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This and IT'S THE RADICAL LEFT'S FAULT. I can't listen to the dude for more than five minutes. Bad SR reboot? RADICAL LEFT. Triple A devs and publishers put our shit you don't like or is unfinished? RADICAL LEFT. Can't match his socks? RADICAL LEFT. Hot chocky got cold while he was sperging on a new vidya? RADICAL LEFT.
I mean he's not wrong. The sentiment is repetitive and spergy but the Nu Saint's aren't talking about drinking beer and hunting so it's very clear what the favored ideology of the writers and devs are. Do you think radical centrists or Republicans wrote this game?

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TBF, I'm pretty sure he was the one that broke that the reddit and discord mods were in direct cahoots with Volition months ago, no proven by the game credits.
Yes he did, he was the one that asked to be banned by hal freeman discord mod.
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This and IT'S THE RADICAL LEFT'S FAULT. I can't listen to the dude for more than five minutes. Bad SR reboot? RADICAL LEFT. Triple A devs and publishers put our shit you don't like or is unfinished? RADICAL LEFT. Can't match his socks? RADICAL LEFT. Hot chocky got cold while he was sperging on a new vidya? RADICAL LEFT.
again, what a /v/ reddit reject would say granted he visits threads with polposters that are subtle, even the "i hate the antichrist" and "you will eat ze bugs" jokes he makes....
 
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I loaded this game up just to find Life is Strange: Saint's Row. I didn't have high hopes, but holy shit. I'd rather play as the beaner gang in this game than the saints themselves. It feels so disjointed, like I'm watching a shitty zoomer sitcom interspliced with cutscenes from Fortnite. I knew it wouldn't be anywhere close to even the third game but they dropped more than just the ball with this game. Also, what's the point of this soft reboot shit, anyways? Why keep all this shit that just wouldn't make sense if the Saints weren't a pre-established gang? The game itself feels like a fever dream, it feels like every other cutscene was written by a different random person, it goes from "Capeshit Marvel" style writing directly into "shitty Netflix original teen movie" and switches all the way back into a shitty crime drama. Marshall is just a rip-off of STAG and it makes the game feel like Star Wars Episode 7, a needless retelling of the third game, but with worse characters and less stakes. I wish I could've liked this game but it's hard to even get a "so bad it's good" feeling out of it. I do find it ironic, though, that they tried to seemingly sanitize the series for the masses only for this game to release and become widely hated. At the very least it gives me an excuse to download the second game again, and that's about the only real positive I have for this game.
 
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Seeing LARPing missions portrayed in such a sincere manner makes me wonder how the old Saints would've reacted.

Except for Johnny, I'm certain he'd come back with a flamethrower to torch anything covered in cardboard and piss on the ashes.
Of course it was Eli's idea. I wish we could've let him bleed to death.
 
I mean he's not wrong. The sentiment is repetitive and spergy but the Nu Saint's aren't talking about drinking beer and hunting so it's very clear what the favored ideology of the writers and devs are. Do you think radical centrists or Republicans wrote this game?

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Yeah honestly I can see the repetitive nature of his arguments being annoying but he's not wrong even a little bit. Volition is next to a prominent college, I've no doubt they source a ton of their talent right out of the school. No surprise that eight or so years on from the last game, right when there's tons of new graduates and fresh talent to pull from, we get a game that's technologically incompetent and full of liberal pandering out of the studio.

It's pretty much surface level observations on his part but denying that leftism is the cause of general cultural stagnation and a lack of quality control is true and you'd have to be willingly burying your head in the sand to deny it at this point.
Also, what's the point of this soft reboot shit, anyways? Why keep all this shit that just wouldn't make sense if the Saints weren't a pre-established gang?
They wanted to have their cake and eat it too, pretty much. The whole game is just a hodgepodge of ideas that aren't cohesive and don't tie together. The Saints being a purple-themed street gang makes sense in an urban center clearly inspired by street-level gangs like the Crips and Bloods of the late nineties and early two-thousands. If you take the setting away you take away The Saints' entire style. Now, a ballsy reboot would probably be willing to do that, I think radically changing The Saints into more of a Cartel than a streetgang would be a good way to modernize them, but they didn't.

There's that scene where The Boss sees the iconic statue and says with absolute reverence "We're The Saints..."

It's a fucking Marvel moment. That's why they crib all the iconography and the general idea and shoehorn it into the story in a way that doesn't make any fucking sense. The story in general is the same way, like it's missing giant parts because they couldn't figure out the connective tissue.
 
I swear, I keep seeing things in SR3 and 4 that almost warn us that this all was going to happen.

From Andy Zhen in the DLC of 3 being basically what the nusaints would be (whiney, arrogant, pedo stashe, 'double no fat mocha latte.'), to the 'leave it to the Saints' sitcom dream in the beginning of 4, to a line in the Ben King section 'I'm surprised Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport. Ah, well, I suppose the councilman never did have a sense of humor.' There's even a sign in Saints Row 4 that outright says 'reboot is death'.

The dates don't line up, but damn if it isn't compelling.
 
I also think it's weird that all of your roommates the second the Nu Saints are formed instantly start hooting and hollering with glee as you mow down the gangs they were formerly members of. Kev was an Idol, driver chick was with Los Panteros, and Eli was a member of that Mad Max inspired gang I can't remember the name of. Yet they instantly turn on their former comrades and start mowing them down by the dozens. I find this particularly strange with Kev because in his sad sack montage about muh orphanage he mentions the Idols dragged him out of the gutter and gave him purpose and five seconds later he's cool with going on a genocidal rampage against them.

Even Gat in the real SR games was somewhat reluctant to turn on allies/former allies. I mean I know the main story campaign is roughly five hours long and there isn't tons of time for character development but God damn.
 
