Sam Hyde

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MDE is fucking dead.
The team has split up and the humour is just re-treading their previous funny works or awkwardly ripping off Logan Paul.
The game will never be released. Everything uploaded about it is completely disjointed and does not resemble a cohesive product. The design doc describes a ridiculously huge series of games and even namechecks a cancelled RPG made by a team of similar size. Sam was "working" on it for multiple years and then tweets about whether it should be made in 2D or 3D, a trait so heavily coupled to basically every asset produced and line of code written that it implies that nothing outside of concept work was done or that he was considering throwing out literally everything and starting over.
Sam has backstabbed many of his previous collaborators such as VMU Dream and Don Jolly and a giant conga line of women have come forward to talk about him being an abusive prick. These are of course all horrible jealous sluts and Sam has been ranting about them in the freezeframe texts for as long as MDE has existed.
All that remains is the amazing art produced (HWD bumpers, Cool jaihoo illustrations which sam bitcrushed to hell when he rushed it out the door and will never fix etc.)
 
He advertised a backup like a month ago.
@xceed1m is the account, no old material is there, going to miss all the ridiculous cameo videos
Yeah I’m aware, I recorded as soon as he started dropping China bombs 💣 Like he had to know they were gonna bring down the hammer.
 
sippin fiji water no aquafina ima beat up fantano dont care bout subpina your favorite songs by dua lipa you a old boy wit a fupa, i see ya ima #metoo fantano for grabbin me tweetin at me but the JONATHON aint @ing me put him in a headlock, he started stabbing me it kinda tickled i thought he was mad at me he fallin off. gravity fillin fantano with lead like a cavity he tweetin all day with mad vanity i get the pistol and handle him handily i just made it how it had to be if i was fantano id be suicidle id be like kurt, with my lips on a rifle if i was fantano id get me a rifle ill **** fantano right hand on the bible fuck fantano cus that JONATHON sucks blue lives matter im countin the bucks if i see fantano im fuckin him up he got a small head, it look like a nut you dress like a lil boy, playin peekaboo whoever told you you was funny, he was geekin foo if i had a plane i would crash it straight into you if i had one wish it would be to turn into you how you a critic and aint sell no records if theres a SILLY BILLY world record youd set the world record ima do him on worldstar make sure that you record do him al dente they need dental record ima hold him down while you shoot out his teeth quick hold him up ima shoot out his knees shoot out his balls i dont want him to pee i think hes a mummy, why wont he bleed? catch that JONATHON, ride him like a steed im poppin a perc and im smokin on weed kidnappin his wife he signed the deed his heads real small, it look like a bead. big ass backwood, look like a tree im spankin fantano, like hes over knee i went to my doctor to get extra tea he said you was there for gender surgery you got a egg-shaped penis like epstein you gotta tell your wife 'stop texting' why you on instagram flexing you get all your swag from etsy the day that you die i say 'betski' im in mason margiela and balenciaga drip you in a gamer chair eatin cheeto chips im rockin designer no you never seen this shit im rockin balenci, you rockin some fila shit i want a maybach i bought the whole dealership i drive by your house JONATHON you never seen the whip your head is real small, just like your penis is me and sam made this song just to air out our grievences but that didnt work so we bout to start beatin shit im sayin shit once, JONATHON, i aint repeatin shit your balls so small they like some lil penises im sayin shit once, JONATHON, i aint repeatin shit!
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Great comedian turned mediocre e-grifter/podcaster with some of the absolute worst life advice imaginable.

Still have my signed first edition copy of HTBTUSG, was daydreaming I might be able to trade it somehow for an Epstein shirt but I'll probably end up dumping it on eBay for some beer money.
 
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