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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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EDIT: Also archiving a second video from the same day that was posted before this. Not sure if it's already archived here and I'm too tired to check.

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I hope someone is looking after Jon and making sure he's not about to get on a train to meet up with some sex trafficker or something. I'm sure all kinds of weirdos and scammers got into contact with him after seeing how gullible he is.
 
Did no one archive or listen to the short interview/podcast thing Jon did with some people on twitter that Jet set was breaking NDA? No one on here seemed to talk about what he actually said there.

it appears to not be a joke and there is now a paypig exclusive bathroom cam
Bathroom cam is kind of unironically what I wanted since the first week, just because it's annoying not being able to tell if someone is in the basement or in the bathroom or what and this is exactly the way I wanted it to be done but putting it behind a paywall is extremely dumb when it's only purpose is to tell you if someone is in there or not, unless they're mad enough to have audio with it as well.
 
Is there audio? I guess season pass holders get to hear the contestants shitting and pissing now.
I believe earlier I was able to hear footsteps and muffled speech, I imagine since the mic is in the corner people won't hear much until the poo and the pee starts. Though looking now I'm not hearing the usual "hiss" associated with an open mic not getting anything to chew on.
 
Me whenever I have to see Damiel's stupid face
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Josie and Letty both awake before noon. Wild.

Damiel too.

Edit: They're all up. They've slept through TTS before, but not this morning it seems.
 
Josie is pretending to lift weights. She just set a timer like Jon used to do. Damiel is passed out on the couch. Everyone else is in bed.
 
There's something weird about Jon this morning, he's looking more feminine.
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Ben, not wanting Goldstriker to be pissed at him, tells New Jon that if Goldstriker asks who's idea it was to emulate Jon, she should say it was her idea.
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Ben comes in to talk to Josie. Says he was shitfaced when he told her to be more like Jon, and that if Goldstriker brings it up it was her idea and it's her word against his. It was a really good bit. He kept tapping his notebook to punctuate what he was saying. So Goldstriker will 100% bring this up if he stops by today.
 
Day 17 9:34am Ben is back upstairs to wake up the Fish. GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY FUCKS
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I believe earlier I was able to hear footsteps and muffled speech, I imagine since the mic is in the corner people won't hear much until the poo and the pee starts. Though looking now I'm not hearing the usual "hiss" associated with an open mic not getting anything to chew on.
Yeah, that's why I didn't think there was audio earlier. There definitely is audio though. I was wrong about that.
Josie is pretending to lift weights. She just set a timer like Jon used to do. Damiel is passed out on the couch. Everyone else is in bed.
That whole "you have to be Jon" bit was funny, but how earnestly she's taking the challenge on is winning me over.

Edit: Please tell me someone got a clip of Letty almost killing herself jumping over that chair while emulating Josie, who was emulating the Top J himself. This all feels so surreal.
 
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