brin’s ex-sister-in-law, Susan Wojcicki at YouTube and Jack Dorsey at Twitter.

The Silicon Six—all billionaires, all Americans—who care more about boosting their share price than about protecting democracy. This is ideological imperialism—six unelected individuals in Silicon Valley imposing their vision on the rest of the world, unaccountable to any government and acting like they’re above the reach of law. It’s like we’re living in the Roman Empire, and Mark Zuckerberg is Caesar. At least that would explain his haircut.

Here’s an idea. Instead of letting the Silicon Six decide the fate of the world, let our elected representatives, voted for by the people, of every democracy in the world, have at least some say.

Fourth, Zuckerberg speaks of welcoming a “diversity of ideas,” and last year he gave us an example. He said that he found posts denying the Holocaust “deeply offensive,” but he didn’t think Facebook should take them down “because I think there are things that different people get wrong.” At this very moment, there are still Holocaust deniers on Facebook, and Google still takes you to the most repulsive Holocaust denial sites with a simple click. One of the heads of Google once told me, incredibly, that these sites just show “both sides” of the issue. This is madness.

To quote Edward R. Murrow, one “cannot accept that there are, on every story, two equal and logical sides to an argument.” We have millions of pieces of evidence for the Holocaust—it is an historical fact. And denying it is not some random opinion. Those who deny the Holocaust aim to encourage another one.

Still, Zuckerberg says that “people should decide what is credible, not tech companies.” But at a time when two-thirds of millennials say they haven’t even heard of Auschwitz, how are they supposed to know what’s “credible?” How are they supposed to know that the lie is a lie?

There is such a thing as objective truth. Facts do exist. And if these internet companies really want to make a difference, they should hire enough monitors to actually monitor, work closely with groups like the ADL, insist on facts and purge these lies and conspiracies from their platforms.

Fifth, when discussing the difficulty of removing content, Zuckerberg asked “where do you draw the line?” Yes, drawing the line can be difficult. But here’s what he’s really saying: removing more of these lies and conspiracies is just too expensive.

These are the richest companies in the world, and they have the best engineers in the world. They could fix these problems if they wanted to. Twitter could deploy an algorithm to remove more white supremacist hate speech, but they reportedly haven’t because it would eject some very prominent politicians from their platform. Maybe that’s not a bad thing! The truth is, these companies won’t fundamentally change because their entire business model relies on generating more engagement, and nothing generates more engagement than lies, fear and outrage.

It’s time to finally call these companies what they really are—the largest publishers in history. And here’s an idea for them: abide by basic standards and practices just like newspapers, magazines and TV news do every day. We have standards and practices in television and the movies; there are certain things we cannot say or do. In England, I was told that Ali G could not curse when he appeared before 9pm. Here in the U.S., the Motion Picture Association of America regulates and rates what we see. I’ve had scenes in my movies cut or reduced to abide by those standards. If there are standards and practices for what cinemas and television channels can show, then surely companies that publish material to billions of people should have to abide by basic standards and practices too.

Take the issue of political ads. Fortunately, Twitter finally banned them, and Google is making changes, too. But if you pay them, Facebook will run any “political” ad you want, even if it’s a lie. And they’ll even help you micro-target those lies to their users for maximum effect. Under this twisted logic, if Facebook were around in the 1930s, it would have allowed Hitler to post 30-second ads on his “solution” to the “Jewish problem.” So here’s a good standard and practice: Facebook, start fact-checking political ads before you run them, stop micro-targeted lies immediately, and when the ads are false, give back the money and don’t publish them.

Here’s another good practice: slow down. Every single post doesn’t need to be published immediately. Oscar Wilde once said that “we live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.” But is having every thought or video posted instantly online, even if it is racist or criminal or murderous, really a necessity? Of course not!

The shooter who massacred Muslims in New Zealand live streamed his atrocity on Facebook where it then spread across the internet and was viewed likely millions of times. It was a snuff film, brought to you by social media. Why can’t we have more of a delay so this trauma-inducing filth can be caught and stopped before it’s posted in the first place?

