Sam Hyde

[Skibidi Turlet]

The only purpose of sam bringing the talentless filipino around is so that he can say he's 'not racist' while continuing to do the jews are bad thing on every fucking podcast

Eh. I doubt it. I think he just surrounds himself with sycophants and the filipino is a sycophant who happens to not be white. IIRC his trainer was a black guy with green hair during his boxing thing - was that a ploy to be seen as "not racist" too?

 

[Liquid Gaddafi]

I see it, but i've seen worse on Fishtank and even on his own stuff.....acting like this ONE is the most cringe one is very normie-tier "yeah i watch ~le Ghost of Kiev XDDD Dood it was like totally cringe he had a roid rage and like flipped the table in one second he was not like one minute before feeling the table and both of them being very cringe to one another, not all.....Dude Sam got so pissed he broke everything XD"

It's cringe not because he broke a physical object, is cringe because he is supposed to be an "avant-garde" comedian and he got triggered because someone else was making jokes, turning his cringe bit of having Damiel there on him, and he couldnt think of anything funny to reply and couldnt handle not being in control like a baby. Again, is crazy that you guys dont see it. Flipping the table and making Nick (his supposed best friend) look like he has having a panic attack just because he couldnt handle the bants was just the cherry on the top of the whole thing, but everything before was already very cringe. This nigga thinks of himself as cutting edge troll master and was begging a 60 year old boomer to please get serious because he couldnt riff.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

He hates Hasan for wanting physical power to assert his political stances. Sam himself has become what he hated.

Sam specifically said his problem with Hasan was that he was pretending to be a tough guy to prove his points but wouldn't back it up with actual violence, hence Sam challenging him to a fight.

I can't remember the interview where he said that but it definitely was not just because Hasan has muscles.

 

[I Will Stop.....in 3 min]

It's cringe not because he broke a physical object, is cringe because he is supposed to be an "avant-garde" comedian and he got triggered because someone else was making jokes, turning his cringe bit of having Damiel there on him, and he couldnt think of anything funny to reply and couldnt handle not being in control like a baby. Again, is crazy that you guys dont see it. Flipping the table and making Nick look like he has having a panic attack was just the cherry on the top of the whole thing, but everything before was already very cringe.

(I can agree that the entire thing is very cringe, Harland really did "win" by not being bothered, and Nick really looked RED like he wanted to me somewhere else....at the start it felt like he really did want to talk with Harland)yeah i think you're right............... dude The Ghost of Kiev ...... White guy much lol? got powned by that boomer.

 

[dvorak]

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This is just motte and bailey but for online comedians/influencers. On one hand, these people are serious red-pill dispensers (Dyer for his purported esoteric & religious content, Hyde for his no bullshit life advice & /pol/itics), but whenever they mess up and do something that calls into question their character and whether they can be trusted for matters of the highest gravitas (Dyer in particular, for he spends large amounts of time in the sphere of the religious, concerning the ultimate state of one's very soul), they can they fall back to the "I'm just a comedian, lol why do you take me seriously at all? Losers!".

There's a reason why the role of the court jester never overlapped with the theologian or philosopher -- their goal, or 'telos' if you will, are at complete odds with each other.

 

[Nigger Cattle]

Putting this faggot's name in the same sentence as Norm McDonald's feels sort of sacrilegious to me. It's like putting a lump of shit on the same plate as a bar of gold.

Why? They were legit friends back then, see for yourself:

Harland is also a great friend, when Tom Green was drunk and ended up falling sleep, people were worried thinking something bad had happened to him, Harland was his neighbor and went to his house to check up on him:

27 minutes in the video you can see him arriving


His comedy might not be for you, but he isn't a bad guy.

 

[ackack99]

It's like Sam's buddy Frank Hassle. It's funny to watch Frank go around and hassle people but if you were being hassled it wouldn't be that fun. Just a quick moment where Sam Hyde's facade drops and he can't rely on his physical size to domineer someone.

funnily enough, Frank said at one point that he wanted to hassle Sam on Fishtank because he knows hes pretty thin skinned and would get easily annoyed if the heat was put on him. he was going to get Burt to try and flirt with him or something. theres honestly a million ways to bother Sam, the dude freaked out over the idea of touching a fish and throws a tantrum if he smells air freshener. all Harland did was show this chink in his armor.

also, one time Frank tried to hassle some fisherman and the guy just laughed and called him a fat neckbeard, and his whole bit fell to pieces. Frank ran away after realizing the guy mogged him and was unbothered. maybe he didnt want to do what Sam did by getting overly physical/trying too hard in an attempt to "win" the battle. everyone can be one upped.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Sam Hyde, more like Sam should have ran and Hyd.

 

[Goblin Troll]

Jesus Christ I didn't know Harland was slinging heat like that. Has Joe killed himself yet? God damn.

