🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[MoonState]

Joe-Z, Pill & Peppa are currently getting raped by SFX spam playing from pretty much every available speaker downstairs. This has been going for over half an hour now.
Here are a few examples.

Spoiler: Clips

 

[Aidan]

Vance finally got an opportunity to show Mister G his acting chops and do some advertisements to help keep the Fishtank running.
Mr. Goldstriker attends to give feedback on Vance and Jet.

Vance is informed that the current fish ranking is Josie, Letty, Vance, then Sylvia from best to worst and gets plenty of feedback once they get into it.
Part of the Vance cycle recently where he's built up and torn down. Immediately before this he was enjoying boxing with Goldstriker.

Yeah

 

[DapperShark]

The sun is up and the sfx bombardment is still going as of 6:23 AM fishtank time, Letty got nuked too and the only one who got any sleep was Chris (his snoring was too powerful), the main paypigs responsible vowed to strike again on day 35

 

[Devil's Avocado]

In my opinion this South Central turf war challenge shows exactly how everybody involved has completely given up on the project and are simply throwing out random shit without direction just to keep people watching until it eventually ends. In the beginning, there was this kind of wholesome vibe to it and the show was even marketed as such. Like you could mess with the fishes by taking their bed away or turn a room really cold/hot, but the racist stuff was disallowed. That's even the reason they moderated TTS so it wouldn't devolve into IP2-style non-stop edgy spam.
I think the reason for this is was initially because they wanted to ultimately shop the show around and attract funding for future seasons. Nobody in their right mind would invest in a show where everybody is hardcore racist and TTS is playing Hitler speeches at all hours or they had to keep it nice and clean. However, the masks have started to come off after Jon left and the show went off the rails. It started gradually with Jet mentioning some alt-right talking points when giving fishes speeches (talking about "goyslop", "libtards", etc), but as the time has gone on, it has gotten worse and worse. We are now at the point where contestants are forced to act extremely racist and saying "nigger" is something that is rewarded. They probably realized at some point there is no possible way of salvaging the show so they just said "fuck it" and simply have the contestants act out different scenarios without any plan in place. Last weekend it was some mother-son fetish thing, now they're basically LARP-ing GTA: San Andreas, the next challenges are surely to be in a similar vein.
The whole this is a total shitshow. For example, nobody even seems to know how the eliminations work or when the next one is going to happen. I honestly wouldn't be surprised at this stage if the producers just decided to pull the plug on the whole thing because they can't take it anymore and crown Josie the winner because she did the best anime character impression or something. Will watch until the end, but really hope they get their shit together before the finish line.

 

[ThePissWitch]

So has Chris totally overstayed his welcome and Sam is stuck babysitting him in the fishtank?
That's the vibe I get

 

[Got Milk!]

So has Chris totally overstayed his welcome and Sam is stuck babysitting him in the fishtank?
That's the vibe I get

I've been calling him Fat Jon from the first day he was in. I think time has proven me right. From content machine* to coddled and annoying relatively quickly.

*Idt he's quite the content machine Jon was but he's the next closest so far.

E: I guess he's more of a Speedrun of Jon except he's fat and the hos aren't trying to fuck.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 29 7:50AM
Mariachi sfx are sporadically playing in rooms with sleeping fish. They are mostly non-responsive. They are acclimating well and seem mostly desensitized to the random sfx.

8:10AM
Air raid, Breakup, and Angry Vitenam sfx play simultaneously in the Kitchen or Living Room area. Vance sits up looking confused and immediately lays back down. There are still 3 or 4 full garbage bags at the foot of his mattress.

BR1 and BR2 are littered with folding chairs and broken bed frames. For reasons I can't explain it's hilarious to me.

Last night in the kitchen (some time after 10:50PM and before the 1:00AM shootout) Sylvia said something again about a book her dad gave her. Does anyone know the lore on this? It's the one with the red cover I think. I wonder what the book is and since she doesn't seem to make the type of choices a young woman with a father in her life would make I'm really curious.


I want to thank all the kiwibros who provided feedback. It seems so long as I'm posting infodumps no one is bothered by my multi-posting. At least a couple farmers find some use in the updates so I'll keep going.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Sam asking Josie if she would be okay with just $12k when she wins, and whether or not she'd sue them or make a fuss.