Finally, Zuckerberg said that social media companies should “live up to their responsibilities,” but he’s totally silent about what should happen when they don’t. By now it’s pretty clear, they cannot be trusted to regulate themselves. As with the Industrial Revolution, it’s time for regulation and legislation to curb the greed of these high-tech robber barons.

In every other industry, a company can be held liable when their product is defective. When engines explode or seatbelts malfunction, car companies recall tens of thousands of vehicles, at a cost of billions of dollars. It only seems fair to say to Facebook, YouTube and Twitter: your product is defective, you are obliged to fix it, no matter how much it costs and no matter how many moderators you need to employ.

In every other industry, you can be sued for the harm you cause. Publishers can be sued for libel, people can be sued for defamation. I’ve been sued many times! I’m being sued right now by someone whose name I won’t mention because he might sue me again! But social media companies are largely protected from liability for the content their users post—no matter how indecent it is—by Section 230 of, get ready for it, the Communications Decency Act. Absurd!

Fortunately, Internet companies can now be held responsible for pedophiles who use their sites to target children. I say, let’s also hold these companies responsible for those who use their sites to advocate for the mass murder of children because of their race or religion. And maybe fines are not enough. Maybe it’s time to tell Mark Zuckerberg and the CEOs of these companies: you already allowed one foreign power to interfere in our elections, you already facilitated one genocide in Myanmar, do it again and you go to jail.

In the end, it all comes down to what kind of world we want. In his speech, Zuckerberg said that one of his main goals is to “uphold as wide a definition of freedom of expression as possible.” Yet our freedoms are not only an end in themselves, they’re also the means to another end—as you say here in the U.S., the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. But today these rights are threatened by hate, conspiracies and lies.

Allow me to leave you with a suggestion for a different aim for society. The ultimate aim of society should be to make sure that people are not targeted, not harassed and not murdered because of who they are, where they come from, who they love or how they pray

If we make that our aim—if we prioritize truth over lies, tolerance over prejudice, empathy over indifference and experts over ignoramuses—then maybe, just maybe, we can stop the greatest propaganda machine in history, we can save democracy, we can still have a place for free speech and free expression, and, most importantly, my jokes will still work.

Thank you all very much.
 
Quite the big thunk there...
But when Borat was able to get an entire bar in Arizona to sing “Throw the Jew down the well,” it did reveal people’s indifference to anti-Semitism. When—as Bruno, the gay fashion reporter from Austria—I started kissing a man in a cage fight in Arkansas, nearly starting a riot, it showed the violent potential of homophobia. And when—disguised as an ultra-woke developer—I proposed building a mosque in one rural community, prompting a resident to proudly admit, “I am racist, against Muslims”—it showed the acceptance of Islamophobia.

...

When I, as the wanna-be-gansta Ali G, asked the astronaut Buzz Aldrin “what woz it like to walk on de sun?” the joke worked, because we, the audience, shared the same facts. If you believe the moon landing was a hoax, the joke was not funny.

When Borat got that bar in Arizona to agree that “Jews control everybody’s money and never give it back,” the joke worked because the audience shared the fact that the depiction of Jews as miserly is a conspiracy theory originating in the Middle Ages.

...

So, disguised as an Israel anti-terrorism expert, Colonel Erran Morad, I told my interviewee that, at the Women’s March in San Francisco, Antifa were plotting to put hormones into babies’ diapers in order to “make them transgender.” And he believed it.

...


The Silicon Six—all billionaires, all Americans—who care more about boosting their share price than about protecting democracy. This is ideological imperialism—six unelected individuals in Silicon Valley imposing their vision on the rest of the world, unaccountable to any government and acting like they’re above the reach of law. It’s like we’re living in the Roman Empire, and Mark Zuckerberg is Caesar. At least that would explain his haircut.