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I also think it's weird that all of your roommates the second the Nu Saints are formed instantly start hooting and hollering with glee as you mow down the gangs they were formerly members of.
The rival gangs feel like such an afterthought it's weird. For a series initially built on the concept of gang warfare you don't really seem to take the fight to the other gangs, until you get a random mission where you go and kill the leadership for no real reason. The final boss is just some guy you were trying to be friends with. It doesn't make any sense.
I didnt even know it was that short. Thats pathetic. Was this game made in two years?
It really feels like it. Between that and youtubers getting behind the scenes builds that they said didn't look anything like what we eventually got. I think something happened in the last year or so that caused them to rebuilt a lot of work they'd previously done, or they just spent five years pissing around and trying to rework an Agents of Mayhem sequel into a Saints Row game.
 
It really feels like it. Between that and youtubers getting behind the scenes builds that they said didn't look anything like what we eventually got. I think something happened in the last year or so that caused them to rebuilt a lot of work they'd previously done, or they just spent five years pissing around and trying to rework an Agents of Mayhem sequel into a Saints Row game.
This is actually a really good point and something I've thought about as well. Nu SR looks a lot Like Fortnite and Agents of Mayhem which in an of itself was an attempt at a Fortnite clone. There are other things too like some of the special abilities like the flaming fist being an ability that is identical to a power in AOM further suggesting this was originally a sequel or expansion that got retooled.
 
I would have liked the devs to just own their dislike for the first two games and have the identity of the one who buried the boss alive by showing just his pants while piling the dirt on in the intro scene and then when the story catches up, the camera pans up from his waist, past his shirtless torso, as he pulls a set of Ultor sunglasses out of his pocket and reveals himself to be Kevin, who takes control over the Saints under his new moniker "Johnny Gat." Eli, owns up to his nickname he had suffered in his teen years "Poindexter," but he shortens it to "Poin" or "Ter" after allying himself to the newly christened Boss, King Waffle. It's terrible, but it sets up a sequel and the MC of the new game to have to face off against the Saints.
 
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I mean he's not wrong. The sentiment is repetitive and spergy but the Nu Saint's aren't talking about drinking beer and hunting so it's very clear what the favored ideology of the writers and devs are. Do you think radical centrists or Republicans wrote this game?

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But most of the new Row's team was white and non-troon. Give troons some credit theyre great programmers

That was my favorite part of SRIV. Well, one of them. Who wouldn't want a wife waking you up with breakfast and kisses? Especially from that era.

I betcha the reboot would call that toxic masculinity or something.
tbf even SR4 was doing that as an ironic bit, but it was done with a lighthearted tone and wasnt like battering you over the head with 50s BAD 50s BAD. It was just being absurd and poking fun, I dont think the reboot could do anything like that, building all those assets for one mission and I dont think it could hold its tongue like SRIV did for the sake of fun
 
This is actually a really good point and something I've thought about as well. Nu SR looks a lot Like Fortnite and Agents of Mayhem which in an of itself was an attempt at a Fortnite clone. There are other things too like some of the special abilities like the flaming fist being an ability that is identical to a power in AOM further suggesting this was originally a sequel or expansion that got retooled.
Agents was also really shoddy on a technical level when it came out, and had lots of shitty open world design like peds not reacting to you at all and physics getting all retarded. If it didn't start as an Agents of Mayhem game they definitely reused the engine or the code or something. It just doesn't add up.
I would have liked the devs to just own their dislike for the first two games and have the identity of the one who buried the boss alive by showing just his pants while piling the dirt on in the intro scene and then when the story catches up, the camera pans up from his waist, past his shirtless torso, as he pulls a set of Ultor sunglasses out of his pocket and reveals himself to be Kevin, who takes control over the Saints under his new moniker "Johnny Gat." Eli, owns up to his nickname he had suffered in his teen years "Poindexter," but he shortens it to "Poin" or "Ter" after allying himself to the newly christened Boss, King Waffle. It's terrible, but it sets up a sequel and the MC of the new game to have to face off against the Saints.
It's weird that they didn't use this series as a chance to retool the classic characters anyway. I think they genuinely just hate the entirety of the old games and the cast by extension. They wanted to replace it outright. The fact that there isn't even a passing cameo of Gat is ludicrous to me. The franchise went from sucking his dick nonstop and asking for more to pretending he flat out doesn't exist. If he doesn't appear in the DLCs I will be flabbergasted.
 
The fact that there isn't even a passing cameo of Gat is ludicrous to me. The franchise went from sucking his dick nonstop and asking for more to pretending he flat out doesn't exist. If he doesn't appear in the DLCs I will be flabbergasted.
He has minor references like a few decals you can decorate your guns with, an arcade, shirts, also a leg and lower stomach tattoo.
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At first I thought, “Finally, someone with a logical point of view telling us what we already know in a somewhat mainstream newspaper.”

But then, I saw this:

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He then gave this game “3 out of 4 stars” due to the fact that he thought it was creative to blend Reddit-tier humor into real life due to this video game.

And that’s when I decided to check his bio at the end of the article:

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>Roasts his own coffee and drinks craft beer
>CRAFT. BEER.


 
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At first I thought, “Finally, someone with a logical point of view telling us what we already know in a somewhat mainstream newspaper.”

But then, I saw this:

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He then gave this game “3 out of 4 stars” due to the fact that he thought it was creative to blend Reddit-tier humor into real life due to this video game.

And that’s when I decided to check his bio at the end of the article:

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>Roasts his own coffee and drinks craft beer
>CRAFT. BEER.


This is the type of level of journalism we're in ever since the past decade. My god, this is why the western civilization is collapsing.
 
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