Sam talking with Josie about her "image", how she should seem above it all and like an unapproachable ideal. To not beg but instead treat talking to the camera as a reward for the viewers. Jet then shows him how much money she has made through begging. Sam tells her to ignore what he said and instead proceed with her begging, he's expecting at least 4 plushies before she can leave the room.

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[Devil's Avocado]

Sam asking Josie if she would be okay with just $12k when she wins, and whether or not she'd sue them or make a fuss.

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The best part about that clip is Jet quietly creeping in the background and listening in. Sam seems to be genuinely surprised by him after he walks out of the kitchen.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Notice the difference in viewership between the piggy and literally everything else, she's out next for sure

 

[Angry Shoes]

I think Josie shilling for the plushies may be the first time I've seen her face genuine hardship since the show started. She's really good at rolling with the punches but she seemed genuinely stressed and uncomfortable during that segment.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I think Josie shilling for the plushies may be the first time I've seen her face genuine hardship since the show started. She's really good at rolling with the punches but she seemed genuinely stressed and uncomfortable during that segment.

My theory for awhile is that bringing up her weird simps is the key to fucking with her. I bet they could ramp it up a little if they got her like a cutesy costume to wear, like cat ears or something. Nothing too crazy sexual because I think she'd refuse, but juuuust enough to knock her out of her comfort zone.

It's like the one thing that seems to really get to her.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

So has Chris totally overstayed his welcome and Sam is stuck babysitting him in the fishtank?
That's the vibe I get

I think he was originally brought as "a way to own iDubbbz" (yeah, don't ask me how bringing ASF in is supposed to be some big W for Sam, I don't get it either). My memory might be hazy and there's no complete archives (not that I know of) for the last week, but the general gist of it is that he came in, was in high spirits, and was pretty okay to be around. However, the first night Frank was there, ASF had a random meltdown, when talking alone with Frank, about how shit his life actually is. Lucky for him, Frank was a bro about it and told ASF everything's going to be okay. Later that evening, for the reasons that are still pretty unclear to me, even after re-watching the clips, ASF got GIGA TRIGGERED at Sylvia (second half of this clip and the beginning of this). The way I understand it is that Frank was simply sitting on the stairs and didn't let Sylvia pass him. Sylvia tried, but walked into him and Frank jokingly told her to stop assaulting her. ASF didn't get the joke and suddenly went completely off the deep end on Sylvia because he thought Sylvia sexually assaulted Frank and based on what he hinted towards, ASF might've been sexually assaulted in the past. Anyway as can be seen in the videos, this went on for quite a while and the yelling was so loud you could clearly hear it from the living room to the other side of the house.
The next morning, everybody was like "hey Chris, what was up with that last night?" and he went on another mini-meltdown about how sexual assault is a serious problem and the women aren't the only ones who can be victims (strongly hinting that he's been at the receiving end of it). Frank didn't really help it when he went along with the assault thing and told that yeah, Sylvia basically raped him the night before. I think this was the first day of Simon's presidency and since all freeloaders were given a go ahead to do with the fishes anything they want, ASF promised to specifically target Sylvia as a payback. A bunch of stuff happened, but maybe the most noteworthy is that he was allowed to force the fish perform a hour long bicep workout. I already went into it a couple of pages back, but it's basically an hour of him being mentally unhinged drill sergeant while the fish suffer and everybody else, including Sam and the producers watch idly by. Sylvia didn't part-take in it as protest and ASF went completely ballistic on her, repeatedly yelling "capisce?" right in her face (as a side note, a couple of days later Letty and Vance had an actual chat where they mainly talked about music, but briefly touched in the workout, how retarded it was, and how nobody surprisingly got hurt).
Later that day Sam asked ASF to do a boxing workout with him. I think Sam originally envisioned it as a reason to rough ASF up a bit because of what he did to the fish, but if you watch a clip of the workout, it all goes well in the beginning (Sam even seems to get some jabs in), but ASF has another meltdown in from of Sam around 22 minute mark about how shit his life is and how he's practically homeless. I think this is the moment Sam started to feel sorry for him and because of that he's allowed to stay around in the house as he has nowhere else to be and got nothing going on in his life.
From that time, he's basically around, but none of the contestants really seem to like him nor want to be around him. Sylvia doesn't like him for obvious reasons, Josie and Vance politely ignore him, Letty is forced to interact with him because they're on the same team right now, but you can see in that clip where Sam tells her to be more touchy-feely, Letty doesn't really want to do any of that and is simply being nice to ASF out of politeness; much less wants to touch him and give him wrong ideas. He's like that weird person in a group of people nobody really wants around, but at the same time, everybody is too awkward to straight up say to him to get lost. I really hope they stick him in the basement or get rid of him in some way because he is so incredibly annoying and gross I don't want to watch any room he is in.