...

It’s time to finally call these companies what they really are—the largest publishers in history. And here’s an idea for them: abide by basic standards and practices just like newspapers, magazines and TV news do every day. We have standards and practices in television and the movies; there are certain things we cannot say or do. .... Here in the U.S., the Motion Picture Association of America [an organization controlled by the industry and able to be ignored at will] regulates and rates what we see.
Ali G -produced by the RTL Group, the largest media conglomerate in Europe, and HBO, a subsidiary of WarnerMedia one of the six largest media conglomerates in the world. Both owners of multiple news organizations/productions.
Borat - produced by, at the time, the News Corporation, which was one of the six largest media conglomerates in the world. As part of 20th Century Fox, which is now owned by the Walt Disney Company. (Both companies owners of multiple news organizations/productions.)
Bruno - produced by a subsidiary of Comcast, the second largest media conglomerate in the world. (Owner of multiple news organizations/productions... and for many people: internet access.)
Who Is America? - produced by a subsidiary of the CBS Corporation (which when combined with Viacom is one of the six largest media conglomerates in the world) which owns multiple news organizations/productions.

We won't mention his other roles.

I say, let’s also hold these companies responsible for those who use their sites to advocate for the mass murder of children because of their race or religion. And maybe fines are not enough. Maybe it’s time to tell Mark Zuckerberg and the CEOs of these companies: you already allowed one foreign power to interfere in our elections, you already facilitated one genocide in Myanmar, do it again and you go to jail.

...

If we make that our aim, then maybe, just maybe, we can stop the greatest propaganda machine in history, we can save democracy, we can still have a place for free speech and free expression
Only, you can be thrown in jail at any time for events others do that you have no control over that you simply did not stop discussion of on your platform.
 
I find it delightfully ironic that he is inadvertently making the same case as any ardent Nazi would: that Zuckerberg, a Jew, controls the world's media, is corrupting public discourse and the body politic, and is concerned with nothing but lining his pockets with shekels.
 
'The free and unrestricted exchange of ideas is PROPAGANDA'

Go fuck yourself Sascha. The only way to debunk those theories you hate is to debate them publicly, attempted censorship will only serve to prove their point. Fucking ridiculous you still have to point this out in current year.
anyone who calls for the censorship of the "wrong ideas" because they wont fight back are cowards and deserved to be censored themselves
 
So much irony here considering that Sacha has a purported net worth of $130 million while his wife is worth $25 mil. He's just bitter that he's extremely wealthy but nowhere near wealthy enough to make the world bend to his will. Hypocritical turd.
Instead of being rich enough to get on TV and government productions to influence people and tell them how they should live, he's only rich enough to own nice things, go out whenever he wants and live comfortably the rest of his life.

How horrible!
 
>British voters will go to the polls while online conspiracists promote the despicable theory of “great replacement” that white Christians are being deliberately replaced by Muslim immigrants.
>deliberately replaced


That's an interesting qualifier.

Sounds like a tacit admission that the ethnic dissolution of Britain (and Western Europe more broadly) is real, but that it was an unforeseen consequence of the deliberate policy to import millions of r-selected populations from the third world.

Cohen is lying through his fucking Levantine teeth of course, but even if we take this absurd claim at face value, it is nevertheless in the obvious interest of the native Europeans to reverse this trend and assert their right to their ancestral homeland.

If the continued existence of the people of Israel were under mortal threat, I suspect he would be singing a different tune.
 
They could also ban anti-white speech, but that would whiten the entire platform, so of course out of the question.


...unless they are white. He claims to be against apartheid. To say you were against apartheid 30 years ago might be okay, but to support that now, now that the results have become apparent, is downright ghoulish. He supports the disenfranchisement of the white South Africans from their country and their genocide, that is what he is saying.

SB Cohen is an excellent example of why people hate jews. That disingenuous anti-white piece of shit is representative of how jewish ideals have looked for at least 150 years. Always always always with the anti-white shit.


