Saints Row thread

[The Last Stand]

"The best Saints Row game yet"

It's cute how they think their game be better than Saints Row 2. Like a toddler talking about how humans should live on Jupiter because "it's bigger", the dumbness just warms your heart.

Let's see what Metacritic and the SR community themselves have to say to that bold claim.

 

[TVStactic]

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And it's delayed. (archive)

i was going to comment that too.
I wonder if the house hexagon nigger will comment about it or he will retreat into his trannycord server. Edit - he did
what i found funny is that the trailer sits at this ratio

i wouldn't guess that they want to change stuff, it's just there is a couple of hyped games to be released by now so they'll wait to release this travesty after the dust has settled, i know it's a dream considering faggot boone is in there but if they used this time to change shit and add more stuff in it, while also killing that demented narrative and switching characters back to OG style ones then it'll be fine, also SR2 Subreddit/Trannycord is in meltdown since all the OG fans are banned from it and made their own servers, kek.

 

[BrokenWokenBespoken]

Why does saints look like gender studies graduates in Saints Row Reboot?
Did they think people wouldn't object to emasculatation and censoring "Problematic elements"?
Who do they think will be the player base? Broke college hipster trannies?

The EGS audience who eat this shit by the plate. They know we fans of saints row are powerless consumers exhibiting impotent rage who can't produce some title to counter their soulless pandering to Fortnite Tier mouthbreathers

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

As if this game couldn't turn me off more, they actually put "keep it strange"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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And it's delayed. (archive)

I’m convinced that ever since Cyberpunk 2077 came out, all of these “anticipated” games are now trying to replicate this kind of behavior.

 

[MirrorNoir]

My guess is that the delay is so they can toss in a cameo or three of existing Saints Row characters into this abomination; with them either shilling the new abomination characters or dying horribly in a "fuck you bigots!" purging of the previous incarnation of the franchise.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Doesn't matter how long they delay it, it's going to get grilled on release...that is, if it even sells enough to get grilled.

 

[Psyduck]

My guess is that the delay is so they can toss in a cameo or three of existing Saints Row characters into this abomination; with them either shilling the new abomination characters or dying horribly in a "fuck you bigots!" purging of the previous incarnation of the franchise.

"Johnny Gat is back!"

>Written out of character, simps for nu-cast just because they exist
>Proceeds to get upstaged by nu-cast in everyway
>Gets mocked and made a joke out throughout the game to show how the devs are 'so totally' over the past, fanbase's opinion be damned
>Ends up sacrificing himself for nu-cast in a horrifying, spiteful death scene put in there as cheap shock value

"Yikes, you just can't please those fanboys, amirite?"

 

[Articles and Nudes]

When you start reading fan fiction about how the developers are delaying a game solely to spite fans, you know a thread has become pretty faggy.

Big hitters are out in Feb, and SR sure as hell won't compete. It isn't complex.

 

[SiccDicc]

When you start reading fan fiction about how the developers are delaying a game solely to spite fans, you know a thread has become pretty faggy.

Big hitters are out in Feb, and SR sure as hell won't compete. It isn't complex.

Yeah, this game would need fans for them to spite.

 

[Vault Boy]

Unless the delay is for redesigning the main cast and making their dialogue less embarrassing, this won't help.

I don't have doubt that it'll be a slightly more refined Saints Row 3, but that game had characters I can stomach.

 

[Observotron]

Know what's funny? I started playing San Andreas recently (pc original) and its made me realize how out of touch this new Saints Row is from what fans wanted.

More millennial, hipster bullshit. At least Saints Row 3 had the common curtesy of not taking itself too seriously.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"Johnny Gat is back!"

>Written out of character, simps for nu-cast just because they exist
>Proceeds to get upstaged by nu-cast in everyway
>Gets mocked and made a joke out throughout the game to show how the devs are 'so totally' over the past, fanbase's opinion be damned
>Ends up sacrificing himself for nu-cast in a horrifying, spiteful death scene put in there as cheap shock value

"Yikes, you just can't please those fanboys, amirite?"

Mocking Johnny Gat would be downright impossible, when you look at scenes from SR 2 and SR 3.

Even if they try to neuter Johnny‘s personality, he is still not going to let a bunch of spoiled brats that live a bourgeoisie lifestyle belittle him as if they’re a part of his old lifestyle.

 

[jje100010001]

Late August, huh? So they're delaying it past the summer vacation months for "fine tuning" and "overall quality and polish"? lol, sure

It's code for "It needs another half-year of beta-testing and another year of development."

 

[Adamska]

It's code for "It needs another half-year of beta-testing and another year of development."

Don't forget "half hearted asset changes", since this at the end of the day was almost certainly originally Agents of Mayhem 2, but Volition changed it reluctantly due to the trash tier sales Agents got.

 

[The Last Stand]

Don't forget "half hearted asset changes", since this at the end of the day was almost certainly originally Agents of Mayhem 2, but Volition changed it reluctantly due to the trash tier sales Agents got.

Speaking of which, AoM is on sale digitally on Xbox for $3.

 

[WULULULULU]

Speaking of which, AoM is on sale digitally on Xbox for $3.

Seriously? Who would anyone even pick up Agents of Mayhem, for what exact reason?

 

[blablabla]

Hope the game kills the entire studio but not before they release that dead dude fix for sr2

 

[Adamska]

Hope the gane kills the entire studio but not before they release that dead dude fix for sr2

They never will. That would shine a light on how bad their post-ironic self insert fanfiction is compared to it, despite the smoother controls.

 

[Anachronistic]

Speaking of which, AoM is on sale digitally on Xbox for $3.

The only way AoM can be cheaper is if they just make it free outright. Even Ubisoft who puts their games out for the price of dirt regularly doesn't have their prices be as low as AoM. It really goes to show how badly the game did.