Saints Row thread

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Some guy claimed that he was able to test the new Saints Row title. Seems insanely fake but this thread could use some activity so whatever.

with that being said i definitely believe stuff like the store renaming and the 2016 tier humor

 

[Adamska]

Some guy claimed that he was able to test the new Saints Row title. Seems insanely fake but this thread could use some activity so whatever.
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with that being said i definitely believe stuff like the store renaming and the 2016 tier humor

Definitely Believe? Dude, they actually did rename the stores.

Now as for this synopsis, I'm leaning about 70/30 on it. Since it's unsourced, but leaking has become pretty common and they've tended to be decently accurate, especially in the last few years of time. Now I think some of these details might not make it in, but I do think the new people being ex-gangers who were bullied and the terrible cringe lines are probably there.

And honestly, I don't give a shit if it's more polished like the leaker admits, since I'm not rewarding dishonesty from the devs and this bullshit lifestyle.

 

[The Last Stand]

Some guy claimed that he was able to test the new Saints Row title. Seems insanely fake but this thread could use some activity so whatever.
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with that being said i definitely believe stuff like the store renaming and the 2016 tier humor

It would not surprise me if SR comes with that feature to change one's pronouns. Even a mission where you attack gangs that misgendered you.

 

[White Devil]

Trans shit is a deal breaker for me. Not financially supporting that garbage.

 

[The Last Stand]

Needs more older women and gangbanging.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Holy Shit, imagine the egg on all the reddit shills faces if the trans shit is true after they lost their shit on everyone calling it trans hipster garbage.

 

[Psyduck]

Some guy claimed that he was able to test the new Saints Row title. Seems insanely fake but this thread could use some activity so whatever.
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with that being said i definitely believe stuff like the store renaming and the 2016 tier humor

Sounds too on the nose for me, you know how when leftists fake righty text it always comes out as what they think righties are like? This reads like what righties think the left would write, something grifters would die for, material for days

 

[Ruin]

I buy it, when the TLOU2 leaks happened everyone dismissed the leakers saying that Abby was too ridiculous to be true and of course there wouldn't be a graphic tranny anal sex scene in the game.

How did that turn out? All the leaks were 100% true and then some. And don't forget the TLOU2 leaks originated on /v/ too.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>spraying a trans flag
>choosing your pronouns
>trying to replicate GTA Online

Is this considered groundbreaking?

 

[Jack Awful]

>spraying a trans flag
>choosing your pronouns
>trying to replicate GTA Online

Is this considered groundbreaking?

It will be in the gaming media.
Maybe their last hail mary is "we need to make the most pandering pro SJW so that it becomes something the left has to buy out of obligation. It's the only way we can save the company."

This depends on if the leak is real or not.
Wasn't it revealed that the boss is ex marshal, not eli? That would contradict the leak.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Liked Saints Row 2 well enough. Saw Saints Row 4 was on sale for like $10 a few weeks back and bought it.

Game absolutely refuses to stay in full screen mode, and when I do manually put it in full screen, the text is so pixilated it’s unreadable and the game itself looks like someone smeared Vaseline all over it. My computer is more than capable of running it. Apparently this is a common occurrence

Well, that was a waste of $10

 

[Adamska]

I buy it, when the TLOU2 leaks happened everyone dismissed the leakers saying that Abby was too ridiculous to be true and of course there wouldn't be a graphic tranny anal sex scene in the game.

How did that turn out? All the leaks were 100% true and the some. And don't forget the TLOU2 leaks originated on /v/ too.

That's why I'm not inclined to throw it out and think at least a decent chunk of that is true, barring last minute edits or so on.

 

[Medulseur]

Some guy claimed that he was able to test the new Saints Row title. Seems insanely fake but this thread could use some activity so whatever.

"Recruit people who get bullied by their gangs."

Johnny Gat: "Just doing some canonizing."

 

[Vault Boy]

Some guy claimed that he was able to test the new Saints Row title. Seems insanely fake but this thread could use some activity so whatever.
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with that being said i definitely believe stuff like the store renaming and the 2016 tier humor

Well that sounds pretty fucking terrible. I don't even want to think about how they'd "modernize" Red Faction.

 

[SiccDicc]

I believe it. I've seen the kinds of people working there and they are absolutely Albert Einstein tier story tellers.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Some guy claimed that he was able to test the new Saints Row title. Seems insanely fake but this thread could use some activity so whatever.
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with that being said i definitely believe stuff like the store renaming and the 2016 tier humor

Fake, no "orange man bad" jokes

Seriously though, they really want this game to bomb, they aren't?

 

[BrokenWokenBespoken]

No wonder they are making it EGS exclusive now. They know this game will flop on Steam because the old guard plays it for the unironic gangstas and hoes factor and shareholders telling them being progressive is the safer choice.

They could have used nostalgia vibes and relying on crusty old 30's fans who can't get over how pozzed the media is and offering this as some throwback to when games were in your face offensive but that was always a pipe dream since none of us are involved in the creative process of such games and have absolutely no one who is making such games.

Fake, no "orange man bad" jokes

Seriously though, they really want this game to bomb, they aren't?

They don't care, they got EGS support which means no need for input while you chase GTAO's tail. All they have to do is make shit "immersive" and more living than GTA and they are set. Today's market isn't dictated by fans buying your game but by having a high player turnover for your live service.

 

[ShoFuKan]

Still waiting on that SR2 re-release that the modder dying of stage 4 cancer was working on.

 

[BrokenWokenBespoken]

Still waiting on that SR2 re-release that the modder dying of stage 4 cancer was working on.

The more I look at it, the more it feels like it is going to be how Monica Hughes got screwed by Ultor with the Hughes Initiative turning to the Ultor Initiative. Maybe its just the doomer within me but given what GTAO Turned into, Voliton is trying to see what worked for GTAO and then do their own thing

 

[capitalBBustard]

Fake. It's restating already known info from announcements and videos as if it's new, like the renamed shops, and makes safe guesses based on the game literally looking like SR3-2 in an attempt to look legit and prop up whatever made up shit was added.