Sam Hyde

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Uncle Ted's Cabin said:
Even though he was retarded, he was the most charming of the wigger crew in my opinion (as in, everyone else sucks so badly that he looks okay in comparison). I can understand the sentiment.
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I didn't mind Chris until I watched him on his own podcast with Ben. He bosses Ben around and acts like a total asshole, while on Sam or Nicks podcast sucks up and acts like a sweetie. Really rubbed me the wrong way and made me not like him very much, his retardation aside.

Jimmy sperging out on Jon:

Jon accusing Jimmy of "sexuwal assauwlt" and "attempted muwdewr" for spitting on him:
 
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Chris lynch is nigger crypto rich and owns his house in Cranston flat out. Not sure how he needs forklift money except if he lost evwrithing gambling. Must such for Sam bc like a month ago he bought Rolexes for all his employees

I wonder if he’ll still be working with Ben on Hong Kong 2 because that podcast is the only entry into the mindset of uneducated zoomers I know
 
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I Will Stop.....in 3 min said:
Is this for real? I know you guys don't like him that much but I'll actually miss Chris Lynch, if this is more than he just leaving as the streaming co-host, why the hell would he prefer to work at a warehouse instead of for Sam? Is forklift driver that much better paying?
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I like Chris, huge improvement over Jet, not sure how well this newer guy will work out. The best part of Chris was him being so eager to please, I hope this new fellow does what he's told and doesn't fuck up streams with stupid bullshit. He had filled in before and did a great job, so i'm not too worried. My understanding was Chris was just there to be around talented folks, and the way he was at the end was in a different league than the way he was at the start.
Hell, I think Chris is just a goofy kid having fun. I think he's gonna retire to being a sugar baby for the great grandmas in the area there.
 
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Sammich said:
I like Chris, huge improvement over Jet, not sure how well this newer guy will work out. The best part of Chris was him being so eager to please, I hope this new fellow does what he's told and doesn't fuck up streams with stupid bullshit. He had filled in before and did a great job, so i'm not too worried. My understanding was Chris was just there to be around talented folks, and the way he was at the end was in a different league than the way he was at the start.
Hell, I think Chris is just a goofy kid having fun. I think he's gonna retire to being a sugar baby for the great grandmas in the area there.
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Chris is terrible compared to Jet on Scuffed realtor. He can barely get a few words out without saying uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh dude is just dumb. Has none of the charisma Jet has either. There's a strong anti-wigger circle jerk within these threads but Jet was easily higher energy, funnier and better at his job then Chris is.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
sam hyde is the human form of a sonichu demon

a shitposting skinwalker
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Seems more like he'd be immune to the Sonichu demon. He's already too chaotic, the demon wouldn't know what to do to ruin his life since he seems to already do things, or at least be accused of life ruining things. Maybe the Wigger Squad is really a Sonichu Defence Force, as they all seem too stupid not not ruin their own lives, so no need for a demonic possession.

Sam might be the only person alive in this dimension who could possibly fight the Sonichu demon and win.
 
2020chan said:
Seems more like he'd be immune to the Sonichu demon. He's already too chaotic, the demon wouldn't know what to do to ruin his life since he seems to already do things, or at least be accused of life ruining things. Maybe the Wigger Squad is really a Sonichu Defence Force, as they all seem too stupid not not ruin their own lives, so no need for a demonic possession.

Sam might be the only person alive in this dimension who could possibly fight the Sonichu demon and win.
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you seem to have misread my post

sam hyde isn't affected by the sonichu demon, he IS the sonichu demon

he compelled chris to have sex with barb, he turned the irate gamer into a ghost hunter, and he sends channing here to derail this thread whenever people get too relaxed talking about him

EDIT: he can't keep getting away with it
 
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Noble Redditor said:
That was the clip of Letty smacking Sam on the rear end against his will. So more evidence that Sam surrounds himself with people who openly commit sexual assault. Can't believe this y'alls e-daddy.
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I watched that clip 3 times and missed it all 3 times until I read your comment. :lossmanjack:
 
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