Saints Row thread

I want to know if they're going to remove civilian murders and they'll just duck and run out of your way.
 
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Bet they mark that Urkel fuck as essential. First time he tried to have a white board meeting with my boss, he'd be eating either an explosive or tracer round.
Well yeah, you'd expect them to NOT prevent you from making your gang not shit?
 
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One good thing about my gimmick: those beloved women are long gone but their legacy lives on unimpeded from current society. (For the most part.)
*laughs in deepfakes*

P.S - the nerdy black guy archetype is fucking tired and played out. All I can think of when I see those characters is Carlton from Fresh Prince.

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no talking shit about ma boy carlton, he could get real and was a real character

all those "black nerds" feel like they come from a fucking factory, just like every "strong black women who needs no man" has a fucking afro, or now this fucking michael burnham pixie sidecut.

it's like they watched CW's batwoman and went "this is who we want as our next saints row protagonists, audiences will love that!
 
What's wrong with being edgy? What's wrong with boobs and butts and pussy and cock and blood and gore and explosions?

Why is everything so bland and shitty and anti fun now?

Also holy shit they describe the boss as "slight off center" the boss is supposed to be a fucking psychopath even Johnny Gat fears and respects. What even is this shit?
Weak-skin and Lowest Common Denominator. Two of the worst ingredients possible.

Also, this may explain why Dildos are not that much used as in-game weapons anymore.
 
The amount of cope and consooming I see popping up over this now is sickening. Hope it's just paid shills tbqh. It seemed like there was a pretty united front on this being shit a few days ago.
pretty sure it's just your average woketard and twitter activist who has no intention of buying it in the first place and just chimes in due to the drama to "fuck the haters". it's like comparing retard-era to the rest of the internet, everyone not absolutely retarded by now knows how that's gonna play out, which makes their twitter doubling down even more hilarious since you have to wonder if they unironically think they're master fixers trying to sell a game via outrage or just that out of touch (going by all the dev comments I assume the latter, because holy fuck I can't remember when I've seen that level of bay area politics retardation)

you can pretty much guarantee most won't even remember it when it comes out in 6 months and all in all will be even more forgettable than agents of mayhem. there might be a revival of the drama for a bit but most people won't care for long. after it bombs there's no point anymore for even the woketards to stick around, if there's nothing else happening at the time to keep them outraged to begin with.
 
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*laughs in deepfakes*


no talking shit about ma boy carlton, he could get real and was a real character

all those "black nerds" feel like they come from a fucking factory, just like every "strong black women who needs no man" has a fucking afro, or now this fucking michael burnham pixie sidecut.

it's like they watched CW's batwoman and went "this is who we want as our next saints row protagonists, audiences will love that!
Seriously, Carlton will always be my boy.

 
Cat helmets with LED facemasks are way more common than just ubisoft
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I mean there's even an entire furry species with LED facemaks
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(if i can kill my support characters and switch them for the other gang ones then i'd consider pirating this fucking shit.)
The fuck is with this focus on golf courses on this fucking map, am I gonna be playing fucking golf in this gangbangin' game? Might as well add a fucking country club that I can play tennis with the other degenerates too
 
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