Sam Hyde

popnloch ness monster said:
he's just pushing any shit out now, not out any particular passion for grifting but because of the cold hard understanding there are people aching to give money to him and he'd be a fool to not give them the opportunity - and who the fuck cares about the people counting his beans, he thinks, they're the sort who poopoo any sort of money making endeavor that's not GOOD HONEST wage slavery or packaging deposit refunds, and they're not the ones moneying his next car

but with this coffee thing, I don't think he just decided to become a coffee merchant - enterprising people are probably reaching out to him for join product ventures
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Can't forget that Rochefort and his wife have been making thousands selling branded candles seasonly. Sam has probably learned a lot about that and been inspired to launch his own brand. There's no doubt that Nick takes pride in his business and is knowledgeable and passionate about what he sells. People will always doubt Sam's intentions.
 
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raisinlove said:
It’s good shit just trust, not a bland drop shipped sticker attempt, these are good ass beans for your next pour over
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I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller
 
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An automatic clown said:
I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller
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Jet being here being confirmed is still so fucking funny l, but I doubt it’s that Xanax fried fag
 
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Swamp_Donkey said:
also also im surprised more people havent been tearing into fishtank. very underwhelming and just bad editing. theres one funny clip where you see bic holding a drink in one hand with the camera lopsided and it cuts to his footage, fucking worthless askew shot of sams back but fuck it thats the only coverage they had lmao.
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I don't like how they are forcing Damiel so much into the edited version, that gook basically slept 95% of the time. But I guess they have to force in another one of their junkie friends like how he got a stand up spot during one of the meet ups
 
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An automatic clown said:
I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller
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I'm sure I could find something if I went on a deep dive but I can't recall him drinking anything besides water, typically from a giant glass jar
 
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Lt. H. DuBois said:
I'm sure I could find something if I went on a deep dive but I can't recall him drinking anything besides water, typically from a giant glass jar
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hes had a latte in a to go cup several times. theres one clip of him doing a neti pot over his old latte.

i guarantee you he wont waste his time making his own coffee in the morning.

on a somewhat related note, i was in pvd for a week recently and the only halfway decent coffee shop was Bolt, everything else was starbucks tier and/or operated by trannies.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
What I think happened in regards to Sam going super shill mode as of late is after making 1.25 million from Fishtank he's just gotten greedy. He saw that his audience will pay big money and he wants to get more of it.
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Sam have some insane pay piggies, didn't some guy buy that 1 million dollar producer credit for a podcast that barely gets updated?
 
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An automatic clown said:
I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller
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me neither tbh
I'm having a hard time imagining him brewing anything, or cooking for that matter - if it's not in a disposable cup or doesn't come with nuggets, he ain't having it
he probably has a queer way of rationalising it, like Ricky Gervais with Pilkington regarding doing diy work on your home - "my time is worth more than a plumber's, so I'd be stupid to do my own plumbing" but applied to cooking; just high performance people things
 
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An automatic clown said:
I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller
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The roaster was recommended by the guys at Dash here in PVD. Worked with them for other projects, never let down. It’s good shit, not harsh like the shit the hipsters make at Bolt lol at that guy who says it’s good you’re paying for overpriced froo froo third wave shit at a froo froo hotel from losers from Cranston or Fall River who dropped out of umass Dartmouth or risd who hate you
 
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raisinlove said:
The roaster was recommended by the guys at Dash here in PVD. Worked with them for other projects, never let down. It’s good shit, not harsh like the shit the hipsters make at Bolt lol at that guy who says it’s good you’re paying for overpriced froo froo third wave shit at a froo froo hotel from losers from Cranston or Fall River who dropped out of umass Dartmouth or risd who hate you
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i made the jet impersonator mad lol. dash is in boston dumbass, try googling harder next time.
 
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raisinlove said:
It’s a coffee shop too on the left side retard lmao I swear you haters are bananas
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oh shit no way, never saw that place when i was there, or when i was just googling for dash. i guess wigger crew are confirmed homos that go to literal san franciso bicycle repair coffee shops.
 
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