Sam Hyde

[Love Machine]

"I believe in like everything, honestly"

 

[BillTheButcher]

Just found out about fishtank tn. So is this whole thing suppose to be like a psychological/horror reality thing? Will things happen randomly, or is it entirely controlled by the viewers? Also, is there anything remarkable about the contestants? Are they all randoms, or connected in some way?

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Could someone post the bios of each person so we don't have to sign up to see them?

 

[Shard]

Just found out about fishtank tn. So is this whole thing suppose to be like a psychological/horror reality thing? Will things happen randomly, or is it entirely controlled by the viewers? Also, is there anything remarkable about the contestants? Are they all randoms, or connected in some way?

They're all connected in that they're all gullible and autistic zoomers, I think

 

[Unfunny]

Just found out about fishtank tn. So is this whole thing suppose to be like a psychological/horror reality thing? Will things happen randomly, or is it entirely controlled by the viewers? Also, is there anything remarkable about the contestants? Are they all randoms, or connected in some way?

It's a mix of things planned by Hyde's team and viewer interaction opportunities ("fishtoys") funded by purchasing tokens.
KF won't let me attach images right now, hopefully someone else can snag them soon.

 

[Cocklaunch]

seems like the /tv/ mods are in love with fish tank, this thread has a giant webm of josie spinning in her chair.

/tv/ - FISHTANK 13: https://www.fishtank.live/ HOW TO - Television & Film - 4chan

FISHTANK 13: https://www.fishtank.live/ HOW TO WATCH FISHTANK ON VLC/MPV: https://rentry.org/zte8w - "/tv/ - Television & Film" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of television and film.

boards.4channel.org

 

[An automatic clown]

Found this in the /tv/ general
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There's a sophposter ? I've followed her for a long time and never heard anyone sophposting lol

 

[Small G genocide]

/tv/ thread wonderful

Someone mentioned deleting their cache, do I need to do the same?

Could someone post the bios of each person so we don't have to sign up to see them?

Here you go fella

Meet Violetta, a 23-year-old with a bubbly and scattered personality hailing from Alberta, Canada. Currently unemployed, she spends her days journaling and playing video games, but her real passion lies in connecting with others.
Violetta loves to spend time hanging out with friends on Discord and learning about people from all walks of life. Her curious nature and desire for connection make her a great listener and a joy to be around.
However, Violetta is not afraid to speak her mind when it comes to men behaving stereotypically. She's easily annoyed by those who fall into the trap of toxic masculinity, and is not afraid to call them out on their behavior.
With her infectious personality and desire for genuine connection, Violetta is sure to be a memorable and lovable contestant on the show. So get ready to see her bring her unique perspective and bubbly energy to the Fishtank!

Simmons is a singer who has a deep passion for music. He often reflects on his childhood and wishes he had a singing mentor who could have helped him hone his craft earlier in life. However, Simmons is dedicated to becoming the best singer he can be and is always striving to improve his abilities.

In addition to singing, Simmons has a love for roller skating and was once a champion in the sport. He's also an accomplished traveler, having visited seven different countries while working on a cruise ship.

Simmons has a fierce athletic spirit and is always looking for new challenges and experiences. He's excited to bring that same energy and enthusiasm to the Fishtank, where he can showcase his talents and continue to learn and grow as both a singer and a person.

In fact, Simmons is so dedicated to music that he has even started teaching others about singing on his Instagram page @siimmonszhu. With his passion, dedication, and diverse experiences, Simmons is sure to make a big impression on the show.

Meet Sylvia, the bold and unapologetic musician and artist from Tulsa, Oklahoma. At just 23 years old, Sylvia has already made a name for herself on Instagram, where she goes by the alias 'pissrupt'. With her sharp opinions and outgoing personality, Sylvia is a force to be reckoned with.

As a musician, Sylvia creates music under the name 'DREAM SUBSTANCE', blending her raw emotions and experiences into her sound. Her music is a reflection of her edgy and unconventional personality, and it's no surprise that she is a huge fan of the iconic punk rock icon Courtney Love.

Despite her strong personality, Sylvia is not afraid of being isolated, and she is always up for a challenge. She is determined to showcase her talent and stand out from the crowd, and she is ready to take on any obstacle that comes her way. Her confidence and determination make her a strong presence wherever she goes, and she is sure to make an impact on any reality show she appears on.

Get ready to see Sylvia in action as she takes on new challenges and shows the world what she's made of. With her talent, passion, and fearless attitude, she is sure to become a fan favorite and a force to be reckoned with.

An artist hailing from the sunny state of Arizona. Despite her shy and introverted nature, Josie is a creative force to be reckoned with. With a passion for film and media, she attended college to hone her skills and develop her artistic voice.

