Sam Hyde

[Sneedifarms]

why are you on kiwifarms then, if not to laugh at people making retarded decisions?

Sam Hyde having anal sex with some random New England skank is really not that interesting or entertaining beyond the joke he made about it in Boston Ross.

Any sort of levy against any e-daddy is met with this sort of AGONIZING hair splitting shit

I hope you realize that the absurdity and in-verifiability of many of the claims surrounding Marky (this one included) is a huge part of the reason why no one takes any of them or Channing seriously. “Sam Hyde sodomized a 16 year old and recorded child pornography of a threesome with two 16 year olds” are pretty bold claims to take at face value.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

it is sort of crazy how many right wing grifters love fucking under age girls. Russell Brand is another lefty relic that is grifting the right now.

 

[Max2019]

There's nothing wrong with getting young pussy, assuming they're of age

Why does this forum consist mostly of insane feminists?

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I hope you have the fucking grey matter to realize how exhausting this shit is in general.

No fucking shit, this being discussed because channing fucking mass spams markyposts anytime sam does anything and it gains traction is fucking annoying. We have had at least twenty pages added from tourists to the thread thinking this is some new revelation. I cant give a single fuck unless something new was being brought to the table. Its arguing over minute details for an issue that have most likely already been discussed. At least channing had her derranged charm and was distantly connected to the subject of discussion rather than being some internet faggot who cares whether or not his internet fatherfigure fucked a 16yo.

SAMS A SHIESTY FAGGOT. HES STILL PRETTY FUNNY. IF WERE GOING TO SPEND MULTIPLE UPON MULTIPLE PAGES DISCUSSING THE SAME SHIT I WANT CHANNING BACK.

 

[lego racers]

“Sam Hyde was in a romantic and sexual relationship with a 16 year old” which is still morally questionable at best but not downright contemptuous and malicious.

the absurdity and in-verifiability of many of the claims surrounding Marky (this one included) is a huge part of the reason why no one takes any of them or Channing seriously.

except him fucking marky isn't a claim, it's fact. why are you so intent on denying and minimizing it? he's not going to fuck you.

 

[geckogoy]

No fucking shit, this being discussed because channing fucking mass spams markyposts anytime sam does anything and it gains traction is fucking annoying. We have had at least twenty pages added from tourists to the thread thinking this is some new revelation. I cant give a single fuck

'this sam guy is pretty alright'
'actually no he isnt'
'NOOOO OFF TOPIC OKAY MAYBE IT IS ON TOPIC BUT ITS ALREADY BEEN DISCUSSED NOOOOOOOOO'

 

[Queesechake]

it is sort of crazy how many right wing grifters love fucking under age girls. Russell Brand is another lefty relic that is grifting the right now.

Is it really grifting if you believe everything you say, and haven't changed positions in multiple decades? I don't think it is. Just because you don't like or disagree with what someone is saying doesn't mean they're grifting. Brand is obviously a grifter, Sam is obviously not. Unless your definition of grifting is purposely handicapping yourself by saying what you actually believe out loud for over a decade straight. Sam literally threw away the biggest money making opportunity he's ever had with Adult Swim because he's the opposite of a grifter.

 

[Sneedifarms]

why are you so intent on denying and minimizing it?

It may have to do with the fact that recording child pornography of 16 year olds is extremely fucking illegal whereas simply having sex with one isn’t in the states of MA and RI.

 

[geckogoy]

It may have to do with the fact that recording child pornography of 16 year olds is extremely fucking illegal whereas simply having sex with one isn’t in the states of MA and RI.

 

[Bass Vendor]

Enough with this Marky business, let's get to the bottom of this "Big Purple" nonsense. Burt clan here.

 

[lego racers]

whereas simply having sex with one isn’t in the states of MA and RI.

legality is not morality. do you think the issue people have with sam and marky is that it's illegal or that it's immoral? i'm curious if you apply this ethic to literally anything else.

 

[Sneedifarms]

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a): Yeah, the thing that ruins peoples lives and gets the court system to come after them is a pretty reasonable yardstick, especially compared to the typical justification of “it hurts my feewings”.
b): If you’re going to accuse someone of being a criminal child pornographer, you better have proof of it and not just someone’s word.

