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samhydepedo said:
Continue to completely ignore that it was Charls who said it and not me....
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Charls is a raging schizo who believes every single conspiracy theory. "Sam Hyde is the worst person I've ever met in my life and he does nothing but sabotage the people he works with. I will never in my life work with him even if he offered me ten million dollars."

Cut to five days later and he's back in the United States working with Sam again. That's all you need to know about his credibility. He's also below average IQ and a dwarf.

But even still, I don't think anyone cares if Sam Hyde is a weird sexual freak. That seems on brand for him. If he fucks trannies that's fucking gay. The idea that he's some "return to tradition" guy is wrong and only retards think that.
 
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Sam Hyde is pretty funny but I think he's probably a pdf file given how many accusations have come out surrounding that and the fact that he regularly makes jokes about the subject of eighteen being an arbitrary age of consent in his standup routines.

Nick seems like a normal guy who has his head on his shoulders.

Charls is interesting, definitely the most philosophical of the MDE three.
 
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Noble Redditor said:
This post further confirms that Sam Hyde haters are ex girlfriends or women he rejected entirely. Who gives a shit if a man hates women? Is the next breaking news story going to be about how men hate paying taxes too?

"I was a groupie for a comedian who said he hated women. Then I fucked him and found out he hated women AITA?"
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Being an open misogynist is honestly really gay. It's one thing to have issues with women or feminism or whatever, but just hating all women and treating them like shit except when you want pussy is weird behavior.
 
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Transmedicalist Truscum said:
Sam Hyde is pretty funny but I think he's probably a pdf file given how many accusations have come out surrounding that and the fact that he regularly makes jokes about the subject of eighteen being an arbitrary age of consent in his standup routines.

Nick seems like a normal guy who has his head on his shoulders.

Charls is interesting, definitely the most philosophical of the MDE three.
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Nick is his only friend over 30.
 
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Noble Redditor said:
Charls is a raging schizo who believes every single conspiracy theory. "Sam Hyde is the worst person I've ever met in my life and he does nothing but sabotage the people he works with. I will never in my life work with him even if he offered me ten million dollars."

Cut to five days later and he's back in the United States working with Sam again. That's all you need to know about his credibility. He's also below average IQ and a dwarf.

But even still, I don't think anyone cares if Sam Hyde is a weird sexual freak. That seems on brand for him. If he fucks trannies that's fucking gay. The idea that he's some "return to tradition" guy is wrong and only retards think that.
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I disagree with Charls being low IQ he's a smart enough guy but he is 100% mentally unstable and not a reliable source. Trying to use what he said in a drunken mentally ill fit as "evidence" Sam is secretly gay is profoundly retarded.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Both you and Peggy have this really weird sexual obsession with Sam. It's ALWAYS about sucking and fucking with you guys. You can't stop talking about his dick and asshole. Like you can call him gay but it's you who are making up shit about him getting fucked by guys you are the real faggot here.
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Swamp_Donkey said:
this is the only one im truly surprised about. has the pendulum begun to swing back?
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He has a weird clout with niggers because they all seem aware of his Shooter meme and have an inherent level of respect and fear that he pulls that off without actually getting arrested, nigs will respect “gangster” adjacent whites and tbh Sam qualifies without his white nigger Teflon crew.
 
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Sam's comedy has always been inspired by black comedians like Def Comedy Jam. His favorite comedian is Patrice O'Neal. He was making that black reporter Rakeem crack up in the post-fight interview.

People like Sam because he's funny above all else. Blacks aren't worried about getting canceled for laughing at a neo Nazi. They aren't going to Google whether or not they can sit next to him at a photo shoot. If he's making them laugh and he's cool that's all that matters. A lot of people are like that, or at least they used to be.

Do you expect the black folx to read a six billion word 4chan pasta about questionable things that happened ten years ago? They would have to learn how to read first. Even if they could they wouldn't care about him slapping bitches and making transexuals mad. That's an inherent part of black culture.

Milquetoast crackers are the only ones concerned with that kind of stuff and Sam's comedy has been more critical of them than the black community.
 
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Noble Redditor said:
Sam's comedy has always been inspired by black comedians like Def Comedy Jam. His favorite comedian is Patrice O'Neal. He was making that black reporter Rakeem crack up in the post-fight interview.

People like Sam because he's funny above all else. Blacks aren't worried about getting canceled for laughing at a neo Nazi. They aren't going to Google whether or not they can sit next to him at a photo shoot. If he's making them laugh and he's cool that's all that matters. A lot of people are like that, or at least they used to be.

Do you expect the black folx to read a six billion word 4chan pasta about questionable things that happened ten years ago? They would have to learn how to read first. Even if they could they wouldn't care about him slapping bitches and making transexuals mad. That's an inherent part of black culture.

Milquetoast crackers are the only ones concerned with that kind of stuff and Sam's comedy has been more critical of them than the black community.
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Sam like Tarantino is inspired by the black guys their moms used to date
 
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Listen guys, I need to get this off my chest. I feel like it's the only safe place to do this.
It's about Sam Hyde being a gay rapist beast who is completely out of control. I saw Sam Hyde violently sodomise @samhydepedo and @locked and keyed.

I was in the US of A, touristing around Providence at 1:30am. I wanted to get a real feel of local night life and engorged myself on dirty bird and Maccas. It was delicious, my fingers got greasy. As I was walking along the cracked sidewalks, listening to the urban youths expressing themselves through hiphip and their pleasant-sounding speech, I heard a shrill, piercing screech. It was haunting, it was like the sound of a man being umanned. Truly terrible stuff.
I rush over to the alley way entrance and peek my head around, I didn't know what to expect so caution must be observed. The sight, sounds and smells I witnessed were awful. In between the skip bins, I saw Sam Hyde's huge, blotchy, sweaty, naked bulk looming over a pasty, potbellied, spindly armed little goblin. The little goblin (@samhydepedo) had snot and tears dribbling down his face. He screeched at Sam "I think you're a faggot!" and Sam replied with "Yeah... You're getting raped..." and started bludgeoning @samhydepedo with his erect penis. @samhydepedo screeched out "I'm @samhydepedo and I'm being faggot raped by Sam Hyde!".
I'll spare you the rest of the details, they're too gut wrenching and stomach turning to be repeated. @samhydepedo begged Sam to stop and offered up his anus and Sam accepted, completely whitewashing the walls of @samhydepedo's guts. Terrible.
I didn't notice another figure in the alleyway, a fat blob sobbing and huddled up against the wall. The blob sobbed "please, I'm @locked and keyed, I'm not a faggot you can't faggot rape me!". @locked and keyed was cry wanking and I heard him cry "I'll cum on you if you come near me, faggot!" and Sam turned, spat on him and did to him what he did to @samhydepedo. Truly terrible.

I fled after witnessing these horrific acts, too afraid to speak out lest Sam faggot rapes me too. I heard that @samhydepedo killed himself by hanging and @locked and keyed swam near a Japanese whaling boat and got harpooned.
We need to spread the message that Sam Hyde is a rapist faggot beast and faggot raped @locked and keyed and @samhydepedo. People need to know and be aware.
 
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