Josie is a self-proclaimed anime enthusiast and has a particular affinity for Dance Dance Revolution. Her love for gaming is evident in her pink and white gaming chair, which takes pride of place in her bedroom alongside her collection of highly-regarded animated series plushies.

Although she may come across as a little awkward at first, Josie is not easily phased. She embraces her introverted nature and uses it to fuel her creativity, producing artwork that is as unique and compelling as she is.

With her quiet determination and passion for her craft, Josie is ready to take on the world and show everyone what she's made of. Don't be fooled by her shy exterior - Josie is sure to leave a lasting impression on anyone she meets.

With his easy-going and agreeable nature, Mauro is known for being one of the friendliest people you could encounter. He has a natural charm that puts people at ease, and he is always happy to lend a helping hand.

Mauro is a bit of a phone addict, but he uses it to stay connected with his loved ones and keep up with his favorite reality TV shows. He's a big fan of the genre and has seen many popular reality shows, making him an excellent source of trivia for any fan of the format.

While Mauro is highly loyal to his friends and family, he has a strong aversion to people who lie to him. He believes in honesty and integrity and always strives to be truthful in his own life.

With his affable personality and vast knowledge of reality TV, Mauro is ready to take on new challenges and show the world what he's made of, all while staying true to his friendly and honest nature.

This individual is a true jack-of-all-trades. Between working in commercial lending, running a small electric bicycle business, opening a restaurant, and modeling, he's always on the go and always giving 100%.

Although he may have a speech impediment, it is often mistaken for a European accent, adding to his unique and charismatic presence.

Prior to his diverse career path, Jonathan was a wildland firefighter, honing his skills in isolation and adventure. He isn't afraid of anything and embraces new opportunities and risks with open arms.

Jonathan's adventurous spirit and love for learning have helped him thrive in various fields, and he is always on the lookout for the next challenge to tackle. With his drive and passion, there's no doubt that he will continue to make waves in whatever he does next.

Introducing Vance, a 25-year-old delivery driver from Auburn, Washington. With his disarming and goofy personality, Vance is always up for a good laugh and loves to mess around with people. In fact, he's pretty darn good at it!

Vance's love for baseball is evident — he even asked if he could bring his cleats to the show. He's always up for a game, even if it's just throwing a ball around with his fellow contestants.

Although he may seem carefree and lighthearted, Vance does have some nerves about forgetting he's being filmed and accidentally getting naked. But hey, sometimes you just gotta let it all hang out, right?

Before joining the show, Vance felt stuck in a rut and was searching for something drastic to shake up his life. Fishtank seemed like the perfect opportunity, and he's ready to dive headfirst into whatever challenges come his way.

With his infectious personality and willingness to have fun, Vance is sure to be a memorable contestant on the show. So watch out, because once he gets going, there's no stopping him!

A San Francisco native who embodies the essence of the West Coast:laid-back, always ready to smoke, and down for anything. He's half Filipino and half Irish, but his humor makes it hard to tell if he's joking about his ethnicity.

Damiel is an influencer and rapper, known for posting hilarious content on his Instagram page @therealestdamiel. He got his start as a Vine star, but is now looking to break into the reality TV world to take his career to the next level.

With his comedic talent and charismatic personality, Damiel is sure to bring some laughs and entertainment to the show. Whether he's freestyling or cracking jokes, he knows how to keep things light and entertaining.

But don't let his easygoing nature fool you, because Damiel is also a savvy media mogul in the making. He's constantly pushing himself to try new things and grow his brand, and Fishtank is just the latest adventure on his journey to success.

So get ready to see Damiel in action, because he's sure to bring the heat and show us all what he's made of.

As an aside, I love how they introduce themselves to each other as actors and musicians. As they do a little digging, each then confesses to being a deliveroo driver or waiter.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

These fucks need to go to sleep already I want to see THE ENTITY.
I also want to see what Jon does to sleep, does he force himself into the king bed of room 4 clearly meant for two people to share to cause tension, or does he sleep on the couch?
Will Spicio and Chinkigi wake up or are they already dead?
Does Damiel choke on puke from his withdrawl in his sleep or does he really just have a stomach ache?

 

[Polska krowa]

does he sleep on the couch?

He's probably gonna be a true sigma male and sleep on the floor

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

He's probably gonna be a true sigma male and sleep on the floor

Sad.

 

[Polska krowa]

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Sad.

Top G is watching and crying, Jon.

On the topic of Jon. I only understand half of what he says, and based on the half I can understand, I wish didn't understand 100% of what he says

 

[Nottafed]

Jon had 2 girls throwing themselves at him and he completely fucked it up talking nonsense... he may still land the whale, but thats a pyrrhic victory

 

[Small G genocide]

Top G is watching and crying, Jon.