 

[Jace on ice]

There's nothing wrong with getting young pussy, assuming they're of age

Why does this forum consist mostly of insane feminists?

A 16 year old is by definition not of age you sped.

 

[lego racers]

especially compared to the typical justification of “it hurts my feewings”.

you can't be real. please, quit while you're behind.

 

[Queesechake]

A 16 year old is by definition not of age you sped.

If you want to go by definitions and laws, then a 16 year old is "of age" for sex in the state(s) where it may have occurred.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

'this sam guy is pretty alright'
'actually no he isnt'
'NOOOO OFF TOPIC OKAY MAYBE IT IS ON TOPIC BUT ITS ALREADY BEEN DISCUSSED NOOOOOOOOO'

You arent adding anything to the discussion faggot, youre just drowning the thread in the same old retarded shit. Coming into the thread and going HEH DIDJA KNOW MARKY isnt doing shit but being an obnoxious faggot. If something new came up by all means throw it in, but its always tourist faggots who jsut saw the same infogrpahic thats been going around for over a decade thinking theyre going to drop some new knowledge and be the one to stop Sam hyde from getting away with it. Its fucking annoying, especially when its stifles any otehr discussion that is going on.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Boston Ross was January 2016. She would be 18 if this is for sure about her, which it sounds like it is. I've heard this was filmed 2 months before it was uploaded, but she would still be 18.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2AlnVh6JTg
So at absolute maximum Sam and Marky were a thing by the time she was 18. We can also assume that's the absolute maximum because Sam in Boston Ross looks different than the Sam with Marky.

"Boston Ross" was recorded long before it was uploaded.
In a comment on the original upload of the video, Sam says the video was 2.5 years old, which would make the date of filming somewhere around June 2013.


(https://archive.is/JslVc)

The timeline dude proves at 38:00 in the video that a still from "Boston Ross" is in a MDE promotional image in December 2014, so it had to have been recorded by then.


(edited in archive: https://archive.is/WgQn3)

However, while Sam said that the video was 2.5 years old, timeline dude dates it to September to December 2014, presumably because he was wearing his new glasses in Boston Ross.

What this means is that "Boston Ross" was an unreleased skit which sat in the vault for a year or more, until about 6-8 weeks after someone close to Marky posted on 4chan about their relationship in October/November 2015 and then it got released. Interesting timing to be sure.

His "Sam Hyde Appearance Timeline" does what I didn't want to do and lines up his glasses, the red beanie, and the hair. He goes blonde one month after Marky's 16th birthday.

The autist deduces the picture is from June 2014, based on the glasses he wears with Marky being broken in a video uploaded at this date. Glasses can't unbreak, so this dates it as right before her 17th birthday.

From what I gathered, his glasses broke around June 2014, and the date this guy gives a date around April 2014 based on the length of Sam's hair in the photo but in principle looking at this guy's timeline it seems as if it would also have been plausible for it to have been around May-June 2013, which would before he broke his glasses but also before he dyed his hair, but either way the broken glasses seem definitive that the photo was taken before June 2014 when she would have been 17.

 

[Jace on ice]

If you want to go by definitions and laws, then a 16 year old is "of age" for sex in the state(s) where it may have occurred.

Is fucking a 12 year old acceptable if you go to a shithole third world country where local laws say it's OK?

You guys are gross, Sam Hyde is gross.

 

[geckogoy]

You arent adding anything to the discussion faggot

He is ostensibly entering the ring on the side of white people and that engaged a lot of new interest. The fact that he is a sodomite and almost certainly going to betray these people obviously bears repeating in that situation and is more important than whatever gay retarded conversation you were hoping on having instead

 

[Sneedifarms]

you can't be real. please, quit while you're behind.

I don’t take issue with people finding Sam and Marky immoral (which it is, by the way). I take issue with people making erroneous or unprovable claims ranging from Sam Hyde sodomizing a 16 year old to Sam Hyde recording and possessing federally illegal material. We don’t even do this with literal rapists and murderers who are on trial but yet to be convicted, why shouldn’t Markyposters be held to the same standard if they want to be taken seriously?