I get it.

Wasn't about the joke. More about the level of riffing. Also it ramps up from there. That's the first 30 seconds. He ends up convincing Joe he has a tape worm and pulls out celery and eats it. Joe is so oblivious that he's telling Harland that tape worms are bad and he needs to get rid of it and not feed it.

The Baskin Robbins example is to show the level of irreverence of Harland (random association, 30 -> 31 -> Baskin Robbins) and Joe's block-headedness and gullibility. Harland spends the entire podcast lobbing them straight down home plate and Joe is missing every swing. And Joe begins boiling and getting so testy and short with him.

I do recommend it despite admitting the Baskin Robbins intro isn't a 10/10

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

also, one time Frank tried to hassle some fisherman and the guy just laughed and called him a fat neckbeard, and his whole bit fell to pieces.

Frank did an episode that detailed how to handle a hassling correctly, complete with examples of targets that escaped his wrath.

 

[Slav Power]

Shocked no one did this yet.

You go with orangutans when you had a freebie for that joke.
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I'm sorry, but the proboscis monkey is now permanently associated with Poles.

 

[semitooth]

I think the vibes might've been a little more salvageable had that table not been seemingly high school classroom weight/strength, which cannot be common 9/10 times on shitty little podcasts like that.
Either that or sam has already lost his gainz. If Sam had grabbed the table, flipped it and sat back down in less than 5 seconds (which I guess might've been what he was imagining in his head when he decided to go through with it) maybe it could've been funny.

 

[parody]

but whenever they mess up and do something that calls into question their character and whether they can be trusted for matters of the highest gravitas

Yeah, I definitely don't think this is one of those moments.

 

[lurkin]

The nosey comments, 'you so clazy' and the irish airline jokes are funnier than extreme peace so far.

 

[dvorak]

Yeah, I definitely don't think this is one of those moments.

It may not be, but let's not be hasty to dismiss it. True wisdom comes not merely with age & experience, but disposition as well. Someone who's accomplished much in their life, but presently displaying a weak character, may be commended in their efforts, but it would not be right call them "wise", given their deficit in disposition.

When Sam tells someone to avoid path A, and instead take path B, are you certain this is well thought out advice, or is it the split impulse of someone who is minutes/seconds away from chimping out? How do you know someone like Harland didn't just hastle Sam off stream and whatever is about to proceed from his mouth is conditioned upon surface level contained rage?

 

[big pauper]

World Peace was a bad product that actually lowered ratings across the whole brand, it got 700k viewers the first episode carried forward by Tim and Eric and fell to 400k for every one after. The following show Dr Steve Brule was getting 500k-600k a mere 15mins later. Viewers were tuning out because of World Peace. When they axed World Peace and just stuffed reruns of Robot Chicken they were getting 700-800k viewers. World Peace was a flaming pile of dogshit on the stoop of the Adult Swim executives and its no fucking wonder that they shitcanned it. If it was pulling Rick and Morty numbers (2M+) they'd have some sort of justification to ride out the storm, instead they had some primadonna /pol/ sperg being an annoying piece of shit while running a bad product in a prime slot. Nick and Charls were right to be pissed with Sam because 12:15pm Saturday night(technically Sunday morning) is as cherry a time slot you could ever ask for.

look... if you're going to try and make a case against what i said by pulling out the actual numbers, you'd better damn well be sure the numbers you're pulling out are actually correct. a million people tuning in a 12am on a fucking saturday night is actually really really good so i don't know why you constructed this elaborate series of lies to say it isn't

 

[bussy mafia]

based rocket man putting sam in a real self defense situation and the spaghetti just falls out of his pockets. surprised he didn’t try to pay harland to shelf it.

 

[4outa5]

sam's humor is funny, this podcast guy is a fag trying to get clicks and shilling faggy products/mlm shit ad nauseam. sam was able to see it and treated him physically like fag boy was trying to treat him and his team through manipulative femeinine psycho faggotry. twigs for gorilla boi? ok nigger, lets make that nest out of your whole set. enough said.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

You do see a drop of about 200k viewers from the Eric Andre show to MDE premieres. What's really scary is knowing re-runs of Friends broke 1mil consistently on nick at night.

 

[ripcomlol]

I think Sam Hyde is a grand pedophile and scammer. he misleads people into thinking they are going to collab with him on fishtank and doesn't even pay for their traveling finances -- and you are lucky if he doesn't change his mind about you after making you pay for transport coming all the way to his place from the furthest of where you came from (mostly because of his retarded agents that keep sending false E-mails and he is too fat to care to supervise after them). I still remember that one time when he was talking about "if a minor is doing *inappropriate things with adults* does that mean she is a child? or straight up a hoe!!!" not sure if I still have it saved but I will look for it. if you follow that guy then your IQ is not more than a braindead African woman.