 

[Aidan]

AirsoftFatty is a chronic liar and has "breakdowns" all the time. He's emotionally and mentally retarded; that isn't a slight. Frank understood this and commented on it with the fish a few times. Sam surely recognizes this and simply wants to use ASF to spite idubbbz with perhaps a secondary goal of steering ASF in a positive direction. Sam is not going to fix ASF, no one can because he is self-sabotaging and has been his whole life.

Don't get swept up in his drama, that is how he's made most of his money in life so he's conditioned himself to behave that way.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Fishtoy idea:
You can TTS a challenge to either a specific contestant or to everyone in a "first to complete" type deal. If they follow through, they get a "Fishcoin" worth ~$15-$25.
Challenges could be anything they're allowed to do. Steal someone's clothes, do a shoe-i (video related) etc. It would cost more than a regular TTS and the fish are informed that TTS can't lie about issuing Fishcoin challenges (they're manually approved anyway, so wouldn't be an issue).

This would incentivize these lazy fucks to put in effort every now and then even when things aren't happening, create some drama and add more viewer interaction.

(the shoe-i)

 

[JamusActimus]

My theory for awhile is that bringing up her weird simps is the key to fucking with her. I bet they could ramp it up a little if they got her like a cutesy costume to wear, like cat ears or something. Nothing too crazy sexual because I think she'd refuse, but juuuust enough to knock her out of her comfort zone.

It's like the one thing that seems to really get to her.

A plant josie simp freeloader/guest would be funny.
They could gaslight them into thinking the guy paid 5k to go in the fish tank and be close to josie.

That would really fuck with her and be ultra cringe but I doubt they will do something like that.
Would be a better guest than Ella anyways

 

[Blitzsneed]

A plant josie simp freeloader/guest would be funny.
They could gaslight them into thinking the guy paid 5k to go in the fish tank and be close to josie.

That would really fuck with her and be ultra cringe but I doubt they will do something like that.
Would be a better guest than Ella anyways

From a financial standpoint, this would be a TTS goldmine waiting to be harvested. Imagine how many hate messages would be made for this person alone. Fucking with Josie would be the cherry on top.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

ASF might've been sexually assaulted in the past

Not "might have", he certainly has been. He said it on fishtank too, his first time having sex was with a girl who "raped him" holding a knife to his throat or something like that. First time he mentioned it is sitting on the bed with Frank. I'll see if I can find the segment and clip it.

 

[Star Platinum]

Not "might have", he certainly has been. He said it on fishtank too, his first time having sex was with a girl who "raped him" holding a knife to his throat or something like that. First time he mentioned it is sitting on the bed with Frank. I'll see if I can find the segment and clip it.

i'm sure a girl was willing to risk life in prison to get some of the ASF sausage and this is not yet another outlandish lie by a guy with nothing going on in his life and a desperate need for attention

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 29 12:35PM
Ben arrives to the kitchen and blows up a balloon.
Vance and Hog wake up.
Ben is just filling the balloon and letting the air out with a hissing noise.
He has two balloons now. He stands over Hog and releases the air from one balloon while blowing up the other.

He goes upstairs and sends a balloon flying into Letty's room before moving on to BR4 to do the same with Chris who, predicatably, snores through it. Ben tries releasing the air on Fatty's foot to no avail. He huffs and puffs and plays with the balloon until he realizes the futility and tells Fatty to get up becaues it's after noon.

At 12:43PM Ben disappears back to the basement leaving the fish to slowly rouse themselves for the day.