🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Godmode]

We need the monkeyking's Ogrina wife to come as a freeloader and have a fat bitch fight with Rachel.

I can't wait to see Rachel interact with Fatty in a couple of weeks (if production manages to keep her that long).

I can imagine Fatty feeling extremely superior to Rachel due to his recent weight loss.

I am ship-ing them in my mind, and it's terrifying.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

alex coming back to try and put the moves on rachel would be kino tbh. xan psychosis powercouple

 

[Giant Machine]

I think it's safe to say that this season is already better than Season 3. Only good stuff about S3 were the Fishtank reveal and Luke.

You clearly weren't in chat for Alex B's ogre-wife showing up. That will never be beat.

 

[Blackstar]

Sure that was amazing but imo this season has had the best overall start, while also having some good high moments too. Hopefully this level of quality is kept up. S3 had the problem if really boring downtime and the contestants not doing shit on their own which this season has avoided so far.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Sure that was amazing but imo this season has had the best overall start, while also having some good high moments too. Hopefully this level of quality is kept up. S3 had the problem if really boring downtime and the contestants not doing shit on their own which this season has avoided so far.

i think it's a pretty weak start, but has the most potential to be good. just since the fish are more keen on doing stuff without being prompted to.

but i think a lot of the cast and their actions/arcs are too predictable.
we pretty much know they're gonna coddle rachel so she doesn't ragequit before whatever shit they've got planned with her and fatty
we know they're gonna fuck with ellie for being a terminally online discord e-thot and playing innocent to farm simps
we know daniel is gonna lean into whatever chat tells him to do and be a villainous element
we know angelina is just gonna be a quirk chungus discord kitten and probably get fucked with heavy for it
we know jin is gonna get axed the second he markyposts, which is inevitable
aryeh, drench, and freddy are the only wild cards.

feels like s1 where basically everyone knew that josie/letty/jon/vance would be main characters within the first week

 

[TonySopranoFan57]

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Rachel was having a 4am stress eating session and literally fell asleep with her fingers in the oreo bag

PPP got onto fishtank thank God

 

[Secondary Secret]

I am ship-ing them in my mind, and it's terrifying.

Stop hurting yourself!

 

[else_letter]

Some recent fun things.

arye would carry

wrench comforts arye about being cancelled on reddit

nobody cares nigga

 

[bussy mafia]

rachel is a purebred lolcow.

 

[Johann Bacha Bazi]

Aryeh is currently talking about how he once went to a furry convention because he wanted to make friends with other autistic people and figured that a furry convention would be mostly attended by autistic people. He's also autistically explaining to Ellie and Jin what the furry fandom is.

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

we know jin is gonna get axed the second he markyposts, which is inevitable

newfag question, markyposts=crashing out right?

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I didn't go through the thread and have only watched the two recap videos.
What do you guys think about this season? My initial and very limited impressions are that the people are acting it up to much and that I actually get a bit anoyed at some of them (the new suck-toy girl).

 

[itogi]

Day 3 recaps

 

[Halloween23]

After the first 3 days
Freddy - NGMI because he's too nice
Jin - They're going to do a Ted style disappearing of him because he knows to much and gives too little of a shit about saying it
Angelina - Will make it to final 3 just to simp farm but not win
Rachel - Her destiny is to rage quit then almost immediately return as a freeloader
Ellie - NGMI because she's boring as shit and the hottness doesn't make up for it
Arye - NGMI unless they ultra coddle him and I don't think he's popular enough to get ultra coddled
The Wrench - NGMI unless she stops being the house mommy

Daniel is the clear massive favorite.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

newfag question, markyposts=crashing out right?

markypost = bringing up that sam hyde fucked a teenager named marky

 

[Polska krowa]

newfag question, markyposts=crashing out right?

Marky Thompson is a Sam Hyde fan who he fucked when she was like 16. Markyposting is posting about Sam's relationship with Marky, and often, begruntled former Fishtank contestants hone in on Marky when complaining about Sam/Fishtank... mainly because Marky is a big no-no topic to be discussed on Fishtank both by contestants and fans.

 

[foam rolla]

I think it's safe to say that this season is already better than Season 3. Only good stuff about S3 were the Fishtank reveal and Luke.

Cunt, did you even watch season 3?

 

[OffTopic]

After the first 3 days
Freddy - NGMI because he's too nice

He's a raging alcoholic and pill head. They've going to ply him with booze until week 2-3 if he's still alive and then cut him off so he goes insane.

Jin - They're going to do a Ted style disappearing of him because he knows to much and gives too little of a shit about saying it

Again, another addict but with porn. Keeping him around till he implodes will be fun.

Angelina - Will make it to final 3 just to simp farm but not win
Rachel - Her destiny is to rage quit then almost immediately return as a freeloader
Ellie - NGMI because she's boring as shit and the hottness doesn't make up for it
Arye - NGMI unless they ultra coddle him and I don't think he's popular enough to get ultra coddled
The Wrench - NGMI unless she stops being the house mommy

No arguments here.

Daniel is the clear massive favorite.

This was clear from the moment he walked in the door.

 

[Rungle]

Listening to rachels stupid bullshit in room 3.
Said fishtank saved her from suicide.
Almost shared the story she first masturbated but refrained doing so.

 

[skrod]

Said fishtank saved her from suicide.

Real talk, how much fishtank do we think Rachel has seen? I've seen some chatters saying she only started watching in Season 3, but even then it doesn't seem like she watched more than a few clips. She seems shocked that the audience and the wiggers don't love her, and thinks she has an actual chance to be hired by production for her comedic talent. It's just very strange to me that she came in decked out in homemade fishtank merch and doesn't know anything about the show.

Follow up, how much do we think the other contestants have seen? To me it seems like none of them have watched all 3 seasons (let alone bloodgames and bitchtank) and none of them have watched it live. If I had to guess I'd say Daniel and Jin know the most about it and even they seem like recap watchers who haven't watched all the seasons. Freddy and Rachel know the least. Direnc said she found out about it through a friend so I wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't seen it at all aside from a couple clips.