Sam Hyde

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Sam Hyde on his deathbed, contemplating and looking back on his life, "I've accomplished so much. I've made a living on YouTube, I created an entertainment empire, ten seasons of a sketch comedy show. I've developed three highly successful video games. Fishtank is in syndication on CBS. I married the love of my life, Marky, and we have a beautiful family. I've been canceled and uncanceled more times than I can count. I guess if I had one regret it's that I never but that gorilla nest when I had the chance."
 
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Swamp_Donkey said:
Raisinlove is the only legitimate fanboy itt and he's fun to have around as a petting zoo exhibit type of poster.
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Rasinlove may seem like a hardcore Sam dickrider but I personally believe that his true motive is to just bait the shit out of Noble Redditor and we're all none the wiser.
 
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Yeah, Sam randomly making rabbi jokes while Harland is clearly talking about priests in a van manhandling him was a rookie mistake. I don’t even know what Charls making a statement about public school teachers doing it to Harland was trying to prove.

He should have seen it coming after making a bit about cunnilingus.
 
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I don’t even know what Charls making a statement about public school teachers doing it to Harland was trying to prove.
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A lot of their material is recycled /pol/ shit they didn't come up with. indians spammed /pol/ with slide threads about Catholic priests raping kids. /pol/ responded by comparing public school teacher rapes to priest rapes, and even per capita teachers are way more likely to be rapists. Charls probably could have turned that banter into a joke but Sam was too busy getting upset.
 
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parody said:
Jay is literally one of Sam's writers. Jay, Alex, and Charls have all commented on the episode post-launch and don't seem bothered by it.
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He sure seems to be cliqued up with certain folk. Dyer, guests like shane gillis, dasha and adam friedland multiple photographs with roger stone. Seems weird considering he is a "blacklisted desperado".
 
BullfrogBill said:
Sam destroying this guy's set was great, not sure why so many people here are clutching their pearls over it or acting like it's going to ruin Sam or anyone else's career. I would've been disappointed if Sam didn't go ape shit.
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The problem is that everyone besides Sam and Harland is obviously not comfortable with what's happening, and Sam seems so focused on trying to out-crazy Harland that he doesn't notice that even his own crew is genuinely upset.

Also, Sam says heil Hitler right at the end (censored but that's obviously what it was), which is a fucking insane move for a silly goofy boomer comedy show, I bet Harland's crew HATES Sam now and think he's an actual jew-hating freak.
 
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Sam totally could have lightened the mood somewhat by playing into the gorilla bit more, thump his chest and make more ooga booga noises instead of sperging out and then awkwardly trying to wrestle the old man.
I dont necessarily think this was a career-ending move in any case though.
The best thing Sam could do from here on out is accept he was humbled by a guy he clearly underestimated.
 
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Also, I find the comparison to Matan Even to be slightly untrue. Matan is still young and his random moments seem to be a bit that Sam enjoyed, especially with him bringing random Indian people with on the spot.

Harland is a true and tried professional that really just seem to mirror Sam to a point where he was better at making meta humor than him. If anything, Sam needs to get him on his self titled show as a personal favor.
 
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yoursavior said:
I can like someone and criticize them. Sam and Metokur have me glued to my screen. At the same time, Sam's shitty attitude and Jim's tranny dungeon to be embarrassing
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There's a difference there. Jim can laugh at his being a gigantic weeb. You can imagine someone like Harlan throwing the most heinous shit at Jim about it and Jim just rolling with it and making hay with it. Jim's got character flaws and his own hypocrisies, but not being able to laugh at himself isn't one of them.
 
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Erick’s face of him trying hard not to laugh while looking slightly uncomfortable after the table was thrown to the ground is something I’m surprised no one talked about here.
 
parody said:
taking control of bits.....is what Sam always does, thats his schtick
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You're right, but he completely and utterly failed at it here, which is why anyone gives a shit about this clip whatsoever. I'm not sure it's site-wide feature worthy, but all the Sam defense being run and "it's a bit and here's why just look at 00:14:27:36" shit is some of the hardest copium I've ever seen on this website (and I like Sam a lot). Just fucking laugh niggers, it's not hard.
 
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