On the topic of Jon. I only understand half of what he says, and based on the half I can understand, I wish didn't understand 100% of what he says

The dude is about to give a masterclass in how badly regurgitating youtube videos about gnosticism can get you laid. He has a speech impediment and they're throwing themselves at him. I kneel.

 

[Polska krowa]

This is gonna be shit if they're all on different sleep schedules

 

[6y6y]

Gotta get this out of system: i cant watch Sam Hyde's strems anymore (or Nick's for that matter) because of Jet.The way he homoerotically stares at Hyde with a mouthbreathing smile, nonstop force laughing when theres nothing funnny sandwitched between Hyde's negative rantings and his "life advices", it turned from me tuning out after 20-30 minutes to instantly having a visceral reaction and closing the stream.I have a little bit more sympathy now that i know this shit about Jet's father but i still cant get over him.Maybe he even noticed similar comments on the stream calling him out on that, cuz it seems he kinda toned it down lately, but not much.But generally, Sam was funnier alone or when hes with Nick.
Also, i hope Fishtank does well, but one of the ideas was to get Daniel Larson...I mean, anything similar to that and it will fast become a shittank, its good that they gave up on that.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Chat is subscribers only, been counting a bit over 300 different usernames in the last hour, at $40 a pop. Sammy is making bank.

 

[Subaru Impreza WRC]

Since the fishtank niggers have their own containment thread now I will continue the Hyde slapfight with the spergs ITT

And hookup culture is found in places with a low male-to-female ratio. Where you don’t have to be a jacked chad. No matter what you heard online.

What are you even talking about? Hookup culture is most prevalent in westernized countries, mainly the USA, which has a close to 1:1 gender ratio. Countries which have skewed gender ratios like China/India (skewed to higher male ratio) or Russia (skewed to higher female ratio) don't experience hookup culture anywhere near to the extent of western nations. Which means it's a cultural phenomenon.
The "jacked chad" comment alone showcases how fucking bluepilled you are. Being jacked means very little when it comes to female attraction. Height and face alone account for more than 90% in the female sexual selection. Being jacked is just an added bonus which is cool if you already have the genetic fundamentals. Women genuinely don't give a shit about muscles if you're a manlet and/or ugly. The attributes they care about the most are the ones you cannot change about yourself (without surgery). This is the most brutal aspect of it.

Yeah no, sorry, nobody respects virginal men. And humans are the cousins of chimpanzees so are not mentally broken by some premarital sex. Most hookup culture is in college anyway where you’re most likely to meet your wife anyway.

Obviously, there's a correlation between being a virgin and being a loser. Your point is directly supporting my argument. High-value men benefit the most from hookup culture. Of course they're more respected. But it's a correlation, not a causation. If some incel manlet faggot gets pity sex from a girl and thus loses his virginity he still won't be respected.
And yes if you turn the girl you have sex with into your wife then that's not really hookup culture, is it? You're presuming I'm against that. I'm not against premarital sex. Hookup culture to me specifically means having non-monogamous no attachment sex with strangers, e.g. hooking up with people at parties without seeking actual relationships with them.

Also lol @ the chimpanzee argument. Yes if we just succumb to our natural urges exactly like chimpanzees do then we too can build advanced societies on par with chimps. It worked perfectly well for niggers in africa!

But it’s nonsense and cope and hubris.

Sounds like it's you who are coping with the harsh reality of human nature, my friend. It's like watching an Adam Ruins Everything segment on deboonking sexual dysmorphism.

It’s the kind of inwardness that has made the e-right a sewer

Thinking in the false dichotomy of left vs right even in non-political arguments is plain retarded.

 

[Muu]

Gotta get this out of system: i cant watch Sam Hyde's strems anymore (or Nick's for that matter) because of Jet.The way he homoerotically stares at Hyde with a mouthbreathing smile, nonstop force laughing when theres nothing

Or when he shuts down any joke or too much of a sperg to go along with a bit.

I have a little bit more sympathy now that i know this shit about Jet's father but i still cant get over him.

What happened with jet's father was he abusive or not around?

to get Daniel Larson...I mean, anything similar to that and it will fast become a shittank, its good that they gave up on that.

Daniel Larson would be a nightmare and not in a fun trolling way more like get this big nosed schizo the fuck outta here.

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

Or when he shuts down any joke or too much of a sperg to go along with a bit.

What happened with jet's father was he abusive or not around?

Daniel Larson would be a nightmare and not in a fun trolling way more like get this big nosed schizo the fuck outta here.

Google johnny neptune, he was an r9k poster, berating jet and posting his nudes lmao

Fishtank is pre-recorded. Jet got a buzzcut on the mullet before CC2 and now it's back.

Evidence:

Creator Clash 2 fight last April 15th	Pizza being brought into Fishtank house on April 18th
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He was shaved a year or two ago, left pic is old