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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Good to be back. Thank you to everyone who's posted summaries/clips from the down time to help us catch up. Not bothered paying attention to fishtank while the thread's been away - my tolerance for the type of retards in ft chat is limited at the best of times.
Anyone give me a link to something on the immensely fat and boring cunt? It'd be nice to know who he is.
 
In yesterday's talk with Nick Camino, Frank mentioned that he's getting extra fishbucks for getting a person to leave. I guess his crosshair is on Sylvia judging by how much he bullies her. I hope she does fuck off with her virtuous plan of funding a tranny surgery with prize money. She's pretty resiliant but you can tell a lot of things get to her easily and she starts chimping out Shaniqua style.
 
Two days ago, Frank spoke to camera and told us that Vance's turn was coming. He pissed on his bed that night. Yesterday he started plotting with Violetta and generally getting chummy with her about what to do to spite Vance. He gave her a cup of his alarmingly dark-colored pee which she dumped all over Vance's bed. Vance started getting actually negative TTS messages for once, and Frank would concur.

Bedroom 2, Day 25, ~15:20 FT. Vance was trying to talk to his fans by himself, Hassle barges in and sits on the bed talking to him. Violetta walked in then left after a while.

TTS: Vance be meaner to Letty and Sylvia like u should have told Letty to fuck off
Frank adds "You do kind of fence-sit a little bit." "It's a little bitchmade."

TTS: Poor Vance. Saying yeah to everything for 25 days strait must be mentally taxing
Frank laughs and says "Do you just kind of find a guy to glob on to? Jon, Damiel, me a little bit?" Vance replies with his default: "Yeah..." and frank finishes him off with "That's kind of gay."

This back-and-forth lasts for a little while. Ninety minutes later, Vance is shirtless with sunglasses on downstairs being extroverted for the first time in three full weeks. It's unbelievable to witness the kind of power this Z-list Sam orbiter has over Vance, who wants to be his friend so bad. During the first day of Frank's stay, Vance was following him around and doing whatever to impress him. He was clearly starstruck by a chainsmoking lardass known for harassing random people on the street like a maniac.
 
I can't believe nobody has posted the shit saga yet. Frank Hassle shit in a cup and Letty put the shit in Sylvia's closet. Here are some clips before, during and after.

Frank discussion with Letty (includes talk about Terry Davis and glow in the darks)


Frank fights with Sylvia:


Frank fights with Sylvia part 2:


Frank and Letty preparing then executing plan Shit in a Cup, Letty places shit in Sylvia's closet when no one is looking


Part 2 of Shit Saga, Sylvia discovers the shit



Part 3: Jet addresses the shit situation aka gaslights them, says the camera was down so he doesn't know who did it
 

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I like the stuff about Letty the /tv/ people make, always gets a hearty kek from me.
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What the heck happened to the freeloader named Ella? I swear I only saw her once on camera and the next thing I knew she was gone.
 
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An all-hands garage meeting was called that was used as a distraction to let Lance infiltrate the tank. Ben did a "by the way, Vance you have a lootcrate in B4" where Lance was waiting for him.
Lance says that the Lance thing is done and for one night only Vance can use Lance as his personal soldier to fuck with people and recommends targeting Frank. This seems to have lifted Vance's mood for the time being as he's been going through Vancepill withdrawals recently.

"If you're not Lance, what should I call you?"
"Lance!"

Worth noting that Frank went to shake Lance's hand, saying it's cool to meet him. Lance didn't acknowledge this which was an interesting slight.
 
It's legitimately crazy how much love Josie gets for adding so little to the show. She's spent 95% of it silent and stimming. She does nothing. The only reason people like her is because she's a cute Asian looking girl and 4chan is full of man children who get off on that. That's it. Even stinky ass Letty who is clearly unhinged adds 10 times what Josie does.
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Josiecels should just admit they are turned on by a woman acting like a child because they are sickos who love anime and porn.
 
Jet went in to update the kitchen gang on the fight much to Frank and Chris' delight. Josie probably is unaware of Wings.
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I see that gross fuck couldn't keep a shirt on for longer than a couple of hours.
Re Ella: Her Bio, if not fake, said she was homeschooled her entire life. Her extra-weirdness makes sense regarding that. I've known a *lot* of homeschooled people and alarmingly few were anywhere remotely near 'normal', even in regards to the cast of weirdos on this show.
 
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