That is the rub right there: just like when Carlos Maza screamed the tree-tops that Youtube was giving deplorables a platform, despite that the reality was exactly the opposite, SB Cohen is employing the same tactic. Let's not pretend here, this is not SB Cohen's words, this is the official ADL stance, the offical jewish stance.

Every social media platform already routinely and consistently toes the ADL line. That is, however, not good enough! because freedom of speech and freedom of assembly for ethnic europeans impinges on their power and legerdemain, so it must be stopped. That is the issue, all else about equality and equity is bullshit. They will not rest until every word uttered is kosher inspected and approved, until every opportunity for white enfranchisement is dashed, until every bit of truth in the world is eradicated. That is what they are fighting against, and what they fear most: truth. Their lies cannot flourish unopposed as long as truth can bubble up.
Of all the Philosophical Razors, the Skinhead razor is the dumbest. Unless you’re going to label every faggot, every humorless asshole, every self-important whiner and every worthless son-of-a-bitch an “Honorary Jew”. In which case, you’re doing literally the same thing they are, and trying to prop your idiocy up as morally superior to their idiocy.

You get NOTHING. You LOSE. Set yourself on fire. GOOD DAY, SIR.
 
What do you know, a speech by a jew to other jews about the goyim has made my growing suspicion and contempt for them swell exponentially. If they really want to fight antisemitism they should put forth effort to not engaging in, let alone publicly exhibiting, every single negative sterotype every other society has had of them for thousands of years.

No, you see, it's the goyim that still need to give us their change!
 
:optimistic:This is one of his satirical, comedic performances, right? We're going to see this edited into a forthcoming movie to highlight the stupidity of the censorship-loving Left, correct?:optimistic:

I am starting to loath the British, their politics, and their strident insistence on trying to import all their "good ideas" to America.

I feel this way about all non-American countries tbh. And about not a few American states.

Man, what is it about Metal Gear Solid 2? You have the Patriots speech, then you have Rising, which in addition to that even has a character saying "Make America great again"

MGS2 predicted the future.

At least its story (eventually) proved to have some value! #NotMyProtagonist
 
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Goyim like Mark Zuckerberg?
Zuckerberg was raised in a Reform Jewish household and his ancestors hailed from Germany, Austria and Poland.[17] He had a Star Wars themed Bar Mitzvah when he turned 13[16][18] and once "questioned things" before deciding "religion is very important".[19]

(((https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg#Early_life)))

his is one of his satirical, comedic performances, right? We're going to see this edited into a forthcoming movie to highlight the stupidity of the censorship-loving Left, correct?
I would love that to be the case but chances are he's just disappeared up his own ass like everyone else.
 
I think AnOnimous knows Zuckerberg is Jewish.

He's saying the premise of Cohen bitching about the goyim falls flat when the target is what Zuckerberg allows.

What they could be saying is that other Jews are pissed that Zuckerberg isn't coming down harder on the goyim, then they would have a better-sounding point.
 
Part of me hopes that this will be the final nail in the coffin of social media.
The other part of me hopes that Cohen is taking the piss as usual.

The two are not mutually exclusive, however.
 
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Facebook is a fucking cesspit of exceptionalism though. I use it for strictly normie purposes and as a result I am struggling to understand how some people are managing to navigate life with that level of cognitive deficit. Especially parent groups. Oh my god, parent groups. And local buy and sell groups.

We can absolutely argue the principle and defend the principle involved, but the cold truth is that in practice 95% of everything written there is functionally exceptional
I have no problem with Facebook getting ass-rammed by legislature in theory. I do care how the regulation works, because my happy-path is Facebook being replaced by a better service/company that fills the gaps that Zucc has left wide open in the same way Facebook supplanted MySpace. As long as truly-neutral Facebook 2 comes along in the aftermath, then I don't really care how hard the U.S. government buttpounds Silicon Valley.
 
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